Emma is non-mainstream Pan Xiaoxian immediately felt very refreshed when he saw this person, in fact, strictly speaking, this person is definitely a beauty, but this shape is so fresh and refined that people can't bear to look at it directly.
I saw that she was wearing a burlap Hanfu, although it was cleanly washed, but it was very conspicuously decorated with several colorful large patches.
But although she was wearing patched clothes, she did not feel ashamed of her inferiority complex, but was as proud as an emperor in a dragon robe.
She had long, messy gray hair like a wolf's mane, tied up with a hemp rope at the back of her head, a pair of big eyes that seemed to never wake up, and a huge wine gourd in her hand, which had a belly bigger than a human head, and she didn't know how much wine it could hold.
She sat on the table with her ass unobtrusive, revealing a pair of round and slender red fruit legs under the hem of her Hanfu, with a slightly dark complexion but an ivory-like luster.
The bare feet casually pulled a pair of clogs, cocked Erlang legs, clogs hung on the big toes, toes like cardamom, toenails like shells, hooking the clogs for a while.
It's such an uninhibited, rough and wild big beauty waiting there, drunk and still looking up and pouring wine into her mouth.
The style of painting has changed abruptly Could it be that the posture of entering the door is wrong?
"Teacher Ximen, this is the problem student I told you, Pan Xiaoxian."
Fang Tie raised his hands and arched his hand to the rugged beauty, and then turned around, and his face suddenly changed: "Pan Xiaoxian, where are you going?"
Pan Xiaoxian turned around slowly, and the corners of his stiff mouth tugged: "No." ” Fang Tie snorted coldly: "Xiao Xian, this is a martial arts teacher specially invited by our school and the country's heavy weapons for your situation, and she is in charge of you alone, you can call her Teacher Ximen."
"I can't teach you anymore, you can learn from Teacher Simon in the future, everything must obey her arrangement, is there a problem?"
"Yes" Pan Xiaoxian said, but unfortunately the speed of his speech was not competitive, Fang Tie immediately held Pan Xiaoxian's hand with a serious face and shook it vigorously: "It's good to have confidence, I believe that Teacher Simon will definitely be able to cultivate you into a pillar of the country, okay, that's it, I still have to teach the students, Teacher Simon, go first" After saying that, Fang Tie let go of Pan Xiaoxian's hand, arched his hand to the rugged beauty again, and then ran away with his ass as if he was in a hurry.
You can't be too Fang Tie, Pan Xiaoxian is also drunk, Fang Tie seems to have summed up his experience in dealing with himself, and he is becoming more and more daring.
Originally, Pan Xiaoxian thought that Fang Tie was really willing to gamble and lose and let himself go, but it turned out that he was still too young, too simple.
Fang Tie really didn't teach anymore, but he changed to a routine that seemed to be more ruthless "Teacher."
Pan Xiaoxian greeted the rugged beauty Teacher Ximen, well, there is no way, at least two words, no less.
Speaking of this, Pan Xiaoxian's heart hurts, when am I a head I thought my brain would be unlocked after drinking Black Friday, and then it would gradually recover, but I didn't expect that there would be no change in a few days.
Pan Xiaoxian always felt that there was some secret hidden here, but he needed to explore it bit by bit, and it was useless to be in a hurry.
Teacher Ximen raised his head and poured a sip of wine again, and then he stared at Pan Xiaoxian with drunken eyes and said, "Don't be in a hurry to call the teacher first, the old lady is called Ximen Fengyue" Ximen Fengyue Pan Xiaoxian, who had a beautiful name, thought in his heart, and suddenly there was a wind sound of "whew", and something flew towards him, getting bigger and bigger I'm Nima Pan Xiaoxian fell to the ground on his back, and a round thing was directly inlaid on his face, yes, it was inlaid The sad Pan Xiaoxian's nose bone was broken, and a good angular cheek was smashed into a big pie face It's a meteor Pan Xiaoxian's stiff hands grabbed the round thing, and as soon as he used force, he pulled the thing off his face with a "boom" sound like opening champagne.
After pulling it up, he didn't dare to take it away, Pan Xiaoxian was afraid that Ximen Fengyue would see his smashed face, so he had to use that thing to block it and give his self-healing ability a chance to breathe.
I don't know if it's because of the urging in his heart, this time the self-healing speed of the face is very fast, at most two or three seconds, and it will return to its original state.
At this time, Pan Xiaoxian finally saw clearly the culprit who smashed himself into a big pie face, and the paralysis turned out to be a big wine gourd Ximen Fengyue's big wine gourd Smash people with gourds at every turn, are you a gourd baby or a silver horn king And your gourd is a solid iron lump The two shot put balls stick together Pan Xiaoxian struggled to hold this big wine gourd, it was really enough, why was this wine gourd so heavy You must know that you can already punch more than 500 kilograms with the help of Tai Chi, but it is still very difficult to hold this wine gourd with both hands.
God knows how many catties this wine gourd has, obviously it was very easy to see that Ximen Fengyue holding the wine gourd in one hand just now Pan Xiaoxian just wanted to put the wine gourd aside, and listened to Ximen Fengyue say lazily: "The old lady heard the iron man say that the organization has newly absorbed a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard, and he is amazingly talented, and he is afraid of misleading people's children, so he specially invited me to give advice."
"The old lady thought that what kind of once-in-a-century martial arts wizard could make the iron man so precious. , I didn't expect to not even be able to pick up a wine gourd, hehe, the old lady is really a dog, can the paralyzed iron man figure it out by himself first, and dare to throw any goods to the old lady" the groove Pan Xiaoxian's whole person was stunned, he opened his mouth to be paralyzed and closed his mouth, this is especially a university teacher or a boss of the underworld But that's not the point, the point is that you dare to look down on Lao Tzu I can't bear it, I can't bear it rise Pan Xiaoxian only felt that he had really used all his strength, and the bones all over his body were constantly making "click" sounds, as if they might fall apart at any time.
This wine gourd was far heavier than he imagined, and Pan Xiaoxian wondered if this wine gourd would be smashed into a pit when thrown on the ground.
Gritting his teeth and doing his best, Pan Xiaoxian finally carried the wine gourd on his shoulders and stood up at the risk of a broken spine Labor and management are pure gentlemen Emma proletariat finally stood up, Pan Xiaoxian straightened his waist, one hand held the wine gourd on his shoulder, and the other hand stretched out a white finger and gently hooked the forehead bangs, revealing the red eyes that hooked people's souls What an evil water delivery brother Ximen Fengyue sneered, jumped lightly, and tripped over the table leg with his little feet hooking the clogs.
"Emma" Ximen Fengyue fell to the ground on the floor, and a clog flew high, and then hit the back of her head with a "click".
Pan Xiaoxian only felt that a group of black crows were whistling overhead, this Nima is a martial arts master If it weren't for the wine gourd on his shoulders that looked like a mountain, Pan Xiaoxian really doubted that this was a tease invited by the monkey.
"Dry" Ximen Fengyue lay on the ground, stretched out a hand to rub the back of his head, and muttered in a low voice: "It seems to be a little too drunk" The corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched covertly, and when he was thinking about whether to go up to help him, Ximen Fengyue was already magically swaying.
How did she get up Pan Xiaoxian blinked his eyes, obviously he looked at Ximen Fengyue and didn't use his hands to help, even her pair of lotus arms were still stretching her big lazy waist, and she didn't know how to stand up as soon as she twisted her body, the key is that it still looks very elegant and beautiful It's not scientific "Haha, hiccup" Ximen Fengyue hiccuped without shying away.
When the smell of wine wafted over, Pan Xiaoxian was about to hold his breath, but he was surprised to find that the smell was actually very mellow What the heck Ximen Fengyue staggered to Pan Xiaoxian's side, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, a finger lightly hooked the wine gourd away.
"Okay, from now on, you will follow the old lady" Ximen Fengyue squinted drunken eyes and put a hand on Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder.
Pan Xiaoxian suddenly felt as if a mountain had pressed down, and the little hand that looked like jade fingers and long nails like jade seemed to have a force of ten thousand catties, so that he couldn't move at all, and even the bones all over his body were "clicking".
"Dare to be disobedient, hehe, you know" Ximen Fengyue's little hand slapped Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder twice, and every time Pan Xiaoxian felt that it touched the depths of his soul too deeply "The old lady will conduct special training for you at any time, anywhere, and in your mood, you should be mentally prepared," Ximen Fengyue said, raising her hand, and the big sleeves of her robe slipped down to her shoulder blades, revealing her lotus root arm that did not look thick but quite slender and round.
"Smack" Ximen Fengyue snapped his fingers very gentlemanly: "Go you" After that, Ximen Fengyue carried a big wine gourd, staggered and staggered towards the window, and the walking posture was less heavy than Pan Xiaoxian, but it was more frivolous, and Teacher Ximen seemed to be really drunk When he arrived at the open window, Ximen Fengyue leaned forward: "Emma" Seeing that Ximen Fengyue fell down like a drunken person falling from a building, Pan Xiaoxian was scared into a cold sweat.
"Quick" Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly walked over slowly, leaned on the window and looked down, and saw the swaying back of Fengyue at the West Gate walking on the bluestone path in the campus woods.
Ximen Fengyue's back gradually faded away, and an old song that sounded very historical sounded in the wind: "You drunk me, you made me cry, and I carried all my sins, hiccup, I tried my best to redeem it."
Pan Xiaoxian looked down and saw that this window was at least ten meters away from the ground, and there was no when his head rushed down and was planted, and he could still drink strong wine and sing and just leave, Teacher Ximen, please take my knees t1706231537: