As soon as you enter the Hou Gate, it is as deep as the sea, not to mention that this is still the palace of the glory of the palace, as the most majestic mansion of Prince Xie Xie in the Scorpion Empire, it is simply splendid, magnificent, carved beams and paintings, row upon row, antique, and beautiful For this kind of corrupt and depraved life style of pampering, poverty and luxury, excessive prostitution, drunkenness, drunkenness, and drunkenness, Brother Donkey just wants to say: Tyrants, let's be friends "Father-in-law, please stay," Pan Xiaoxian suddenly shouted, "Can you let me meet the pink phoenix before the challenge?"
"First, my father-in-law can't scream, and I'm not your father-in-law.
Second, there is no pink phoenix here.
Xie Xie frowned, stopped and slowly turned his head to look at Pan Xiaoxian: "Only our little prince of the Glory Mansion Xie Baobao" "Yes, it's Xie Baobao" Pan Xiaoxian said, this is nothing to fight about, the pink phoenix is originally a nickname, or her flower name in the Five Poisons Sect, just like what flower monk, hemorrhoids, two-headed snake, white stripes in the waves or something are the same, or call Xie Baobao, after all, this is the name given by other parents.
"It's not impossible if you want to see Xie Baobao," Xie Xie looked at Pan Xiaoxian with a smile, exuding a vicious aura all over his body: "Defeat me, you can not only see her, but also be with her forever, I and the princess will marry you, how about it" "It's that simple" Brother Donkey's acting skills today are very exaggerated, his eyes are a little too big, his mouth is a little too small, and his facial muscles are a little too stiff, but this is enough to cause 10,000 injuries to Xie Xie.
You don't brag about it Xie Xie stared at him expressionlessly, and the muscles of his cheeks twitched twice powerfully: "It's as simple as that" "Then what are we waiting for" Brother Donkey was eager to try and geared up: "Father-in-law, when will we start?"
"If you don't talk nonsense, we've already arrived" Xie Xie snorted coldly and turned around and continued to move forward, he was too lazy to correct Pan Xiaoxian what his father-in-law was not a father-in-law, Scorpio Star's pure masters, don't make noise if you can do it Pan Xiaoxian followed Xie Xie to the indoor martial arts arena inside the palace, which gave Pan Xiaoxian a deeper understanding of the corruption in the palace "Pan Xiaoxian, how about it here" Xie Xie put his hands behind his back and quietly showed his superiority in front of the earth buns.
"It took a lot of money to build this place," Pan Xiaoxian and Grandma Liu looked around in circles with their fingers as if they had entered the Grand View Garden.
"Hehe, it's nothing."
Xie Xie slowly brushed back the few strands of hair hanging down from his forehead with both hands, which is probably equivalent to a year's tax revenue on your earth.
"That's good, or it would be a shame to ruin this place."
Pan Xiaoxian smiled and said, "Yes, father-in-law."
To your sister Xie Xie sneered in his heart: You think too much, this place is built from the latest building materials of the galaxy high-tech, and it can withstand the full force of the forty-level life below I usually practice here If you can destroy this place, this king will eat Xiang "Hehe, as long as you have this ability, you will destroy it" Xie Xie pretended to be light and said: "If you can destroy this place, I will build a martial arts arena of the same scale for your earth, and how about naming it after you?"
"That's so embarrassing" Brother Donkey smiled shyly: "Wouldn't it be a little too ostentatious to call Xiaoxian to perform martial arts?"
"Huh."
Xie Xie stiffly turned his face away, there is often a kind of person in life, they don't know if they have other skills, but they can always make you endocrine disorder with a word.
"By the way, father-in-law, just take one word for me and the baby's names and name them together" Brother Donkey chased Xie Xie in a funny way and discussed: "You see what it looks like to call Pan Bao to play the martial arts field, or Xie Xian to play the martial arts field, Xiao Xie to play the martial arts field Xianbao" "Don't talk nonsense, whether you can fight or not" Xie Xie's blood vessels in his temples jumped "crackling", and he dared to explode.
"The Emperor has arrived" At this moment, a shrill voice that was neither male nor female, neither yin nor yang sounded in a long tone, breaking the harmonious and friendly atmosphere of Weng and his son-in-law.
Emperor Pan Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment before he reacted, isn't it, this is the Scorpion Empire, and if there is a prince, of course there will be an emperor But why did the emperor come at this time, Pan Xiaoxian looked back, and saw two columns of royal guards wearing black light armor at the entrance, and a little white fat man in a long black suit walked in surrounded by stars.
The Scorpion Empire is black as precious, and the long suit can not only hide the defects in the figure but also cover the scorpion tail, Xie Xie is wearing such a black long suit, so Pan Xiaoxian judged that this little white fat man wearing a black long suit should be the emperor of the Scorpion Empire.
The little white fat man in a long black suit was round, walking and swaying, Pan Xiaoxian subconsciously thought of a creature living in Antarctica on the earth, their classic artistic images include Bolulu, Bobo, Boss Dead Chicken Neck, Kova Dead Chicken, Rick, Rookie, etc., and this little white fat man in a black long suit looks like a rookie "I didn't know that Your Majesty was coming," Xie Xie walked unhurriedly in front of the emperor, and criticized casually: "Why didn't you notify me in advance?"
Hold a big grass father-in-law, you are so careful to talk to the emperor Be careful to be punished by the nine clans, Brother Donkey couldn't help but gasp, as a Chinese man, he has seen too many educational historical blockbusters, such as the inner secret agent zero zero hair, Jiupin Sesame Official, Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qier, Tang Bohu dotted Qiuxiang, Lu Ding Ji Shenma, the emperor in it is not a disagreement to kill people, and the nine clans are punished in minutes, not to mention madness, it is simply madness "Uncle Huang, it's the little nephew who can't make up his mind about government affairs for a while, so I want to ask Uncle Huang's opinion. came in a hurry, so I didn't notify in advance, and asked Uncle Huang not to blame" The rookie emperor hurriedly handed over to Xie Xie, smiling like a dog with thin skin and eighteen folds of stuffing, ignoring the buns.
I can't believe my ears like this, this rookie emperor not only looks like a rookie, but he didn't expect his personality to be like a rookie, the emperor of the dignified Scorpion Empire, actually shrank his eggs into his kidneys in front of a prince Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but think of the past that Xie Xie told him, fifteen years ago, this rookie emperor was still the crown prince, and the first emperor died, if it weren't for Xie Xie, the rookie emperor, let alone not being the emperor, the grass on the grave would be one meter high.
Therefore, Xie Xie is not only a minister of the dragon, but also a life-saving grace to the rookie emperor, and he is also the uncle of the rookie emperor.
For the rookie emperor Xie Xie was tragically destroyed, more than 200 people died, and the princess lost her fertility forever when she was rescued, and it took fifteen years to find her only daughter back, no wonder this rookie emperor couldn't get up in front of Xie Xie.
"Hmm."
Xie Xie bowed his head slightly when he heard this: "Then Your Majesty, please wait next to me, and wait for me to solve some trivial matters before I do it." ” Brother Wen donkey gave Xie Xie a thumbs up vigorously, the emperor came to you to discuss government affairs, and you let the emperor stay next to you.
I've come all the way from Earth to challenge you, and it's just a trivial matter for you.
Crazy cool cock bomb God "Uncle Huang, who is this" The rookie emperor's small eyes blinked and fell on Pan Xiaoxian's ass: "It doesn't look like a local."
"Hehe, it's just that an earthling who doesn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth has come to challenge me."
Xie Xie said lightly.
"That's right, Uncle Huang" The rookie emperor slapped his forehead and suddenly woke up: "Just now, the little nephew was on the way to the palace, and he heard a deafening voice coming from the palace, as if he was shouting that my father-in-law was coming, should it be?"
"Your Majesty must have heard it wrong" Xie Xie strongly interrupted the rookie emperor's words, and glared at Pan Xiaoxian coldly: This soul must be sincere, and he howled with a broken gong in his throat, paralyzing the entire imperial capital Blame me Brother Donkey spread his hands and took the opportunity to say to the rookie emperor: "Your Majesty heard me right, it was because the guard dog at the door of my father-in-law was too fierce and didn't let me in, so I shouted, no, my father-in-law let me in when he heard it."
The "father-in-law" rookie emperor was stunned: "Uncle Huang, your son-in-law is from this earth" "It's just that he is just a fool, how can the son-in-law of our Glory Mansion be an earthling," Xie Xie grinned, but he still had to keep smiling "Yes, Your Majesty, not yet, but if I win, I'll win" Pan Xiaoxian smiled and gave Xie Xie a tacit look: I am not wrong, father-in-law "Shut up" Xie Xie jumped on the door of his head, and turned to the rookie emperor and bowed his hand: "Please wait a moment, Your Majesty" "Uncle Huang, please feel free" The rookie emperor listened to the gossip and stayed contented, there was a comfortable sofa in the rest area to sit on, and there were beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, ham sausages on the coffee table, he sat down with great interest and grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and played an important role in eating melons.
And the eunuchs and guards around him were accustomed to it from beginning to end, obviously Xie Xie was not pretending to be forced in front of Pan Xiaoxian, but the relationship between the uncle and nephew of the monarch and the minister was usually like this.
"Come on."
Xie Xie crossed the void in one step to the middle of the martial arts arena, a pitch-black shawl, long hair, windless, automatic, black and oily Buddha bead scorpion tail flew up from behind him, as if a big flag had been erected, he exuded a thick poisonous aura, as if the god of death made people shudder, Xie Xie stared at Pan Xiaoxian coldly: "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry." ” If you don't pretend to be forced to die, donkey brother is messy in the wind, and I haven't lost if I pretend to be forced t1706231537: