"Even rice hair, it's amazing, you go outside and wait first, the old man will call you in after some mundane things are dealt with" The master of enlightenment hurriedly folded his hands in front of Pan Xiaoxian, and stood on tiptoe to try to block Pan Xiaoxian's sight, but it was useless, and standing on tiptoe was just to the chest of the donkey brother, in order to avoid exposing the ancestor's Mimi, he could only sacrifice himself.
"Mundane things" Brother Donkey was stunned: "This is not scientific, Master, aren't you in Bigu, why do you still have to?"
"Even rice hair" The long snow-white shou eyebrows of the enlightened master jumped twice: "The old man is in Bigu, of course he won't pull out Gong" "Isn't it?"
Brother Donkey suddenly realized, his eyes were ill-intentioned at the next three ways of the master of enlightenment, Master, you must have peeked at some little yellow text again, could it be that you couldn't help but rub the fireball The master of enlightenment couldn't help but change his face greatly, lest this tease say something out of tune to blaspheme the ancestor, so he gritted his teeth and glared at him decisively and recognized it: "Even rice hair, the old man just wants to be flattering" "Impossible" Pan Xiaoxian said with a smile: "Master, aren't you in Bigu?"
Why do you get out of here for me, the master of enlightenment is angry, and he doesn't say much, and he directly pushes Pan Xiaoxian with both hands to push him out.
Pan Xiaoxian dodged and refused to go out, but unexpectedly, the master of enlightenment stood with his palms on his chest, pinched a trick, and pushed forward with a "whew", and thousands of palm shadows appeared when he landed In Pan Xiaoxian's eyes, the master of enlightenment seems to be incarnated as a three-zhang golden body Guanyin Bodhisattva, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, out of the dust, golden light to protect the body, a pair of white jade-like little hands are actually transformed into a thousand arms, each little hand plays a different move, covering all directions and angles, the palm wind is whistling, overwhelmingly towards Pan Xiaoxian This is the Shaolin seventy-two stunts in the great mercy and compassion of the thousand leaves, before Pan Xiaoxian in the word generation, when he met the hope of the Panruotang, but the expected cultivation is just to conjure up six lotus arms, where is it like the master of enlightenment so perverted, it is really the illusion of a thousand hands Guanyin, countless palm shadows like snowflakes in the sky, overwhelming, the sun and the moon have no light The palm wind formed by the transformation of true qi was dense and dense, and it was simply impossible for water to splash in, Pan Xiaoxian only felt dazzled and the world was spinning, he naturally couldn't do anything with the master of enlightenment, so he was knocked out with a "boom".
"Boom" The courtyard wall outside the abbot was suddenly knocked through a large human-shaped hole, and the little Shami Wukong lay on the hole and looked out in fear, the abbot patriarch lost his mind, don't slap the patriarch to death again But seeing that Brother Donkey had come back with the dust on his body, Wukong breathed a sigh of relief, and the child's heart teased again: "Amazing ancestor, are you swollen?"
"Calamity, calamity" Brother Donkey's old face turned red, and he grabbed Wukong's fleshy little face: "Tell me about my master, is he swollen?"
"Woo it hurts, it hurts, the ancestor please let go, oops, yes, yes" Wukong burst into tears: "There's nothing wrong with the abbot ancestor, wow it hurts me" "It's nothing nonsense, don't hit me with him" Brother Donkey felt very abnormal, you must know that he has been apprenticed for so long, and the abbot is reluctant to touch him at all, this time he was slapped out of the two miles with a beastly hair Apparently he was annoyed and angry by what he said, could it be that the master really didn't want to but rubbed the fireball But the master doesn't have any little yellow text in his hand, just a naked-eye 3D portrait of a monk, it won't be Brother Donkey was stunned, I seemed to know something terrible Why did the octogenarian die naked on the street, why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night, why did the commissary condoms repeatedly be hacked, why were the underwear of the girls' dormitory frequently stolen, and the serial rape of sows, who was the old nun's door knocked on every night, who was the ghost, and what was hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality, the outburst of sex, or the helplessness of hunger and thirst Stay tuned to the road of no return for the master of enlightenment at 25 o'clock tonight, let us follow the camera and walk into the inner world of an old magician of more than 100 levels "The abbot patriarch instructed him to participate in meditation, no one can disturb him, you can't disturb the abbot patriarch to participate in meditation, of course the abbot patriarch wants to beat you" Wukong Xiao Shami felt that his explanation was very reasonable and logical.
"Could it be that there is something else to say about Zen meditation" Pan Xiaoxian automatically made up the truth in his brain, isn't it, a respected master locks himself in a hut and no one can disturb him, and it is very reasonable and logical to do some indescribable things secretly, after all, the master is also a man, and there is a need for men, but doing such indescribable things cannot be discovered by outsiders, and the excuse of Zen is simply no trace of S Can't be bothered anyway, the devil knows what they did "Amazing patriarch, isn't Zen meditation just Zen meditation, what other meaning can there be" Wukong's little novice blinked his simple big eyes.
Fortunately, Lao Wei is a lay disciple, and Brother Donkey secretly rejoiced that he stretched out a lewd big hand and stroked Wukong's smooth little bald head: "Wukong, don't ask so many children, when you grow up, you will naturally know the meaning of Zen when you reach the realm."
"Even rice tofu, the ancestor forgives the sins" Master Enlightenment folded his hands and repented sincerely to the monk in the painting, this Nima is fortunately just a lay disciple, usually rarely meet, if you see the Master of Enlightenment every day, you feel that you don't want to become a Buddha in this life.
"Okay, pure nature, childlike innocence, that's all."
The monk on the portrait said: "Enlightenment, you are in love." ” Patriarch, don't your conscience hurt when you say this, and the corner of the Enlightenment Master's mouth twitched twice concealedly: "Yes, Patriarch, the disciple knows that he is wrong."
In fact, although he often smiled and cynical in the past, he rarely did such unruly things as today.
The disciple suspects that he really has something serious to say, and maybe it has something to do with the catastrophe of Buddhism that you said about the patriarch."
"Even rice tofu, calculate the time is these two years, in short, you always be careful, pay attention, if you pass this level, my Buddhism can at least be prosperous for a hundred years" The monk on the portrait pointedly touched the enlightened master.
"Yes, disciple understands" Master Enlightenment folded his hands and bowed slightly, and when he straightened up again, he saw that the three incense sticks in front of the Buddha had burned out again, and the golden smoke disappeared, and the portrait of the monk had lost the naked-eye 3D effect and became an ordinary portrait, but the monk's brows on the portrait were slightly furrowed, as if it was originally so.
"Disciple sends the patriarch" Master Enlightenment hurriedly bowed to the portrait of the monk three times, and quickly packed up the incense burner, incense ash, and futon, so that others could not see the difference between this portrait of the monk and other portraits of the monk.
Sending this patriarch away, the master of enlightenment went to the door to look out, but he was bumping into Pan Xiaoxian lewdly stroking Wukong's little bald head and said: "But don't blame the patriarch for not teaching you, although it's good to go to Zen, don't overindulge."
"We monks are vegetarians, and we can't keep up with the nutrition when we go to Zen meditation."
The master of enlightenment roared by 10,000 centaurs in his heart, his face was full of wrinkles and twitching, and his childlike nature was still childlike, so I wanted to ask, whose childlike nature would be overindulged, and whose childlike nature would not be able to keep up "It's amazing" The master of enlightenment raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Don't hurry up and let the teacher come in" "Yes" Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly agreed, and then didn't forget to stroke the two handfuls of Wukong's little bald heads: "You have remembered all the teachings of the great ancestor" Wukong, who looked confused, folded his hands and bowed: "Remember" Remember your sister, I specially let you memorize the Diamond Sutra and now I can't memorize it, he is talking nonsense to you, you especially remember that the master of enlightenment is really powerless to complain, so he can only snort coldly and urge Pan Xiaoxian to hurry up, Pan Xiaoxian hurriedly entered the meditation room with a hippie smile, and the master of enlightenment pulled him, and then closed the door tightly, it was time to show the majesty of the master As soon as the master of enlightenment turned around after closing the door, Pan Xiaoxian had already arrived in front of the special portrait, and while looking at it, there was a sound in his mouth, and the master of consciousness was so frightened that the chrysanthemum tightened, and hurriedly asked calmly: "It's amazing, do you have anything serious to tell the teacher?"
"Don't be in a hurry, Master, why is the naked-eye 3D effect of this painting gone" Brother Donkey squinted his eyes and smiled, he has the magic power of the eye of the eagle, and he just used the eye of the eagle to see this painting, but the magic is that when he looks at it with the eyes of ordinary people, it is a naked-eye 3D effect, and it can be seen with the eyes of the eagle It is a painting, and nothing can be seen.
Obviously, there must be something strange about this painting, but it is beyond Pan Xiaoxian's ability, and he can't see what the problem is.
"What kind of naked, eyed, 36d, whatever, I can't understand what you're talking about" The master of enlightenment shook his head very calmly: "The old man is in the temple all the year round, and the technology outside is changing with each passing day, and the old man doesn't know as much as you young people."
"The teacher just now is just a pillar of incense, perhaps it is the smoke that causes the optical illusion, that is, when people observe objects, they form wrong judgments and perceptions based on empiricism or improper references, which refers to the wrong feelings that the observer has on the figures that do not conform to the objective facts under the interference of objective factors or under the control of his own psychological factors.
It's just such a simple scientific truth, let's get down to business."
"It's amazing, my master" Brother Donkey blinked his innocent big eyes: "Although I don't know what you're talking about, I always feel like it's very powerful" t1706231537: