"I really can't wait to take off my pants and let you compare" Chu Yang waited with a blank look, looking at this face, looking at that face, with the kind of obscene expression that burst into laughter immediately after being recognized, he looked at the three people expectantly, but saw three inexplicable faces and three pairs of very questioning eyes.
Chu Yuzuo's face finally collapsed little by little, and finally he couldn't bear it, and said loudly, very depressed: "Don't you think that this thing is really like the words in our crotch?"
Chu Yuzuo was a little crazy, and he had never told a joke until he was depressed to such an extent These three people are too humorless Chu Yuzuo's depression is not unreasonable, because he directly screwed up the whole thing.
He really didn't know, what he said was not unthinkable, but what he said really misled people: We also have it It's just that this sentence is broken You say that there is a problem, what you are talking about, people don't have it, it's really not, obviously you don't have it, but you say that there is, can people still make something out of nothing?
So Chu Yuzuo can't help but go crazy.
The last sentence was shouted out very depressedly.
As soon as his words came out, the three of them understood it a long time ago, and even those who didn't understand it suddenly understood.
In an instant, one of them, who had already held back his internal injuries, immediately covered his stomach and laughed wildly.
It can be regarded as laughing, but it can suffocate me As for the other two, they looked at Chu Yang angrily, and when they saw the posture, they were about to pounce and beat him up Chu Yuza saw that someone finally understood, and was about to laugh wildly with the understanding, but he was greeted by two cold and angry gazes, the kind of meaning contained in these gazes was enough to cut his entire body with a thousand knives Chu Yuzuo only felt a chill on his back, and just as he was about to burst into laughter, he suffocated back into his stomach.
He smiled wryly, touched his nose, scratched his head, and said, "Why, isn't it funny?"
"It's funny" Tie Butian gritted his teeth, tried his best to keep himself from having a seizure, and suddenly burst out angrily: "It's funny that you are so vulgar, so obscene, so you still declare it, and you are still proud, you are really ashamed."
The other shadow looked at Chu Yang with some tears and laughter, and really wanted to beat him up "Uh" Chu Yang was dumbfounded.
I really don't know why this joke, which should be unimpeded between men, has completely opposite effect at the moment This is really surprising Could it be that a person who becomes the emperor is different from ordinary men, and he doesn't even have this minimum laugh "Don't talk about your allusions," Tie Butian said angrily.
Can't wait to get off the hook, the joke is really embarrassing.
Tie Butian's face was already flushed.
To say this in front of me is simply hateful and hateful bastard "I don't dare say it."
Chu Yang drooped his head, and said weakly.
Xindao just said this, it has already triggered such a violent reaction, if you wait for the allusion to be finished, wouldn't you be cut by a thousand knives "Say, it's fine."
The male shadow encouraged, and his eyes were full of schadenfreude.
"Say."
Tie Butian had a cold face, but he could also see the hint of self-suppressed smile in his eyes.
I'm too embarrassed to laugh at this bastard "Well, here's the thing, legend has it that there was once a man who was good-looking and very rich, but he didn't find a daughter-in-law, and he lived until he was over eighty years old, and he didn't find a wife, so he died of depression."
Chu Yang said as he peeked at the faces of several people.
Seeing that there was no situation, he said boldly with confidence: "So, after he was reincarnated, he was still very handsome and chic, and he was rich, but he lived to be eighty years old, and he still didn't find his wife and died."
Speaking of which, the three of them were also fluted.
What an allusion this is "What does this have to do with this mountain" Tie Butian raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but ask.
Such a ridiculous story, I really don't know what the meaning is, "Don't worry, listen to it and you'll know."
Chu Yang comforted: "That's it, he didn't live in reincarnation, reincarnated nine times, and in the last life, before he died, he knew that he actually beat the ninth virgin, and finally erupted like a volcano."
Chu Yang said with a sad and indignant face and a sad and indignant tone: "So before he died, he made a grand wish and said: There are men and women in the world, and there are women and men, yin and yang are coordinated, and the breeding of all things is the principle of yin and yang in heaven and earth.
However, I am talented and virtuous, but I am a single man for the ninth generation; The heavens are playing tricks, and there is nothing more than where justice is, where is humanity, where is heaven, where is heaven's reason."
Chu Yang said this in a frustrated voice, and his words were stunned.
The other three couldn't help but be attracted by this story, thinking that God had made a mistake in the marriage line, causing a talented and good-looking young man to beat a bachelor for nine consecutive generations, which was really amazing.
Except for the four words of injustice, there is really nothing to say, especially Tie Butian thought of himself, and couldn't help sighing, and said in his heart, Could it be that in my life, it is also God's mistake to get married, and I should not have met, but I met again, I should have been together, but for various reasons, I am bound to be lonely for a lifetime, and I am different from the man in the story. couldn't help but sigh and asked: "Then what kind of ambition did he make, three wives and four concubines in the next life, and the beauty is like a cloud" According to the idea of ordinary men, this should be the case, after the ninth single career, it is understandable to have such a wish.
"It's not."
Chu Yang smiled weirdly and continued to narrate: "He looked up to the sky and shouted, saying: Yin and Yang can't be reconciled, what is the use of this sky to reincarnate again, and how can everyone in the world be coordinated, Yin and Yang complement each other, the sky alone is so unfair to me, is it tolerable or unbearable Although I can't coordinate Yin and Yang in this life, even if I die, I have to live every day."
Tie Butian said "ah", and he was speechless for a moment, and he only felt that his heart was going to stop beating with shame at this moment.
In an instant, I regretted it in my heart: I really have nothing to do, let this guy tell any allusions here, this is good, embarrassed to death Chu Yang shrugged his shoulders with a smile while talking: "After he finished speaking, he took off his whole body clothes, and then spread his legs wide, lay down on his back and died and resented straight into the sky, suddenly lightning and thunder, and his body suddenly underwent an incredible change."
Tie Butian wanted to ask: What kind of mutation, but after thinking about it, he still couldn't help but ask.
As the saying goes, a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, "mutation, his body turned into a mountain, his arms turned into a canyon, his blood turned into a river, his hair turned into flowers and trees, so a big mountain, towering up, but the thing under his crotch, but at the request of him before he died, he stood straight at the highest point of this mountain, and rushed straight to the sky, as if he wanted to make this firmament, a big hole."
The other three had already heard it like ducks stunned by the thunderstorm, stunned, and the allusion to cold sweat was really speechless.
"So, there is this Pure Yang Peak in front of us" Chu Yuzuo finally put the curtain on this story.
Smash it, smash it, look at the round big stone pillar in front of him with great admiration, and say unsatisfied: "So, this mountain has another name, which is more familiar and very vivid."
"Don't say it, don't go on," Tie Butian shouted, his face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, and he was so angry that his belly was about to burst.
Thinking of the feeling of empathy just now, and secretly sad and self-pitying, I couldn't help but feel almost embarrassed by such an allusion, if it wasn't for the magical jade pendant to cover it, now I was really angry; Looking at Chu Yang, he couldn't help but feel angry, and he couldn't get angry Staring at Chu Yang deadly, Tie Butian gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Chu, Yu, and Zao, you are really knowledgeable."
"Where is it haha" Chu Yang's face had already laughed like a flower, and he trembled with laughter, like a small mimosa swaying in the wind, and even his laughter trembled: "Wowhahahahaha Iron fills the sky with a black line.
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It's really nothing to tell this joke to men.
But the problem is that the problem is that the Chu Imperial Throne is a complete tragedy He was leaning forward and backwards and laughing cramp-like when he was violently held down by Tie Butian and another shadow.
Caught off guard, Chu Yuzuo was in a state of getting carried away, how could he dodge and be captured by someone with a clean move.
Then there's the punching and kicking Bang bang bang, puff poor Chu Yuzuo directly didn't know where this was a senseless disaster, and he was beaten several times, but he didn't have time to stop laughing for a long time before he became furious: "What's wrong, what's wrong?"
The two women slammed their heads and struck hard, and after Chu Yuzuo screamed for a long time, the two women were tired from fighting, and finally stopped panting and let go of him.
Chu Yuzuo jumped up and was furious with a sore body: "Why do you beat people, is there still a royal law?"
"I am the king's law" Tie Butian snorted, rubbed his wrist that was a little painful, and said proudly.
Still angry As soon as this sentence came out, the two shadows couldn't help but laugh even more The emperor is here, what else are you talking about Others say that this sentence is pretending, and it doesn't know how thick the sky is.
But the emperor said that he was the king, who could refute it Chu Yang's eyes were straight, and under the gaze of the three of them, he thought that his two fists were invincible to his four hands, and he was defeated, and said in frustration: "I admit to being beaten, but you have to give me a reason."
To be continued: