The three of them looked at each other, all feeling inexplicable.
Ji Mo grinned and almost laughed.
Damn, it's the first time I've seen an ambush with an ass.
A gust of south wind blew, and a faint voice of speech came with the wind.
"Why haven't you come yet?"
"Don't delay on the road" "Notice what's over there" "Fuck, a bunny" "" The corners of Chu Yang's mouth twitched.
The two third-rank throne masters suddenly stood up, seemed to notice something, and looked around suspiciously; Shaking his head, he smiled as if self-deprecatingly.
Then they divided into two sides and walked over to check the ambush. looks very attentive.
Chu Yang and Gu Duxing are even more confused, we are behind your ass, you are looking at what you are doing in front of you I only heard this throne master ask in a deep voice: "Has the poison domain been checked for any invalidation?"
One of the thrones behind the tree replied in a low voice, "Rest assured, the Elder has already checked it three times, and has added two poison domains; Foolproof, absolutely no problem. ” "Well, to make sure that you can't be detected in advance, and you can't do enough on the periphery, these guys are very vigilant.
If something happens, you can slip away immediately.
This time it's time to make sure nothing goes wrong," the throne nodded, reminding.
"Yes."
The two of them wandered around and returned to their original positions.
Chu Yang lay quietly in the grass, motionless.
He didn't move, and of course Ji Mo and Gu Duxing didn't move.
Suddenly, two men in black stood up from the place where they had been ambushed and made a gesture.
The throne frowned and whispered, "What are you going to do?"
"Go pee."
The emperor's face suddenly showed a look of disgust, and he waved his hand and said angrily, "Go farther." ” The two Jiupin Wuzun nodded in agreement, walked back side by side, brushed and stepped on the fallen leaves on the ground, and walked out for more than thirty zhang, and the forest trees had already covered the road when they came, so they stopped.
One of them said: "Damn, I've been preparing here for half a month, and I haven't seen a ghost." ” The other sighed and unbuckled his trousers: "Wait, it's actually good not to come, once the damn comes, which of those guys is easy" "That's right."
The one who spoke earlier had already pulled out the guy, closed his eyes, held his breath, and prepared to launch.
The second master was furious He lay motionless in the dense grass, but the two fellows were actually walking in his direction all the way, and then stopped, opened their eyes slightly, and clearly saw that there were four black-clothed calves in front of him.
Then a water arrow landed on the left side of his face with a commotion of heat, and its force was very urgent.
Drop by drop of warm stuff was splashed up with a strong vent, splashing on Ji Erye's cheeks.
Ji Erye's lungs exploded Immediately, another water arrow with a coaxing heat landed on the right side of his face, and Ji Er Ye couldn't tolerate it, because although the previous one was disgusting, it was also white and bright; And this dish is actually the same color as the Yellow River, as if you are sick, and the taste is stronger Ji Mo was a little sad and indignant for a moment: The three of us came together, why don't you just pee at me Aren't you bullying people The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and finally I couldn't bear it anymore and stood up with a whoosh.
These two Wuzun are urinating comfortably with their eyes closed, urinating heartily, and the inventory that has been held for a long time is suddenly cleared, and the whole body is indescribably comfortable This surprise was really extraordinary, the eyes of the two suddenly opened, and then both pairs of eyes bulged out at the same time; Under the extreme nervousness, the two water arrows with urgent firing force also lost their follow-up power, and they urinated into the crotch of their pants, and then broke off and were about to call, Ji Erye's two hands full of anger had already choked the throats of the two, and there was a slight pop, and the necks of the two were weirdly crooked; Ji Erye's furious vitality had already rushed into their meridians, sealing all the movements of his lower body.
The bodies of the two only trembled twice, and they died.
Until this time, the two hands still maintained the posture of pinching the bird in front of them, and they did not have time to change.
The water that was interrupted by the fright just now suddenly continued to squirt out after his master lost consciousness, and this time it was not wasted at all, and all the remaining Li was sprinkled on Ji Erye's pants, Ji Erye's mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and he gritted his teeth with hatred, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
A voice came from afar: "What's wrong?"
It turned out that I vaguely heard the movement here.
Ji Mo was stunned, how to answer Suddenly, a low voice said angrily, "This bastard, peed on my pants."
It was the voice of the martial artist who spoke first.
Ji Mo was surprised, turned his head to look, and saw Chu Yang opening and closing his mouth and talking.
It is rare for King Chu Yan to imitate this person's tone so vividly.
Ji Mo woke up and hurriedly muttered vaguely: "Isn't this careless, I didn't mean to look at you in a hurry" Chu Yang said angrily: "Accidentally, both of my trousers are wet" Ji Mo almost had internal injuries: It's me who is wet on both of my mother's trousers There was a bang, someone laughed lowly, gloating, and the throne scolded with tears and laughter, and stopped talking.
But the others were in a commotion, and only one of them whispered, "Why did that guy pee on someone else's pants?"
and his voice was full of deliberately contrived surprise.
The other said in a deep and thoughtful tone, "As far as I can guess, it may be that the urine is missing." ” "But why did you pee?"
the man seemed even more surprised.
Plus incomprehensible.
"There's something in it, I guess," the musing voice said.
"Why," the surprised voice continued. , break the casserole and ask in the end.
"Well, one of them, if this girl suddenly remembered something when he was sleeping last night, and there was clearly no correct channel here, so he was very suffocated, and if he held it for a long time, he was prone to a deformity.
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"So it's so fart, but, why is the second thing?"
"As for the second, it's hard to say, well, some people, there is no proper amount for a long time, so what channel, they will use a very strange way, with a spear in hand, to charge into battle, with their own way, to sweep away the demons and after sweeping the demons, it is easy to have a weak period, well, this kind of weak period, basically will urinate" "Insightful, fart--suit" "Where, where" There was a bang, laughter everywhere, although they didn't dare to make it loud, but they also suddenly had some chaotic meaning, and many people were lying on the ground and laughing silently, trembling and spasming.
Chu Yang Gu Duxing and Ji Mo were relatively stunned: This is really a group of talents It seems that these guys are really suffocating, others have soaked in urine, and they have actually quoted scriptures and analyzed them for a long time, and started the class in a serious way Chu Yang stood up and gently put down the two corpses with Ji Mo.
Then Chu Yang was in front, and he actually walked out with a big sting, muttering in a low voice: "Fuck, look at my two trouser legs, banging, cold and swishing, what can I do to make you laugh so happily?"
As soon as he said this, there was more laughter, and a few people turned around: "That's the dung of the two of you."
These people turned around, but they only saw Chu Yang and the two of them in black, and they couldn't see their faces, and their faces were all strictly blocked by the two of them by trees, and some people even joked: "It's rare that the two of you have a deep relationship, and you can stand so close to each other when you pee."
As soon as he said this, laughter erupted.
Chu Yang had already approached the most marginal guy with a smile at this time, he walked and talked all the way, his voice was so vivid that no one even noticed that it was fake; No one noticed that he had deviated some way.
"Damn, next time Lao Tzu said that he wouldn't pee with him" Chu Yang laughed in a low voice, a little remorseful, a little embarrassed, and a little indignant, but the sword in his hand came out of his hand, and silently pierced it from under the ribs of the nearest guy, pierced through the heart, pierced the lungs, and firmly nailed his body to the ground.
This person was completely defenseless, and he thought that his comrades-in-arms would actually poison him, and one moment he was still gloating in a low manner, and the next moment there was a heart-piercing pain under his ribs, and he was about to cry out in pain, and then a strong vitality rushed into his body meridians, controlling his central nervous system, and then, his silent eyes bulged out and lost his breath.
Chu Yang smiled annoyedly, walked over and scolded with a smile: "Look at you guy, is it worth it for you to laugh when someone pees their pants?"
As he spoke, he laughed, smiling calmly and affectionately, but he secretly pulled out the sword that had just killed someone from his body and stuck it behind his thigh.
Then he shook his head and sighed and walked in the direction of the other person behind the rocks.
His steps were easy, and he landed heavily, as if he was walking in his own base camp.
Ji Mo followed behind him, only to feel his little heart pounding.
Mom, today I really saw what it means to kill people invisibly while talking and laughing.
The best thing is that before and after the killing, it is still a real ease, there is absolutely no reluctance, and there is absolutely no trace of murderous aura exposed The one behind the mountain stone was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt, and he was also the one who laughed the most.
Chu Yang scolded angrily: "Fuck, isn't it just such a little bullshit, look at you laughing like a sea seal, Lao Tzu's joke is so good-looking, today Lao Tzu has to teach you a lesson" Then suddenly there was a strong sound of skimming the air, and he rushed over blatantly.
To be continued: