"Ah we, are we dead" The host's answer made the four old men tremble, although they had heard him and her say similar terms just now, but listening to it again at this time, it still made people feel weak in their heads, and their legs trembled.
After all, the combination of the word human world and fierce ghosts makes it difficult not to wonder if they are okay.
The host chuckled, stretched out his left index finger and shook it at the young man, "Not really." ” Jian Hao sat on the side and felt that the outstanding mouth was dry and gasping, especially the No. 1 male guest, after hearing that he was not dead in a daze, he swallowed his mouth and spat with great difficulty, and was about to speak again, when the host interrupted the conversation.
"Do you want to ask, since I'm not dead, then why am I here?"
Including Jian Hao, almost all the four male guests in a row nodded involuntarily, Brother Hao was even more depressed, since he didn't die, what happened to this ghost blind date show, he didn't have the will to go on a blind date, why did he come to this place in a daze If he went against his will, the program team forcibly used some "indescribable" means against himself, then this is a crime, and he still has a fucking project plan to do.
In Brother Hao's opinion, in addition to life and death and work, everything else in this world is a trivial matter, which is not worth mentioning at all, since he is not dead now, then everything is easy to do.
"For your survival is temporary."
The host shook his two abrupt heads, and said again, "That's right, my friends, this is hell, here is the Yellow Spring, the other side is the mourning of the dead, and the hometown of the dead is here, death."
He and she deliberately dragged out the pitch to provoke the heat of the stage, and sure enough, the cheers in the audience swept in again.
Jian Hao stretched his neck to make sure he could hear the content of the second half of the host's sentence clearly.
"The only punishment" “” The enthusiasm of the whole show reached a climax at this moment, and the audience was boiling and cheering, as if death was a gift from God, a miracle of life, and a good news worthy of national celebration.
These people have no problem with their brains "So," the host signaled to lower his cheers, paused and then asked, "Male guest No. 1, do you have any questions?"
The person being asked was already at a loss for what to do, and the host patiently changed his head and asked twice in a row, and then he felt that it was time to change people, so he set his eyes on the No. 2 male guest.
Dark-eyed man in suit and glasses.
Without waiting for the host to speak, the man with glasses took the lead in exercising his rights.
"Please explain" The elderly man is really not within the reach of ordinary fledglings in all aspects, the man with glasses is straight to the point, his tone is calm, and Jian Hao can't notice the mood fluctuations in his tone at all.
"What does it mean that death is the only punishment, thank you."
"Aha" the host whistled twice, and at the same time there was a burst of intermittent ridicule and ridicule from the surrounding dark auditorium, as if the question was extremely stupid and ridiculous in their eyes.
Hey, bastards, it's a matter of life and death Jian Hao thought angrily, and turned his head to take a look at what was strange in the audience behind him, but even if he had seen all kinds of evil image entities embodied in the Forest of Illusions, the dignity of the audience who tended to be fanatical behind him still scared Brother Hao so much that he almost urinated in his crotch.
It is worthy of a ghost blind date show, and even the audience is a monster with clear water In these crowds of demons and monsters, the most photographed are all kinds of dead bodies, some are rotten, some are missing arms and legs, and some are put together and can't tell what they are After just one glance, Brother Hao almost threw up, countless flies and maggots flew and wriggled in the audience, looking extremely active, these dead people shouted and cheered, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into their mouths, as if those things were just free popcorn that could move in their eyes.
"Vomiting" The rapidly rising stomach acid made Jian Hao dizzy, nausea, nausea, fear, palpitations, all kinds of feelings intertwined in his chest, and finally made him a little painful, and he couldn't stop retching.
At this time, the host's explanation came just right.
"Dear Mr.
Melbourne" the two-headed ghost creature also replied politely, "As you can see, there are many interactive links in the ghost blind date show, and these links are naturally related to rewards and punishments in addition to the things that are expressly not allowed to be done."
Seeing that the man with glasses didn't answer, he coughed and continued, "The punishment is very simple, it is death." ” "Is it a real and valid death?"
"I'll explain that later."
"And what about the reward," the middle-aged man named Melbourne asked after a moment's thought.
The host whistled again, looking very jubilant, his two heads kept shaking, and his tone was extremely playful to glance back and forth on several so-called male guests, holding his left hand full of jewels and jade, and said with a look of pride to the extreme inflated.
"Ladies and gentlemen, when you enter the ghost blind date show, you must have activated the demon charm system," he paused for a moment and continued to explain happily, "All rewards will be linked to this system, and the more charm points you get, the more you can capture the hearts of the passive female guests."
"Female guests won't be fierce ghosts, right?"
The long-haired fat man No. 3 shouted loudly, not noticing at all what an important thing he had interrupted, and not at all noticing the vicious gaze that Uncle with black-rimmed glasses and Jian Hao swept at the same time.
The two hosts looked at each other and began to giggle, the male smiled wildly at the head, and the woman leaned back and forth with the head smiling, and the creepy laughter echoed throughout the stage for a long time.
"Ignorant fellows" finally stopped the hysterical laughter, and the two funny heads asked in unison, "Don't you realize that the rules of the show have made it very clear that if you fail to hold hands, you will give up your despicable life?"
His meaning couldn't be more obvious, if he didn't capture at least one female guest, then he would have to apologize with death, in this case, what kind of thing is the female guest Jian Hao opened his mouth and blinked his eyes, not knowing what to say, but soon, those two strange eyes wandered to him.
"The last one to take the initiative to the male guest, what about you," he asked in a deep voice with a dark light flashing on the dark side of his eyes.
"What about you?"
The pain of being stared at by four eyes at the same time made Jian Hao a little short of breath.
"Is there anything you'd like to ask?"
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