The class bell rang, and Meng Fool came.
As soon as he came up, he continued to ask Ah Fei, bandits, Ma Jun, Qiangzi and several other little brothers about their recitation.
Fei: "No.
He didn't lift his head.
Bandit: "No.
"Big grin.
Hadron: "No.
"Nostrils up.
I've been asking again, and it's all two simple words: no.
The expressions varied, summed up in one word: disdain.
Meng Fool was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "It's not going to be good, then continue to stand, when will you sit down, if you can't memorize it, as long as you take my class in the future, you have to stand." ” Meng Fool started to lecture, and as soon as he started, the bandit covered his stomach with a painful look: "Teacher, teacher, I ask for leave."
Ouch, ouch. ” Meng Fool glanced at the bandits: "What's the matter, why are there so many things, what are you doing?"
The bandit hunched over and looked like he was about to die: "Teacher, my stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet, ouch, my mother." ” "What kind of toilet to go to, it's only been a few minutes since class" Before Meng Fool finished speaking, the bandit had already rushed to the door: "Teacher, I can't do it, I'll have to pull my pants when it's too late." ” There was a burst of laughter in the class, and Meng Fool said helplessly: "Continue to class, be serious."
The class immediately became quieter, and they all knew that Meng was a fool who was so vindictive, and his heart was smaller than a needle's nose, so he didn't dare to laugh too obviously, but there were still people whispering there.
Meng Fool gradually entered the state, this fool is like this, as soon as he enters the state, he uses his hands and feet at the same time, spitting and flying, like a Wang Ba who is spraying feces.
The few female students in the first row didn't dare to look up.
The bandits haven't come back yet, and Ah Fei has already ouched: "Ouch, teacher, I also have a stomachache, it hurts me to death, ouch" Meng Fool stopped suddenly, and small laughter could be heard in the class.
Meng Fool's face turned red with anger: "It's okay to deliberately make trouble, it's okay to go to the toilet." ” "Ouch, teacher, there's no way, it's not something I can control, you can't control the heavens and the earth, and you can't care about other people's shit and fart, ouch, teacher, I, I can't do it."
"That's not allowed.
I thought I couldn't see how old you were, so I wanted to fix me and tell you, I have been a teacher for almost ten years, I have eaten more salt than you have ever eaten, and I have crossed more bridges than you have walked, I told "Meng Fool gushed endlessly, and Qiangzi suddenly covered his nose and shouted: "Teacher, teacher, you hurry up and let him out, he farted and stinked to death, and if he doesn't let him go out, he may really be in the class."
It stinks, it stinks, it stinks.
"While screaming, he kept fanning himself with a book.
"Where do you fan, if you don't like it, I won't like it, our noses are all decorations," Ma Jun was unhappy.
"Shut up."
Meng Fool was so angry that the green tendons on his neck were exposed, and he dared to talk about it in his class, which was really bold.
However, looking at Qiangzi and Ma Jun, it didn't look like they were lying, and many classmates in the back covered their noses, like poisonous gas bombs, and Ah Fei's face was flushed.
Meng Fool had no choice but to wave his hand: "Go quickly, I'll only give you five minutes, and I'll be standing at the door when I come back late." ” "Thank you, teacher, you are such a good teacher, I will definitely pull it well."
Ah Fei also arched at Meng Fool, and ran out with a swish, and there was a snapping sound of running in the corridor.
Damn, this guy can really toss, and there are a lot of tricks.
There was laughter in the class again, and a few female classmates laughed straight away, Guo Feifei looked at me with a lot of fun, and the two little tiger teeth were exposed, Xiao Sample, I haven't taken care of you yet, I don't know if kissing her will make the little tiger teeth get in the way.
Meng Fool took a deep breath, looked at Ma Jun, Qiangzi and a few others standing, and asked, "If there is any one who goes to the toilet, go together, I said, there will be another one later, even if your parents come, there is no way." ” "It's okay, teacher, I'm fine, you continue the lecture."
"Yes, yes, teacher, you continue."
These guys stood straight, looking like they were studying hard every day.
Meng Fool knew that these were all posturing, but he couldn't criticize them for standing too straight, so he took a few deep breaths to calm the stuffiness in his chest, and then continued to lecture.
After three minutes, Meng Fool entered the state again: "There are thousands of mansions in Ande, the cold people in the world are happy, and the wind and rain do not move like a mountain."
"Report."
The bandits quietly appeared at the door.
Meng Fool, who was violently interrupted, was obviously quite angry, glared at the bandit fiercely, and continued to chant: "Woohoo" "Report."
The bandit thought that the teacher had not heard him make a report, and shouted again, but before Meng Fool could finish his whimper, he was interrupted again by a lion's roar from the bandits.
Most of the students in the class couldn't help but want to laugh when they saw Meng Fool whimpering twice, but when they saw Meng Fool's angry black face, they had no choice but to hold back, and it seemed that they were quite uncomfortable.
Meng Fool threw the textbook on the lectern with a snap, and yelled at the bandits: "Zhao Fei, can't you wait for me to finish, do you think you are deliberately making trouble, are you pulling the Yangtze River or pulling Taishan to go to the toilet for so long?"
"Report to the teacher, I, I'm not pulling the Yangtze River, it's not Mount Tai, it's the Yellow River, it's all thin."
The bandits returned.
"Hahaha, haha, haha."
At this time, I couldn't hold it back anymore, and all the students in the class burst out laughing.
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Even Lu Jingjing covered her mouth with her hands and almost laughed.
"Laugh, laugh, what's so funny, your parents give you money to go to school, just to make you not study hard, laughing and screaming here every day, you look at your unpromising appearance, don't want to be admitted to a key high school, just you, it's not that I underestimate you" Meng Fool seemed to be mad, and turned the finger to the whole class, now some of them look, this dog day has become a public enemy of the whole people.
As he spoke, Meng Fool suddenly pointed the finger at me: "Long Tianyu, you smile so sweetly, is it so funny to eat honey Look at you, you used to be a member of the study committee, and it is not ashamed to let the head teacher resign." ” "Teacher, you are wrong, I took the initiative to resign."
I stared at Meng Fool and said.
Meng Fool looked at my mouth, pointed to my hand angrily and trembled: "You, you still dare to quibble" "I didn't quibble, it's a fact, do you make me lie, you are like this, besides, I laughed, what's wrong, didn't you say that learning should be relaxed and happy, and the atmosphere should be lively, do you have to droop your face every day to call learning?"
"You, you" "What's wrong with me, I've memorized it all, teacher, did you deliberately punish them for a few stations because you saw that we sold books and robbed your business?"
Meng Fool was exposed by me on the spot, and he completely lost the appearance of a teacher: "My business joke, I will fancy that little money, I contacted it for your study, and you actually framed me." ” I didn't wait for Meng Fool to finish, and said, "Teacher, our book is only 20 yuan a book, I don't know what is the reason for your extra five yuan, can you give a reason?"
"You're selling pirated copies."
"But what we sell is exactly the same as the sample you gave us."
"You're selling pirated copies, that's it, you guys."
Meng Fool waved his arms, the more he looked at it, the more he looked like Wang Ba, he fainted, Meng Fool seemed to be crazy, and he was about to start hysterical.
"Report, teacher, I've been standing at the door for a long time."
The bandits shouted again.
Bandits are really, is it easy for Meng to be a fool and want to be hysterical for a while, and you don't let people get their wish.
Meng Fool was interrupted again and again, his open mouth closed up and down a few times, grabbed the textbook, and tore it in half.
"You're amazing, I can't teach you, can't you, we'll see."
After saying that, he shook his hand viciously and almost tripped when he got off the podium. t1706231537: