What is not a big aunt, is there something wrong with Xian'er, impossible, such a delicate and beautiful girl, how could she not come to the big aunt "Xian'er, girls have aunts" Xian'er still looked puzzled: "My husband is a liar, who said that girls have big aunts, my mother has no sisters, how can I have a big aunt" Dizzy, no wonder Xian'er said that she didn't have a big aunt, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, it seems that this girl is really simple, she doesn't even understand such a popular saying, and her first impression on me is really a world of difference, everyone says that the first impression is the most accurate, so it doesn't seem to be.
"Xian'er, the eldest aunt I'm talking about is not the eldest aunt you think."
I said.
Xian'er muttered while eating: "Why are you okay with my aunt, which aunt are you talking about?"
"I mean, when are your periods coming?"
"Ah, dead husband, what are you asking for, anyway, you didn't come now."
"I know you're not here now, you're coming now, how can we do that in the afternoon, hehe."
I laughed.
"Big carrot."
Damn, why did you get on the big radish again "Xian'er, listen to me, think about it, I got it all into you, what if you get pregnant?"
Xian'er's eyes widened when she heard this, and after a while, she suddenly threw the mutton skewers in her hand on the plate and shouted: "It's all you, it's all you, what should I do?"
I covered her mouth and looked around, but thankfully many people had drunk a lot of alcohol and were there to brag about themselves, and no one was paying attention to us.
"My good wife, what's your name?"
Xian'er stuck out her tongue: "Aren't people afraid, what if I really have a baby, with a big belly, my mother can't beat me to death."
"That's right, that's why I asked you when your period is coming."
"Does that matter?"
asked Xian'er.
"Of course it matters, girls have a safe period during the period when they don't have a period, and then there is the ovulation period, as long as they are not in the ovulation period and the menstrual holiday, it is the safe period, and doing that kind of thing during the safe period will not conceive a baby."
I explained to Xian'er.
"Ah, how do you know so much, more than I do, who do you know?"
asked Xian'er.
"You don't have to worry about this, I asked you when you came on your period to see if you were in the safe period.
If you're not in the safe period, we're in trouble. ” "What should I do, I usually come around the 10th of every month."
"No. 10, well, I'll calculate, then you will have a period next time next month, and the 10th of next month will go back fourteen days to be your ovulation day, that is, the 26th of this month is your ovulation day, and the five days before and the next four days before ovulation are your ovulation period, that is, the 21st to 30th of this month is your ovulation period, haha, wife, it's the 5th, we are in the safe period, it's okay, wife, let's fight again tonight."
It's okay to play at night.
"Really, husband, you are so great."
Xian'er also said happily.
Greatness doesn't seem to be on the line.
No matter, I have to celebrate, if it wasn't for the safe period, I could only let Xian'er eat Yuting, taking medicine would definitely have side effects, I couldn't bear my Xian'er to take medicine.
I figured out that Xian'er was in the safe period, and my hanging heart finally let go, it's good, I had a relationship with two women I like for two days, and they are still in the safe period, how can I be so lucky.
Hehe, I don't know when the other girls I like will be able to enter the room As we were eating, a few young men eating meat skewers next to us were talking louder and louder, it seemed that they had drunk too much, and there were five of them, all of whom were boasting about how good they were.
"Back then, even my brother didn't care about me, don't you know, my own brother, I was cut, he didn't care about me, I took a knife and cut four people alone, you see the scar on my eyes, but those four people have not been cut down by me, my brother, hum him, I will never recognize him again."
A red-faced boy shouted, and then picked up the beer bottle, drank it with a bang, and drank a few sips, only to find that there was no wine in it at all, and he was so angry that he dropped the bottle, and bang, the glass slag splashed, and the fairy screamed in fright.
"Bring the wine."
Damn, I think I am a hero in Liangshan.
"Xian'er, are you alright?"
I asked.
"Scared the hell out of me."
Xian'er patted her clothes.
Damn, the woman who dares to scare me, isn't he looking for death I stood up, and Xian'er grabbed me: "Husband, they drank too much, let's not mess with them." ” Look at the five of them, there are only two of us here, and if we really fight, we won't be able to protect my fairy, I glanced at them angrily, and sat down again.
All five guys drank too much and didn't notice my movements.
The boss didn't dare to mess with these birdmen, so he hurriedly brought another box of beer, and the waiter swept the things clean and hurriedly walked away.
The voices of several guys became louder and louder, and in the whole field, except for the shouting and scolding of a few of them, almost no one else could be heard, and many people looked at them in disgust, but none of them dared to come out to stop them.
Also, in this society now, who loves to meddle in things The boss of the family is also kind and wealthy, and when he encounters this kind of thing, he can only swallow his anger and send them away quickly.
But these guys seem to be getting more and more excited.
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"Boss, what the are you doing on meat skewers, it can't be dead human flesh haha."
One of the guys in a vest said that this kid had drunk a lot of wine, and his back was red.
"Haha, ha," the others echoed and laughed.
The boss in the distance smiled awkwardly and didn't dare to speak.
"I ask you, why the don't you talk," one guy stood up.
"How is this possible, it's all fresh mutton, lamb meat."
The boss hurriedly replied.
"Fresh fart, I stink when I eat it, if I eat bad stomach, I'll smash your stall."
"yes, how long the have you been lamb here, what a weird smell" A few guys began to take turns to provoke problems, look at their table, they have eaten a lot, it seems that they have eaten enough and want to repay the debt, I don't know what the boss will do "A few big brothers, this meat is really fresh, so let's do it, I'll give a few big brothers a twenty percent discount."
The boss laughed and said cautiously.
"Eight-fold, fart, not one-fold, you let us eat this spoiled meat, and you still want money, I think you want to be beaten, don't you."
A guy shouted.
"No, big brothers, we are a small business, please understand your big brothers."
The boss continued to smile.
"Be considerate of you, who the understands us, ouch, I have a stomachache, brothers, how about you guys, are you also uncomfortable?"
"Uncomfortable, ouch, uncomfortable to death."
"I'm going to have diarrhea."
A few guys made a fuss, and a lot of people who ate skewers got up to check out, for fear that if they were to really fight, they would affect themselves. t1706231537: