"This turtle soup is really good."
Zhao Tiezhu clicked his tongue and said.
"That's right, this soft-shelled turtle can strengthen the body, and it is said that it has some special uses."
Wang Xiao smiled ambiguously.
"What's public?"
Zhao Tiezhu said pretending to be stupid.
"Ahem, this, it is said to have the effect of nourishing yin and nourishing the kidneys.
I have only heard about this.
I don't know if it is true or not."
Wang Xiao said.
"That doesn't work for me.
My kidney, the iron kidney, doesn't need to be replenished anymore."
Zhao Tiezhu patted his ribs proudly.
After three rounds of drinking, Zhao Tiezhu’s liquor was almost bottomed out.
This bottle of liquor weighed about one kilogram.
Zhao Tiezhu drank about seven taels, and Lin Lei drank about three taels.
Lin Lei really drank a cup.
When the wine dries up, there is no trace of regret at all He is reserved and pretentious, but his little face is pink and tender, looking very cute.
Zhao Tiezhu is a veteran in wine.
For Zhao Tiezhu, seven or two kilograms of white wine is really like drinking boiled water.
No feeling at all.
Sugra's drinking capacity was only average, and he looked a little confused at the moment.
He said with drowsiness, "Let me tell you a joke."
"Say." everyone said.
After Sugra thought for a while, he said: "A man visited a brothel and asked the woman the price.
The woman replied: 50 yuan.
The man thought it was cheap.
After he had sex, the woman said: Please pay 100 yuan.
The man asked because the woman answered that it was 50 yuan for each entry and exit.
The man was angry.
Said: You are fucking China Mobile, and you still charge in both directions."
"Guess, what era did this joke come from?
Two-way charging, wasn't that a long time ago?
If you are not good at this, I will tell you a good one."
Wang Xiao narrowed his eyes slightly and said, " It was that night when the husband was reading on the bed.
From time to time he put his hand between his wife's legs.
The wife took off her clothes and acted coquettishly.
The husband asked: What are you doing?
The wife asked: What are you doing with your hands?
The husband said seriously: Wet your hands so that you can turn over the book.
"This joke is so dirty."
Chen Yaojing covered her mouth and smiled charmingly, while Lin Lei's originally pink face turned even redder.
Zhao Tiezhu started to pretend to be innocent at this time.
"Why don't I understand this?"
Zhao Tiezhu said blankly.
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"Why don't you understand this?"
Wang Xiao asked.
"Why is it so wet?"
"I don't know about this either.
You can ask Lin Lei.
Look at Lin Lei, doesn't she understand?
Haha."
Wang Xiao said with a smile.
Zhao Tiezhu saw Lin Lei's red and tender face and said with a smirk, "Lin Lei, why is this wet?"
"How do I know?"
Lin Lei also pretended to be innocent.
"Since you don't know, why are you blushing?"
"I blushed after drinking.
Oh, Tie Zhu, I really don't know.
Ask Yao Jing."
Lin Lei said narrowly.
"Hey, none of your jokes are funny.
I can't even understand them.
Let me tell you one.
I have lived by this joke for more than 20 years."
After Zhao Tiezhu finished speaking, after thinking about it for a while, he Said, "One day, a monk met a nun and wrote a couplet: First couplet: Nothing to do during the day.
Second couplet: Nothing to do at night.
Hengpiao: I have nothing to do.
The nun responded to the first couplet: Empty during the day.
Second couplet: Empty and empty at night.
Hengpiao: I have a request.
The ball will be answered” "I bet, these days, even monks and nuns have ordinary hearts," Li Mu said with a smile.
"Haha, of course, today's monks and nuns are no longer the monks and nuns of the past.
They eat meat and other things more cheerfully than us.
They have amazing computers and mobile phones, and they all use famous brands.
Since they are all broken There are so many precepts, so there is no need to break the sexual precept."
Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"You guys, it's true, there are two girls here.
And what's so funny about these jokes?
Let me tell you one."
Chen Yaojing was not willing to be lonely and joined the army of joke tellers.
"The butcher was fined 4,000 yuan for visiting prostitutes and issued a receipt.
One day, the butcher and his wife found the receipt.
They only recognized 4,000 yuan and did not recognize the word "prostitute."
They asked the butcher: Why was the butcher fined 4,000 yuan?
The butcher replied: "I am fined and put water in the meat."
"Let me choke you, your jokes are much worse than ours," Li Mu shouted.
"Where is it?
This joke isn't about anything pornographic, right?
Brother Su."
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Chen Yaojing shook Sugra's arm coquettishly.
"Yes, yes, the point of this joke is that I was caught visiting a prostitute at a butcher.
Isn't there something pornographic about this?
You people, can't you be a little more pure in your thoughts?"
"You guys are really bitches," Wang Xiao scolded with a smile.
"Here, let me tell you a joke too."
Lin Lei said a little shyly.
She knew that to leave an impression on someone like Zhao Tiezhu, she could only try her best to integrate into his circle of friends.
"Oh, you want to say it too?"
Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"Yeah, I'm telling a serious joke," Lin Lei said.
"Ours is very serious, haha, you name it."
Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"Okay, I said it."
Lin Lei took a deep breath and said, "This is a real thing.
It happened to a friend of mine.
The man whom the friend had been secretly in love with for a long time was seduced by another man.
This woman once Secretly fighting off many love rivals , when she found out it was a man, she collapsed instantly.
After she collapsed, a small banner was hung at the door of their dormitory all day long: There is a mistress in the front and a wolf in the back.
It is not easy to kick the mistress and kill the gangster. bridegroom" "Hahaha, that's interesting."
Zhao Tiezhu laughed, "You're competing with a man for the groom.
Haha, your friend is really interesting."
"Yeah, when I saw that banner that day, I laughed to death, haha."
Lin Lei said with a smile.
"Oh, but what she said is true.
Today's society is full of homosexuality.
And you also know that many men cannot meet the standards of many women in choosing a mate.
They don't have a car or a house, but they still need love, right?
, so there are more and more male-to-male love.
Male-to-male love is much more dreamy than male-to-female love.
At least they don’t require their partner to have a car or a house.
Moreover, if they don’t really love each other, male-to-female love is very difficult. ."
Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
"I don't understand this.
Tiezhu, you have researched this."
Lin Lei made a joke on Zhao Tiezhu.
"I haven't studied this, I just have some understanding.
I still like women, haha."
Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile, but there was more intimacy in this smile.
Some women are the best at talking to men.
To put it simply, a woman like Lin Lei knows when to say something, when to interrupt, when to listen quietly, when to express her own point of view to prove her existence, and when to need herself.
Just an invisible person.
It is precisely because of Lin Lei's interest in Zhao Tiezhu that the more he looks at Lin Lei, the more pleasing he becomes.
Zhao Tiezhu's current identity and status are different from those in the past.
Not all beauties are qualified to be pleasing to Zhao Tiezhu's eyes
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