Xia Buyou was almost stunned.
He looked down at his lower body and saw that the tied thong bag had been loosened at some point, and a large gap was exposed in the entire trousers.
Xia Buyou quickly tightened his thong in a hurry, but Zhao Tiezhu still kept laughing, "I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to get needle holes, hahaha."
Zhao Tiezhu was leaning forward and backward in laughter, The onlookers nearby also started to hum.
"What's so funny about this?
Our Yamato nation has always been very proud of our penis," Xia Buyou said proudly, "Among Asians, we are considered very majestic."
"Hahaha, majestic, majestic.
As far as I can tell, it must be 3 centimeters.
Tsk tsk tsk.
It's really majestic.
I suddenly remembered a joke.
Let me tell you about it.
There is a Japanese man, an American man and a British man.
The man was captured by the cannibals.
The cannibal chief told them that today is the birthday of my god.
If the total length of your penis is 30 centimeters, then , I will let you go, but the British man measured it, and it was 13 centimeters, and the American man's was 14 centimeters, making a total of 27 centimeters.
The Japanese man tremblingly took out his penis, measured it, and it was 3 centimeters, and the three of them were let go.
When they were far away, the Japanese breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, I didn't know why I got so scared just now that I got an erection.
Otherwise, we would be dead."
"Hahaha."
Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
As soon as this joke was told, everyone in the audience was shocked.
Men and women laughed and looked at Xia Buyou Kuaigan's ecstatic thong.
Xia Buyou Kuaigan could still maintain a little grace, but when Zhao Tiezhu said this, he simply Unable to bear it anymore, he shouted and rushed forward to fight Zhao Tiezhu.
When Zhao Tiezhu saw Xia Buyou Kuaigan's red face, he shouted: "Could it be that you did the same thing just now?"
Zhao Tiezhu's words directly hurt Xia Buyou Kuaigan's fragile heart.
Yes, Zhao Tiezhu was right.
His joke turned out to be true, because generally fat people will have something shorter.
Yes, and for a sumo wrestler like this, it is even shorter.
Xia Buyou Kuai Gan is a weirdo among sumo wrestlers, and he is the shortest among the shortest.
He just competed with Zhao Tiezhu in strength.
Heng, the blood flow accelerated.
This accident, it rushed to the lower part, which caused an erection.
However, Zhao Tiezhu saw it.
The most important three centimeters in his life were laughed at by Zhao Tiezhu.
Xia Buyou, hurry up I dare to think that I must personally pull off the pants of this skinny monkey, and then cut his penis into two centimeters, and see if he still dares to laugh at me.
But he didn't know that Zhao Tiezhu's magical weapon was as hard as a rock, even if he cut it with a knife, it would cut continuously.
Xia Buyou Kuaigan roared like a killing pig and rushed towards Zhao Tiezhu.
Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly wiped away the tears from his laughter, and then kicked Xia Buyou Kuaigan's lower part.
This kick was very fast and hard.
Xia Buyu Kuai Gan still kept his forward posture, but his lower body was nailed to the spot.
Then everything seemed to be in slow motion.
Xia Bu You Kuai Gan fell down slowly, covering his body with his hands.
Holding his own dick, he held a breath in his throat, and his face turned purple.
"Damn it, you can't just kick someone to death."
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Zhao Tiezhu was shocked.
This little Japanese is so impatient.
Finally, it was okay.
After a long time, seeing Xia Buyou almost dying, he spat out a breath of turbid air, and then his face slowly returned to normal.
Zhao Tiezhu glanced at Xia Buyou Kuai Gan, and shouted to the little Japanese next to him, "You guys, is there anyone else who can come up?"
Several little Japanese were frightened by Zhao Tiezhu's unpredictable leg skills, and they all stepped back.
This retreat immediately caused a burst of cheers from the surrounding students, and shouts of "Brother Tiezhu, you are mighty" could not be heard.
Zhao Tiezhu shouted, "If you come to challenge us in the future, remember to clean yourself."
Then he walked aside gracefully.
Xia Buyou quickly looked at Zhao Tiezhu with resentment.
If he just wanted to cut off Zhao Tiezhu's penis before, then now, he wanted to cut Zhao Tiezhu into thousands of pieces.
Zhao Tiezhu's kick just now hit the most important thing in his life.
Three centimeters, something that was not long in the first place, was kicked by Zhao Tiezhu and it shrank back.
For a man, it was a life-and-death feud.
Zhao Tiezhu doesn't care about the resentment of these passers-by, characters A, B, and C.
If they dare to come for revenge, the worst he can do is throw them into the river.
The most important thing right now is to get the benefits from Li Linger.
Zhao Tiezhu's heart itches when he thinks of Li Linger's beautiful 36D breasts. .
"Brother Tiezhu, you did a great job," Li Ling'er praised.
Zhao Tiezhu stepped forward and said, "Of course, those who offend our country will be punished no matter how far away they are."
"Yeah, brother Tiezhu is really enlightened.
Okay, let's go back to class."
Li Ling'er said naturally.
"Hey, Ling'er, what's good about you is 36d, a bellyband, and Yan Ni's size."
Zhao Tiezhu said shyly.
"Oh, I remembered it.
Brother Tiezhu, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten it.
But, brother Tiezhu, haven't you brought glory to the country?
Why are you so embarrassed to ask for benefits from others?"
Li Ling'er asked.
"This...is true to both, true to both."
Zhao Tiezhu smiled obscenely, "How about we find a place to cash in the benefits?"
"That's no need.
If you want to know how old Sister Yan Ni is, I'll tell you right now."
Li Ling'er paused deliberately.
Seeing the expectation in Zhao Tiezhu's eyes, Li Ling'er said slowly, "Sister Yan Ni, this year 23 years old.”
"What?"
Zhao Tiezhu said anxiously, "I'm not talking about how old Yan Ni is, I'm talking about that, that."
"What?
That's what I just told you.
Didn't you say how old Yan Ni is?
She is 23 years old.
That's right."
Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu pretending to be stupid.
"This, this, this... don't be such a bully.
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Okay, this is over.
Next, I haven't experienced the 36d touch.
How are you going to let me experience it?"
Zhao Tiezhu looked at him babously.
Li Ling'er, this condition is the highlight.
"You have experienced this just now," Li Ling'er said strangely, "Didn't you feel comfortable touching Hikawa Okazaka just now?
That one is 36d."
"I'm going to choke you for being a cheater."
Zhao Tiezhu couldn't bear it anymore and stared at Li Ling'er, "Ling'er, I always thought you were a very innocent little girl.
I didn't expect that you would deceive me again and again.
You make me so sad."
"Ouch, Brother Tiezhu, tell me, how could I have deceived you about my 36D breasts?
You touched them so much just now, what else do you want?"
Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu in surprise, " Could it be that you want to try your hand at me?"
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