"I'm going to break it too."
The bandits shouted early in the morning, this guy, I heard that Ma Jun said goodbye to his virgin era last night, and he was envious.
"Brother Bandit, let's keep it well, the current director is very valuable."
Hadron laughed.
"It's worth a fart, I'm not a woman, it's hard for a woman to find a place now, and I get a kindergarten reservation."
Damn, bandits, how can they be so serious, at least my cousin, Fei Fei, Xian'er, and Teacher Mei Yan are all right, dare to beat one to death with a stick, and owe a beating.
Ma Jun is still asleep, it seems that he will not wake up for a while and a half, the color is a sharp knife, it is true, but it is not colorful, and life is not much fun.
I had to skip class again today, so I washed up early and went out to take a bus to the North School.
On the way, Tang Xian'er had already called me from the public phone and said that she would wait for me at the store at the school gate. got out of the car, Tang Xian'er was really waiting at the door of the store, she was wearing a white dress today, like a fairy, beautiful and shining, many passing boys kept looking back at her, and the return rate was quite high.
Tang Xian'er saw me get out of the car and beckoned to me: "Husband, come here." ” Immediately, countless jealous eyes turned to me, hehe, it's so dangerous to be called husband by a beautiful woman, these guys must want to beat me up.
Tang Xian'er took my arm and went into the store and said, "Husband, let's go out to take the car again, otherwise it will be troublesome for the teacher at work to see me and tell my father." ” "Don't they dare to offend you?"
"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if."
This girl is quite careful.
When the work time passed, the two of us took a taxi and went directly to Huatai Mobile City, and finally picked a small women's mobile phone for a long time.
"Husband, is it good-looking" Tang Xian'er asked me with her mobile phone.
"It's good-looking, just buy this."
Actually, I look pretty much the same, but this girl has seen a lot of styles, and I don't want to stay here all morning.
"Then buy this."
"How much is it" I took out my wallet, my own woman, of course, I have to be willing to pay the capital. "2499, please go over there and pay."
The little girl who bought the mobile phone said with a smile.
There's no need to buy such an expensive mobile phone, I only have more than a thousand dollars in my wallet.
Tang Xian'er took out a handful of banknotes from her small bag and handed it to me: "Husband, I have money, I'm very happy if you think about paying me." ” "Hehe, I'm still rich."
I laughed.
Out of the mobile phone city, Tang Xian'er took my arm again: "Husband, let's go, let's go to the mobile company." ” "What's the matter, Miss" Why did you go to the mobile company again "Brainless, my phone fell into the toilet, and the mobile phone card is gone, so I have to replace the card."
"Ahh Let's take a taxi."
"No, husband, I want to walk with you while shopping, it's not far, I'll be there in a while."
Dizzy, do women like to go shopping, what is there to visit, except for the building is the building.
I was fooled, I was not close to the mobile company at all, and I walked for more than half an hour to arrive, and I really convinced Tang Xian'er.
"Xian'er, you can handle it yourself, I'll rest here for a while."
As soon as I entered, I sat down on the couch in the hall.
"Okay, then you're going to wait for me here."
I'm tired, the most tiring errand in the world is to accompany a woman shopping, so let's sleep.
I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly I had a strange feeling, my ears were so itchy, and when I opened my eyes, Tang Xian'er was squatting there, holding a hair and sticking it into my ear, giggling while playing, and I didn't even see that I had opened my eyes.
Scare and scare her, let your dead girl disturb my sleep.
Suddenly, I sat up.
Tang Xian'er was really startled, and I screamed, and I laughed.
Tang Xian'er's small fist rained down on me: "Husband, you are so bad, you are dead."
Let you scare me. ” "Hello both, please be quiet," a hall clerk said to the two of us.
When we looked around, a lot of people were looking at us.
Hehe, let's hurry up, it's all in focus.
After leaving the mobile company, I asked Tang Xian'er: "Can I go back?"
"Why do you have to go to the bank when you go back, I have to go and get some money, otherwise how can I spend it," Tang Xian'er said with her arm around me.
I have to go to the bank, why do I have so many things "Then let's take a taxi this time, okay?"
"No, it's close."
Pull it down, I don't believe it, I just said that the mobile company is also very close, and it's not like it's been a long time.
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"If I don't take a taxi, I won't go."
"Hee-hee, husband, you big lazy worm, okay, let's take a taxi."
Tang Xian'er said with a smile.
When I arrived at the bank, I saw that so many people were queuing, damn, the efficiency of this bank is too poor, and I have to wait until when Seeing my worried look, Tang Xian'er said with a smile: "Husband, we don't have to queue, I have a credit card, I can overdraw, just withdraw it in the ATM, and let my father pay it back in the future." ” The children of the leader are cows, and let your father pay it back, and it is your father who asks others to pay it back.
Tang Xian'er went to withdraw the money, I stood aside to escort it, I heard that many single women were robbed after withdrawing cash, hehe, I haven't encountered it.
A puppy ran to my feet, licked my trouser legs, this puppy is really beautiful, like a little fox, the puppy is tied by a delicate little chain, I turned my head to see, it is a woman in her thirties, very temperamental, holding a ball of newspaper wrapped in things, is there to read the fund information on the electronic monitor.
After Tang Xian'er finished withdrawing the money, she ran over with a small bag, bent down and stroked the puppy, and said with a smile: "Husband, this puppy is so beautiful." ” The puppy raised his head, stretched out his little tongue and licked Tang Xian'er's fingers, and Tang Xian'er, who licked it, giggled: "Husband, look, she licks me, it's so itchy, hehe."
The woman heard Tang Xian'er's laughter, pinched the things in her hand and walked over, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, it's very annoying." ” Before he finished speaking, a young man suddenly rushed over from the ground, snatched the newspaper from the woman's hand, ran out of the bank quickly, got on a motorcycle waiting at the door, and disappeared without a trace.
Damn, there is really a robbery, and this woman is too, wrapping the money in newspapers, you take it firmly, pinch it with two fingers, and it's strange not to be robbed.
The woman looked at her empty hand and then outside, looking suspicious.
Tang Xian'er saw that the woman hadn't reacted yet, and hurriedly said, "Sister, your money has been robbed, hurry up and call the police." ” "Ahh It's over, it can't be crazy, it can't withstand the blow "Husband, what's wrong with her" Tang Xian'er was a little scared.
The woman smiled and said to us, "It's okay, I'm okay, I'm laughing to death."
Huh" Damn, still laughing, it's really strange every day, there are a lot of them today, I'm so happy to be robbed, why don't you buy a few bottles of champagne to celebrate "They didn't take the money, hehe, oops, it's such a laugh."
The woman couldn't stop laughing.
"What's that?"
I asked.
"Yes, hehe, it's my puppy who poops."
Ah, it turned out that the guy snatched it away in a panic turned out to be a bubble of shit and fainted, I don't know how they will feel after opening it, no wonder this woman only pinched it with two hands.
She smiled and continued: "I was busy queuing up just now, and I had to read the fund information, and the puppy wanted to poop, so I asked the security guard to find two newspapers, let it pull on it, and throw it into the trash can when I wanted to go out, but I didn't expect someone to do it for me, saving me trouble, hehe." ” Tang Xian'er trembled with laughter after hearing this: "Husband, I'm laughing to death, I just wanted you to chase it." ” t1706231537: