The old man can only help you get here After speaking, the master of enlightenment glanced at Pan Xiaoxian meaningfully: The donor doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate farce Stop Holding obsession, messing around The four vajra of emptiness, understanding, nature, and true colors all looked at the Master of Enlightenment in surprise, but after the Master of Enlightenment said this, he drooped his eyelids again, and he didn't know whether he had his eyes open or closed. are also bald, why is the gap between people so big, and the donkey brother glanced at the master of his true colors with disdain, you look at the master of enlightenment and learn a little In fact, although the assist of the Master of Enlightenment this time is not timely, it is very in place, at this time, as long as Brother Donkey can borrow the slope to get off the donkey and find a reasonable excuse to explain why he went to Tallinn in the middle of the night, he will definitely be able to get by.
But the concubine can't do it Where did you ask me to find a suitable excuse to go to Brother Donkey's face in such a short period of time, but this fell in the eyes of others, but it seemed that he had been touched to the depths of his soul by the words of the master of enlightenment, and he was deeply repentant.
At this moment, the pink phoenix, who had been holding Pan Xiaoxian's hand and was silent, suddenly stepped forward, she first shook Pan Xiaoxian's hand gently, and then secretly glanced at the master of enlightenment, and then looked around in circles like a thief, and finally drooped her little head and said dejectedly: "Husband, forget it, let's be honest."
"It's just that you still invite it truthfully" The master of true colors thought that the pink phoenix was helping him speak, and he had just proudly forced the palace to say, but suddenly reacted suddenly, staring at the pink phoenix with wide eyes in disbelief: "What are you talking about, husband?"
"Hiss" Pan Xiaoxian not only gasped, but slowly turned his head to stare at the pink phoenix, he actually didn't think of this excuse, but after all, this is related to the reputation of the pink phoenix, so he would rather go near and far, and he has no idea of starting from this aspect.
It's just that he didn't expect that the pink phoenix would take the initiative to mention it himself She didn't know what she was talking about "Yes" Pink Phoenix drooped her little head and replied in the affirmative, as if she had mustered up courage, she raised her red fluttering little face, shy and timid, did not dare to raise her eyes, and said softly and weakly: "I'm sorry masters, my relationship with him is like this."
"We didn't dare to get close to our husband in the meditation room, saying that it was a great disrespect to the Buddha, so we waited until the evening to secretly go out to find a place away from the Buddha to get close, and we got there by mistake "Because we were stopped by the senior brothers of the Discipline Academy, we were afraid that we would be punished by the masters, so my husband made up a lie "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we really didn't mean to, please forgive the masters for our young ignorance, woo woo woo" Speaking of which, the pink phoenix cried and plunged into Pan Xiaoxian's arms, shrugging her thin shoulders.
Ami is a gymnastics master, all of them are dumbfounded, Nima is afraid of disrespect to the Buddha in the meditation room, and he respects the Buddha when he goes to Tallinn Have you ever considered the feelings of the Tang Dynasty monks, have you considered the feelings of the Song Dynasty monks?
There are also Jin, Yuan, Ming, Qing, and the Republic of China, in short, hurry up and apologize to our ancestors of the past dynasties It's just that this can be explained Think about it, a young couple in love, it is when they are like glue, but because they are in the temple and can't do anything indescribable for half a month, this Nima can bear it The young couple went out to be a field soldier and were forced to be helpless, but they were stopped by the disciples of the Discipline Academy, can people not be afraid to lie Although even the wild cannon said that they were young and ignorant, it was indeed a little reluctant, but it was reasonable that the two of them were only eighteen-year-old boys and girls The master of enlightenment lifted his heavy eyelids, looked at Pan Xiaoxian with a smile and nodded: Life is like a drama depends on acting skills, and Lao Qu almost believed it "No" At this time, the master of true colors once again exerted his true colors, stood up and wrinkled his brows and said: "Since you are going to cough cough and do that kind of indescribable thing, then how can the dead silver snake and poisonous scorpion be explained" The muddy donkey brother was so angry that he almost wanted to strangle this big red face: people are not smart, and they especially learn from others to be bald "Hate" Pink Phoenix's face turned red, and she smashed a pink fist on Pan Xiaoxian's chest: "You pay me the blue of the sky, the blue of the sea and Bai Suzhen" "No, wife, I, I didn't mean it" Pan Xiaoxian's face was full of grooves: "Can you imagine how big my psychological shadow area is when a snake suddenly comes out of the intimate relationship, or how big my psychological shadow area is when I touch a scorpion?"
I can master the eyes and nose and nose and mind, put their hands together and silently recite Ami tofu, the old men are all eminent monks, who have practiced for hundreds of years, often accompanied by the ancient Buddha of the green light, not stained with red dust and love debts, and the old men can't understand a word of what you say I can also listen to it satisfactorily, and I can't help but tighten the chrysanthemum, thinking about how it must have been when my fingers touched a scorpion in the dense grove when I caressed it, or when I suddenly got into the chrysanthemum when I was slapping The master of "Ami Tofu" could only fold his hands and be speechless, but he did not give up, gritted his teeth and asked: "But why do you want to complete the arrangement" "Master Mingjian, before that, in the entire Shaolin Temple, there were only two disciples who knew each other."
Pan Xiao sighed faintly, one of them is still dead, why do you let me arrange who to go "That's it" The abbot of Enlightenment waved his hand at the right time, smiled at the master of true colors and shook his head: "After all, they are still children" Although Master True Color still wanted to question Pan Xiaoxian, even the abbot master said so, if he continued to ask, it would not be questioning Pan Xiaoxian, he would be working against the abbot master You must know that in the isolated Shaolin Temple, the abbot is simply a soil emperor, and he is working against the abbot, and he still wants to mix it up in the future The master of true colors had nothing to say, so he could only take a deep look at the enlightened abbot: "It's still the abbot's uncle's eyes like a torch, and the disciple is ashamed, I'm sorry for the trust of the abbot's uncle."
It's not that the masters are too young, it's that they all live in the Shaolin Temple from childhood to adulthood after all, and they live a life of pure heart and few desires.
In their three views, such a thing as committing adultery is simply an unforgivable sin, and it is almost equal to killing a fellow disciple and brother.
Therefore, Pan Xiaoxian and the two young and ignorant "bear children" first "lied", and then were forced to confess the "truth" helplessly.
If the master of true colors lived in a bustling city, and knew that today's children would not take their lives seriously when they were teenagers, they would definitely not think like this "Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great.
But the person you should apologize for is not the old man.
The enlightened abbot smiled implicitly at Pan Xiaoxian, and he cooperated happily Uncle Abbot, which end of the day are you, Master True Colors is very depressed, I apologize to you for something, you don't help me But since the abbot of enlightenment has said so, the master of true colors is also helpless, after all, he is a high-ranking monk, embarrassed to lose in public, turned around and folded his hands towards Pan Xiaoxian and said: "Ami Tofu, maybe, it's your fault."
You must know that the master of true colors is Pan Xiaoxian's uncle and ancestor, and he is the first seat of the Discipline Academy, and he apologized to Pan Xiaoxian in person, which is already enough.
In an instant, Pan Xiaoxian's forced character was different, and they all looked envious, jealous and hateful next to Yuangang and Chengcheng.
If Pan Xiaoxian is a disciple of Shaolin Temple, he should borrow the donkey from the slope to stop mentioning the bet, and everyone will be happy, but the problem is that he didn't say it again, why did you frame me for murder, just say "I blame you".
"If you are wrong, you must admit it, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright" Pan Xiaoxian smiled and said to the master of nature: "Master of nature, you know" "But the seventy-two Shaolin stunts are not passed on by Shaolin disciples," Master True Color said with a look of embarrassment: "It's not difficult for this seat to pass on to you, but the abbot and uncle will definitely not agree here."
"Lao Qu promised you" the abbot of the consciousness said righteously: "Our Shaolin Temple is the Taishan Beidou of the world's martial arts, the head of the six major factions in China, and the first place in the dignified precept institute to bet with others, if you lose and refuse to cash, try to ask the face of Shaolin Temple still exists."
Ami is so angry that the master is about to cry, the abbot and uncle, you are simply forcing good people to become prostitutes You said that it was easy to agree, and it seemed very humane.
But the shame of becoming a Shaolin Temple is recorded in history "Thank you, Uncle Abbot," the master of true colors squinted, his eyes were full of tears, and I was forced to be a prostitute by you, so I have to thank you for being super wear-resistant "Since Yuantong's death has nothing to do with possibility and pity, you two can leave first."
The abbot of Enlightenment waved his sleeves to Pan Xiaoxian: "The true color of what you want, after the end of the annual competition of the characters tomorrow, you come to the abbot's room, and the old man will pass on a stunt to you."
"Thank you Abbot Patriarch" Pan Xiaoxian is very satisfied, as the abbot of Shaolin Temple, the master of enlightenment will obviously have more seventy-two stunts than the master of true colors "Thank you, Uncle Abbot" Master of True Colors was so moved that he was about to cry, it seems that the abbot is still passing on to me, if the abbot is passing it on, then I will be recorded in history, and there will be a cushion This special was fooled by them, but the consummation was so angry that I almost vomited blood, you know, I don't know how much preparation and sacrifice we have made for today's plan Master of True Colors, aren't you very combative, and you are the abbot of consciousness, as the abbot of Shaolin Temple, is your ass too crooked?
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