Koga Island, a small island in the southern part of the Horn Sea, is not very well-known, and in the early morning sun, a speedboat sails out of the harbor with full sails, and at the request of a large group of eccentric passengers, it sails thousands of miles to Ivory Island.
In good conscience, the bearded captain was initially tempted to refuse the hire, because these guests didn't have any normal creatures except for a normal-looking little white face, a strange beauty carrying a magic crystal cannon, a dark minotaur desperately shouting for hunger, and a dark elf dragging a mace Well, I've put up with all this, but who can tell me why there is still a large group of ugly and stupid pig-headed monsters, especially the leader of the pig-headed monsters holding a broken book, and this stupid pig has just stepped on the deck, waving his hooves and proudly declaring: "From now on, this ship belongs to Lord Ben, and this is the first step to conquer the world" Conquer your size, the bearded captain and dozens of sailors rushed up viciously, but before he could say a word, a large bag of cute gold coins flew towards him.
Then, the bearded captain, who had been furious, immediately turned into a faithful servant and invited the distinguished guests to board the ship, and even the leader of the pig-headed monster, who called himself the evil alchemist, was treated like a king, and the sailors even rushed to brush it just to get a few gold coins as a tip.
"See, these humans are really stupid."
Served by a large group of sailors, Instein lay lazily on the deck, enjoying a massage and triumphantly praising himself, "In the face of my great evil wisdom, these humans have surrendered directly, so it seems that it is easy to conquer this world." ” Well, considering that it is very immoral to fight a paranoid person, Lin Taiping swallowed back the complaint.
But the problem is that he doesn't plan to fight Instein, but Instein wants to send it to the door automatically.
A few seconds later, this guy came over with a pig's head on his head and a flattering face: "Dear Lin, the pot of black soup yesterday is really useful, but it's a pity that the effect can only last for one day Hehe, what, if you don't mind, can you help me make another pot."
It's a wonderful feeling to have great wisdom. ” Don't dream, Lin Taiping looked at the pig's head with a smile on his face, and couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately: "Do you want another pot Do you know how many gold coins you need to spend to buy materials to make such a pot of black soup to improve wisdom, not a hundred, not a thousand, and a full twenty thousand gold coins?"
This is half-true, but those profiteers in the Temple of the Gods are really getting darker and darker, and a primary wisdom enlightenment magic technique like this that can only maintain the effect of ten days actually costs a full two thousand magic crystals, even if Lin Taiping is a millionaire.
He can't afford to toss like this, and he still has to find a way to save money to form his own private armed fleet, let alone waste valuable wealth.
"Don't" Seeing his categorical refusal, Instein Pig suddenly became anxious.
It's okay if you don't taste wisdom, but now that you've experienced it, it's enough to drive people crazy to change from a smart person back to a stupid person.
That's why.
Poor pig Instein suddenly cried with a sad face, and just hugged Lin Taiping's thigh and cried: "No, don't."
Dear Lin, we are friends, right, can you bear to watch me become a fool, can you bear to watch my great plan to conquer the world go bankrupt, can you bear to watch those beauties and wealth lose their masters, do you just " What a mess, Lin Taiping was terrified when he heard it, and seeing that Pig Instein was hitting the deck with his head, he could only spread his hands helplessly and said: "Okay, okay, I'm really willing to help you, but the problem is, I'm also short of money now, and I'm so short of power, even if I want to help you, I'm powerless." ” Instein, the money-short pig, was stunned for a moment, and immediately got up with a flushed face, and slapped his chest thumping: "Lin, you said it earlier, what's so difficult about this, from now on, I and my people can join your team, with my great evil wisdom, we can go and do a few big things, such as robbing a bank."
Speaking of robbing the bank, this guy suddenly lifted his spirits, and immediately took out a large number of semi-finished alchemy inventions from the space ring, his face was full of red light and white gas, shaking the pig's head and making a speech "Look, this is the medicine I got from my ancestors' laboratory, we just need to find a random bank and rush in, turn the bank manager into our loyal slave, and we can swagger into the vault and take whatever we want."
"Also, do you see this bottle of deadly virus in my hand When we get to Ivory Island, we will pour this thing into the underground river, and then the entire human race on Ivory Island will be sick and can only obediently accept our blackmail, do you think it is better for us to ask for one million gold coins or one hundred thousand magic crystals?"
"What, that's not enough, then let's get a little bigger, I heard that King Edmund has a beloved daughter, why don't we go and kidnap her, I'll give you another bottle of charm potion, let that beautiful princess fall madly in love with you, and wait until the raw rice is cooked and cooked, let's kill the old king, and then you can inherit the throne, wow wow wow wow, both people and money, I'm really a genius" In this way, Pig Instein's mouth was red when he spoke, and he couldn't wait to carry out the evil plan now, under the frightened gaze of a large group of sailors, it directly grabbed Lin Taiping's arm, and shook it enthusiastically: "Well, it's decided, my people and I will help you make money, and you will help us improve our wisdom. ” With tears in his eyes, Lin Taiping burst into tears when he heard this, and suddenly felt that he had made a big mistake, and he could even have a premonition that as long as he accepted this group of pigs as helpers, it was estimated that in less than two months, he would become a wanted criminal in the entire Horn Sea area, and he would be chased and intercepted by a large group of bounty hunters behind him every day.
But the problem is, whether he wants it or not, Pig Instein is already determined to join, and this guy even slammed his chest: "It's decided, when we get to Ivory Island, how about we go rob the bank first" Can you not mention this Lin Taiping was completely defeated, seeing that Pig Instein was about to jump into the sea and swim directly to Ivory Island, he hurriedly grabbed it: "Wait, wait, I'll talk about robbing a bank or something, I think that for the sake of our long-term money-making plan, you should help me make a few alchemy inventions first." ” "No problem" Instein didn't think about it, and immediately puffed up his chest triumphantly, "With me, the smartest and most evil brain in the world, it's no problem to want any alchemy invention, so do you want a potion, or a deadly virus, or a self-detonating puppet that can blow up the entire Ivory Island into the sky with a bang" What do I want that kind of thing Lin Taiping wiped his cold sweat speechlessly, and motioned to Pig Instein to stretch out the pig's ears: "Listen, I just want a normal invention, can I understand?"
Just this pig Instein listened to it for a long time, and couldn't help but be disappointed, not that the alchemy invention was so difficult, but in its opinion, this thing was not terrible at all, and it was completely unworthy of its evil wisdom.
"But it's useful."
Lin Taiping patted it on the shoulder, and said seriously, "In fact, if you can make this invention as soon as possible, Tulu and Yege will be able to liberate them, and we will also have more energy and time to develop new money-making plans." ” The moment he heard the word, Tulu, who was munching on roast chicken in the cabin, immediately jumped out, and Yege and Christine naturally followed, and the past experience told them that all the money-making plans proposed by Lin could earn a downpour of gold coins in the end, which was much more cost-effective than robbing a bank.
"That's right, a new money-making scheme."
Lin Taiping explained with a smile, "Although we have made a big harvest in the laboratory this time, and the evening newspaper and the magazine have been bringing profits, these are not enough, because we still have to form a private armed fleet, and we also have to help the pig Instein improve their intelligence, and we also have to face the crazy revenge of the clown, and even need" He didn't say anything else, just lowered his head quietly and looked at the journal he found in the laboratory: "All in all, we need gold coins, magic crystals, all kinds of magic equipment and potions, and all of this depends on Pig Instein's new alchemy invention, is there a problem?"
It's no problem at all, Pig Instein waved his hooves very hard, and his little eyes shone with wisdom: "Give me two days, before the wisdom enlightenment fails, I promise to be able to complete the alchemy invention, but you also have to promise me that after earning the gold coins, you will immediately cook soup for us to improve our wisdom." ” "Of course, I guarantee it with my character."
Lin Taiping nodded happily, "Then, the deal" "Deal."
Pig Instein nodded with a smile and also stretched out his hooves, "But, Lin, I still think that when we get to Ivory Island, we should go to a bank to warm up Well, after saying that I haven't been there for so long, those bank managers and beautiful receptionists must be very sad." ” At this moment, thousands of miles away on Ivory Island, the bank manager who was drinking coffee and a dozen beautiful female receptionists who were counting money suddenly shuddered neatly The gods are above, why do we suddenly feel that something terrible is about to happen?
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