In this world, a person's name is usually inversely proportional to experience, the rich and noble are basically poor, the beautiful one can usually scare people to death, and the name is Taiping, and it is estimated that he has never been safe in this life Therefore, this is a good explanation why Lin Taiping just finished the resignation procedures, and he crossed over inexplicably, and suddenly there was a strange language in his mind.
Three minutes later, on a desolate island surrounded by blue waves, he looked up at the snow and finally settled on bad news, and worse news The bad news is that he is now standing in a bamboo forest, tied like a Dragon Boat Festival zongzi, and if he doesn't find a way to keep warm, it is estimated that he will soon turn into a humanoid Hagdas.
The worse news was that less than ten centimeters beside him, dozens of burly minotaurs with vicious faces were rushing to search his backpack, and the green light from the bull's eyes was crazy, which made people suspect that they had mad cow disease.
"Minotaur Dark Race" Lin Taiping suddenly felt like tears streaming down his face, he could now be sure that even if he had crossed over, his character was still as strong as ever.
However, even for a moment of tears, the rough nerves that had been tempered by encountering various troubles over the years still calmed him down immediately.
Okay, well, since you can even go to the bank to withdraw money and encounter a large group of robbers, then even if you meet a group of minotaurs who love robbery after crossing over, it doesn't seem so difficult to accept, at most, you should play the live-action version of World of Warcraft, but you can't explode the equipment.
In fact, as he had seen in the game of Warcraft, these minotaurs were all as big as a hill, with vicious bull heads, long horns as sharp as knives, muscular upper bodies, thick totem stone pillars, and white gas spewing viciously from their nostrils To make matters worse, these guys seem to have been hungry for so long that they don't care to stuff anything they find in their backpacks, cell phones, wallets, folders, file bags, laptops, and even the parallel version of ihone4 that has been eaten by the minotaur chief named Tulu.
"Bah, it's not delicious at all" It's just a few chews, the Toulu chief frowned, and spit out a few mobile phone parts in a depressed manner, "I'll just say, why is there only half an apple painted on this thing, it must be that people who have eaten it before find it so unpalatable that they can't swallow it." ” Very good and powerful, at this moment, Uncle Jobs's spirit in the sky directly burst into tears.
In fact, Lin Taiping was already in tears, especially when he saw that after the group of minotaurs had gnawed the entire backpack, they suddenly turned their heads very neatly to look over.
"Uh" was creepy, Lin Taiping couldn't help but shudder: "What, ask me, should you be related to ogres?"
"Bah, you're related to the ogre, and your whole family is related to the ogre."
As if insulted, Tulu immediately spewed white air angrily, "Humans, do you think our great Minotaur clan is a low-level creature like an ogre, we are just thinking" There is no need to say what he is thinking, because the eyes of dozens of minotaurs have already stared at his jeans together, and looking at the posture of desperately swallowing saliva, they will rush over at any time.
"Wait" Lin Taiping couldn't help but yell, even though his heart was trembling wildly, "You can't eat this, this is my last one I mean, if you want to find something to eat, I'll be happy to help" Thanks to the last sentence, the minotaurs, who had already collectively charged, suddenly braked suddenly, and Tulu's eyes widened with a strange face, as if he had heard something incredible: "Human, you just said that you can help us find food" "That's right" In order to prevent himself from turning into a light pig, Lin Taiping could only nod desperately, "Give me a few minutes, I can find a lot of food, and ensure that all of you eat until you burp." ” The dozens of real and fake minotaurs swallowed their saliva very neatly, but they couldn't help but look at each other, hmm, it sounds like it's very good, but with this seemingly ordinary human in front of him, can he really find any food You know, it's a cold winter, and the island is so desolate that everything that can be eaten has been eaten, and even what can't be eaten has been eaten, and in this case, it is a miracle to find enough food and find a small piece of bread.
"Try it, you won't lose anything anyway."
Lin Taiping replied very seriously, and by the way, he didn't forget to add, "Besides, the great and brave Minotaur clan, are you afraid that a human will hurt you?"
"That's," Turu immediately puffed out his chest proudly, both horns glowing golden, "our great and brave Minotaur have never been afraid of humans, except for the nasty magicians, of course. ” Saying this, it proudly waved its hooves and easily tore off the rope, but for the sake of insurance, several minotaurs still clung to Lin Taiping's side, lest he suddenly do something strange.
"Ah, I like the Minotaur a lot, especially when the next dungeon attracts hatred."
Lin Taiping casually talked nonsense, moving his numb wrist while looking at the surrounding environment.
As he could see, the snow-capped island was particularly desolate, surrounded by desolate wilderness, except for the bamboo grove where he was now located, which was lush even in winter, with hundreds of bamboos rustling in the sea breeze and leaves falling from time to time.
Therefore, although they claim to help the minotaurs find food, there is really nothing here, the nearby sea is so quiet that there are no fish in sight, and there are no stones or sand in the wilderness, and there is only this bamboo forest without bamboo forest As if thinking of something, he touched his chin thoughtfully and circled around the bamboo forest a few times, this bamboo forest is growing very well, and it happens to be winter now, so to speak "I've eaten it, and it's so bad to death."
Watching him circle around the bamboo, Tulu couldn't help but sigh, "The bamboo is so hard that it gnaws on broken teeth, and the leaves are also bitter, and it tastes like eating paper, to be honest, I'd rather eat paper." ” Recalling the unbearable experience of eating bamboo, a large group of minotaurs only felt that their stomachs were refluxing acid, and the god of darkness was on top, if this human dared to say such a thing as eating bamboo, we would definitely flatten him into a pig's head.
"Ah, I'm not going to tell you to eat bamboo."
Lin Taiping picked up a long and narrow flat stone, squatted down next to a big bamboo, and began to dig a pit.
Completely speechless, dozens of minotaurs looked at each other, Tulu couldn't help but widen his eyes, the god of darkness is above, what the hell is this human doing, are you going to dig up a lot of earthworms Okay, to be honest, that thing doesn't taste very good.
And in their muttering, Lin Taiping was already sweating profusely, almost digging all over the radius of a few meters, but unfortunately, even if the bamboo was dug up to the point of crumbling, but the pit was dirt except for earthworms.
"Actually, no" rubbed his numb legs, he changed places again, and began to continue his great business of digging holes, but it turned out that his character was still very bad, and this time there were no earthworms.
"Human, what the hell are you doing" Tulu finally couldn't stand it anymore, and spat out white gas with a little anger, "Listen, if you dare to play tricks on us, we'll bury you with the pit you dug" "Ann, Ann."
Lin Taiping waved his hand without looking back, and continued to dig in a different place again, "Give me a little more time, meow, I don't believe it, is my character so bad?"
Bang, spit halfway, the stone seemed to hit something, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and when he saw the yellow-brown faintly exposed in the soil, he suddenly screamed with ecstasy on his face, and dug down desperately as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
After a while, the things hidden in the dirt were finally completely exposed to the air, and dozens of minotaurs were full of curiosity, and they couldn't help but stretch their necks together, looking at the unknown object together Under the shell full of yellow mud, it seems to be wrapped with a cone-shaped plant part, and there is a layer of yellow-brown shell on the outside, which looks like it weighs at least dozens of catties and so on "That's right, this one is called winter bamboo shoots."
Lin Taiping hugged the winter bamboo shoot tightly, and he almost had the urge to kiss it, "This is a delicacy abundant in the bamboo forest, as long as you put it in the fire and simmer it first, and then remove the shell and cut it into thin slices."
Ka is still introducing here, Tulu over there has already grabbed the winter bamboo shoots directly, and he hasn't even wiped the yellow mud clean, and even the shell is bitten down.
It's just that the next moment, after this guy only chewed a few bites, his face suddenly trembled with convulsions, as if he had been trampled on by a hundred rhinoceros: "Bah, this thing is just too bad to eat damn humans, are you kidding us?"
In an instant, dozens of minotaurs were immediately furious, and the muscular hooves of the bull rattled, and they rushed up to beat the human into a half-limped posture when they waited for the patriarch to give an order.
What can you say Lin Taiping wiped the cold sweat on his head, and could only spread his hands very innocently: "Please, I just said it, this thing can only be eaten when it is cooked, and you yourself don't listen to me." ” "Ahem, this is it" Dozens of minotaurs looked at each other, and they actually blushed a little, only Tulu still stared at the bull's eye in disbelief: "So, as long as this is cooked, it will definitely be eaten" "Definitely, and it will taste good."
Lin Taiping raised the corners of his mouth with a smile, revealing eight snow-white shiny teeth.
"Really" Toolu glared again, as if I was killing you with my eyes.
"Really" Lin Taiping met its gaze and nodded affirmatively, "However, there is still a problem, I still lack kitchen knives and kitchenware seasonings."
Bang, before he could finish speaking, Tulu had already screamed, excitedly waving the totem stone pillar, rushing out as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and its roar could be heard along the way: "Kitchen knife cauldron seasoning" Very good and powerful, looking at the bamboo forest that was directly overthrown and trampled down, and then looking at the back of the smoke and dust, Lin Taiping could only look up at the sky speechlessly Well, I have to admit that the power of food is endless Welcome book friends to come and read, the latest, fastest, and hottest serialized works are all in: