"Whew" Ximen Fengyue and Taishi Xiaoci couldn't help but exhale a long breath of turbidity, as if they had finally unloaded a thousand catties of heavy burden.
But at the same time, the two daughters stared at Pan Xiaoxian with wide eyes, looking at the forty-eight-style Tai Chi played by the old men and ladies in Pan Xiaoxian's small park, which really dissolved the yin and yang, I don't read much, don't lie to me The creation of any kind of martial art is to kill people, and the invention of any kind of weapon is also to kill people, but the times are advancing, and everything will change with the progress of the times.
For example, in order to cater to the needs of the elderly for non-strenuous exercise, a branch of Tai Chi has evolved, which is specially used for the elderly to strengthen their bodies and please the superstructure dominated by the elderly.
For example, in order to cater to the needs of children who like to play with guns but cannot really own guns, a branch has evolved in guns, and plastic toys with light and sound effects that shoot water bombs have greatly enriched the toy market and made toy dealers make a lot of money.
But just because the vast majority of guns we see in everyday life are toy guns, we don't think there are real guns in this world.
Just because the vast majority of Tai Chi we see in our daily lives is elderly aerobics, we can't think that there is no real Tai Chi in this world Therefore, the 48-style Taijiquan is indeed a branch transformed from the authentic Taijiquan, but strictly speaking, it is really not a martial art, it does not have any lethality, it is just an elderly aerobics that can strengthen the body But it is such an elderly aerobics that dissolves our terrifying power of yin and yang, Ximen Fengyue and Taishi Xiaoci both involuntarily covered Mimi: Piercing Lao Tie, we have practiced martial arts to dogs for so many years Have you ever considered my feelings, completely ignored, Catalina burst into tears, she suddenly burst into a hysterical scream, and rushed into the villa with her hands on her chest.
The melon-eating crowd only noticed Catalina at this time, and they can't be blamed for it, mainly because the focus just now was obviously focused on Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci, no one noticed Catalina's little transparent, but as Catalina screamed and ran away, the melon-eating crowd suddenly saw a shadow of a white flower flashing it, what wonderful moment did we miss, and the people who ate melons invariably let out a sigh full of regret.
Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci all blushed suddenly, in fact, it was not only Catalina whose clothes were shattered by the power of yin and yang Naturally, the three of them were not spared, but they have all studied a hundred fashion tips for internal forces, and they can deal with all kinds of scenes that may be very panicked and embarrassing, just like now.
What should I do if my clothes explode because of the explosion of true qi streaking no It's so unfashionable Don't be afraid, as long as I stick to the pieces of clothes with my true qi, I can hold the whole scene So Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci looked at each other and smiled, stood up at the same time, and moved towards the villa building at a uniform speed.
Their clothes had been shattered to powder, and it was too hard to stick together with their true qi, even if they were as strong as they were, they couldn't last long, so they had to get into the villa as soon as possible, lest they be like Catalina.
The people who ate melons all looked at Toure in unison: You are responsible for maintaining order, and you just watched them go What can I do, I'm also desperate, Toure is about to cry, if I have this ability, I will definitely arrest these pretending criminals from the earth and shoot them collectively for five minutes, but I don't have this ability, let's do it and cherish it "Earthlings challenge Werewolf people successfully" Toure decisively decided to follow the "normal procedure", hello and me, hello everyone is really good With a heavy heart, he waved his hand to the melon-eating crowd, and Toure pulled his face to the elder: "It's okay, it's all gone, let's disperse."
Such a fierce wolf, just because he ate roast whole sheep in the yard, he yelled at him and became a vegetative person, is there still a king law, is there still a law The people who eat melons have expressed their excitement, we haven't seen enough of the excitement, and you will receive a box lunch before the melon seeds are finished But they are basically soldiers who sleep in tents and shacks, and they don't have the confidence to be tough with Toure, so they can only disperse in twos and threes, discussing topics related to earthlings, but because they can't see the duel of true qi at all, everything can only be made up by the brain, and under false rumors, they gradually blow a true thing into a.
The truth of history has been buried, but who cares anyway, everyone is satisfied with a gluttonous feast of suspense, thriller, love, ethics, and martial arts films, and it will be a topic of conversation for them in a short period of time, except for the foursome who love balls They just went in and abandoned us in such a gorgeous way, Kujou Hideki, Ivanov, and Chachai stood by the river and felt that their bodies were blown through by the wind, and their hearts were cold Isn't it said that unity and friendship are the traditional virtues of your Chinese people?
We are all fellow earthdoers, even if we don't want to rob it, but you should take the initiative to invite us for the sake of being all fellow earthlings How can you be so cold-blooded and ruthless to ignore us, Kujou Hideki, Ivanov and Chachai are all very aggrieved, this Chinese can't do it The foursome stood by the river with wide eyes and stared at each other, and finally walked to their chosen shack with a sigh.
In the sunset, whether it is two meters five of Ivanov or one of five meters of Kujo Hideki, the figures are very long and long After Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci rushed into the villa building and closed the door, they all breathed a sigh of relief, they were originally tense in their hearts, and they were able to barely use their true qi to protect their clothes, but they didn't expect this spirit to relax and even their true qi was discharged, and suddenly the clothes of the three of them instantly collapsed and turned into ashes and scattered The gentleman is frank and dandan, the villain hides the cock There is no doubt that Pan Xiaoxian, Ximen Fengyue, and Taishi Xiaoci are all real gentlemen Pan Xiaoxian only felt a flower in front of him, and suddenly the perfect carcass of the two rings, fat and thin, each good at winning, was exposed to his sight.
At the same time, Pan Xiaoxian's shark line, bullet muscles, male dog waist, love handle, mermaid line and his inseparable friends all fell into the eyes of Ximen Fengyue and Taishi Xiaoci, Taishi Xiaoci is okay, after all, the two have long been husband and wife, but Ximen Fengyue was instantly hit into the depths of her soul by the body full of man's masculine atmosphere and artwork, even if she was uninhibited and did not let her eyebrows, she couldn't help but widen her eyes in shame to look at it carefully, there was really no other meaning, I'm just doing it purely academically It's not the first time that Pan Xiaoxian has seen his body to be reasonable, and even this little rabbit cub has seen and scratched it, Ximen Fengyue's sensitivity to being a woman and being seen by him has obviously decreased a lot, until he was stared at by Taishi Xiaoci with a strange gaze, Ximen Fengyue suddenly woke up, but Ximen Fengyue never blushed and turned around and ran away, she instead laughed casually, walked in front of Pan Xiaoxian and pounded Pan Xiaoxian's chest muscles: " Well done little rabbit, Master will lend you light this time."
After that, Ximen Fengyue naturally passed by Pan Xiaoxian, and when she walked over, she didn't know which tendon was wrong, so she slapped the donkey brother's upturned buttocks casually, and walked away with a swaggering laugh.
"Smack" Brother Donkey was stunned, it was not that he had never been spanked by Ximen Fengyue, but he was spanked naked by Ximen Fengyue, or in front of the equally naked Taishi Xiaoci, this is really too dirty "Be a teacher, teacher" Brother Donkey couldn't help but turn around and roar angrily at Ximen Fengyue: "You will teach the child badly" Can you pharmacy Bilian Ximen Fengyue's back staggered: The old lady has never heard of a child with a whip length of one meter eight Teacher Taishi Xiaoci looked at Ximen Fengyue in surprise, and then looked at Pan Xiaoxian, this is a relationship that has been certified by the two at the same time, and it is in front of her alone, although it is deliberate, but obviously this is likely to be the truth Teacher, you are really my own child, I am really your own brother, and I am not grateful to Brother Donkey glanced at Ximen Fengyue's plump buttocks that swayed from side to side at the top of the stairs like a ripe peach, and then turned around and took this opportunity to explain to Taishi Xiaoci: "Wife, in fact, General Ximen is one of my masters, and the first martial arts I learned was taught by her personally, but it has not been made public in order to hide people's eyes."
The first martial arts drunken Eight Immortal Fist Taishi Xiaoci suddenly realized, she remembered that Pan Xiaoxian's Drunken Eight Immortal Fist realm was very high, and she originally felt strange, but now as soon as Pan Xiaoxian said this, she understood, it turned out to be taught by Ximen Fengyue, which can be explained But in this way, Taishi Xiaoci became even more ashamed and guilty.
Pan Xiaoxian and Ximen Fengyue originally had a master-apprentice relationship, even if the master-apprentice relationship is placed in the world of ordinary people, teacher-student love is a moral taboo, not to mention that in the world of martial arts, master and apprentice are like father and son, this is not just a metaphor, but an accurate description.
Ximen Fengyue and Pan Xiaoxian are masters and apprentices, and the intimacy revealed between words and deeds is very reasonable and logical, not to mention that Taishi Xiaoci now looks back and thinks about it, although Ximen Fengyue and Pan Xiaoxian are very close, there is no ambiguity between men and women, and the feeling between himself and Pan Xiaoxian is completely different, maybe he is a suspicious neighbor stealing an axe, so the more he looks at it, the more he feels that the two have a leg, and now that he knows that Pan Xiaoxian and Ximen Fengyue are masters and apprentices, he suddenly feels that the two of them are probably teaching martial arts overnight.
On the contrary, no matter how you look at it, you feel that the two are innocent.
"Husband, I'm sorry, I" Taishi Xiaoci took Pan Xiaoxian's hand with a red face, and her cold eyes flashed with begging.
"Hmph" Brother Donkey looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "I'm angry, I have to snap to forgive you" Thank you for the reward of 2000x3, congratulations on the accumulation of Verdant and Desolate for being promoted to the Dharma Protector Scattering Flowers Thanks to the 999999999 book friend for the reward of 1000, congratulations to the book friend of the 999999999 for being promoted to the helmsman to scatter flowers Thanks to Moyu Xianyin 1000, Sakuva500100, Hasa Cave 500, syyzy4444100x3, Xiao 2 100 under the Slag God Temple, Fusheng Ruo Lianyi 100, 2 Erbao 100, Qinkuai 10 and other brothers and sisters for their rewards, hugging one by one, recently about Xu Fatzi beating Lei Fatzi's fake Tai Chi incident, my opinions are reflected in this chapter, and finally ask for a monthly ticket recommendation t1706231537: