As friends who had just lived together for two months, Pan Xiaoxian felt that he couldn't ask for more from them.
Of course, it would be better if these three bowls of soup were not pretended to be tofu brains.
This morning is an extraterrestrial biology class, talking about creatures outside the earth, and the most important thing is the zerg and insect beasts.
Before class, Pan Xiaoxian staggered to the toilet alone, and needed to clear the inventory before going to bed, which was the pot for drinking three bowls of tofu brains in the morning.
Speaking of which, going to the toilet is the biggest pain in Pan Xiaoxian's heart after the mutation, urinating is fine, and pooping is a real kung fu The sad Pan Xiaoxian had to hold the doorknob with both hands every time he squatted in the pit, his legs were stretched out against the wall, his buttocks were trying to sit back, and he had to be careful not to pull on his pants In order to avoid arousing malicious onlookers about his peeing posture, Pan Xiaoxian silently burrowed into the stool compartment.
After plugging in the door, Pan Xiaoxian's stiff fingers slowly opened the zipper, and slowly took out the handle to "hiss" Nima pinched her hair again After releasing the water, Pan Xiaoxian suddenly felt the tiger talisman vibrate rhythmically twice, he hurriedly took out the tiger talisman and released the virtual light screen, sure enough, there was a red light prompt on the address book on the interface, after Pan Xiaoxian clicked on it, it was displayed in the new friend that a contact called "Fengyue" had been added.
Immediately followed by the Tiger Talisman vibrated rhythmically twice, but it turned out that Fengyue had already sent a flying letter, and the window automatically popped up.
Pan Xiaoxian was stunned, don't you need my consent to add friends?
This is the smashing software who developed it Five minutes is not too much "Fengyue" is undoubtedly Ximen Fengyue, after being taken to corruption by her last night, Pan Xiaoxian made a difficult decision without hesitation, and when he came back, he would talk to Fang Tie about quitting the country's important weapon.
Protecting the earth and maintaining world peace is such a glorious and great cause, you should be smart Unexpectedly, before he could contact Fang Tie, Ximen Fengyue had already come to the door again Pan Xiaoxian didn't even look at the content of Feixin, closed the window without hesitation, and directly chose to delete the contact, seeing Fengyue's name disappear from the address book, Pan Xiaoxian breathed a long sigh of relief: I survived today turned off the virtual light screen, Pan Xiaoxian began to clean up the guy, and before the zipper was closed, he only heard a "boom", and the compartment door was blasted open.
“biu” The demonic voice sounded in his ears again, and Pan Xiaoxian was dragged out of the toilet involuntarily, and his eyes were on the panicked faces of the boys covering his crotch, and with the sound of "biu", his vision blurred.
When his vision became clear again, Pan Xiaoxian had already appeared on the roof of the teaching building, and the whirring cold wind poured in from the open trouser door.
Pan Xiaoxian's face was full of grooves, and he hurriedly reached out to "close the door", "hiss", and he was very hairy again Ximen Fengyue was taking advantage of the northwest wind to drink, "coo-dong", I don't know if it was intentional, just after Pan Xiaoxian pulled the zipper, she put down the wine gourd, stretched out her hand and put Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Sao Nian is very frustrated, dare not reply to my flying letter and delete my friend, you are still the first person in the country's heavy weapon" Who the hell is crazy, the soul is weak Even dared to break into the men's toilet, and also hijacked a peeing boy, what else in this world can stop you from going crazy Pan Xiaoxian is really powerless to complain, it is really a special training anytime, anywhere, and according to the mood, but you can treat Lao Tzu as something if you want to Buses are also public toilets "But it doesn't matter, the old lady won't tell you that I want to take revenge on you in the special training" Ximen Fengyue squinted at the sleeping phoenix and patted Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder, and then couldn't help but say that he grabbed Pan Xiaoxian and jumped off the roof, and the two figures flew like winged birds in the wind: "It seems that I accidentally said something missing, well, don't care about these details, let's continue to corrupt today" "I still have to take class, the alien biology class is very important" Pan Xiaoxian is anxious, and he is still corrupt, I almost let you play to death last night, and the ghost wants to be corrupt with you "How to learn well in alien biology class just by looking at pictures and videos" Ximen Fengyue laughed: "The old lady will take you to practice" "Practice" Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but shudder, teacher, are you going to take me to the insect and beast battlefield "I apply for withdrawal" Pan Xiaoxian began to play tricks without hesitation: Go to the special national heavy weapon, go to the special Chinese national scholar Lao Tzu will not do it "The old lady accepts your application" Ximen Fengyue narrowed her beautiful eyes: "The application cycle is fifteen to thirty working days, and everything will be as usual until the application is approved by the superiors."
"Teacher, you are so despicable, too shameless, too obscene, nasty, nasty, awk," Pan Xiaoxian looked up to the sky and roared, tears spilling into the sky.
As if hearing something, Fang Tie raised his head suddenly, and his ears moved slightly.
"Brain-dead boy, I'm sorry we didn't inform you that we made this decision.
But trust me, we're all for your good "The body of the mad demon flurry is very rare, as long as you can survive in the special training, the future of the country's heavy weapon belongs to you "Don't worry, although the Ximen Prison Army is a madman, he will never let you die in vain.
It's easy for her to want you to die, but it's also easy for her to want you not to die.
"With great power comes great responsibility.
If you have the body of a mad demon, you shouldn't live up to the love that God has given you "Come on, brain-dead boy may hate us now, but you will be grateful to us in the future, and we look forward to the day when you soar into the sky" When Fang Tie was talking to himself, Pan Xiaoxian really heard his words through the tiger talisman of Ximen Fengyue.
Ximen Fengyue's character is too lazy to explain to Pan Xiaoxian, this was recorded by Fang Tie in Ximen Fengyue's tiger talisman in advance, of course, it is not exactly the same, Fang Tie does not dare to say to his face that Ximen Fengyue is a madman.
The devil will thank you I especially hate you soul that is difficult for strongmen under the banner of "for your good".
"I'm really not a crazy demon dancing body" Pan Xiaoxian wanted to cry without tears, Lao Tzu will be played bad by you sooner or later "Slow movement, stiff body, fragile joints, bloodthirsty, ignoring painIf you are not a mad demon dancing body, can you say that you are" Ximen Fengyue stared at him with a smile, and a cold glint flashed in his eyes: "Big zombie" "Well, I'm a mad flurry."
Pan Xiaoxian's heart was dripping blood, and he suddenly found that he couldn't climb out of the pit.
"Huh."
Ximen Fengyue smiled, this little rabbit cub is really easy to fool, zombies are just a setting in science fiction films, the entire galactic civilization strictly restricts the study of biological genes, how can there be big zombies in reality Swinging his big wine gourd in front of Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue proudly wrote a battle letter: "Come on, little baby's first special training today, let's drink him and get drunk."
Hu Zao said that he scared the baby to death, Pan Xiaoxian wiped a cold sweat, and thought that you were going to take me to the insect and beast battlefield Ximen Fengyue opened the stopper first, grabbed the big wine gourd and held it high above his head, the wine that exuded a rich and mellow fragrance turned into a white line, and fell straight into the mouth of Ximen Fengyue, Ximen Fengyue raised his head and drank it in one breath with his mouth open, and raised his eyebrows at Pan Xiaoxian with a touch of cherry lips on the back of his hand: "Just ask if you are afraid" "Afraid of wool" Pan Xiaoxian happily picked up the big wine gourd, and drank it with a "coo-dong" to his mouth, but he knew that the wine in the big wine gourd was a good thing, and it definitely had something to do with this wine to heal so quickly last night.
Get drunk early and end it early, and the Lun family has to rush to sleep in class "Good amount of wine" Ximen Fengyue took the big wine gourd with surprise and surprise: "If you can drink and win me, our special training today will be over" Ximen Fengyue didn't take advantage of Pan Xiaoxian at all, and took a big sip of the wine in the big wine gourd, and then handed it to Pan Xiaoxian.
Her big wine gourd was filled with just ten catties of wine, and today Ximen Fengyue deliberately replaced it with a "Vodka Emperor" as high as 96 degrees.
This wine is very flammable, and those who believe that "smoking and drinking are not separated" is the rhythm of death.
As long as ordinary people lick it, their lips will instantly become numb and dehydrated.
For people in martial arts, drinking the strongest wine, riding the strongest horse, and playing with the strongest woman is a kind of pursuit.
Ximen Fengyue herself is the strongest woman, of course, she wants to drink the strongest wine.
However, her purpose is not to overturn Pan Xiaoxian, but to teach Pan Xiaoxian to get drunk and make a foreshadowing.
After observing Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue thought that the only thing she could teach Pan Xiaoxian now was drunken boxing, which was also one of the most suitable boxing techniques for Pan Xiaoxian.
When drunken boxing is a fight, it is stumbling and staggering, as if drunk, but in fact it is "drunk and not drunk".
And Pan Xiaoxian is staggering even when he walks, but his steps are heavy and swaying without falling, which is simply a natural "shape is not drunk".
According to Ximen Fengyue's plan, Pan Xiaoxian was drunk first, so that Pan Xiaoxian could experience it from being drunk, so that she could cooperate with her to teach Pan Xiaoxian drunken boxing, which can be regarded as a teaching method that combines theory with practice, but she is too sweet "Goo Dong Gu Dong" Ximen Fengyue drank the medicinal wine she often drank, which was originally ten catties of alcohol, but the problem was that the vodka emperor she specially changed today, with an alcohol content of 96 degrees, how could she drink Pan Xiaoxian, who was immortal "Awesome" Ximen Fengyue put down the big wine gourd, gave Pan Xiaoxian a thumbs up drunkenly, and then fell to the ground with a "poof".
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