Seeing the banter and sarcasm hidden in the corners of the host's eyes, Pan Xiaoxian seemed to be unaware, and his pale face showed embarrassment: "My way of hitting the plank is more special, only if you hold it, it is not good to exert force, so let's put it on the stage." ” "Oh my God, is it so magical" The host's cheap expression won the applause and encouragement of the audience, and the audience who had already expressed their disappointment with Pan Xiaoxian's performance appreciated the host's wit, and we like to watch the difficult actor the most The host turned around with a bright smile and exchanged glances with Shangguan Tiezhu, and the task given to him by Shangguan Tiezhu was to dismantle the stage and dismantle Pan Xiaoxian's platform.
If you can't, steal the spotlight as much as possible, and let Pan Xiaoxian have as few shots as possible.
Shangguan Tiezhu's current thoughts are very simple and simple: Mom forced me to get better, don't think about it, none of you can think about it So according to Pan Xiaoxian's request, the host knelt on one knee on the stage, holding both ends of the plank with both hands, and erected the plank on the edge of the stage, while Pan Xiaoxian stood under the stage, and the height of the stage was just below Pan Xiaoxian's waist.
The host held on to the wooden board and said to the audience with a bitter face: "To tell the truth, I'm so nervous now, what if Zhuangyuanlang's fist shatters the wooden board and blows my head with his hand, is it too late for me to buy two more insurances?"
His on-the-spot play was witty and witty, and almost all the shots were glued to him, and there were not even a few shots of Pan Xiaoxian, the male protagonist, at this moment.
"It's too late haha" "I bet that Wumao Yuanlang can't break the plank" "Host, you're naughty again" "Seeking the current psychological shadow area of the champion" The audience, with the students of Huayu University as the main body, simply wanted to hack the donkey brother, and of course they were also the five cents of Shangguan Tiezhu.
In fact, there are still many self-cadres, you must know that this is Huayu University, Pan Xiaoxian of Brilliance University won the champion, and the students of Huayu University can be happy But Brother Donkey didn't seem to hear what the audience shouted, so he confidently reached out to help the plank, and then said to the host domineeringly: "Are you ready?"
The host squeezed his eyes at the camera: "Appropriate" "Are you mentally ready?"
Brother Donkey is simply handsome, but he is only five seconds.
The "proper" host suddenly felt that he was robbed of the spotlight, and this kid who was paralyzed would really brush his face in front of the camera Unknowingly, he brushed two more shots Wumao and Ziganwu of Huayu University couldn't help but stand up again, Brother Black Donkey, how black it is, it's money, and no matter how thin the mosquito legs are, it's meat "Pull it down, big-breasted emperor, it's just a plank, are you mentally ready, are you a monkey invited to tease?"
"Damn, I'm really sorry for you if I don't buy mental illness insurance."
"Still fighting, not fighting, not fighting, not fighting" "Boom" The sound was like thunder Smoke billowed up Sawdust flying fragmented The host was so frightened that he grabbed the wooden board with both hands to block his head, pouted and lay on the stage trembling, and the stage under him with a solid wood board as thick as sleepers on top of the iron frame was actually cut out of a huge crack The solid wood planks as thick as sleepers, and the iron shelves welded with steel bars were all cut in half by Pan Xiaoxian's palm What's even more amazing is that the stubble of the red carpet, solid wood boards, and steel bars are all neat and tidy, and there is not even a raw edge at a glance The audience stood up suddenly, looking at the stage covered with red carpet with a pale face and disbelief grinning at a big opening more than a foot wide and more than a foot long, as if a big red paper had been cut into scissors, and the host was lying on this big mouth and shivering, looking like a clown jumping off the beam, the strong contrast between reality and imagination made thousands of people in the audience instantly silent "I'm sorry, I missed" Brother Donkey indifferently raised his hand in front of him and gently blew off the dust on his palm.
At this time, everyone suddenly noticed that the wooden board that Brother Donkey was going to split was still intact in the host's hand, and the frightened host put it on his head as a hard hat "the whole earth, I'll obey you" "Brother Donkey, you're going against the sky."
"Brother Donkey, you are such a dick, have you ever considered the feeling of the plank, have you considered the feeling of the stage?"
"Great God, please accept our chrysanthemums" After a short silence, the audience, which was dominated by students, burst out with unparalleled enthusiasm, except for Shangguan Tiezhu's Wumao and Ziganwu, everyone was on fire, whether it was passers-by or sunspots, all of them automatically turned into fans at this moment Song Qingsong couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, smiled and shook his head slightly: This apprentice that my father accepted is really a bunker This is unscientific Shangguan Tiezhu's face couldn't help but change greatly, perhaps because of preconceived ideas, he always thought that Pan Xiaoxian relied on shit luck to get the champion: The qualifiers just passed, the first round of worms had problems, the second round of the eight kings and the four masters killed each other, and in the third round, Tang Yi abstained from death In this whole competition, Pan Xiaoxian's luck was so good that it seemed to be open, but at this moment, he found out that Tang Yi would only lose worse than his strength In the Shaolin Temple, the monks who watched the live broadcast cross-legged in front of the virtual big screen applauded warmly, especially the little monks of the Wuzi generation were so excited that they couldn't close their legs.
"Hiss" The first seat of the Bodhi Academy stroked his beard and frowned and said: "Have you noticed that in just one day and one night, the possible martial arts have improved a little more?"
"Not bad" The big red face of the first seat of the Discipline Academy was so excited that he was excited, this is his apprentice's grandson: "After the semi-finals of the annual big competition of the word generation, he has been tested in this school, although the possible demon slaying sword is powerful, but it is only the realm of integration, but his performance at this moment is obviously to the point where he is perfect, and this son is simply a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard."
"It's a pity, it's a pity" The first seat of the Prajna Hall was empty, and he raised his longevity eyebrows that were only left on one side, and said sourly: "It's a pity that he is just a lay disciple" True colors couldn't help but glance at him, and his mother forced the old man to pinch his fingers, you lack virtue in your life, and your soul is faint "Good, but you can't be wronged" The big black face of the first seat of Luohan Hall smiled happily, and finally said this sentence, since everyone has certified that it may be a rare martial arts wizard in a hundred years, then it is not ashamed to lose.
"Huh."
The wrinkled old face of the Master of Enlightenment smiled indistinctly, and if you practiced the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra, you would also be a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard Looking in the direction of the mountain city, a glimmer of essence bloomed in the cloudy old eyes of the master of enlightenment, Ami Tofu may be this child, and it really makes the old man look forward to it When he withdrew his gaze, the Master of Enlightenment glanced over an empty futon, which was supposed to be complete.
But this morning, he went out to fetch water, and he never came back, and the monk he lived with brought the futon for him.
The smile on the face of the Master of Enlightenment gradually turned cold, if he was not mistaken, the consummation would not come back, not today, not tomorrow, not the day after tomorrow, but forever "Mom and Dad, I'm coming to see you" Pan Xiaoxian and Ning Yusha, the little couple, came with wine again, and shook the wine bottle to Pan Laoshi, and Brother Donkey was very embarrassed: "How about Dad, let's go out to drink a celebration wine" "Good boy" Pan Laoshi was so happy that he used to stretch out his hand and habitually wanted to hook his son's shoulder, but found that his son was already so tall, Pan Xiaoxian immediately bent down and cooperated with his father, Pan honestly hooked his son's shoulders with satisfaction, and the father and son hooked their shoulders and walked out: "You dare to go with your father, today your father is drunk with you."
There are other patients in the ward, of course they are not good at drinking in the ward, even if it is a big happy event, even if Pan Xiaoxian has great power, he still does not forget the principles of life taught by his father, and the father and son hid in the corner of the stairs to drink.
Of course, I drank wine mixed with the essence of plants and trees.
Although Pan Laoshi can't be allowed to regenerate his severed limbs, Pan Laoshi's body is getting stronger and stronger.
Ning Yusha still stayed, and closed the curtain to "push oil" for Pan's mother.
The aunt in the next bed unceremoniously poked her head in: "Yo, this little daughter-in-law is really no better than the old Pan family."
"By the way, what kind of oil did you give your mother-in-law to use, I gave the bottle to my son, and asked him to buy me two bottles to try.
"But I asked him to buy a big bottle, what is your small bottle enough for, you don't have enough to tell my aunt when the time comes" At this moment, her white-collar son came in in a hurry, still carrying a box of lunch bought from the hospital cafeteria.
"Mom, I didn't have time to work overtime, so I bought you a boxed lunch from the cafeteria."
The white-collar son said and threw the lunch box on the bedside table.
"Okay, okay, I love to eat the boxed lunch in this canteen, son, you know me best" The aunt smiled as if it was true: "By the way, son, the bottle I gave you last time, let you buy two big bottles for me, did you buy it?"
"Buy two big bottles, I'll buy a skewer" The white-collar son was immediately angry when he heard this, because the curtain was drawn, he didn't know that Ning Yu was broken, and Pan Laoshi's father and son were not there, so he had no cover when he talked to his mother: "Mom, you know what that vial is, I specially asked someone to inquire, and it is the legendary essence of plants and trees "Mom, you know how much that plant essence is, not a small bottle of ten milliliters, it costs 100,000 star coins, and how much I earn in a month "I also buy two big bottles, let alone two big bottles, we can't afford a small bottle, Mom, who are you listening to?"
"Take the essence of plants and trees to push the oil, hehe, after I asked, the whole company treated me like a fool, do you know 100,000 yuan and ten milliliters, even the governor of Shancheng can't afford to use it."
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