"Goo Knock Goo Pan Xiaoxian was directly inserted into his mouth by the gourd, and he gulped down the mellow medicinal wine, but he couldn't drink it anymore.
In fact, Pan Xiaoxian later knew how expensive Ximen Fengyue's medicinal wine was, although the content of life essence was not as high as the proportion of life cocktail, but it also added a variety of precious Chinese medicinal materials, and the price was only higher than that of life cocktail The point is that you can't buy this kind of medicinal wine on the market at all, this kind of medicinal wine is only supplied to martial arts sects and martial arts families, and ordinary people can't spend it even if you are a billionaire It's just that a woman wearing patched clothes can afford to drink such expensive medicinal wine, and she pours two catties into Pan Xiaoxian every day as if she doesn't need money, Pan Xiaoxian doubts that Ximen Fengyue should not be embezzling public funds Of course, from another point of view, Ximen Fengyue is very good to Pan Xiaoxian, and he can embezzle public funds to provide him with drink, which is absolutely true love Well, it would have been better if it hadn't been for him bruised all over his body before every drink "Boom" As if pulling out a champagne cork, the gourd mouth was pulled out of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth by Ximen Fengyue, and then Ximen Fengyue raised her head and opened her mouth wide, and the wine condensed into a silver line, which shot out of the gourd mouth and directly into her small mouth.
Teacher, although the wine is good, don't be greedy Pan Xiaoxian was dazed, but he still knew that he was worried, because Ximen Fengyue was now racing against the wind.
If it were in the city, Pan Xiaoxian believed that Ximen Fengyue would definitely be covered with speeding tickets on the beautiful little face of the traffic police, and there would be no one who ran at an empty speed with a pair of small feet wearing clogs However, what is even more frightening is that as Ximen Fengyue drank more wine, the faster the speed of the surge, and the strong wind that came to his face made Pan Xiaoxian's eyelashes prostrate, and he could only close his eyes and silently burst into tears.
Ximen Fengyue originally sandwiched Pan Xiaoxian under the ribs with one hand, this posture made Pan Xiaoxian feel more ashamed than the princess, and what was even more shameful was that he actually hugged Ximen Fengyue's water snake waist with both hands, lest Ximen Fengyue's hand slip and throw him out.
Teacher, the driver has a drop of wine, and the relatives have two lines of tears Flying cars is not terrible, what is terrible is drunk driving and flying cars Suddenly, an earth-shattering roar came from afar, long, like a muffled thunder rolling in a dark cloud, deafening and shocking.
The "Hulala" trees were shaken violently, the leaves fell to the ground in a sparse manner, and some small beasts fled in the grass, and the originally quiet primeval forest seemed to become lively all of a sudden.
Pan Xiaoxian was startled, this voice was so familiar I have never eaten pork and watched pigs go, although Pan Xiaoxian has never seen insects and beasts with his own eyes, but this terrible existence often appears in movies these years.
In addition, there are all kinds of books related to insects and beasts, so for the more common or representative insects and beasts, even kindergarten children can call them by name, and even almost every child in the city has a toy in the style of insects and beasts.
Exactly the same as the insect beast but the reduced proportion of the toy, can make the same roar, and can even play with the child intelligently, the current profiteers are too good at doing business, obviously the biggest enemy of mankind, but it has become a child's favorite toy.
This voice Pan Xiaoxian felt that his upper and lower teeth were fighting, and this voice sounded like a worm elephant that often appeared as a big boss in movies Wait a minute, teacher, what are you going to do, Pan Xiaoxian only felt that Ximen Fengyue's muscles tensed up instantly, but it was not because he was afraid, but he was excited and excited, just like a child who had met a toy in his heart, and he would not give up if he didn't break it Next, Ximen Fengyue not only sped up again, but even rushed in the direction where the roar came from, Pan Xiaoxian burst into tears, this is really a rush to reincarnate Trying to open his eyes, Pan Xiaoxian looked at Ximen Fengyue with teary eyes, only to see Ximen Fengyue's little face flushed, exuding a rich and mellow smell of wine, although the speed of the car was accelerating, the stability was worrying, not only swaying left and right, but even occasionally stumbling The teacher drank too much again The corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched stiffly, since she verified Pan Xiaoxian's character that time, she has become more and more absurd.
Almost every time she takes Pan Xiaoxian for special training, she will get drunk in the end, but after that time, Pan Xiaoxian doesn't dare to tease her anymore, in case she is slapped by Ximen Fengyue, it's okay if she really dies, who is half of her body Ximen Fengyue's wine is not bad, most of the time he drinks too much and still sleeps quite properly, but occasionally he will play a drunken madness, and the camp needs to be rebuilt once after each drunkenness, but fortunately, Pan Xiaoxian has only encountered it once in a month.
But the second time, it was not in the camp, but in the wilderness "Poof" A splash of hot stuff sprinkled on Pan Xiaoxian's face, Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly closed his eyes, fortunately he didn't hurt his eyes, otherwise his eyes would have exploded at such a fast speed.
However, this strong smell of blood is the situation of Shenma Pan Xiaoxian squinted his eyes and looked ahead, and was stunned, only to see that insects and beasts wrapped in pitch-black shells kept appearing in front of them, insects and beasts were like this, obviously beasts, but the appearance was like a beetle-like pitch-black shell, shiny and shiny, this pitch-black shell was their natural armor, it was no exaggeration to say that they were invulnerable.
But these insects and beasts are like paper paste in front of Ximen Fengyue, no matter what kind of insects and beasts they are, Ximen Fengyue just punches them The dark shell of the insect beast that was shown in the movie that even a pistol bullet could not penetrate was vulnerable under Ximen Fengyue's pink fist, and it was basically blown up with one punch, and the blood splashed on Pan Xiaoxian's face like this.
In fact, in most cases, after Ximen Fengyue crossed, the blood of the insect beast could be shot out, so it was just an accident that splashed on Pan Xiaoxian's face.
For Ximen Fengyue, it seems that there is nothing that cannot be solved with one punch, at least Pan Xiaoxian has not seen the time when two punches are needed.
Ximen Fengyue rushed forward with the momentum of people blocking and killing Buddha and Buddha, and everything in front of her was shattered by a simple, direct and rude punch, until she finally saw the insect elephant that stimulated her beast's blood to boil and her hunger and thirst This is the first time in Pan Xiaoxian's life that he has seen an insect elephant with his own eyes, and the feeling that the insect elephant brings him is a really big word It was a huge insect elephant at least ten meters tall, and it looked like a hill in the darkness Its legs are like optimus pillars, so thick and majestic that they seem to hold up a piece of the sky, and in a movie where an elephant breaks into the city, it walks on the road, stomps on a car with every foot, and never looks back in the explosion Its two huge white tusks, thick and long, are like two sharp scimitars, each of which is more than three meters long, and the tusks of the insect elephant often appear in the movie, and the five-centimeter-thick steel armor is as fragile as a large concave potato chip in front of the sharp tusks.
The most terrifying thing is its black, thick, long elephant trunk, like a half-cut train, but dexterous enough to pick up embroidery needles on the ground.
At this moment, this huge insect elephant is making a big move, and with its long black trunk it rolls around a worm bear that has broken into its territory, the worm bear is also six or seven meters tall, but it looks much more petite in front of the worm elephant.
"Boom" The insect bear was thrown out hard, and its huge body crushed a boulder more than five meters high, but the insect bear was not injured, the pitch-black leather shell protected it, it was just a little stunned by the fall, and it was still swaying when it got up.
"Boom Boom" The sound of the earth shaking was the worm elephant running, and the worm elephant frantically pierced the body of the worm bear with two sharp tusks, this was a battle with completely unequal strength, and it was doomed to be the result of a slaughter from the beginning of the day.
Slowly pulling out the ivory from the corpse of the insect bear, it was like a swordsman pulling out a blood-stained sword, but the small blood-red eyes of the insect elephant had already turned to stare at the new uninvited guest.
From Pan Xiaoxian's point of view, the blood-red eyes of the insect elephant were like two red lanterns in the night sky, and even emitted two faint blood-colored glows "Waha" When Pan Xiaoxian's hairs stood up, Ximen Fengyue actually burst out with a burst of demonic laughter.
Pill Pan Xiaoxian chuckled in her heart, the teacher was too drunk this time, and humans couldn't stop her "Noise, little baby, burp," Ximen Fengyue unscrupulously taunted the insect elephant, and actually hiccuped.
"Roar" The insect elephant was instantly enraged, and the blood light in its little eyes flickered like a fire alarm signal, and it let out an earth-shattering and deafening roar towards Ximen Fengyue.
Although Pan Xiaoxian couldn't understand the language of the insect beast, he could understand the mood of the insect elephant at this time, and the insect elephant must be saying: Hiccup, your sister, get rough for Lao Tzu "Boom Boom" The insect elephant slowly walked towards Ximen Fengyue step by step, its blood-red eyes staring at Ximen Fengyue deadly, and the air flow from the big nostrils of the black hole seemed to be a whirlwind, blowing the ground into flying sand and rocks.
"Teacher, don't be impulsive" Pan Xiaoxian hugged Ximen Fengyue's water snake waist tightly, his eyes were full of peace-loving brilliance: "Life is so beautiful, the world is so wonderful, teacher, you are so beautiful, think about why Nima can't think about it so much."
If you can't think of it, you have to let go of me first I'm going to provoke someone In Pan Xiaoxian's heart-rending wail, Ximen Fengyue had already shot towards the huge insect elephant like a moth to a fire Thanks to the two brothers of Jin Jian Diao Ling 5551000 and qw1267500 for their rewards, the zombies have opened their mouths, and the children's shoes please use the recommended votes to eat t1706231537: