"Grandma is very great" Tang Yu stood outside the residence of Grandma Tangmen and said to Pan Xiaoxian, in the end Tang Yu was persuaded by Pan Xiaoxian, Pan Xiaoxian's thoughtfulness, love, and concern made her deeply moved, so they took advantage of the weekend to come to Tangjiabao, and the matter of asking for leave was because it was to carry out the task of Huaxia Guoshi, Fang Tie deliberately gave the green light.
"I can see it."
Pan Xiaoxian looked at the stilted building built by the mountain with deep understanding, it looked no different from other stilted buildings, if it wasn't for Tang Yu bringing him here, he wouldn't know that this was actually the residence of the ruler of the Tang Sect.
With the supreme position of Grandma Tangmen in Tangmen, being able to do this is a kind of greatness in itself.
"Grandma never married in order to protect the Tang Sect all her life, and she dedicated her life to the Tang Sect.
She is a post-80s generation in the last century, and she has experienced the prosperity of human beings before the Zerg catastrophe, but her old man was ordered to be in danger at the time of the Zerg catastrophe.
After taking office, she turned the tide and led the Tang Sect to survive in the Zerg Catastrophe, and also led the Tang Sect to embark on the road of revival after the Zerg Catastrophe, and experienced the baptism of the Zerg Catastrophe, the Tang Sect not only did not fall, but became more powerful than ever "If there is no old man for her, maybe there is no Tang Sect in this world" Tang Yu's eyes flashed with admiration: "Her old man is the living totem of our Tang Sect, and her old man was my lifelong goal" "It's really amazing" Pan Xiaoxian nodded, although he had not experienced the Zerg catastrophe, but Pan Xiaoxian had experienced the Zerg battlefield, he could fully imagine how desperate and helpless the human beings with backward technology and weak individuals should have been in the face of the overwhelming army of Zerg and Insect Beasts fifty years ago Grandma Tangmen was able to bring Tangmen out of a desperate situation in this situation, and even became one of the six major factions in Huaxia, as a woman, she is really amazing.
"So boss, when I see grandma in a while, can I ask you to be more serious" Tang Yu asked cautiously.
So in your heart, how funny I am, the donkey brother is also drunk, and the co-author has been talking for a long time, which is the point "Piercing the heart, Lao Tie" Brother Donkey staggered back with Mimi in his hands: "Am I such an unserious person in your heart?"
"Forgive me for speaking so straight, if I say it, don't you believe it," Tang Yu asked in a funny rhetorical question.
"Tang Seng, don't be like this, if you don't speak so straight, we are still friends" Brother Donkey seemed to hear the sound of heartbreak.
"When are you going to blow it" The door of the stilted building was slammed open, the willow eyebrows of the grandmother of the Tang Gate were upside down, the phoenix eyes were round, a pair of red crisp hands pinched half of the willow waist, and the two slender and round long legs stood at the door with a domineering side leak, and roared condescendingly: "If you want to come in, hurry up, if you don't come in, hurry up and roll at the door of the old lady who can't get in, and the beep is endless, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, not annoying."
Grandma, you're such a man I didn't expect you to be like this, the corners of the Tang Sect's grandmother and donkey brother twitched twice concealedly, and the great positive image that was built in his heart after being described by Tang Yu before was like the golden body of the Buddha instantly cracked.
"It's the grandson who can't enter" Brother Donkey is a straight man, when the roar of the grandmother of the Tang Gate just fell, he shouted and strode up the stairs, he was born with a pair of long legs and arrived at the door in a few steps, and the grandmother of the Tang Gate was only one step apart from each other.
Brother Donkey is also a man who has split his legs, and a small comparison can judge that Grandma Tangmen is about one meter six or five meters tall, a few centimeters shorter than Ning Yusha, which is already considered against the sky in Tangmen, especially she also likes to wear high heels, the thin heels are afraid that they can't be eight centimeters, and they look straight and slender with long legs.
Looking down at her from the perspective of Brother Donkey, the pair of proud peaks rise high, like a fox spirit with a bewitching face, a pair of beautiful eyes, with mature wisdom but also with the arrogance of a girl, no one would have imagined that this would be a century-old goblin Grandma Tangmen obviously didn't expect that someone would dare to be so presumptuous with her in Tangjiabao, she was slightly stunned and immediately narrowed a pair of fox eyes staring at Pan Xiaoxian's handsome face, and couldn't help but "sneer" and smiled, stretched out a red crisp hand and unceremoniously twisted it on the donkey's strong chest muscles: "The little fart child is very energetic, hahahaha" Nima, Brother Donkey's heart is 10,000 Obama roaring, I am letting an old grandmother tease I may have worshiped a fake grandma Tang Yu standing downstairs in the wind messy, originally she was worried that the donkey brother would not blaspheme grandma, but now it seems that grandma is not blasphemous, no, it is not molested, and the donkey brother has to thank God for blessing "Come in" After Grandma Tangmen twisted a handful of donkey's pectoral muscles, she turned around and stretched a big lazy waist and walked in, and the hem of her clothes was lifted high, revealing her flexible water snake waist with satin luster, and the plump waist and hip curve of a mature woman were visible at a glance Brother Donkey recovered from the shame of being twisted on his chest muscles, and for a moment his brain twitched to catch up with him, and he picked up his big hand and slapped it hard on the buttocks "Smack" Grandma Tangmen's plump ass trembled twice like jelly, and she turned around suddenly after a moment of silence, her beautiful eyes blooming with a cold knife light.
In an instant, the temperature of the room seemed to have dropped below zero, and the strong murderous aura locked Pan Xiaoxian's qi, which was no different from being locked around his neck by the iron ropes of the impermanent ghost, all of which were desperate fear and powerlessness in the face of death.
Tang Yu's heart was almost broken, her intestines were now repentant, and she said that she was a serious person Cheating, cheating, cheating "Come and don't be rude" After Brother Donkey finished this slap, he finally had a clear idea, and arched his hand to Grandma Tangmen with a serious face: "Grandma, please" Grandma Tangmen stared at him coldly, Pan Xiaoxian took out his best facial paralysis face, and a pair of bloody pupils met Grandma Tangmen's gaze openly, as if it was not him who spanked someone's ass just now.
After a while, Grandma Tangmen's jade face like frost thawed little by little, and finally showed her usual smile that perfectly blended domineering and bewitching: "Come and don't be rude, hehe, little fart child, it's a little interesting" Glancing at Pan Xiaoxian meaningfully, Grandma Tangmen turned around and walked in, she was not worried that she would be spanked by Pan Xiaoxian again, it was just too unexpected for her just now, after all, she had not been spanked for more than 90 years, if she was really vigilant, she wanted to spank her ass and the person who could hit her had not yet been born "Grandma, Tang Yi retires" Tang Yu shouted outside the building, and when he got to the back, his voice sounded very far away.
I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world, than believe that Brother Donkey's broken mouth Tang Yu was already in tears in his heart, how could I believe him The boat of friendship is also drunk, let's meet Grandma Tangmen, what's the matter with you leaving me here alone "Xiao Yi, this kid is so sweet" Grandma Tangmen sat down by the fire with a big grin, and dialed a number from the communication watch: "Hey, Xiaochuan, yes, it's me."
Xiao Yi, this kid is back, just came to visit me, yes, filial piety is commendable, you will see her later, send her to the ice cave to exercise for a night, well, just say that grandma rewarded her, that's all. ” After speaking, Grandma Tangmen hung up the phone directly, and looked at Pan Xiaoxian, who was sitting opposite him unceremoniously, with a smile: "If I'm not mistaken, your name is Pan Xiaodonkey, right?"
I seem to know something terrible, Brother Donkey blinked his eyes: "Grandma remembers wrong, my name is Pan Xiaoxian" "Oh" A hint of discoloration flashed in the eyes of Grandma Tangmen: "It turned out to be Deng Xiaoxian, hehe, I'm really old and useless" "It's Grandma Pan Xiaoxian, you are not old, you were very energetic when you twisted my chest muscles just now" Brother Donkey also looked at her grandma with a smile, I respect you as a man, but you rely on the old to bully honest people, right?
, why did you take advantage of it and sell it well, right, Grandma Tangmen was so scared that she was out of breath, she was in charge of Tangmen, and she was shocked by the world, when did Grandma Tangmen let people be so scared and was scolded by a little child, it was so exciting "Hehehe, Pan Xiaodonkey, what is the matter with you coming to visit me this time" Grandma Tangmen decisively diverted the topic, she twisted Pan Xiaoxian's chest muscles and it was just a joke with the child, the older she gets, the more she acts without scruples, not to mention that she is already an old goblin of more than a hundred years old, and she acts casually, but she didn't expect to meet a bear child who is even more careless than her, and Grandma Tangmen is also drunk, so she can only change the topic by defeating.
If you don't change the topic, you can't do it, and if the topic continues, it will really become an old goblin playing ambiguously with a bear child.
"It's Pan Xiaoxian" Pan Xiaoxian corrected it first, and then said: "I was invited by Tang Yi to come to Tangmen to play for two days, grandma, you are the elder of Tangmen, so I came to visit you as a disciple of Shaolin layman."
"You are a lay disciple of Shaolin," Grandma Tangmen's eyebrows wrinkled slightly.
"Ami Tofu, the disciple's name is possible."
Pan Xiaoxian clasped his hands together like a decent one.
"You're here to visit me," the corners of Grandma Tangmen's eyes jumped twice imperceptibly.
"Good, good," Pan Xiaoxian folded his hands and bowed slightly.
I see that you are especially angry with me, Grandma Tangmen is even more angry, make Mao, Grandma Tangmen was actually spanked by a little Shaolin monk, if this thing spreads, what face does Tangmen have to be on a par with Shaolin Tell the truth, have you ever been molested by an aunt or grandmother over the age of 50 to tell your story?
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