お "These two people know" The director asked the scene staff.The field attendant wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, shook his head and said, "I don't know" He was really shocked and scared now.Wang Yong did as he said, showing a very high level of cultural literacy.But this performance is also a bit too high, and it has suppressed Zhang Qingzhi, the official guest.This episode of the show is probably unusable, and this pot may have to be on his back."
Director, or I'll persuade the guest to cooperate and finish the show."
Who knew that the director grinned at the back of his head and smiled happier than anyone else."
What persuasion, what you want is this kind of program effect, don't be stunned, continue to record, host, go up and bring a wave of rhythm to death" The hostess who got the director's instructions went as ordered."
Unexpectedly, Mr.
Zhang and this gentleman are still old acquaintances.How about we bring this gentleman to the stage," the hostess said.Zhang Qingzhi glared at the hostess with hatred, hating this nosy woman to death.The hostess only pretended not to see Zhang Qingzhi's face, and walked off the stage quickly to invite Wang Yong.The audience also followed the heckling: "go on stage, go on stage, go on stage", the scene is like a group of drinkers sitting in a bar and coaxing a girl to come out.In the face of everyone's "enthusiasm", Wang Yong was a little embarrassed.This scene was not in his plan, originally he just wanted to quietly cause some destruction.I didn't want to expose myself all of a sudden."
It seems that this gentleman is a little shy, in the face of the invitation of the beauty, sir, can you bear to refuse" The beautiful host is very good at talking, blinking her big eyes and asking Wang Yong pitifully.A few guys in the front row suddenly couldn't look at it, and pushed Wang Yong's back from left to right: "Big brother, you can go up and have a long face on TV" "Okay." ”Wang Yong nodded in agreement.Since the plan is not as fast as the change, then simply act on the fate, play a little bigger Wang Yong strutted and stepped onto the stage.I can't see a little stage fright, just like a first-line star, with a lot of aura.The hostess and the director team were all slightly stunned, this kind of momentum, it seems that several second-tier stars who have been to the show do not have it.It seems that this is not an ordinary person.The director became more and more excited, and there was a feeling that he had dug up a treasure.Zhang Qingzhi saw Wang Yong's walking posture, and the anger in his eyes became more and more vigorous.That's right, it was he Zhang Qingzhi who still remembers that Wang Yong left the auditorium after reading the answer at that time.And no matter how much you remember it now, I'm afraid you will never forget the first time Zhang Qingzhi hated a person so much, but I didn't expect that not long after the auditorium incident, this hateful person appeared in front of him again."
What are you doing Wang Yong," Zhang Qingzhi shouted sharply.Everyone could hear the hint of anger in his tone."
Yo, dare to love Zhang Qingzhi is not very interested in this" The director stood behind the camera with his arms crossed, happy.The assistant director was a little worried: "Director, these two people won't fight, if that's the case, this episode of the show will really be wasted." ”"It doesn't matter, they are all cultural people, and they won't fight on such an occasion.Rest assured to record," the director waved his hand and said.It turns out that the director is right, but he is a little wrong.Cultural people don't fight, but a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, and he tears up and forces him more ruthlessly than he fights."
Professor Zhang, I have a pretty good memory.How is Ling Zun" Wang Yong took off his glasses, revealing a fairly handsome face.With the unique temperament honed by Wang Yongjun, the hostess next to him instantly made a little nymphomaniac.The corners of Zhang Qingzhi's eyes twitched violently, and he replied bluntly: "A scum in the industry like you, how can I forget that people like you are destined to be stinking for 10,000 years, not only I can't forget it, but children will also learn from you in their textbooks a hundred years later." ”"It's to learn from me, after all, I came out of the mud and was not stained, and I was born like a white lotus in the black academic world, illuminating the direction of how many people are moving forward.And Mr.
Zhang's plagiarism table is sorry, I sweared, but if you bite me, I won't be able to teach the textbook, and I will only be sat down as a statue and placed by the West Lake.An excellent position on the wind and water, at the same table with Qin Hui.Just think about it and be happy. ”"You are just at the same table with Qin Hui, you are a shameless scum" "Okay, I am shameless, I am a scum, but even if I am shameless, I will think of why you are so dead when you go to the grave during the Qingming Festival, but you are still alive" "You are shameless, wolf-hearted, dog-hearted, hypocritical, righteous, heartbroken, embarrassed, and now hiding a knife in his smile, a small belly, chicken intestines" Zhang Qingzhi was mad, and said all the four-character idioms that could be found in his brain.After scolding, the anger in Zhang Qing's heart subsided slightly.The audience below looked at Zhang Qingzhi dumbfounded."
This cultural person scolds people differently, so many idioms jump out, without panting.I couldn't even write that much during the exam. ”"Hey, can you compare with others to see why that person didn't speak, he was scolded" "It is estimated that the four-character idiom was finished by Zhang Qingzhi, and he couldn't think of it for a while. ”"Well, probably."
The audience discussed a lot, and they all felt that Wang Yong was deflated.Who knew that in the next second, Wang Yong smiled slightly and popularized a basic knowledge to the audience.There are not only four-character idioms that scold people, but also afterwords.And it's more vicious and more jumpy."
Professor Zhang, you are a person, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, forget twenty-one days, don't go out of the chicken, the bad guy doesn't rinse his mouth for three years, he doesn't rinse his mouth for three years, he can't sell the meat in dog days, the triangular cemetery lacks virtue, the Lantern Festival rolls into the pot, the bastard, a hanged ghost, powder, and flower arrangement, and he is shameless.""
The audience also opened their mouths wide, and their faces were full of shock and disbelief.This is okay ", crazy, it's the first time I know that people's mouths can really be so cheap" "It's over, it's over, you look at Professor Zhang's face, I'm about to faint." ”"So many swearing, each sentence is more ruthless than the other, interesting, I have to write it down quickly.Whoever quarrels with me in the future, I will draw a gourd and scold the past, so as to make the other party roll his eyes in anger. ”"This aftermath does sound more enjoyable than the four-character idiom, not to mention, the cultural heritage left to us by our ancestors is really brilliant and colorful, haha" The members of the director team are also collectively confused."
Director, this can be broadcast," someone asked."
Nonsense, of course not," the director replied angrily."
That's a pity, this paragraph throws away the vulgar influence, but it's actually quite exciting.""
Stupid can't be broadcast on TV, can't I cut this paragraph out on the Internet and take it to the Internet at that time, but I have a hunch that the ratings of this episode of our show will explode" The director was overjoyed, immersed in fantasy and couldn't extricate himself."
Hey, hey, Mr.
Zhang fainted, come on" The hostess suddenly let out an exclamation.I saw Zhang Qingzhi's eyes on the stage rolling up, his body straight and straight backwards, planted on the ground.The hostess panicked on the sidelines."
It's broken, don't kill anyone, Xiao Liu, you go and see" The director suddenly became anxious.It's just that Xiao Liu hasn't had time to run up yet.saw Wang Yong on the stage bending down and pinching the triangle area of Zhang Qingzhi's face.Zhang Qingzhi, who had already fainted and could escape Wang Yong's attack, woke up again without tears."
Wow, this gentleman is so powerful, I woke up Mr.
Zhang in one fell swoop," the hostess admired.Wang Yong has a black line, what are these words, it seems that Wang Yong has done something indescribable to Zhang Qingzhi."
The facial triangle is a very important area of the human face.Medically referred to as the Facial Danger Triangle, it usually refers to the area formed by the line from the corners of the mouth to the base of the nose on both sides.This area is rich in blood vessels, and infections in the mouth, nose, throat, eyes, and other parts can be extended here.The most serious thing is that there are many blood vessels leading to the brain in this area, and once they are damaged or infected, they can cause bacteria and toxins to be transmitted to the brain, causing meningitis or brain abscess.Therefore, everyone must pay attention to the fact that if there are small pimples or boils here in the future, they must not be picked up casually.If you get hit, you will be brain-dead for a lifetime. ”Wang Yong turned his head and explained to the audience.The audience nodded one after another: "It's so serious, you have to be careful in the future."
It's really thanks to this teacher's reminder that cultural people understand a lot. ”The hostess flashed her eyes and asked Wang Yong: "Since it is such a dangerous area, why does Mr. still attack Teacher Zhang?"
Wang Yong replied seriously: "I think if you choose between death and brain damage, Teacher Zhang would definitely rather be a brain dead than die."
Teacher Zhang, are you right" "You are brain-dead, your whole family is brain-dead" Zhang Qingzhi just woke up, and when he heard Wang Yong's words, his body trembled with anger, his eyes rolled white, and he was about to faint with anger."
Teacher Zhang, don't worry, faint, I can still wake you up," Wang Yong said.Zhang Qingzhi didn't dare to faint all of a sudden.He was really afraid that Wang Yong would pinch him into a brain-dead, so it was better to die than to die, it was better to die directly."
I won't record it, your program team has deceived people too much, and I'm going to the court to sue you," Zhang Qingzhi threw his anger at the program team.As soon as the director heard this, he became angry: "Mr.
Zhang, what is wrong with what you say about the people you offend and our program team, do you like to record or not, just look like your uncle, we don't serve anymore, even if it is an international star, you can't do a good Monday recording, you just drag it until Friday, it's okay if you're still so late, you don't even do your homework, look at what you talked about today, it's better to let this gentleman talk about it" "Haha, Let him talk about it, do you really dare to say that he is nothing, is he a well-known scholar or an academic expert recognized by the state, and he dares to give a lecture, I want to see how this show died in your hands, and the moment must be very exciting. ”Zhang Qingzhi laughed and said.