"It's Yuangang."
Brother Donkey held the shelf of the Taoist monk, and made a profound criticism of Yuan Gang in a serious tone: "You are also a high monk of the Yuanzi generation, and you are the little leader of the Discipline Academy, what do you look like in a panic?"
Little boss, your sister You are dangling in the temple every day, and you can't even understand the basic establishment of the Shaolin Temple until now, and you're just busy pretending to be forced all day long, right?
The corners of Yuan Gang's mouth twitched twice concealedly, this kid used to call himself Uncle Yuangang, but this time he had to call him Uncle Yuangang, and the abbot didn't know if he was old and confused, did this closed disciple accept it casually, and if you want to accept it, you have to accept me with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a righteous face, how did you accept this scoundrel who is useless except for his appearance "Ami Tofu, the lesson of Uncle Shi is that Yuan Gang still has to respectfully fold his hands and salute the donkey brother Yuan Gang this time is holding the spirit of "sacrificing one of me and making the whole temple happy" to block the gun's eye, so he endured the humiliation and burden, and tasted the gall "Scatter wealth and scatter wealth, you can understand the hard work of the master and uncle, in fact, the old man loves you very much, but the old man is low-key, the old man doesn't say" Brother Donkey smiled and patted Yuan Gang's shoulder: "By the way, Yuan Gang, what kind of big deal is it?"
The corners of Yuangang's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he gritted his teeth to the end, and he hurriedly handed the newspaper to Brother Donkey: "Uncle Shi, you are in the newspaper."
"It's in the newspaper" Brother Donkey thinks it's amazing, Lao Qu is hiding in the Shaolin Temple these days, and he can also be in the newspaper without leaving the gate "Uncle Shi, please take a look" Yuan Gang pointed to the content of the newspaper and read it out word by word to Brother Donkey, as if he was afraid that Brother Donkey would not be able to read: According to an interview with the reporter of this newspaper, Pan Xiaoxian, Pink Phoenix, and Tang Yi, who are among the top three in the Southwest Fifth Fair, have not attended classes normally after the start of this semester, among which Tanhua Tang Yi has gone through the suspension procedures, and the champion Pan Xiaoxian and the Pink Phoenix have skipped school so far, and there is no news."
I have a sentence that my mother sells criticism and I don't know if I don't talk about it properly, Brother Donkey is very angry: Which newspaper is so shameless and disrespectful to the facts, Lao Qu obviously took a day of class, what is Pan Xiaoxian and Pink Phoenix have skipped school so far, and there is no news Wait a minute, Brother Donkey suddenly woke up, and the pink phoenix has also skipped school so far, and there is no news Why Tang Yu suspended school, Pan Xiaoxian knew, and of course he knew why, but what was the pink phoenix for Speaking of which, Pink Phoenix and Pan Xiaoxian have a great relationship, not to mention that the two of them have slept in the same room in Shaolin Temple for half a month, not to mention that the two have also played in the water with a gentleman's frank mandarin ducks, and Brother Donkey has also caught the white rabbit of Pink Phoenix, and Pink Phoenix also knows Brother Donkey's little secret, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is Brother Donkey's good friend.
It's just that the two haven't been in touch since the May Fair, Brother Donkey is very busy, they are busy going to outer space, and now after reading the newspaper, he suddenly remembered that although the two exchanged contact information, they haven't been in touch for several months now.
Yuan Gang cautiously peeked at Brother Donkey's face beside him, and when he saw Brother Donkey's expression changing, he couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Shizu" "You have small breasts, don't talk" Brother Donkey scolded him irritably, took out his mobile phone and went to the corner to call Pink Phoenix.
Lying in the groove Yuangang was almost squirting out a mouthful of old blood, I am a Shaolin monk, and I am really sorry for you with my small chest After Pan Xiaoxian dialed the number in the corner, he heard a voice prompt from the receiver that the other party's mobile phone was down.
Downtime Brother Donkey was stunned, there are still people who will stop the mobile phone in these years, and the mobile phone is bound to the person's credit card, and there is no need for someone to recharge it, and if the mobile phone is down, it basically means that the person's credit card has been frozen.
Pink Phoenix is also the saintess of the Five Poisons Sect, what happened to her when her mobile phone was down, and her credit card was frozen Pan Xiaoxian's mind couldn't help but think of the cute and straightforward little beauty who really likes pink childlike big breasts, how could Pan Xiaoxian not care if something happened to the pink phoenix "Yuangang, book a ticket to the Luoyang base for me, the sooner the better," Pan Xiaoxian ordered Yuangang with some flustered.
"Uncle Shi, are you leaving us" Yuan Gang was ecstatic in his heart, but his face was sad: "It's a pity that I can't always listen to Uncle Shi's teachings" "That's true," Brother Donkey frowned and grabbed Yuangang's wrist.
"Seriously" Yuan Gang looked sincere.
"Sure enough," the donkey brother asked.
"Sure enough," Yuan Gang looked earnest.
"In that case, Yuangang, you can go with Uncle Shi" Brother Donkey was deeply moved: "There is just a lack of a boy around Lao Gao" "Uncle Ancestor, don't want it, the disciple still has to work as an errand in the Discipline Academy, and there is a big case in his hand" Yuan Gang was so frightened that his face turned green, and he hurriedly prevaricated.
"That's a pity" Brother Donkey shook his head and left, Yuan Gang behind him let out a long breath, a gust of wind blew, Yuan Gang only felt a cold on his back, but it turned out that the clothes on his back were soaked at some point.
Yuan Gang walked out of the back kitchen, but saw a big red face around the wall, it was the first true color of the Discipline Academy, and the master of True Color patted Yuan Gang's shoulder with satisfaction: "Ami Tofu, Yuan Gang, it's really hard for you, this seat will pass on to you that you want to learn for a long time."
"Thank you, Master" Yuan Gang was moved to tears: he had made all kinds of efforts to learn this flower grab, and his true colors had never let go, but he didn't expect that because he couldn't leave, the master was finally moved by his true colors, and for a while he was full of gratitude to Brother Donkey.
"That Yuangang, I thought about it" Suddenly Brother Donkey came back swaying again: "Hey, my nephew, you're also there."
A big red face suddenly turned into the color of pig liver, and Yuan Gang's face was also like the color of earth, and he hurriedly gave the donkey brother a new salute one after another, one called "Uncle Amazing", and the other called "Uncle Ancestor".
"Uncle Shi, the disciple will retire first" Ben Se just wanted to leave but was pulled by Brother Donkey: "You wait a minute, the old man has something to say" "Yes" The corners of his mouth twitched twice concealedly, bowed in response, and at the same time gave Yuan Gang a look: Raise soldiers for a thousand days, and when the party and the state need you for a while, it will be Ami Tofu, Yuan Gang, it's up to you The concubine can't do it, Yuan Gang looked back with a bitter face.
True color glared: Do you still want to learn the flower grabber "Ami Tofu, it's amazing Uncle Ancestor, the disciple is about to book a ticket for you, I don't know what else you have to order" Yuan Gang clasped his hands together with tears in his eyes.
"Lao Wei thought about it carefully, you are not the only one in the Discipline Academy, isn't it just that you are so reluctant to let others do it for you, Lao Gao thought about it, and decided to take you with him at any time to teach you by word and deed."
Brother Donkey was very pleased to grab Yuangang's wrist: "Although Lao Ke is a Shaolin monk, it's better to keep a low profile when he goes out, so just take you and the eighteen bronze people with him, you go and arrange it for Lao Ge, and you can order twenty tickets when you book them."
You are so low-key that you have to bring eighteen bronze people, and the true colors and Yuan Gang are 10,000 Obama roaring in your heart, so you can just be more low-key and bring five hundred little Arhats with you "Ami Tofu, it's amazing Uncle Ancestor, the disciple really has a big case in his hands that he can't let go" Saying that, Yuan Gang hurriedly gave his true color a hard look: Master, you should say something fair "Yes, it's amazing, uncle" decisively sent an assist: "Yuan Gang has a heavy burden, and the Discipline Academy can't do without him."
The eighteen bronze men still have to guard the bottom of the wooden alley, and they are very busy every day, and they are really helpless."
"It's really inconvenient to hear you say that."
Brother Donkey thought about it very seriously, and then grabbed his true sleeves: "That's your true colors, Uncle Shi actually loves you very much, but Uncle Shi is low-key, Uncle Shi doesn't say it" "Uncle Shi, the Discipline Academy still needs a disciple to preside over the overall situation, so let Yuangang and the Eighteen Bronze People accompany you on your trip" The true color is anxious: Dead friends are not dead and poor, Yuangang, you understand me "Master" Yuangang is a Spartan person, Master, you sell your teammates and sell it really called a 666 "Yuan Gang, you must serve Uncle Shu well, and when you come back, the master will pass you the flower grappler" stared at Yuan Gang meaningfully: If you don't go, you won't be able to learn the flower grappler, think it out yourself "Alas, it's a pity" Brother Donkey regretfully let go of his true colors and patted Yuan Gang: "Yuan Gang, if you don't want to, you can say it directly, Uncle Shi is not an unreasonable person" "The disciple is willing" Yuan Gang took this errand with tears in his eyes, why did Yuan Gang's eyes often have tears, because he was holding deeply Half a day later, the civil aviation building of the Luoyang base, surrounded by a sea of people at the security checkpoint, everyone was enthusiastically watching the rare spectacle.
Brother Donkey is still wearing a robe and monk's robe, looking like a demonic monk, followed by a round and righteous man with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
The two of them are not a big problem, at most the donkey brother can be regarded as a non-mainstream, and the key problem is the eighteen bronze people.
The eighteen bronze figures are all five big and three coarse, like wolves and tigers, because they have cultivated the magic of King Kong and their skin is brass, they all look golden under the light, and they are all carrying an old thick iron rod in their hands, and from time to time they glance at the big brother next to him with an unkind look.
The big brother next to him who had a shaved head, a big gold chain around his neck, and a Buddha bead on his wrist was about to pee: Big, big, don't get me wrong, master, I really didn't mean to fake, I, I, I'm picking, picking to death "I'm sorry, the iron rods of the masters are not allowed to be carried on the spaceship, and it is not convenient to check them in," the security staff said as he shrank back, I am a part-time worker, if I annoy the master, I will give me a stick to reason t1706231537: