"Auntie, why are you delivering something to me so late?"
Lin Lei said in an unusually sweet voice after opening the door.
"That's right, don't look at who I am, I'm your aunt."
A cheerful female voice sounded from outside the door, and then Zhao Tiezhu saw a typical middle-aged and elderly woman appear at the door.
This is a very ordinary middle-aged woman.
She does not have a beautiful appearance or a voluptuous figure.
Anyway, she looks ordinary.
She is holding a plastic bag in her hand.
I don’t know what is in the bag.
It is bulging. .
"Hey, Xiaolei, what smells so good?"
As soon as the aunt came in, she asked with her nose raised, and then she turned her attention to the restaurant, and then Zhao Tiezhu could actually see that the aunt's eyes suddenly burst out with a strong light.
The light could almost blind Zhao Tiezhu's dog eyes.
Damn what is this It was the first time that Zhao Tiezhu saw such a naked beauty on an ordinary person.
This naked woman was like a pervert seeing a naked beauty, like Sister Feng seeing Guan Xi, and even better like Ultraman seeing a little monster.
"Who is this young man?"
The aunt felt the wind at her feet and walked to Zhao Tiezhu's side in a few steps.
"Hello, aunt."
Although Zhao Tiezhu was shocked by his aunt's semen, he stood up quickly.
"Hey, who are you?
Are you Xiaolei's friend or Xiaolei's boyfriend?"
The aunt asked three questions first, speaking very fast.
"I am" Zhao Tiezhu was about to introduce himself, but his aunt didn't give him a chance to say anything.
"How old are you?
Where did you study?
What do you do now?"
"This" Zhao Tiezhu really wanted to say, don't speak so fast, why don't you wait for your brother to introduce himself?
But just when Zhao Tiezhu was thinking about this, his aunt spoke again, but this time it was to Looking at Lin Lei, "Xiao Lei, this is your boyfriend, right?
It's true.
You don't know how to tell your aunt that you have a boyfriend.
Why don't you always let your aunt introduce you to a boyfriend?
But... , I see this child has small arms.
The legs don't look like they are rich.
Let me tell you, the mountain I introduced to you last time is 2 meters tall and weighs 300 pounds.
That's a man's body.
Don't think you are too fat.
A man like that is like that. , you are still young now, you may not I understand, my aunt has been here before.
Only men with that kind of body can feel oppressed.
You know, only that kind of body can give us women sexual happiness.
Well, it’s sexual happiness.
You know, if you don’t have these small arms and legs, you can have it.
How strong is it?”
Zhao Tiezhu was completely stunned now.
Damn, are you saying that your x ability is not enough in front of your buddies?
Zhao Tiezhu feels that a man can be called ugly, has no money, and has no figure, but he must not be said so.
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No, Zhao Tiezhu had an unusual desire to prove that he was good at this time.
Although Zhao Tiezhu could not completely collapse the mountain in the past, The color has not changed since before, but at least he will not be easily flirted with by just a few words.
But today, when he met this aunt, Zhao Tiezhu felt that his scheming was still too shallow.
Zhao Tiezhu really I have an impulse to show off my little iron pillar to give this nosy aunt a head-on blow and let her know what a man's artifact is.
"Auntie" Lin Lei blushed, holding her aunt's hand and shaking it dissatisfiedly.
"Oh, stop shaking, stop shaking."
The aunt freed her hands from Lin Lei's, then pulled up a chair and sat down.
She looked at Zhao Tiezhu like a parent and asked, "Young man, what is your name?"
" Zhao Tiezhu was completely fooled by this aunt.
Damn, just now you asked my brother what his name was.
He was interrupted by you just as he was about to say it.
Could it be that you want to interrupt him again now?
Zhao Tiezhu looked at his aunt warily.
"What are you looking at?
I'm Xiaolei's aunt.
As an elder, I have to look after my niece.
Can't I?"
The aunt looked at Zhao Tiezhu dissatisfied.
"No, no, no."
After making sure that his aunt did not interrupt his thoughts, Zhao Tiezhu took a deep breath and said, "This aunt, my name is Zhao."
"Oh, Xiaolei, you're making chicken soup now," the aunt decisively interrupted again.
Zhao Tiezhu clenched his fist fiercely and then released it.
He sighed helplessly and looked at Lin Lei.
Lin Lei stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, then shook her head slightly.
"By the way, go on, what's your name?"
The aunt turned her head and looked at Zhao Tiezhu again.
"My name is Zhao Tiezhu."
Zhao Tiezhu said without any pause, because he was afraid that his aunt would interrupt him again.
"Oh, Tiezhu is a nice and solid name," the aunt said with satisfaction.
This was the first time that Zhao Tiezhu heard someone say that his name was good.
He secretly thought that this aunt really had extraordinary taste.
Sometimes he felt that his name was very frustrating.
He didn't expect that his aunt could recognize pearls at the first glance.
Zhao Tiezhu immediately felt that this aunt was actually pretty good.
"Tiezhu, do you mind if I call you Tiezhu?"
the aunt asked earnestly.
"I don't mind."
Zhao Tiezhu shook his head like a good boy, blinking at his aunt with big innocent eyes.
"Hey, are you my Xiaolei's boyfriend?"
asked the aunt.
"Yes."
Zhao Tiezhu nodded in Lin Lei's expectant eyes.
"Oh, yes, yes, how long have you been together?"
the aunt then asked.
"It's been a long time."
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"How old are you?"
"25" "What do you do?"
"Company employee."
"Where are you from?"
"fj people" "How tall and heavy are you?"
"" "What do your parents do?"
"" "Is Xiaolei your first love?"
"" "How did you and Xiaolei meet?"
"" The sweat on Zhao Tiezhu's forehead slowly began to increase.
He could not imagine that a woman could gossip to such an extent.
If he just asked some normal questions, Zhao Tiezhu thought it was okay.
After all, he was an elder.
But later, this My aunt actually concentrated on asking about the so-called dating experience between herself and Lin Lei, who chased whom, and where was the first date, where was the first kiss, and did it matter?
Anyway, there are only things you can’t think of, no.
Auntie can't ask Zhao Tiezhu was originally a little proud when Lin Lei asked him to be her fake boyfriend when his aunt first came, because it meant that he would be able to get some of the benefits he wanted after his aunt left.
However, Now, Zhao Tiezhu regrets it, completely regrets it.
Damn, this is not an aunt, this is a paparazzi: