What the little guy said is not wrong at all.
But is this something that a child who is not yet a year and a half years old can tell?
"Oh" Chu Yang covered his forehead, and he was truly defeated.
A one-year-old child who has ever seen that one is not a handful of and a handful of urine called grandma has to be called short, and a mother has to be called a brute with diapers in the crotch of his pants at any time, and if he is not careful, he will pee on you; If you are not happy, you can pull your pants on this age, and be able to call your relatives and elders clearly and fluently without admitting mistakes, it is already a surprise that everyone expected.
But this son of Chu Yang is obviously 108,000 miles further than the stage that this person knows well Directly to the point where he can discuss life with Chu Yang, talk about ideals, discuss and discuss the matter of picking up girls, Chu Yang feels that it is absolutely feasible.
Even, he felt that in front of this demonic son, it seemed absolutely feasible for him to discuss the overall situation of the world with him and talk about the situation of the Nine Heavens.
It has always been Chu Yang who shocked others, but this time, Chu Yuzuo was directly shocked and dizzy by his son, who met for the first time, one year and two months old, plus seven meat and eight vegetables.
Now, the little one is in his own arms, being held by himself; And he is calling himself in an old-fashioned manner: Lao Chu, do you understand Chu Yang said tangledly: "I don't understand how you said to let me understand my son, you are only one year and two months old" Tie Yang raised his little face: "Old Chu, in this world, there is a kind of person who is called a genius."
Chu Yang nodded like a chicken pecking rice this time.
It seems that his son is not a genius, and he really can't say it; But it's almost demonic who is already a genius.
"Son, what the hell are you, it won't be an old guy who was reborn" Chu Yang suddenly looked at this kid with a scrutiny, remembering what happened to him to be reborn, his heart became crooked, and he asked vigilantly.
"Even your head also knows rebirth" Tie Yang scoffed: "The old guy is attached to me, that is not called rebirth, but is called taking away, and the newborn child cannot be taken away; You know, if you do that, both souls will be wiped out."
Chu Yang scratched his head: "Then what's the matter with you?"
Tie Yang sighed deeply, and said faintly: "Old Chu, I can only say that this is a very wonderful thing.
Well, it's just that I've been reincarnated, but the true spirit that is lucky enough hasn't been extinguished, and some things haven't disappeared, but you can rest assured that I'm your son.
Otherwise, I wouldn't dare expose it in front of you like this."
"Why do you dare to expose me if I'm your father," Chu Yang wondered.
The little guy said in a deep voice: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it." ” "What do you call me" Chu Yang's eyebrows rose.
"Lao Chu can make me call an old man, you are already amazing."
The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a look of praise and recognition with a look of praise and recognition that I call you so, you should be glorious.
"Little bastard called Dad" Chu Yuzuo was called Lao Chu three times in a row, and now he has reacted, he is furious, and he roared angrily; Little bastard, you're still lawless Lao Chu, Lao Chu, is also fucking called by you Lao Tzu is actually glorious The little guy distorted his face in a very broken heart: "You want to scold me and beat me, that's your right, and I can't stop you from being the only pleasure of being a father, but you can't call me a little bastard."
I'm your son, and if I become a bastard, wouldn't you be?"
"Aren't I just going to beat your ass into eight petals" Before the words fell, Chu Yang angrily turned over his little body, and slapped his fat and tender little buttocks syllable "I don't say it, it's just," the little thing shut up very knowingly.
Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.
"Do you dare to call me Lao Chu" Chu Yang is majestic and murderous, showing the majesty of being a father.
But looking at the five red finger prints on the little thing's buttocks, I felt a little distressed; I comforted myself in my heart: This little bastard, such a demon, can hold on "You're miserable." was slapped, of course the little guy didn't cry, but just looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "I left a handprint on my buttocks, wait for my mother to come over, I took off my pants to show her, and then cried loudly, I'm not afraid to tell you, my tears are coming, I can definitely cry hoarsely" The little guy looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "Let's see who is uncomfortable then" Chu Yang was in a hurry and immediately retreated: "Ancestor, you are not my son, you are my ancestor." ” Tie Yang's little face was full of evil smiles: "Moreover, not only that, if it is the only one, wouldn't it be cheap for you If you want to establish a relationship, I can completely give you all the opportunities to destroy Jingguang, even if it is established by your rhetoric a little bit, but, with me, I promise, it will be wiped out immediately."
"With me here, you want to hug the beauty because of your slap," the little guy said hatefully.
"My ancestor" Chu Yang wanted to cry without tears.
Damn, other people's children are all fathers, and they love to beat and scold when they want to, and it's good for you to do this, but you actually threaten yourself in turn, is there any reason for this?
"Surrender no," the little guy looked at his dad playfully.
"Surrender."
Chu Yang hung his head.
"Do you think that your fluttering and unconvincing surrender will be able to make my slap print disappear" The little guy has to be unforgiving: "I think it's beautiful" "What the hell are you going to do before you are willing to give up" Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked through gritted teeth.
"Two conditions.
As long as you promise me, I will not only listen to you and change my name to Dad from now on, but also be responsible for helping you catch up with my mother, well, that is, your wife" The little guy stretched out two white and tender fingers and dangled in front of Chu Yang.
Looking at the two fingers dangling in front of him, Chu Yuzuo was really in a complicated mood, as if he had knocked over the five-flavor bottle, and the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty sourness came up at the same time, and he actually wanted to cry for a while.
If the brothers knew that they had been treated to such a point by a one-year-old baby, Gu Duxing and Dong Wuxian would probably only laugh at an internal injury; But those people who are enemies of Ji Mo Luo are absolutely going to laugh to death Especially Rui Butong, who can definitely laugh at his own cultivation, has risen sharply, and there is no doubt that it has risen several times "What conditions" Chu Yang was in a dry mood and put up a white flag.
Damn, I'll fix you in the future You and I are old celery sellers, and I can't hold your handful of coriander "The first question, it's no problem for me to choose my own name" Tie Yang pouted: "Like now, Tie Yang Tie Yang, it's hard to hear to death, no matter how tall a poplar tree is, it's still a poplar tree, it's just a pile of chopping wood, my mother's level of naming is really rotten."
Chu Yang's slap was a little itchy, and he forcibly controlled his urge to slap him, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "You can discuss." ” "Although my mother is here to miss you, you can't joke with my name."
The little guy stretched out his legs comfortably, and the calves that were fat like lotus roots, which were several knots, stretched out tenderly, and nodded Chu Yang's chin with his big toes: "The name is very important, it is related to the future of a lifetime, it is better to be domineering." ” "Be domineering" Chu Yang was stunned and said: "Then how about you call Chu Batian?"
"Vulgar and vulgar is unbearable" The little guy was furious: "Then it is better to ask Chu to eat the sky, what is the tyranny, I even eat the sky." ” "Then you will be called Chu Yutian," Chu Yang clapped.
"No," the little guy was completely speechless: "It's not like you climb along the pole" "It's decided" Chu Yang said undoubtedly: "The little name is called Dogan" "I protest" the little guy kicked his leg.
"Protest is invalid," Chu Yang snorted.
The little guy rolled his eyes: "But my mother called Tie to make up the sky, I can't be as heavy as her, besides, she makes up the sky, I eat the sky and do it, this is a crime of unfilial piety." ” "Then you will be called Chu to eat the land."
Chu Yang has already had a countermeasure.
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Little bastard, you still know the crime of unfilial piety: "Chu eats shit and is the most domineering, and there is absolutely no duplicate name" "Woooooo "Then what do you want to call it," Chu Yang asked humbly.
"I like madness, so I'm called Chu madness" The little guy obviously found that this guy in front of him was very difficult to deal with, and adopted a tone of discussion.
"Chu Mad" Chu Yang said: "There is less charm." ” The little guy of the "Chu madman" persevered and tirelessly discussed: "Either it's a Chu madman" Chu Yang was dizzy.
It's all a mess of names How did this guy come up with it "That's it, choose one of the two."
The little guy compared it and said, "That's it, I'll be called Chu Madman."
Regarding the matter of changing the name, after you get my mother and your wife, you go and tell her, just say that you want it, and you must settle it. ” Three times five divided by two, a decision has already been made I just said that I could choose one of the two, but now I don't even have the opportunity to choose one of the two.
Chu Yang, the father, stared at him, and even the right to participate was deprived.
The breath-holding at this moment is really extraordinary; Whew, panting: "I'll fuck your mother, you little bastard, it's unbearable for me" The little guy snorted and tilted his head disdainfully: "If you don't have me." ” Chu Yang was immediately carried away by the anger, and said angrily: "You know that a fart was fucked at that time" "Fucked" the little guy looked at his father with a stunned expression, and suddenly opened his mouth and laughed.
God knows, a one-year-old little doll, with a very collapsed expression, very stunned eyes, very bold laughter, this is what kind of scene it is.
The black line on Chu Yang's face.
Hurriedly changed the subject: "Why do you have to be called Chu Madman?"
The little guy took a breath, and said leisurely in a very deep and pretending tone: "I am a Chu madman, Feng Ge laughed at Kongqiu."
Holding a green jade staff, farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower" To be continued: