"What kind of pink eye" Grandma Tangmen sneered: "Don't you know that when martial arts reach a certain realm, you can avoid all diseases?"
Pan Xiaoxian didn't speak, just stared at her eyes very seriously, and was so weak that Pan Xiaoxian saw that Grandma Tangmen coughed dryly, combed the snow-white hair on her sideburns, and then naturally took out a small round mirror with red makeup.
Grandma Tangmen, who pretended to tidy up her hairstyle, looked at the small mirror, and suddenly stared at the foxy big eyes, only to see that her pair of water-cut eyes turned out to be white and bloodshot, and her eyes were really red as if she had pink eye.
Grandma Tangmen, who had not had any illness for at least seventy or eighty years and cherished and cared for her peerless appearance very much, was startled, and couldn't help but let out an exclamation.
It's not that she doesn't have enough self-cultivation, it's really that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she cares about her beauty, which has nothing to do with age, only about her appearance.
"Isn't it" Brother Donkey blinked his innocent big eyes: "It shouldn't be stimulated by my gaze?"
"Okay, I'm pink eye" Grandma Tang Men admitted it with tears in her eyes, although she was very aggrieved to admit that she was pink eye, but it was better than admitting that she was stimulated by his gaze.
She is the grandmother of the Tang Sect, how can she lose to a lay disciple in Shaolin Even if it's just a loss of eyes, that's not okay "Ha no" Brother Donkey was so stupid and innocent asked: "If you say that a good martial arts can reach a certain realm, you will not be sick."
"Xian Xiaopan, I won't tell you the truth, I think there is something wrong with Qianzhuling, but the manpower I sent out has no results.
"So I plan to let Xiao Yi be in charge of investigating this matter, and it can be regarded as giving him, the future master, a little exercise, what do you think?"
Grandma Tangmen decisively changed the topic, women have the privilege of cheating, and the older a woman is, the more incomprehensible she is.
"This is the housework of the Tang Sect, of course grandma has the final say."
Pan Xiaoxian is very happy, it's finally time for the meat show, how good it is to say this earlier "Is it" Grandma Tangmen squinted her red eyes and glanced at Pan Xiaoxian meaningfully: "Let's stop here today, I want to be alone." ” Saying that, Grandma Tangmen used a silver skewer to pull the red tobacco, lowered her eyelids, and smoked "let's click".
"How do you know that my nickname is Jingjing" Brother Donkey is completely inertial teasing attribute eruption: "What do you want about me" "Roll the calf" Grandma Tangmen was angry, the old lady had never seen such a shameless martial arts master in her life for more than a hundred years Brother Donkey's "Hehe" laughed dryly and rolled the calf, there was no way, the main thing was that it was too accomplished to flirt with Grandma Tangmen Grandma Tangmen is probably one of the most powerful women on this planet, at least among the six major factions in Huaxia, only Tangmen is currently the only woman who has the final say.
Leaving Grandma Tangmen's stilted building, Pan Xiaoxian went out to find Tang Yu and couldn't find it, and after asking a lot of people, he suddenly remembered that Tang Yu was sent to some cold ice cave by Grandma Tangmen Pan Xiaoxian came with Tang Yu, so naturally he wanted to be with Tang Yu, and he was also quite worried about Tang Yu.
So he stopped people to ask about the cold ice cave, but he didn't even know where the cold ice cave was after asking a few questions, but he shook his head and left, as if he said that he would get pregnant, until he stopped a middle-aged uncle who was not afraid of pregnancy: "Uncle, how to go to the cold ice cave" The middle-aged uncle of the "Cold Ice Cave" looked at Pan Xiaoxian with a strange face: "What do you want to do in the Cold Ice Cave?"
After suffering a few losses before, Pan Xiaoxian pretended to be happy and routine: "Uncle, grandma rewarded me with a night of exercise in the ice cave" "Hehe, yes, that's really congratulations" The middle-aged uncle smiled and pointed out the way to Pan Xiaoxian, and said: "To get such a reward from grandma, it seems that grandma values you very much, he is at least the head of a house in the future, hehe, which line of children are you, hey, you stop, I still ask you, no big or small, what kind of child are you?"
Pan Xiaoxian ran away without looking back, I am your grandfather The terrain of the ice cave is very low, in fact, it is in an underground cave at the foot of the Thousand Poison Mountains, this cave does not know how to be so magical, you must know that the mountain city base is known as the "furnace", even in winter, it rarely snows, but this ice cave is full of thick ice, just like the ice and snow in the North Pole Before he arrived at the ice cave, Pan Xiaoxian had already felt the slightest coldness from afar, and when he walked to the entrance of the ice cave, everyone was going to be frozen, but fortunately, Chixia's internal force had already started to operate automatically, and his whole body was warm.
The entrance of the ice cave is not big, only one person can pass through, the person referred to here is a disciple of the Tang Sect, like Brother Donkey must have a cat's waist to do it, if it is changed to before, this is an impossible task, and now Brother Donkey has a cat's waist to get in.
But the inside of the ice cave is very large, one hole after another, and the big hole is covered with small holes, overlapping and twisting, and I don't know how many holes make up this ice cave, and the only thing in common is that they are all covered with thick ice.
After Pan Xiaoxian entered the cave, he found that his mobile phone had no signal, no wonder he couldn't contact Tang Yu before.
This is his new old mobile phone, and he can't play with the high-tech of communication watches, even if he has money, he still buys one that is exactly the same as before.
It doesn't matter if there is no signal on the mobile phone, the real thing is that he found that he couldn't stop his steps since he entered the hole.
Just stopped and looked at the mobile phone, Pan Xiaoxian felt that the soles of his shoes were frozen by the ice under his feet, and he couldn't pull his feet up after pulling them out a few times, but he used too much force to tear off the soles of his shoes This Nima pee and can't freeze into a popsicle Brother Donkey couldn't help but be secretly frightened, he had to keep walking, and even then he could feel the cold constantly drilling up from the soles of his feet.
Fortunately, Chixia's internal force was dissolved in an instant, otherwise Pan Xiaoxian suspected that even if he kept walking, he would freeze his feet sooner or later if he continued like this.
Walking Pan Xiaoxian involuntarily became a special wave step, although the special wave step seems to be a little wave, but it is also a light exercise method that has been transformed by him, walking on the ice is not only much faster, but also reduces the cold into the body, so it is finally a little better.
Suddenly, Pan Xiaoxian felt a cold air approaching, and in his eagle eyes, he keenly caught a silver line flying out The silver thread is extremely thin, I don't know how many times thinner than a hair, if it weren't for Pan Xiaoxian's eagle eye, he wouldn't have found it at all.
Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly pointed at the lonely sword, and immediately hit the silver thread, but what he didn't expect was that the silver thread was sticking to his fingertips, and a small thing swung silently from the snow-white ice The donkey brother was taken aback, but his curiosity made him let the little thing fly into his hands.
It turned out to be just a spider the size of a grain of rice, and this little thing was snow-white, and if it was lying on the ice, it would be natural, and it would not be found at all.
Such a small spider Pan Xiaoxian really didn't take it seriously, the Thousand Poison Mountains have broken through, what can a big spider do I wanted to pinch it to death casually, but I didn't expect this little white spider to be very ferocious, and it just fell into Pan Xiaoxian's hand and bit it, obviously it only bit a little bit of flesh and skin, and even blood didn't come out, but Pan Xiaoxian suddenly felt that the whole palm was paralyzed.
The poisonous spider Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but change his face, of course, the paralysis was only a momentary feeling, and his body automatically eliminated the paralysis effect.
The annoyed and angry donkey brother slapped it, but the little white spider was extremely fast, so fast that people couldn't even catch it, and because it was very small, it was silent when the movements rose and fell, and suddenly jumped to Pan Xiaoxian's face.
"Roll" Pan Xiaoxian didn't have time to dodge, so he had to open his mouth and shout, and suddenly the sonic attack instantly hit the little white spider "poof" and exploded.
Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but feel palpitations, he didn't feel that he was killing chickens with a knife at all, because this little white spider was too poisonous, and Pan Xiaoxian suspected that the toxin it bit would have to be put to the ground even if it was a rhinoceros.
As for its silent and extremely fast movements, he would not have been able to detect it in this ice cave if he hadn't had the eye of the Condor.
"Roll" Pan Xiaoxian's shouts continued to rebound in this hole, and gradually his voice echoed in large and small holes, as if thousands of people were shouting one after another, which shook Pan Xiaoxian's ears "buzzing".
What kind of voice is that Pan Xiaoxian raised his head suddenly, and in the sound of "rolling", there seemed to be some other small sounds hidden, just because the sound was too small, and the sound of "rolling" was too loud, so he couldn't really hear it.
As the sound of "rolling" became smaller and smaller, the fragmented sound became louder and louder, and it was not one or two voices, but thousands of fragmented voices mixed together, like a locust plague approaching in the distance, and like the tide quietly attacking.
Pan Xiaoxian didn't take a few steps out of the wave, and saw that the cold ice around him seemed to move, and he looked at it with the eye of the condor, only to find that it was countless little white spiders jumping quickly on the ice and approaching him.
They're here for revenge Pan Xiaoxian couldn't believe that spiders could still have this IQ, but he couldn't believe it, those little white spiders were all rushing towards him with a clear goal.
Because they are white, and the ice is also white, it creates the effect of the wind and the grass and trees, and it looks overwhelming Let's make up for it tomorrow, and everyone will rest early t1706231537: