"Brother, these are my dearest brothers" The monk pointed to a few tall, short, fat, crooked melons and cracked dates to Pan Xiaoxian one by one: "Bananas, sunspots, and big fat and two fat, the two of them are twins, and the four of them add up to the four King Kongs under me."
Pan Xiaoxian looked at them one by one, the bananas looked very trendy, with a small dirty braid, and they were dressed very hip-hop, although they were serious yellow people, but their every move gave people the feeling of being Caucasian, probably from which the nickname of bananas came from.
The nickname of Kuroko is really worthy of the name, because he is really black, and it is really not easy for a yellow person to be black at this level Big fat and two fat are worthy of being twins, they look like they are carved out of a mold, and they are both fat, if you just look at the face, I'm afraid their own mother can't tell who is who, but as long as they stand up, they will never admit that they are wrong, the height of the big fat is at most one meter six, and the second fat can be one meter nine, and the gap between twins is so big.
"You all recognize it, this is my brother, my own brother" The monk affectionately pulled Pan Xiaoxian's arm, the corners of Pan Xiaoxian's mouth twitched stiffly, and his wife explained when he went out, drink less to eat more vegetables, and don't pick chrysanthemums on the side of the road Let me go, we're going to be fruitless "Brother, the first time we meet, we toast you" Banana, sunspot, big fat and two fat all stood up with a full glass of wine and stood up to toast Pan Xiaoxian, the monk quietly observed Pan Xiaoxian's face, as long as Pan Xiaoxian showed a trace of impatience, he immediately stood up and played a round, but Pan Xiaoxian actually drank without saying a word, and the monk smiled.
"Hey, Brother Monk is bringing your four King Kongs to play again, tonight, our main focus here is nostalgic night, you like it" A mother with heavy makeup pushed the door in, greeted the monk with a smile, and then turned around and waved a small handkerchief: "Come on, come to Bingbing, Ziyi, Lily, Luodan, Mi Mi, Yanyan, Shishi, Yanyan, Despicable, Yifei, Yuanyuan, you come quickly."
With the affectionate call of her mother Sanna, a group of warblers and warblers came in, they are fat and thin, each with their own merits, but there is a common characteristic, that is, the days are very thrifty, counting nine cold days, in order to save fabric for the country, their skirts are so short that they can only cover the hair "Wow" bananas, sunspots, big fat and two fat They were very exaggerated, and they all stood up and wanted to go up to choose, but they were stopped by the monk, and the monk glared at them: "What are you doing, can you still have some quality?"
Brother, you are talking about Huaxia, why do we know every word, but when combined together, we can't understand it at all The four King Kongs were all a little dazed, and then they saw that the monk was very dog-legged Lapan was idle, and his face was full of flattery: "Let my brother pick first" At this time, you called us Kong Rong to make the four great kings of the pear are all kind-hearted, boss, you can easily lose us like this "Monk, what are you doing, do I look like that kind of person" Pan Xiaoxian was very angry, shook off the monk's hand, and slowly raised his trembling fingers: "I just need Yan Yan, despicable, and Yifei" The slut is the hypocritical Four King Kongs are twitching at the corners of their mouths, and they are actually playing one and three for three, and they are not afraid of grinding iron rods into needles "It's worthy of my brother" The monk laughed and applauded exaggeratedly: "The pure masters of the Three Ying Battle Lu Bu are awesome" It's not to hide from you, an old glass, sitting next to Lao Tzu is always hairy, if it weren't for the task, Brother Donkey would have beaten you with a chrysanthemum Pan Xiaoxian beckoned Sanying to come over to fight Lu Bu, so Yan Yan sat on the left, Yifei sat on the right, and the most petite despicable sat directly in his arms, Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but burst into tears at this moment, I didn't expect Brother Donkey to have today As for the female pot friend or something, ahem, Brother Donkey is a principled good man, and he promises not to go to his kidneys or heart, and besides, this can be regarded as a dedication to art Since Pan Xiaoxian has opened this head, the four King Kongs are not polite, and each of them asked for two.
I don't dare to ask for more, I didn't look at the monk's eyes as if he was going to kill someone, forget it, it's okay to hug left and right, what kind of bicycle do you want These grandsons don't know how to save money for the boss at all, they are all like you, and the landlord's family has no surplus food, and the monk's heart is dripping blood, but thinking that he can't bear the child can't trap the wolf, he gritted his teeth and glared at himself and ordered two for himself.
Mother Sang Le couldn't close her legs, deliberately flattered Pan Xiaoxian a few more words, and deeply engraved the appearance of this big Kaizi in her heart, and next time I saw a certain amount of stammering, this kind of big customer is destined to do a strange man However, as soon as Mom Sang went out, the monk's communication watch rang, and the monk was comparing the size of the two of them with Lily in his left hand and Luo Dan in his right hand, and he didn't want to answer the phone, but the monk glanced at it and found that it was the old gun, so he quickly connected the phone and said with a smile: "Boss, you have something to look for me."
"Where are you now" The old gun's gloomy voice came, which sounded very ordinary, but as his confidant, the monk instantly became serious, pushed away Lily and Luodan, and went to the toilet in the private room to answer the phone.
"Boss, my brothers and I are in Lan Kwai Fong."
The monk asked seriously, "Boss, is something wrong?"
"Hmph, Dongying, that idiot man and woman eat all, and asked a worm man and a worm woman to play sandwiches, but he got off and was eaten alive by the worm man and worm woman.
Damn, it doesn't matter if he's dead, it also caused Lao Tzu to run away with two worms" There was a trace of anger hidden in the voice of the old gun: "I have sent people to search around, and there is no result yet, you can also bring someone over to help" You people in the city really know how to play monks, and when they heard this, they couldn't help but change their faces, but they didn't expect that Dongying idiot to have such a strong taste "I know the boss, let's come over immediately" The monk agreed without hesitation, although these beauties made him bleed profusely just now, and Lily and Luo Dan were so fun, but compared to the old gun's order, it was nothing.
Under the old gun, he is not the most capable of fighting, nor is he the one who has been with the old gun for the longest time, and the reason why he can be regarded as a henchman by the old gun is because he is the most loyal As long as the old gun gives an order, not to mention that he hasn't started playing yet, even if he has already "snapped", he will immediately pull out the bird ruthlessly.
Walking out of the toilet, the monk shouted at the broken gong: "Don't play, there is something to do."
"Oh no, Boss, this is just the beginning."
"Boss, do you know if you can wait for me for five minutes instead of three minutes" The Four King Kongs all wailed, but the monk's big face and silent attitude let them know that this matter was serious.
Seeing that the four King Kongs sent the beauties away with a regretful face, the monk walked in front of Pan Xiaoxian and regretfully wanted to shake hands and say goodbye, but Pan Xiaoxian grabbed Yan Yan and Yifei with both hands, just didn't give the monk a chance to do anything, the monk had to say: "Brother, I'm sorry, we can't accompany you if we have something to do, let's have fun another day, we'll go first, you have fun."
"Stop, do you treat me as a Kaizi" Pan Xiaoxian was very angry and pushed away the meanness in his arms, stood up and glared at the monk angrily.
How do you know The monk's face changed greatly: "Brother, what did you say?"
"Since you call me brother, what can't you say to your face" Pan Xiaoxian arrogantly turned his face to the baby was unhappy, but the baby didn't say "This" The monk hesitated, and finally waved his hand to let the beauties go out first, and when there were only the four King Kongs and Pan Xiaoxian left in the private room, the monk said to Pan Xiaoxian affectionately: "Brother, it's not that I'm hiding it from you, it's mainly that this matter is very troublesome, and I don't want to disturb your sexuality."
"You should also know that we have worms here in the night fire, just now my boss told me that there were two wormmen, a man and a woman, and it would be terrible if this matter got out, so we had to go back and catch the wormmen back quickly."
The reason why he dared to tell Pan Xiaoxian was that Pan Xiaoxian had already broken through the door twice, and he had also seen the worm man with his own eyes, he felt that Pan Xiaoxian should not be a traitor, which traitor could be so dedicated "I'll go with you" Pan Xiaoxian interrupted him without hesitation, and the monks were stunned: "Brother, what are you talking about?"
"The brothers are all going to catch insects, but I'm playing with women here, I can't do this kind of thing" Pan Xiaoxian said Bo Yuntian, although all the knowledge of the alien biology class has been returned to Mrs.
Zhan, but Brother Donkey has learned the routine Since ancient times, affection cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts The "brother" monk was moved to tears, and the gambling debt owed by Lao Tzu was finally saved "Brother" Pan Xiaoxian excitedly stretched out his hands and pressed the monk's shoulders, with his understanding of the monk, at this time the monk should move his hands and feet again, so the donkey brother is the first to strike "Don't say anything, it's all in the wine" The monk grabbed a glass of wine and took a sip of it, Emma's wine was really rushing Can you do something serious The four King Kongs next to him have red circles in their eyes, with this work, we are already lifting our pants, okay Pan Xiaoxian followed the monk and they left Lan Kwai Fong and rushed back to the Night Fire Entertainment City, and soon saw the old gun of the first brother of the Night Fire.
Accidentally glanced at Pan Xiaoxian, the old gun wanted to say something but at this time the matter was urgent, so he skipped and gave orders directly to the monk: "Our C area is very close to the danger zone, so it is very likely that the two worms have fled to the danger zone, and I have already sent someone to find other places, monk, you go to the direction of Geyue Mountain, contact me immediately if you find someone, I will rush over as soon as possible."
Saying that, the old gun unexpectedly walked in front of Pan Xiaoxian, stretched out his hand and patted Pan Xiaoxian's shoulder, revealing an encouraging smile: I am optimistic about you t1706231537: