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Chapter 375: I'm so witty! [1 update]


"Brother, you're the best" Radom smiled so hard that a pair of pigs' trotters held a fat chin like a mille-feuille.

Pan Xiaoxian, Taishi Xiaoci, and Rabbit Girl all closed their eyes involuntarily, and the picture was too beautiful for me to look at "Fatty, I just have a question, is there a spaceship going to Earth in the near future" Pan Xiaoxian decided to hurry up and flash people after asking, it was sad to deal with Ximen Fengyue, it hurt to hurt his kidney when he dealt with Taishi Xiaoci, and it hurt his stomach to deal with Radom, Emma wanted to vomit "Yes" Radom winked at Pan Xiaoxian and winked at the sesame mung bean's small eyes: "Brother, how did you come here, how to go back" How to get back, how to go back Pan Xiaoxian stared at Radom in disbelief: It means that the Dragon Tooth Pirates are going to Earth again Radom showed his trademark honest smirk: Brother, don't you believe me, look at my innocent smiling face, honest and reliable eyes, magnificent big chest muscles, round and straight belly, and a pillar of enoki mushrooms I won't look at the enoki mushroom, and Brother Donkey took out the king's black gold card: "Fatty, take out your credit card machine" "Good brother, how can I be embarrassed to collect money from you in the relationship between our brothers" Radom said embarrassedly, took out the credit card machine from under his buttocks and handed it to Pan Xiaoxian: "Brother has to press this button first after inserting the card."

"We have just attacked the Bashu base on the earth, if we attack again in such a short time, will they already be prepared" Ruge stood in front of the stargazing platform, holding the beckoning golden toad in his hand, and habitually stroked the copper coins on the golden toad's body.

He was the only one in the captain's room, but his words didn't sound like he was talking to himself.

After a pause, Ru Ge nodded: "You're right, we are interstellar pirates, the fighting style of interstellar pirates is determined, the last attack on the Bashu base failed, no one would have thought that we would attack the Bashu base next time."

It seemed that he was waiting for someone to speak, but he was the only one who could hear it, and after a pause, Ruge's face was very serious: "Yes, this news will spread soon, and there will definitely be more wolves chasing after the smell of blood in the future, so we must hurry up on this matter."

"The king sent me to patrol the mountains, the heavens and the earth go around, play my stocks, look at my nakedness, life is full of rhythm" The doorbell of the captain's room rang magically, Ruge immediately closed his mouth, pressed the remote control and opened the door.

"Boss, Lord Beilang is here" Lin Helen walked in with her water snake waist swaying, and Pan Xiaoxian and Taishi Xiaoci followed behind her.

Seeing that Lin Helen twisted her round buttocks left and right, Taishi Xiaoci silently grabbed the bow handle: I really want to shoot this vixen who complained in front of my husband with an arrow "Brother Lang" suddenly turned around in surprise and joy, now is the time to employ people, if Pan Xiaoxian is here to take refuge, it is simply a match made in heaven took a few steps forward to catch Pan Xiaoxian's hand, and Ruge asked expectantly, "Brother Lang, have you changed your mind?"

"Yes, I thought about it, you are right, being a pirate is scattered all over the world, and even you don't know where you will anchor next time, isn't it exactly what I said about being casual, doing whatever you want, and walking as you like" Brother Donkey nodded and smiled: "I also have a wandering heart, so let's walk together in the vast sea of stars."

"Good" Ruge couldn't help but be ecstatic, although they had recruited some newcomers in the past two days, but no one could fill the gap in Regel.

Legel didn't look like he was killed by Pan Xiaoxian, but in fact he was very powerful, otherwise he would not have become the second mate of the Dragon Tooth Pirates.

If Pan Xiaoxian joins now, it can just fill the gap of Regel, and Pan Xiaoxian's strength is not comparable to Regel.

"Brother Lang, it's great that you can think like this, with you joining, our Dragon Tooth Pirates must be like a tiger with wings" Ruge clenched Pan Xiaoxian's hand and shook it vigorously: Good comrade "Hehe, Ruge, I don't know where our next stop is" Pan Xiaoxian looked at the stargazing platform, the image displayed on the stargazing platform at this moment is a bird's-eye view of a base, although Pan Xiaoxian can't be sure where it is, but it is certain that this must be the base of the earth "As shown in the picture, our next target is still the earth" Since Pan Xiaoxian chose to join, Ruge did not hide it from him: "Our dragon tooth pirates have never returned empty-handed, but I didn't expect that in this small earth, not only did we lose our troops, but also gained nothing, so I decided to kill the horse pistol, this time we must go and grab a good time" Taishi Xiaoci, who had been silent, suddenly burst out with a murderous aura that rushed to the sky, quickly bent the bow and arrows, and the sharp arrows aimed at Lin Helen after sweeping through Ruge, and shouted coldly: "The fox spirit dares to seduce my husband again, believe it or not, I will shoot you to death with an arrow."

Lin Hailun's face turned pale, she was locked by Taishi Xiaoci's arrow, as if she was choked by death, she couldn't move, and she couldn't even speak Pan Xiaoxian snorted coldly: "What are you going to do, don't put away the bow and arrows quickly" Taishi Xiaoci pursed her mouth aggrievedly, reluctantly put the bow and arrow back, and her phoenix eyes were still staring at Lin Hailun with hatred.

A hint of coldness flashed in Ruge's eyes, but he said to Pan Xiaoxian with a smile: "Brother Lang, sister-in-law is really mighty and domineering."

"Alas, it's all spoiled by me, Ruge, you must not be like her."

Pan Xiaoxian shook his head with a wry smile, secretly relieved in his heart: I am really witty It turned out that Ruge's words just now evoked Taishi Xiaoci's memories, and even aroused Taishi Xiaoci's hatred, Taishi Xiaoci was angry and wanted to shoot Ruge to death with an arrow, fortunately, Pan Xiaoxian reacted quickly, and quickly stopped Taishi Xiaoci from lying in the groove Didn't you let you shoot him, but can you wait for us to return to the earth and shoot you now, let's shoot him to death now Taishi Xiaoci also reacted quickly, and immediately transferred the arrow aimed at Ruge to Lin Hailun's body, otherwise it would be a big deal.

"Understand, women are meant to hurt" Ruge smiled and said to Lin Helen: "Helen should pay attention to the inspection, otherwise if she is killed by her sister-in-law with an arrow because of seducing Brother Lang, I will have no place to reason at that time."

Lin Hailun wiped a cold sweat, and glared at Taishi Xiaoci with a fierce look: "I'm not afraid, if you have the ability, she will shoot me."

Taishi Xiaoci stared at her coldly: "Do you think I don't dare" It's all acting school, Brother Donkey silently praised them in his heart, Lin Hailun, an old drama bone, Taishi Xiaoci can compete with Lin Hailun's acting skills is really beyond his expectations, it seems that women are really natural actors When Pan Xiaoxian, Taishi Xiaoci and Lin Hailun walked out of the captain's room, Ruge stared deeply at Taishi Xiaoci's back.

"I was the one she wanted to on."

Ruge is talking to himself like a person.

After a moment of silence, Ruge's face became gloomy: "Probably because I said I was going to the earth to grab a good time."

"But this shouldn't be what Beilang meant, Beilang was also very surprised to stop her at that time, so it was this stupid earth woman who was making her own decisions.

"I can't kill her now, killing her will tear up the face with Beilang, you're right, no matter what, we have to wait until we get something."

Out of the captain's room, Lin Hailun's little face, which was originally pale with fright, returned to normal, glanced back at Taishi Xiaoci defiantly, and continued to swing her round and plump ass forward as before, and posed more enchantingly.

Taishi Xiaoci didn't bother to look at her, but followed Pan Xiaoxian with a cold little face without saying a word, exuding a terrifying aura that no one should approach.

Pan Xiaoxian frowned, and he didn't know if Ruge sensed Taishi Xiaoci's killing of him just now, but this can't be blamed on Taishi Xiaoci, as an earthling, she heard that the interstellar pirates were going to the earth to burn and loot, and she had also seen with her own eyes how the interstellar pirates burned, killed and looted, how could she not be anxious Forget it, since Ruge didn't tear the dough on the spot, let's fool it like this, anyway, I don't plan to follow him for the rest of my life When he arrived on the earth, he didn't need Taishi Xiaoci, Lao Tzu would be the first to spare Ruge, the executioner whose hands were stained with blood At this time, the old tree came out of the corner, and when they saw Pan Xiaoxian, they immediately shrank back in fright, and their hearts were about to jump out of their throats.

Pan Xiaoxian naturally saw him, but he didn't bother to pay attention to it, the most important thing now is to go back to the earth, Pan Xiaoxian doesn't want to make any extraneous branches.

After hiding around the corner for a while, Lao Shu sneaked out again, didn't see Pan Xiaoxian and them, and just breathed a sigh of relief, he heard a sneer from behind him: "Look at how his sneaky coercion got into the Dragon Tooth Pirate" "I heard that people rely on the instrument to live well, and the first mate is served well" "It's hard to tear it down, haha" The sound of laughter came, Lao Shu gritted his teeth and looked back, but what he saw was the brothers he had brought to the bar to block Pan Xiaoxian before, and the loudest thing he said was the two-headed fat man, and now the two-headed fat man has replaced his position among the brothers.

After that incident, Lao Shu was abandoned by his former brothers, and the news that he killed Charlotte spread all over the ship, and now no one on the entire hexagonal flying saucer wants to be friends with him, and Lao Shu has struggled for so many years, and when he makes a mistake, he will become a vulnerable group again.

Not daring to talk to them, the old tree lowered his head and quickly slipped away like a lost dog, and the two-headed fat man and they all laughed behind him unscrupulously, but no one saw the old tree god unknowingly burrowed into the captain's room t1706231537: