Of course, the marriage event can't stop Lu Hanqiang from going to the court step by step, and he can't die if he gets married a few days late, but even if the court delays even half an hour, he has to move his head, even if Lu Hanqiang takes out that his mother is sick and needs to be taken care of, this is absolutely a reason for praise and filial piety at any time, but he didn't get Chongzhen's consent, but sent the imperial doctor to his mother for diagnosis and treatment as soon as possible, prescribed a bunch of messy Chinese medicine prescriptions, and then took Lu Hanqiang's rich bribes and left.
Therefore, the court still has to go, although it is true that there is no dime for Lu Hanqiang, a five-grade petty official, in the court.
I got up before dawn, and after all the people in the yard were busy working, I visited my mother's condition, saw that my condition had improved, and then told my mother to take medicine on time and other nonsense, so I sat in the carriage of the third uncle with peace of mind, and rushed to the noon gate with the rolling thunderbolts.
As a result, it was very hard, and as soon as he went to the court, he caught up with the drudgery of the emperor taking his ministers to the Temple of Heaven to pray for rain.
As the excited ministers panted and ran to the Temple of Heaven, and then under the arrangement of the ceremonial officials, they carried out a cumbersome and outrageous procedure, at this time, Huang Liji took the lead in sending the emperor into the main hall, and then the first one knelt down on the main steps of the Temple of Heaven and began to pray sincerely.
Lu Hanqiang looked at the buttocks that had grown a piece of vermilion in front of him, then looked at the emptiness behind him, and then looked at the marble-paved ground that had become mottled after years of wind and sun, and his head was big at that time.
Kneeling here, your knees can be abolished at that time, and then look at the menacing lightning and thunderous clouds in the sky, according to your common sense, it is not a cumulonimbus cloud at all, it is absolutely impossible to rain, at most a few raindrops will fall, if this is also, this inexplicable ritual does not know when to end, and if you kneel down for such a long time, you may really become a high paraplegic.
But all the ministers knelt down, and if they didn't kneel, they would definitely be caught and beheaded by Chongzhen, and now Chongzhen wants to punish himself and avenge the revenge of being beaten and kicked, and he is worried that there is no excuse.
Now Lu Hanqiang is working hard to create the image of a docile and good courtier, and not to give the grudgeful emperor any excuse to retaliate.
Kneeling with grinning teeth, when he was angrily scolding this kind of feudal society that kneels around, two things were quietly handed to him.
I couldn't help but be overjoyed when I looked closely, and what was handed to me was a pair of thick knee pads.
Lu Hanqiang, who was amnesty, turned his head gratefully, but it was the kindness of a four-grade official in the household department who always stood in front of him when he was on duty.
Lu Hanqiang looked at him in embarrassment, the four-grade official snickered and pointed to his knees, there was a pair of feelings bulging there, at this time Lu Hanqiang couldn't help but really admire the flexibility of these officials, they knew that every day the court always had to kneel around, one by one had already made knee pads for backup, and some petty officials did not enjoy the emperor's free and flat treatment when they started playing, and they had to kneel and reply, and Chongzhen must bow to his relatives, and he had to get to the bottom of everything every time.
I couldn't finish talking for a while, so I simply prepared two sets of knee pads for backup.
Of course, Lu Hanqiang was the least popular with the emperor, and he was a humanoid set in the court, so he couldn't speak at all, so he didn't have the consciousness to prepare this magic weapon.
At this time, seeing that a well-behaved Lu Hanqiang did not have this kind of experience, he immediately overflowed with love and lent Lu Hanqiang a pair.
This is also the result of Lu Hanqiang planting melons and getting melons, planting beans and getting beans.
He goes up and down every day, not only smiles and greets everyone with eight shiny teeth, but also always bends down his tall body and greets everyone, with a cautious and humble face, how not to please and the most important thing is that everyone gets up before dawn, which is unwilling to eat in the morning, and has no appetite to eat, but the new emperor is diligent, and the big guys are running infinitely far away from the topic of the cloud and mountain fog cover, an early dynasty can open from dawn to the west of the sun, and the emperor has ginseng soup bird's nest waiting at any time, And these petty officials can't suffer, sometimes there are always some people in the court who faint because they can't stand the hunger, but everyone stands on the bright side, and no one dares to complain.
Only this Lu Hanqiang, who doesn't say a word every time he goes to court, can hide at the back of the Golden Palace, quietly take out some food in his sleeve and quietly satisfy his hunger.
And the most lovely thing is that he not only eats by himself, but also can take care of other colleagues around him, and quietly sees the opportunity to share with everyone, and this four-grade official is deeply taken care of by him. reciprocated the favor and gave Lu Hanqiang a spare pair.
Quietly put on the knee pads, and immediately felt that the knee was no longer painful, so Lu Hanqiang gave this colleague a deep smile, stared at the ground and whispered: "Thank you brother for your care, the prayer for the rain is over, we will see you back, the lamb head meat there is the best appetizer, I also have a little relationship with this shop, I must let them come up with the best craftsmanship to let our brothers feast." ” Lao Huihui's appetizer mutton head meat, which is a famous must in the capital, is white and tender, the whole sheep's head is shaved off the bones, and it is placed on a large plate, and it is a small piece with chopsticks, which is stained with the secret seasoning in his store, which definitely makes people even swallow their tongues.
However, everything that is famous is expensive and lacking, and Lao Huihui makes hundreds of them every day, and this is the case for a hundred years, which is also the best hunger promotion method of the ancients.
Therefore, such a delicacy is not ordered by dignitaries a few days ago, and it is absolutely impossible to eat.
And as an inconspicuous four-grade Beijing official, he has no gray income, let alone the miscellaneous income such as ice money and charcoal money from filial piety below, so he relies on a small amount of money that has been deducted countless dollars, and he has to feed his family, and he has to save some decent income, which is almost impossible to afford and eat.
At this time, Lu Hanqiang invited, and of course happily agreed.
Lu Hanqiang is not a mortal, because of the secret method of hot pot contributed by Lu Hanqiang, that is, the owner of the first floor, not only eats and drinks for nothing but also eats and drinks for nothing at any time.
"Thank you, Lord Lu, thank you, Lord Lu, then we will decide, see you or leave."
The fourth-grade official nailed the snake to death with a smile on the pipe.
"No problem, it's a deal."
Lu Hanqiang still stared at the ground and replied with a smile.
On this occasion, you must not move around, just in this group of asses, there are a few nasty imperial historians staring at the etiquette of the ministers, once they are allowed to grab the pigtails, the impeachment of you can definitely drown you.
The two of them were talking lively, but they didn't want to kneel in front of the royal history who was in charge of supervising the etiquette or the tip of their ears, and heard the muttering of the two people, and quietly turned around and scolded seriously: "Pray for rain ceremony, forbidden, the old man will impeach you for the crime of losing honor in the grand ceremony." ” When Lu Hanqiang and the four-grade official heard this, their faces changed greatly at that time, and they mourned in their hearts, but they still let this guy catch the sore foot.
So Lu Hanqiang hurriedly wanted to explain, but he heard the imperial historian lower his voice and said: "But if there is a flower carving that the old man likes at the banquet in the evening, then it is another matter." ” The imperial history is very interesting, most of them are at the seventh-grade level, but they are the masters of the third-level officials, and they are the masters who bite whom, especially if these low-grade imperial histories want to be upgraded, they have to rely on biting people to live, relying on chasing the wind and catching shadows, and making a few sensational big cases to improve their reputation, so although they are lower than Lu Hanqiang's official rank, they kneel in front of Lu Hanqiang.
However, the official title of the imperial history looks at the scenery, and it is just an official position that offends people the most in a noble manner, and those officials of various ministries are in order not to get into trouble for themselves, in order to get away from this group of biting people, there is no one in this world who is willing to be with them, let alone bribe them, so these imperial histories are bright on the outside, and it has become the norm for the undershirts not to be changed for several years.
And only this Lu Hanqiang, not only is not alienated from them, but at any time he asks them to get some insider manuscripts to be published, and the pen he gives is also very rich, which can be regarded as a help for these imperial historians to support their families and improve their livelihoods, so the imperial historians have a very good impression of Lu Hanqiang, usually impeaching this and participating in that, even those princes and marquis who are turtles at home with shrinking necks are not spared, and this Lu Hanqiang alone has no one to touch him, which is also a miracle in the Ming officialdom.
The current Lu Hanqiang is simply the golden oil of the court, and his popularity is excellent.
At this time, it is absolutely impossible to catch Lu Hanqiang, a well-behaved person, to eat and drink, and improve the condition of his stomach.
At that time, Lu Hanqiang nodded his head like a chicken, and said with a smile: "Absolutely no problem, I feel that if I come to a hot pot again, in this big summer, playing the hand towel board with well water and sweating is definitely the first enjoyment in the world." ” "Okay, I really haven't enjoyed eating hot pot in summer, and the old man is also bothering about it" A green-robed official next to him quietly tilted his head and came up and volunteered to answer.
"Absolutely."
Lu Han gave the other party a smile generously, "Sage Yun, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, look, the sages have taught like this, and I don't understand this teaching thoroughly, of course I have to follow the sage's teachings and encourage everyone."
"This excuse comes as soon as you open your mouth, and it is still high-sounding.
There was a sneer, but it was another nearby official who laughed: "Lord Lu has won the words of the sage, and with this, he has completely grasped the subtleties of this great righteousness, and I have to make this official admire, since there is a saint to teach, this official also wants to discuss the deep meaning of the saint with Lord Lu." ” Lu Hanqiang moved his kneeling numb knees with difficulty, nodded with a smile: "This adult always has incisive insights into the words of the sage, and many masterpieces also appear in the newspaper from time to time, adding a lot of style to my tabloids. ” "It's easy to say, it's going to be sure."
Immediately after that, a few low-level officials came up to make fun, and in this moment, the news that Lu Hanqiang had invited the old man back spread far and wide, and in a short time, they had already formed a table.
A belly roar suddenly sounded, quietly looked up at the sky, the sky is still dark clouds rolling lightning and thunder, but even if it doesn't rain, I can't tell what time it is, and then look at the high helmets on the heads of the forbidden army guards standing in the wind and thunder, just like a lightning rod pointing to the sky, the armor is even more vivid and beautiful, I have to admire these people lucky, in this day of thunder, they were not struck by lightning, I thought that I just raised my middle finger and despised God, and I was suddenly thundered to get here, It seems that the problem of character still accounts for the majority of the score. was thinking wildly, at this time, there was a sudden commotion in front, Lu Hanqiang and a few officials behind raised their heads and stretched their necks to look forward, and everyone also took this opportunity to move their legs and necks that were already unconscious.
An old and sophisticated official beside him whispered: "I don't know which adult couldn't hold on and fainted." ” "Yes, I don't know what time it is, it's strange that I didn't faint after kneeling for a long time without moving."
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Lu Hanqiang didn't have time to listen to their nonsense, so he saw a few little eunuchs standing on the side hurriedly ran into the crowd, and several people carried out a three-grade senior member with their hands and feet, and looked at the gray beard, it was seen that this person was already seventy or eighty, with his eyes closed, drooling, hanging his hands, and being carried out softly, it seems that this is kneeling for too long This is shock, fortunately, such things are common, which year to sacrifice to the heavens and the earth to worship the ancestors without tossing a few times, everyone has a complete emergency measures.
At this time, several little eunuchs carried the fainted minister to a side hall on the edge of the Temple of Heaven, where there was already a royal doctor waiting at any time, and as soon as he saw someone carrying him in, he immediately skillfully pinched the silver needle in the middle of the person, and then poured some ready-made sugar water, and when the people came to their senses, they took a little rest and observed, and they had to come out and continue to kneel.
At this time, Lu Hanqiang looked at the rows of twisted and crooked buttocks that had returned to their original calm in front of him, and couldn't help but take out a cake in his sleeve, bite it in small bites, and then peeked at a group of colleagues who were swallowing saliva around him, and immediately like a trick in his sleeve, there was a steady stream of snacks and snacks in his arms scattered out, and the most surprising thing was that he was able to pull out a tube in his arms and suck and drink something, that look was simply enjoyable, which made everyone envious and surprised.
Looking at the colleagues around him with serious faces but squirming cheeks, Lu Hanqiang thought happily, "It doesn't matter if you eat me, even if you eat every day, you can't eat yourself, Bi Ning's daily income is more than 10,000 yuan, but in this eating and drinking, he will slowly let these officials accept it, and then slowly integrate into the court Donglin, and then do this dispensable official peacefully." ” He didn't expect that Chongzhen, who was sitting in the main hall at this time, was also trying to calculate him by all means to make him a lonely minister, that is, he wanted him to be an honest scapegoat.
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