"In view of the reluctance of both you and I to fight this war, I propose, our old brothers have a civilized duel, I allow you to rest for half an hour, and then we fight for half an hour, no matter who wins or loses, when the time comes, we will go back to each house to find a mother, you see how this is" Dai Shan was simply confused by Lu Hanqiang's proposal, and the war can be so merciful Not only did Dai Shan be circled, but even all the soldiers behind Lu Hanqiang were confused, not taking advantage of the enemy's original fatigue to attack, you let the enemy rest for half an hour, this is simply a joke about your brother's life, a joke about your huge military achievements, at this time, a few dog legs, immediately came up to prepare to fight to the death, but Lu Hanqiang waved his hand and took out the majesty of his own supervisor, "Don't say it again, since this is a war that I don't want to with the other party at all, then we don't need to fight to the death, I am a man of kindness, so I have decided to give Dabel half an hour of rest and then we will have a real, gentlemanly duel.
Then he smiled at Dai Shan again with his most normal eight teeth: "Anyway, you and I don't want to fight this battle, then let's just fool each other around, and then everyone goes back to their own homes, finds their own mothers, and deals with each other." ” If Xu Jie and Zhao Zi were here, as soon as they saw Lu Hanqiang's eight teeth, they would definitely not advise, and absolutely believed that Lu Hanqiang would start to break again.
Da Beile Daishan simply welcomed such a proposal with both hands, and he liked Lu Hanqiang's stupid, standard literati sour rot so much: "When I rest for half an hour, whoever still has a gentleman's duel with you will destroy you in a battle." ” Thinking so in his heart, Daishan Da Baylor sighed at Lu Hanqiang: "It's still the Heavenly Empire, and there is a gentleman's style, as you said, let's put aside our personal grievances first, let's deal with the situation in front of us, so that the sons and daughters can go home with peace of mind." ” So he turned his horse: "Sons, rest for half an hour, and then prepare for battle and attack." ” The army of Jiannu, who had already been exhausted by the invisible marathon, immediately broke out into a burst of cheers again after receiving this military order, and then, they threw away everything in their hands, collapsed to the ground on all fours, and fell asleep on the spot with exhaustion.
Can't help but sleep, last night was tossed all night sleepless, followed by running these dozens of miles, physical and mental exhaustion has reached the point of uncontrollable, originally wanted to take a simple rest, and then prepare for a while to fight hard, the result of this relaxation, the two eyelids involuntarily put together, into a sweet dream, now even if you put a dynamite bag in his ear, he will definitely not wake up.
At this time, Lu Hanqiang was teaching human physiology to all the soldiers around him.
"When people go through a long journey, slow activity will restore the body's function the fastest, but once you relax the spirit, you let him rest for a while, they will have leg cramps, soreness, you let him stand up again, it is simply a very difficult thing, I think everyone has gone through this process, so I let the enemy who has been sleepless all night and run like a dog for dozens of miles, rest for a short half an hour, in fact, this half an hour will kill them, everyone wait, half an hour later, If we attack them, then I don't think there will be more than ten people on the other side who can stand up, and we will start a kind of easy slaughter against them, easy, very easy."
At this time, all the soldiers around Lu Hanqiang suddenly realized, everyone knows the situation that Lu Hanqiang said, when their army is training, they run ten miles long-distance, once they sit down immediately, they really can't stand up with soreness, and the best way is to slow down after running, which is why Lu Hanqiang's army training why use a group of soldiers to look at everyone, and not allow these trained people to rest, as long as they sit down, it is a punch and kick.
The reason why you have to walk another two miles to sit down and rest.
"Okay, okay, I'm a kind person, my words definitely count, while my enemies are resting, no soldier is allowed to take a step forward, so as not to disturb the rest of the enemy on the other side, and after half an hour, I have fulfilled my promise, I will launch a merciless attack on the enemy, everyone prepare, prepare to come with me for a brilliant victory."
"But Master Overseer, you said at the beginning, we only need to block this place for an hour, and then we will let the enemy go, the gentleman is true to his word."
Kong Youde, the son of Kong Sheng, immediately stepped forward to refute Lu Hanqiang's dishonesty.
Lu Hanqiang smiled at the time and was a big foot: "Come on, drag this rotten man aside for me, pull off his pants, give him ten whips on his fat ass, and then drive him back to his hometown."
"Of course, everyone knows that this is Lu Hanqiang's nonsense, no one does it, if it is really done, Lu Hanqiang may beat the person who does it first, this is not a military order, this is just a joke.
Half an hour was in the blink of an eye, and Lu Hanqiang ordered the whole army to be on alert, and sent a herald to run in front of Dai Shan to inform him of the start of the agreed battle.
Dai Shan and Lu Hanqiang started a war after half an hour, he absolutely did not believe in Lu Hanqiang, where is there really benevolence and credibility above the battle array, there will really be a second Song Xianggong Traps, definitely traps.
But at that time, his slave infantry did need to be repaired, he didn't sleep all night, and then galloped for dozens of miles, even the iron-beaten people couldn't withstand such a toss, but just when he stepped forward to talk to Lu Hanqiang, the group of dog minions behind him all lay down and fell asleep, at this time, let them go to the battlefield and definitely couldn't hold knives and guns, so Dai Shan immediately ordered his own cavalry to be on full alert, as long as Lu Hanqiang's infantry dared to come out, then his own cavalry would be a kind of slaughter for them.
But Dai Shan didn't expect that Lu Hanqiang really obeyed the rules honestly, and really gave himself half an hour to recuperate, at that time he was glad that Lu Hanqiang was pedantic to stupidity, but he couldn't understand why he repeatedly failed in front of this pedantic to stupid guy Sitting on the horse, pondering Lu Hanqiang's intentions, a kind of sleepiness slowly climbed up his head, shook his head hard, looked up at the sky, it was a good temperature in July, the afternoon sun was no longer tyrannical at noon, gently spread down, shining on people's faces and body itching, from time to time there was a gentle breeze coming, drying the fine sweat spots that were slightly overflowing, comfortable, it was indescribable, Dai Shan couldn't suppress his thoughts, at this time there was a pillow, lying on the warm and soft earth, beautiful even if he slept a little, What a fairy-like treat it was The more I thought about it, the more sleepy I became, and Dai Shan, who hadn't slept all night, began to fight with his eyes. t1706231537: