"Speaking of the master of quyi, I remember that there seems to be such a story.One of your Chinese masters had a slurred speech when he was a child, and his apprenticeship was rejected by the teacher.So this master worked hard, shouted stones in his mouth to practice pronunciation, and eventually became a generation of quyi masters.Mr.
Wang, is there such a story?"
Aiden asked.Wang Yong smiled: "There is such a story in the story, and there is such a person, but the master of quyi in Huaxia practices eyes, and his name is Mei Lanfang."
But the story you are talking about, Mr.
Aiden, is another Athenian orator, Demosthenes, who is the prototype of the story that practiced pronunciation with stones in his mouth.As the host, Mr.
Aiden, you didn't pass your professional class" Aiden was stunned, he just wanted to deliberately find an excuse to lead the interview to the rhythm he wanted, where did he think of Zhang Guanli Dai.was also labeled by Wang Yong as a "failed professional class".Glaring at Wang Yong in annoyance, Aiden laughed dryly and said, "It turns out that I remembered wrongly.But no matter who it is, in short, Mr.
Wang also recognizes this practice method, right, you are so fluent in speech, is it often practiced with certain things" Wang Yong raised his eyebrows, and did not rush to answer.Aiden clearly had something to say.It's just that Aiden didn't seem to be ready to give Wang Yong a chance to answer at all, and with a direct wave of his hand, he saw the program team members come up and hand over a rectangular box.Aiden opened with a smile: "Today, we will let Mr.
Wang perform a stunt for us to give a speech with something in our mouths, everyone applauds and welcomes", and everyone at the live broadcast scene applauded.It's just that everyone has a playful smile between their eyebrows.It's as if what's about to happen is a ridiculous thing."
Teacher Wang, please," Aiden said with a smile and handed the box to Wang Yong.The camera pans in, and everyone sees what's in the box.But as soon as a close-up shot of an ice sculpture "lying in the groove" that resembles the hidden parts of a male animal came out, everyone watching the live broadcast exclaimed.The American audience is okay, because some entertainment programs in the United States are so large-scale that they have become accustomed to it.But audiences outside the United States, especially Chinese audiences, were all shocked."
The Yankees played such a big thing, and it was 100% directly banned in China" ", n, this group of deflated calves is deliberately playing tricks on Teacher Wang, from the beginning of deliberately talking about the lotus flower, and later quoting the story of Demosthenes, all in order to let Teacher Wang contain this insulting thing" "If Teacher Wang really contains it, it will be a shame for adults."
Moreover, Mr.
Wang represents the Chinese people, and others will definitely not only laugh at Mr.
Wang, but also laugh at the whole of China.Teacher Wang, don't be fooled" The Chinese audience was angry and worried.Audiences in the rest of the country were full of anticipation and eagerness.Aiden looked smug and urged: "Teacher Wang, come on, please start your performance" Wang Yong glanced at the box, then at Aiden, and suddenly smiled lightly: "It's not impossible to perform, but I don't think I need to practice this way anymore, and Mr.
Aiden probably needs some more." ”"I need to be a seriously hired n host, but I have passed countless difficult exams and obtained the host certificate, how can I need Mr.
Wang for this thing, I think you are deliberately changing the topic" Wang Yong looked at Aiden, laughing so hard that Aiden's heart was furious."
Since Mr.
Aiden thinks you don't need it, and I don't think I need it, then let's try it and see who needs it, okay" Aiden panicked slightly: "How to compete" Wang Yong still smiled and said: "If you compare Huaxia tongue twisters, you will say that I bullied you."
So I'll compare it to American tongue twisters.I read one, you read one, and whoever reads it wrong or can't pronounce it will contain this thing. ”Aiden was relieved when he heard that Wang Yong was going to compete with him for American tongue twisters.A Chinese man compares tongue twisters with an authentic American host, and he is simply seeking his own death, "You are a guest from afar, let you come first" Aiden said in an atmospheric way.Wang Yong didn't shirk, and opened his mouth directly: "abigbckbugbitthebackofabigbckbearthebigbckbearbitbackthebigbckbug" Aiden listened and smiled disdainfully.This tongue twister is just an entry level, what is the difficulty Wang Yong tried to use this to defeat him, it was impossible for Aiden to open his mouth, so he wanted to repeat it.Who knows, Wang Yong didn't mean to stop at all, but his mouth was like a machine gun."
Heohisthiste, thethistesifter, siftedasieveofunsiftedthistesiftheohisthistes, siftedthistestheohisthiste, thethist" for one minute, two minutes, five minutes, ten minutes.No one knows how many English tongue twisters Wang Yong recited in ten minutes.Whether Wang Yongnian's tongue twister is right or not, no one knows.Because everybody listened stupidly.All that was left in everyone's ears was the buzzing sound, like a bee fluttering its wings at a high frequency."
God, is this guy a machine, how can he have such a slippery mouth" "As a pure American, I feel very ashamed.It turned out that I learned a fake English. ”"Oh my God, you noticed that without him, he recited what is known as the most difficult English tongue twister in history, without any pauses and mistakes at all, it's hard to believe that this came from the mouth of a Chinese person," the audience outside the audience was shocked.Even the Chinese audience was shocked.Wang Yong's Huaxia tongue twister is powerful, they can understand.But even the English tongue twister is so slippery, but no one thought of it."
This," Aiden was stunned and speechless.To say that the first few tongue twisters are only the entry level, the latter Wang Yong said are all American tongue twisters with the highest difficulty level.Aiden took out one of the paragraphs and repeated it alone, and it was not too much of a problem.But it's all connected in one go, and Aiden can't do it.After Wang Yong finished speaking, his face was not red or panting, and he stretched out his hand to Aiden: "Please, it's your turn." ”Aiden's lips twitched a few times, and he finally admitted that he couldn't do it: "I lost." ”"Then Mr.
Aiden probably needs to take this thing in his mouth to practice his oral skills."
Wang Yong said and picked up the ice sculpture and handed it to Aiden.Aiden's face changed, and he wanted to refuse.But thinking that this is a live broadcast, it's okay to lose, but if you can't afford to lose, it will only be more embarrassing.What's more, Director N saw that he couldn't trick Wang Yong, so he immediately abandoned his pawn and decided to sacrifice Aiden to complete the ratings of the program.Aiden was immediately ordered to execute the bet.So, under the gaze of hundreds of millions of people, Aiden picked up the ice sculpture with hatred and anger and stuffed it into his mouth."
Hahaha, Aiden is definitely going to be famous", "Some same-sex organizations have spokespeople, Aiden is so happy, haha", both American and foreign audiences laughed.Many netizens even deliberately took screenshots of this scene and sent it to people who did not watch the show.Predictably, tomorrow's newspaper headlines are stable.And Wang Yong obviously didn't want to let Aiden go so easily, Wang Yong took a step forward, re-stuffed the ice sculpture that was about to fall out, and then said: "Since it's practice, then I'll teach you the most basic Huaxia tongue twister."
Listen, it's very simple, just nine words: red carp and green carp and donkey. ”A look of resentment flashed in Aiden's eyes, but he had to start reciting those nine words according to what Wang Yong had recited."
Green, green, green, green," Aiden, who shouted something in his mouth, was finally able to utter only such a syllable.And the audience outside the stadium was about to burst into laughter.Many foreign viewers found it interesting and tried to recite the nine-word tongue twister taught by Wang Yong.Then they found that these nine words were extremely difficult, and even people with some basic Chinese could not say it smoothly: "I still don't believe in evil, I must say this Chinese tongue twister in its entirety", and some American audiences refused to admit defeat."
I almost bit my tongue when I said that.No, I want to post these Chinese characters to the forum, I can't just let me be a foreigner" Soon, Wang Yongnian's nine-character tongue twister was sent to forums in various countries.And netizens from all over the world curiously recited according to the phonetic alphabet, and all of them painfully found that this seemed to be an impossible task.There are those who give up, but more of them are those who do not admit defeat, and they must be said smoothly.As a result, the nine words "red carp and green carp and donkey" inexplicably became popular abroad, triggering a Chinese tongue twister craze.When half of the ice sculpture melted in Aiden's mouth, Aiden finally said Wang Yongjiao's tongue twister.In the case of external stimuli, human potential is really infinite.At least Aiden's performance has outperformed most Chinese learners."
Shui Hot Water" Aiden threw away the ice sculpture and ran to the field.After taking the hot water handed by the assistant, he gulped it down.It wasn't until he drank a large glass of hot water that Aiden felt a hint of sensation in his cold mouth."
Wang Yong, don't think that you have already won, and you are still behind" Aiden glanced at Wang Yong hatefully and said secretly.Then he walked back to the field, tried to put on a smile of indifference, and said, "Teacher Wang's English level really surprised me, and I couldn't help but think of another Chinese person, Bruce Lee."
His English is also very good, and he, like Mr.
Wang, is a Chinese kung fu master.Coincidentally, there is a staff member in our program team, she is also from the East, and she also knows kung fu, she has always wanted to compete with Teacher Wang.Miss Katie, please" As Aiden spoke, a female staff member at the scene stood up, stretched her body, and then made a provocative gesture at Wang Yong.