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Li Xiaomin was sitting in his cabin and yawning boredly.Now You'er, the two daughters of Wind and Frost, and the three hundred ghost guards are not by their side, according to Aunt Feng, they have received unimaginably large spiritual powers, so in the future, the main task is to refine these spiritual powers.And this will take a long time, maybe a year.In between, they can't fight a strong enemy, and even if they do, they can't exert much power.Li Xiaomin lamented in his heart, which means that he still has to stay in the palace for a year and be a little eunuch for a year.And his plan to become emperor has to wait until a year later to have no hope.But he doesn't care too much, now he is doing well in the palace, with food and clothing, and a few beautiful women to accompany him, which is much better than the miserable situation of being lonely in his previous life.Besides, even if he had three hundred ghost guards in his hands, he couldn't rely on these ghosts to control the world.Even if the three hundred ghost guards were mighty, fighting to kill the army of Jinling City, other cities in the Southern Tang Dynasty would definitely not listen to him, but they were afraid that all the Taishou would set themselves up as kings.Does he want to take three hundred ghost guards to kill from east to west, and then watch the cities he occupies rebel again, and if he wants to control the territory, he still has to rely on an army composed of humans.Li Xiaomin is now preparing for this matter, but the issue of military spending is really a headache for him.Although the two gang leaders of the underworld promised to pay some in advance, this was not a long-term solution after all, if they found that he had not been able to come up with the money, they were afraid that they would become suspicious, and the first volunteer army they established would probably disintegrate.Concubine Chen treated him well, and promised to give him her private money and let him use it for business.However, although her family is rich and has a lot of private money, it is too difficult to support an army.If he used the money to do business, Li Xiaomin couldn't think of what business to do for a while.At this time, he couldn't help but secretly regret that he was too careless to watch the alternate history, and only paid attention to the plot inside, and didn't learn how to make money in it at all.If we had worked hard to study alternate history like a textbook, we would not have been so embarrassed now.He desperately recalled, remembering that a brother who returned to the Northern Song Dynasty used his own urine to distill and refine it, produced white phosphorus, and sold matches to make money; Another brother returned to the Three Kingdoms to distill liquor and produce highly concentrated spirits, becoming the broadest liquor merchant of our time; However, this requires distillation technology, and Li Xiaomin, who has returned all the chemical knowledge he has learned to the teacher, has long forgotten what distillation means.What else is glass manufacturing, steel and iron making, for Li Xiaomin, who had a good chemistry score back then, it is as difficult as recalling the book of heaven now.China's education system only trains students' problem-solving skills, so that they can make inexplicable problems one after another, and it has no meaning at all in terms of practicality.Thinking of this, Li Xiaomin couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, the overhead he had seen in the past turned out to be the product of the author's fantasy of the sky, from the 21st century to catch a person to ancient times, unless he is an expert, otherwise an ordinary person will not train himself in advance to become a genius scientist living in ancient times.If you really want to go to ancient times, I'm afraid that it will be a big problem for the protagonists in those to survive and not starve to death.Think about the plots in those books, they are all exaggerated, usually a person, back to ancient times, will make guns and cannons, improve the weaving process, and make clocks and glass, and Li Xiaomin doesn't remember how to turn the molecular structure of sand into the molecular structure of glass, even if it is a clock, except that there are gears in it and a scale thallium hanging underneath, he doesn't know much about it.And the protagonists in those books not only understand these scientific knowledge that are not used in daily life, but also even the most jerky ancient scriptures and the history of various dynasties in the world are memorized. ”Li Xiaomin sighed secretly, he was having a headache for money, and suddenly heard a pleasant female voice shouting outside the door: "Father-in-law Xiaominzi, are you in the house" Li Xiaomin stood up and pushed the door out, but saw a court lady with two palace maids, standing in front of the door, holding a bright yellow scroll in her hand.The female official was born very beautiful, with eyebrows and eyes, bright and glamorous appearance, tall figure, crisp breasts and towering breasts, quite the charm of a mature woman, and the two palace maids behind her were both sixteen or seventeen years old, and their appearance was also quite beautiful.Li Xiaomin walked out of the house, saw these three beauties, couldn't help but light up, bowed down, smiled and asked: "This sister, I don't know what to find me" The female official is about thirty years old, and she is still beautiful, but she also deserves the title of his "sister".What's more, Li Xiaomin was fantasizing about Qin Guifei's mature and sexy figure in the house, and when he saw the maturity of this palace beauty, he couldn't help but rise in anger, so he tried to get closer to the relationship in terms of title.Hearing him say this, the female official smiled, her eyes wandered, and she said softly: "People say that Xiaominzi's father-in-law is young and promising, handsome, and he broke into the ghost palace with his own strength, took out the Hades Pearl, and saved the life of Princess Changping."

When I saw it today, it really deserved its name," Li Xiaomin couldn't help but be secretly proud when he heard it.Since breaking into the ghost palace, the palace has been full of people, and it has long been rumored that there is such a young hero in the palace, who dares to go to the ghost residence that is terrifying and kills countless people.It was Concubine Chen and Concubine Yun's palace maids, who were full of admiration when they saw him, trembling, and didn't dare to talk to him.Now listening to the face-to-face praise of this beauty, Li Xiaomin was refreshed in his heart, and said modestly: "Sister has won the award, this is all thanks to the master Hongfu, I am just lucky."

May I ask my sister's surname Gao's name" The female official covered her mouth and smiled: "Xiaominzi's father-in-law is really smart, and he knows my surname Gao as soon as we meet."

You don't need to guess my name, just call me Gao Su'e. ”Li Xiaomin looked up at her, and said secretly in his heart: "Sure enough, she is tall enough, so much taller than me, it seems to be similar to Qin Guifei's figure, they are all so hot and attractive." ”He smiled and said: "It turned out to be Sister Su'e, the younger brother has a courteous sister here, and don't call my father-in-law the eldest and the shortest, the younger brother is still young, the sister will call me the little brother" Gao Su'e also knows his recent heroic deeds, and he has been appreciated by Qin Guifei, and the future will soar, and the future is unlimited, that is, it is not impossible to be the chief eunuch of the palace who holds great power and is admired by everyone, so he is very happy to get close to him, and he took his hand at the moment, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaominzi, my sister and you fell in love at first sight, and I saw you today, What a pleasure. ”Li Xiaomin was also happy in his heart, feeling that her hands were soft and slippery, and couldn't help but lightly circle her palms, carefully teasing her.The female official Jiaojiao laughed a few times, and was itchy by this handsome little eunuch, so she hurriedly withdrew her hand, her eyes were full of anticipation, and her face swirled, and she reluctantly withdrew her gaze for a long time, coughed lightly, and said: "Brother Xiaominzi, my sister is here this time to have something to do."

Xiao Minzi received the decree" Li Xiaomin had to kneel down and listen to her read the holy decree.He knelt around in the palace, and he had already knelt numb.Anyway, they are all facing beautiful women, and there is nothing to lose from kneeling beauties, as long as they can get it back in the future.Concubine Yun had already heard a voice outside, came out to take a look, and saw that a female official came to read the holy decree, and hurriedly led the palace maids to kneel, bowed their heads to the ground, and their hearts jumped involuntarily, for fear that the emperor would find out that Xiao Minzi was a fake eunuch and send someone to arrest him, so that his life would be difficult to protect The female official unfolded the bright yellow scroll, and read out loudly: "Fengtian carrier, the emperor's edict said: Li Xiaomin, the servant in the palace, is loyal, courageous, and does not hesitate to risk his life, the savior is in the midst of fire and water, sacrifices his life to repel evil spirits, and keeps the palace safe, Hereby give the rank of six grades, in order to show his merits, and his position as the head of the imperial dining room, "Li Xiaomin kowtowed to her a few times, and said secretly in his heart: "I am kowtowing to a beautiful woman, not to the holy decree of the eunuch emperor" Standing up, Li Xiaomin took the holy decree from Gao Su'e's hand and pinched it lightly on her jade wrist.Anyway, with his hot fortune in the palace now, even if he flirts with a few female officials and palace maids, no one dares to say anything, not to mention that Gao Su'e has wonderful eyes, and has been looking at herself with a smile, as if she is quite interested in herself.Gao Su'e was disturbed by him, and her towering breasts rose and fell slightly.Although she is already a mature woman, she has never tasted this kind of taste, her face is slightly red, and she smiled and concealed it: "Brother Xiaominzi, the concubine Niangniang gave you a residence, not far from the palace of the concubine Niangniang, sister, I will take you to take a look, okay" Li Xiaomin nodded hurriedly and said with a smile: "So, there is Sister Lao" Concubine Yun, who was lying on the ground, raised her head in surprise, looking at the smiling little eunuch, her heart was confused.She thought that this time Xiao Minzi would be arrested and executed by Ling Chi, and maybe she would be killed, but who knew that the emperor repaid his grievances with virtue, and even sealed him as the steward and eunuch of the sixth grade, and his status was not much lower than herself.In terms of authority, I am afraid that the people in the palace are willing to please this upright steward eunuch, rather than myself, an outdated palace concubine, I can't help but feel a taste in my heart, I can't imagine that this dog eunuch who was punched and kicked by himself all day long in the past can climb higher than himself.Xiao Minzi went back to the house and took a few things casually, and said goodbye to Concubine Yun and the palace maids with a smile.The palace maids hurriedly returned the salute and congratulated Xiaominzi's father-in-law on his promotion, hoping to get more care from Xiaominzi's father-in-law in the future.Li Xiaomin agreed with a smile one by one, seeing that he was leaving, Concubine Yun secretly breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that from now on she could leave the abuse of this insidious little eunuch and live a peaceful life.Reluctantly returned the salute to him, secretly hoping that when he arrived at his new residence, he would completely forget about himself and stop torturing himself again.Li Xiaomin looked up at Concubine Yun's beautiful face that was slightly haggard due to excessive indulgence, smiled slightly, fell to the ground, and said softly: "Please Niangniang have a good rest for a few days, once the villain is free, he will often come back to visit Niangniang" Concubine Yun was dizzy by this cruel sentence, and almost fell to the ground.It took a while to come back to his senses, but he saw that Xiao Minzi had already followed Gao Su'e and the others away.Thinking of her miserable life in the future, Concubine Yun couldn't help but sit down on the ground, her pomegranate skirt was scattered all over the ground, and she hid her face and cried bitterly.