Walking out of the gate of the hospital and seeing that it was still early, Ouyang Meili said: "It's so early now, let's have fun first and then go eat." ” "Okay, little handsome guy, I don't know if you're interested in shopping with two beauties," Bao Xiaoxue asked me with a smile.
"I'm happy to accompany you."
Although I was half tired from shopping with Tang Xian'er last time, this time I accompanied two beautiful women at once, and they were both unsuccessful for me, of course it was difficult to refuse.
I spent nearly two hours shopping with two beautiful women, and I was half tired to death, I don't know what women are made of, and I never seem to know that I am tired when I go shopping.
I went into the store to try on clothes, tried this and that, and said that everything looked good, but I didn't buy any of them "Two sisters, you always try other people's clothes but don't buy them, people don't bother you" Almost tired your handsome brother to death, and don't beat me on the back at night.
"Hehe, we model them for free, it's too late for them to thank them, how can they be annoyed," Bao Xiaoxue said eloquently.
Dizzy, no matter how you care, you are on the side of the beauty "Tianyu, you can't fight Bao Da Beauty."
Ouyang Meili said with a smile.
Who said that I can't fight but she doesn't believe in fighting and trying, I looked at Bao Xiaoxue's small mouth and imagined the situation of fighting with her.
"Hey, why don't you leave if you want to go" Ouyang Meili stopped, "Aren't you tired, okay, I won't let you go shopping, now go eat skewers." ” "Little handsome guy, why are you so tired, like you, how can you chase your girlfriend" Bao Xiaoxue smiled evilly.
"Hehe, I won't chase."
"Then you're a single."
"I don't chase, I hook."
"Ahh "Please, how can I say yes, I mean I buy a big iron hook, stand on the street, see which one looks good, I threw the big iron hook, and hooked it, haha."
If this is the case, then there will be no head-to-head snatching on the street.
"You want to be beautiful."
Bao Xiaoxue and Ouyang Meili made a contemptuous gesture to me together.
"Hmph, when I buy an iron hook, hook the two of you first, so that you look so beautiful."
I laughed.
"What should I do," Bao Xiaoxue asked Ouyang Meili.
Ouyang Meili shook her fist: "Hit him." ” Two beauties came to me with their fists together, Mom, I can't beat four hands with two fists, besides, good men don't fight with women, thirty-six strategies, running is the best policy.
"Don't run, stop obediently and let us fight."
Bao Xiaoxue shouted from behind.
"Don't stop, don't stop killing."
Damn, think I'm stupid So there was such a scene, a handsome guy was running wildly in front, and two beautiful women were chasing after him, and I didn't know that I thought I was molesting the two of them or robbing them of their bags.
If you want to catch up with me, how can it be so easy, to be honest, the speed of the two beauties running can basically keep up with the speed of my fast walking, Ouyang Meili shouted in the back: "Long Tianyu, you stinky guy, stop me, why didn't you run so fast when you went shopping just now" I stopped in front: "As long as the two beauties don't hit me, I won't run." ” Bao Xiaoxue's face was flushed tiredly: "Who really wants to beat you, playing around with you." ” When the two beauties came to me, I stared at the two of them with a smile and said, "The two beauties really have a unique charm when they run, and they are not afraid of causing traffic accidents."
"Hehe, Long Tianyu, you also know that the consequences are so serious, you know that you still run, let you run."
Bao Xiaoxue gave Ouyang Meili a look, the two of them grabbed me at once, and immediately added their fists, and four small fists hit me like a small meat hammer, damn, these two women are dang, but this small fist hit the body, not only does it not hurt, but it is also very comfortable, hehe, let's fight, it will be a free massage.
"Ask for mercy."
Ouyang Meili said with a smile.
"Ouch, beautiful sister, here."
I said.
"Where to do what," Ouyang Meili asked me.
"Hit here, and here, Sister Xiaoxue, don't stop, fight quickly."
"Ah, you kid is a masochist," Bao Xiaoxue asked.
"No, it's a quick fight, don't be idle, it's comfortable, it's much more comfortable than a massage."
I laughed.
"Phew, stop fighting, this kid treated us as a massage, and let this kid get cheap again."
Bao Xiaoxue said with a smile.
Damn, Bao Xiaoxue said again that I was cheap with her, was it planned to be cheap This beauty's logic is really different from ordinary people, if you want to say that she is cheap, it can be regarded as seeing her change clothes and boo that time, if she knows about it, she will be very obedient.
The biggest advantage of shopping with beautiful women is that it can greatly satisfy the vanity of the couple, look at the men who pass by, they all look at me angrily with eyes that want to kill me,, I know, you don't hate me, but envy or jealousy, but who makes you not as handsome as me, hehe, a little narcissistic.
"Xiaoxue, you wait for me, I'll go to the toilet."
Ouyang Meili said to Bao Xiaoxue in front of a public toilet.
Ouyang Meili was going to shush and didn't know what her ass looked like, she wanted to touch it when she was changing clothes in her dormitory that time, and she also wanted to see it when she accompanied her to the toilet the night before, but by mistake, it didn't succeed, and this time in the public toilet, there was no hope at all.
Oh, it's boring.
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Ouyang Meili took out a pack of white things from her small bag, as if it was the one I pillowed on her bed, and then let Bao Xiaoxue take the Xiaokun bag and went into the toilet by herself.
Bao Xiaoxue waited for Ouyang Meili to enter the toilet, and asked me with a smile: "Long Tianyu, are you Ouyang Meimei's relatives, aunts, cousins or aunts?"
Ah, why did this girl ask me this, "Aunt cousin, hehe."
I rambled.
"Hee-hee, is it?"
Bao Xiaoxue asked with a smile.
After a long while, Ouyang Meili came out of the toilet, smiled apologetically at me, and said, "Let's go." ” As she was walking, Bao Xiaoxue asked Ouyang Meili: "What kind of relatives are you and Long Tianyu?"
"Ah" Ouyang Meili looked puzzled: "That, it's my aunt's cousin, my aunt's younger brother, hehe." ” Bao Xiaoxue grinned, glanced at me, leaned on Ouyang Meili's ear and said a few words, Ouyang Meili looked at me with a flushed face after listening, with an embarrassed look.
Damn, it's a goof, but I don't care, anyway, I don't want to be Ouyang Meimei's cousin.
When we arrived at the kebab place, we found a place to sit down, and at this time, although the weather was already a little cold, there were still many people eating lamb kebabs at night.
"Boss, go on a string."
I shouted.
"Okay, I'll be on it right away."
The boss shouted, the boss is a Xinjiang person, the mutton skewers are grilled very authentically, and I and the bandits often come here to eat.
Ouyang Meili poured me water, and Bao Xiaoxue handed me the napkin.
"Two sisters, why are you so diligent."
I asked with a smile.
Bao Xiaoxue smiled: "Hehe, I'm going to eat you poor tonight, I'm really embarrassed if I'm not diligent." ” After a while, the boss took the lamb skewers, "Eat it first, and then serve it later." ” "Ah, boss, why are you putting chili peppers?"
asked Ouyang Meimei.
"Why, you don't eat chili peppers," I asked Ouyang Meimei.
Bao Xiaoxue smiled: "It's not that she doesn't eat it, but she can't eat it now." ” I can't eat it, I can't eat it now, I don't understand.
"What's wrong, are you on fire, why can't you eat chili now," I asked Ouyang Meimei.
Ouyang Meimei's little face was flushed, and she didn't pay attention to me.
"Oh, why are you so stupid, her aunt is here, hehe, by the way, aren't you her aunt's younger brother" Bao Xiaoxue leaned forward and leaned back with a smile.
"Stinky snow, you can't stop your mouth if there's something delicious."
Ouyang Meimei picked up the skewer angrily and pretended to tie Bao Xiaoxue.
Bao Xiaoxue smiled and raised her arm: "Spare your life, my Ouyang beauty." ” "Where is your eldest aunt here, why didn't I see why she can't eat chili peppers when she comes, what does her eldest aunt have to do with chili peppers, does she have a grudge against chili peppers" I asked Ouyang Meili, I really don't understand, this big aunt is too domineering.
Ouyang Meimei's face was flushed: "I won't tell you, what are you asking?"
Damn, you can't ask "Hehe, you really don't understand," Bao Xiaoxue asked me.
"Oh, what the hell do you mean, I can't figure it out, it's really puzzling."
Really, it's the first time I've heard of chili peppers and big aunts together.
"I'm stupid, let Ouyang tell you by himself."
Bao Xiaoxue said with a smile.
"Go, don't worry about the girls."
Ouyang Meili said to me with a red face.
Why is it related to the girl's business again, incomprehensible, too incomprehensible.
If you don't eat the chili peppers, you won't eat them, so I have to ask the boss to put some more chili ingredients on it.
I chatted and ate while chatting with the two beauties, and in the end, the two beauties together didn't eat as much as I ate alone, no wonder I was in such a great figure.
Ouyang Meili still coughs from time to time, and I feel distressed when I cough.
"Beautiful sister, don't be on night duty these days, you see you have a cold."
I said to Ouyang Meili.
"Hehe, I'm distressed, Ouyang, you see that your little cousin is distressed, alas, if I catch a cold, I don't know if anyone will feel distressed."
Bao Xiaoxue said with a smile.
Ouyang Meili looked at me, with a happy expression, and said to Bao Xiaoxue: "Why don't I infect you and see if anyone is distressed." ” "you, I won't try."
Sent the two beauties back to the hospital, I went to my uncle's house, the family of three was there, and they were in a good mood, it seems that no one has been harassing my aunt recently, and the photo in my hand really worked on the dead ladyboy.
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My aunt also complained about why I didn't eat at home, hehe, every time I went to my uncle's house, I could feel the warmth of home, and only here could I feel the most selfless care of my relatives.
My aunt and uncle went to bed earlier than my cousin and me, and my cousin and I watched TV for a while, and I whispered to my cousin, "Let's go to sleep too." ” When my cousin heard me say this, she looked at her uncle's room, "Tianyu, be quiet." ” I was dizzy, I didn't say anything.
Hehe, it seems that my cousin has a weak heart.
I went back to my room, and there was a sound of the door closing in my cousin's room.
Hehe, this time I used the same trick last time, I sent a text message to my cousin: "When are you coming."
Then he looked forward to his cousin's reply.
After a while, my cousin came back, and I quickly opened it: "Tianyu, I'm not going to go tonight, my eldest aunt is here, it's inconvenient." ” Ah, why is my cousin's aunt here, why didn't I see it, besides, why is this aunt like this, Aunt Ouyang Meili doesn't eat chili peppers when she comes, and it is inconvenient for my cousin's aunt to come to my room when she comes.
It's incomprehensible, it's just incomprehensible, I hate my aunt. t1706231537: