Li Xiaomin stood on the edge of the pit, looking at the corpse of the bull demon and pondering.I don't know what kind of monster that king is, but he can make this cow also make a righteous act of chewing his tongue and killing himself.The roar outside the city interrupted his thoughts, and he turned to look out of the city, only to see that the herd of cattle had gone berserk and rushed madly towards the city, all with swords in their hands, as if they wanted to slaughter the city to avenge the main cattle.Seeing that the situation was not good, the soldiers defending the city hurriedly pulled up the drawbridge.Most of the cattle rushed into the moat, and the sound of plopping was incessant.Stirred by the cold water, the cattle came to their senses, mooed and whispered, floated in the water, and were swept downstream by the river.The other cows stopped by the moat and raised their hands to the city and cursed.It's just that the scolding words are all cow words, and the moo sound makes the soldiers in the city inexplicable, but they are also secretly frightened.There are even more cattle who are inexplicable and inexplicable, shedding tears of grief, carrying the giant tree to the river, putting it down, working together to build a pontoon bridge, vowing to rush into the city, slaughtering the city and hating the soldiers who defend the city are all terrified, but they are bound to the order just given by the Chinese book order, and they can't release arrows.Li Xiaomin shook his head and smiled bitterly, walked slowly to the city gate, and shouted: "Put down the drawbridge" He went out of the city alone, and he was helpless.These more than 1,000 cows are the foundation of the nearby farmers' farm work, if they don't have them, do they really want their own ghosts to help people pull plows and plough the land, so these cattle not only can't be killed, but also have to be rescued well, and they must not be injured.The cattle saw the suspension bridge put down, stunned for a moment, and then saw a teenager slowly walking across the suspension bridge, and couldn't help roaring loudly, knowing that this was the culprit who killed the main cow in the city Just now the main cow broke off their spiritual connection, all the cows know, although they don't know how the main cow died, but was introduced into the city by this young man and died, it is already undoubted Looking at the group of cows waving knives and roaring angrily, Li Xiaomin jumped up, flipped a somersault in the air lightly, and his toes lightly touched the top of a cow's head, and jumped out with strength, Floating down to the moat, the girl who saw the city boldly came down to watch the battle, all of them had a light in their eyes, and praised him for his wonderful posture.Standing by the moat, Li Xiaomin took off his cloak casually, watched the cattle kill violently, smiled slightly, and the big red cloak in his hand swayed gently, dangling in front of the herd.Receiving such a provocation, the fire of reason that the cattle did not have much was completely burned out, and they all bowed down, fell on all fours, roared angrily and rushed towards the murderous mantle, and the young man flew up, and on the head of the herd, he soared into the sky, and refused to land for a long time.Hearing only the noise at his feet, there was a tumultuous sound, and the cattle fell into the water and were swept downstream by the river.In the direction of the downstream, a group of soldiers, holding poles in their hands, lassoed the heads of cattle in the river and pulled them ashore.These people, however, were ordered by Li Xiaomin to bypass another city gate and prepare to catch cattle.Now the cattle have been awakened by the cold water, and under the custody of the soldiers, they are shivering with cold, and they do not know what is happening.When Li Xiaomin fell to the ground, he saw another large herd of cattle rushing fiercely, and he jumped into the sky again, and then fell, and then rushed up, and then fell, and then fell again, back and forth many times, and finally succeeded in deceiving the thousand cows into the water.After doing so much heavy work, Li Xiaomin was so tired that he almost foamed at the mouth, and lamented in his heart: "Alas, I have to sleep with the queen and princess at night, deal with government affairs during the day, and come to perform bullfighting to show the people what Chinese book order, I am the most bitter and tired slave in the Southern Tang Dynasty" He casually dropped his cloak and walked slowly towards the city, while maintaining his demeanor, waving his hand, and greeting the people who applauded and cheered around.The girls on the embroidered floor and on the ground, their eyes are all shining with starlight, looking at this handsome and dashing Chinese book Ling Lord, their hearts are pounding, and there is a great way to marry a non-king.But when he thought that his body had been injured by a sharp blade and could not be regarded as a complete man, he couldn't help but let these girls feel the pain and pain he had lost, and empathize with the strong physical and mental pain he had lost, but there were also some strong girls, with firm eyes, looking at Li Xiaomin infatuatedly, and secretly swore in his heart that he would definitely help this hard-working heroic boy in this life, and the shadow that came out of it was to use his life to serve him and accompany him, and he was also willing to look at the girls' eyes like lustful, Li Xiaomin beat the drum in his heart, But he still tried to smile on his face, maintained the majesty of Lord Zhongshuling, got on the horse, and walked away.As soon as he walked away, most of the infatuated girls were still looking at his departing figure infatuatedly, and there were more sober infatuated girls rushed out of the city gate, grabbed the red cloak he threw on the ground, grabbed it with all his might, sneered for a while, and tore the good cloak into pieces, which became the treasure treasured by many girls in their lives.And the traditional program of bullfighting, also began to spread from Jinling City, and carried forward in all parts of the Tang Dynasty, I don't know how many boys, after seeing the heroic posture of the Chinese book Ling, made a vow, must become a brave and fearless bullfighter Since then, Jinling has become the hometown of the bullfighter, countless heroic bullfighters, growing up from this land, with eternal respect for the Chinese book Ling, without hesitation to devote themselves to the ranks of the heroes of bullfighting.And the hero in the minds of all of them is the heroic and fearless Tang Zhongshu Ling Annan Hou Li Xiaomin late at night, outside the bedroom of Empress Zhou, a black shadow flashed and disappeared.His figure flashed into the dormitory like a ghost, and walked in front of several palace maids, who saw him and hurriedly knelt down and bowed, not daring to stop his steps.Crossing the long corridor, the figure slowly approached Queen Zhou's bedroom, stretched out his hand, and gently pushed open the bedroom door.Sleeping in the bedroom, there was a little palace maid, with her sleepy eyes open, and was about to get up to light the lamp to watch, but was held down by the black shadow, and said something in her ear, and the little palace maid immediately shivered and hid out, not daring to stay in the bedroom.When she went out, she closed the door, and the bedroom was once again plunged into darkness.The black shadow slowly approached the phoenix couch, lowered his head, looked at the sleeping beauty on the bed, and let out a low laugh.The beauty sleeping on the bed, delicate and beautiful, but extremely noble, is the queen mother of the Tang Dynasty, covered with a brocade quilt at this time, and is sweetly immersed in sleep.The black shadow quietly lifted the brocade quilt, stretched out his magic hand, gently stroked Queen Zhou's snow-white and pink thighs, carefully untied her small clothes, and took off her pink profane pants, exposing the most secret forbidden place of Queen Tang to him.Lowering his head, quietly admiring the wonderful black shadow of Queen Zhou, he reached out and gently untied his belt on his body, his clothes were like butterflies, fluttering to the ground, and in a short time, he had taken off cleanly.His body slowly climbed onto the bed, pressed against Queen Zhou without any scruples, carefully aimed at her warm jade body, smiled, and became one with her.After a while, Queen Zhou woke up and found that there was already one more person on her body, and she couldn't help but be stunned; But from the frequency of that person's movements and the familiar posture, Queen Zhou knew that he was the person she was most familiar with, so she had to sigh lightly and let him dance.On the table on the other side of the bed, a lamp suddenly turned on, and a delicate girl wearing only underwear sat on the bed, holding a fire fold in her hand, and looked at her queen mother in surprise.Looking at such an astonishing scene, the girl muttered in disbelief: "What are you doing" Hearing this, Queen Zhou's delicate body couldn't help but tremble violently, closed her eyes, tears rolled down in shame, and she didn't dare to look at her young daughter.Princess Anping glared at him, and when she saw that they didn't speak, she crawled over from the bed, grabbed the man's arm, twisted it hard, and reprimanded: "Bad eunuch, I ask you, what are you doing to my mother, why does she seem to be in pain" Hearing her daughter's innocent question, Queen Zhou closed her eyes in real pain, full of shame and fear, for fear that after being caught and raped by her daughter on the spot, it would lead to some terrible consequences.I didn't dare to answer her question.Li Xiaomin was down-and-out and generous, and while struggling to sprint in the body of the queen mother and phoenix, he replied breathlessly: "Returning to Her Royal Highness the Princess, we are here" Hearing this categorical answer, Queen Zhou groaned in pain, buried her face in the brocade quilt, and was already shameless to see her daughter again.Princess Anping was puzzled, and said: "What does this mean" Li Xiaomin patiently explained: "It's a matter of men and women, men and women do this kind of thing, they will give birth to babies" Princess Anping was slightly stunned, and suddenly said angrily: "Okay, you bad thing, you dare to do this kind of thing with my mother, see if I don't arrest you to the internal affairs room, beat you to death with a stick" She turned her head and angrily asked Queen Zhou: "Queen Mother, you are the golden body of golden branches and jade leaves, why do you want to do this kind of thing with this lowly bad eunuch."
Queen Zhou was so ashamed that she couldn't cry, but she still had to bear Li Xiaomin's violent impact, pain and happiness hit at the same time, so she could hardly stand it, but she could only bury her head and cry.Li Xiaomin sighed with sadness on his face: "Your Royal Highness Princess, don't blame us, blame that hateful demon girl, she set a spell to make you like to eat me; also let Niangniang also like to eat, this is not right, in addition, her spell also makes me like to come and Niangniang, this is also not right, Weichen understands in his heart, but the spell is cast on the body, we want to resist, but we can't resist it" Princess Anping was stunned, remembering that when she was in the cave, she really saw that huge beauty cast a spell, and let the queen mother and Li Xiaomin do that kind of thing, and now what they do is actually the same as the original thing, but they change their posture.Above the palace hall, Empress Zhou sat weakly behind the beaded curtain, trying to maintain her majesty, raising her eyes to stare at the ministers below.The ministers didn't notice the abnormality of Queen Zhou, but they just wondered how she said less today, but they didn't dare to look up and take a closer look, just played political affairs one by one.But the true situation of Empress Zhou can't hide it from Li Xiaomin, an important minister of the Tang Dynasty.With a solemn expression on his face, he looked at Queen Zhou above, but there was a strange light flashing in his eyes, and he saw Queen Zhou shy, thinking of the absurdity of last night, and couldn't help but blush his cheeks with shame.After everyone finished playing, Li Xiaomin smiled slightly, and said with a wat playing: "Qi Niangniang, those cows went crazy yesterday, and now they are better, but they should not be taken lightly, please Niangniang issued an order to all farmers near Jinling to close the cattle well, and pay attention to them from time to time, and not take them lightly." ”While speaking, he thought crankily in his heart: "Mad cow said that mad cow disease is passed down from here, that's interesting, go back and get some mad beef to resell to Beizhao, make them a guy, and then let them want to come to fight the Tang Dynasty all day long" Queen Zhou nodded and said: "Quasi-play" Li Xiaomin played again: "Enke's matter, it is advisable to slow down a little."
It's just that we are now in an eventful season, and evil is rampant, so Enke can let it go for the time being, so as not to be taken advantage of by evil and cause trouble. ”Empress Zhou nodded and said: "Quasi-playing" Li Xiaomin played a few more things, and Queen Zhou said this sentence, which made the ministers also strange.Li Xiaomin laughed secretly in his belly, he worked hard all night last night, making Queen Zhou's breath dying, and now he is just barely getting up, sitting there may have fallen asleep from exhaustion.can try to say these two words, and she is relatively sober.Since you are a mistress, you always have to maintain the dignity of your mistress, of course, this does not include when you are in bed.Li Xiaomin raised his head and looked at the big eunuch standing in front of the steps, the eunuch who was originally his confidant, seeing the chief of the inner palace, nodded knowingly, and shouted: "Retreat from the court" The officials came down to the palace, greeted Li Xiaomin deeply, and left one by one.Just because Li Xiaomin lived in the palace, he didn't have to leave in a hurry, so he sent off the officials and paced back and forth in the political hall on the side of the main hall, thinking about his thoughts.He put his hands behind his back, walked around, and muttered in his heart: "This time a few monsters, are tigers, rats, and cows, well, no, it should be a rat, a cow and a tiger to be counted like this, and the next one should be a rabbit" He raised his head and ordered the little officials standing on the side: "Pass my order, every village and village must send people to sweep the fields, kill all the mice and rabbits, if there are rabbits, you must also kill all the rabbits, tell them, if you don't kill these two things, he will make trouble again, Maybe they will slaughter the village and destroy the door" The little official hurriedly bowed down, wrote down the threatening words, and prepared to convey them.Li Xiaomin said again: "The various armies stationed near Jinling, take turns to go out hunting, pay attention to hunting more hares, and when the time comes, you will be rewarded for meritorious deeds, and those who kill more hares can make more notes in the merit book" He waved his hand, signaled the little official to go down, and sneered in his heart: "Rat, cow, tiger, rabbit, the next one to send rabbits, what is the great thing that even the powerful tiger and bull have been defeated, and the rats who rely on more to win and engage in rat sea tactics have completely disappeared in Jinling, what can the rabbit rely on Or think about the next one, count, the next one should be" His face changed suddenly, and he muttered: "Dragon" The worried thought quickly rose in his heart: "If it is a dragon, then it will be troublesome to a phantom dragon last time, and it made me anxious, and I have not completely controlled the phantom dragon yet; If there is another real dragon, how to deal with it" He looked back to the sky, frowned and muttered: "The soldiers will come to block, and the water will come to cover the earth for today's plan, and the only way to help the Shui Rou Heavenly Maiden obtain the true yang, according to the words that the Erotic Heavenly Maiden promised to help me, if they come out, they may be able to help me block it for a while" In the next few days, Li Xiaomin stayed in the palace of Queen Zhou every day, and had fun with her wantonly, and sometimes pulled a few beautiful palace maids to help the fun.Although Queen Zhou was shy at first, after a long time, she got used to it, and she didn't care about the help of the palace maids.In order to release the erotic goddess as soon as possible and let himself fight with a few more helpers, Li Xiaomin had to stay in Queen Zhou's bedroom every day, and kept having fun with the queen mother to help her daughter obtain true yang.For this reason, he handed over all state affairs to his ghosts, anyway, there are so many administrative ghosts in it, just grab a few and you can deal with the state affairs of the Southern Tang Dynasty.Although Li Xiaomin is very cool every day, he also pays attention to his body, pays attention to the combination of work and rest, and eats as much as possible when eating to ensure the nutrition required by the body.Sometimes, he got up from Queen Zhou's bed, and he didn't wear clothes, he just sat at the table on the side, and he didn't move his hands, and naturally there were beautiful girls around him who picked up chickens, ducks, and fish meat and fed him food.While eating, Li Xiaomin enjoyed Princess Anping's well-behaved sucking with her small mouth, and was still thinking in her heart: "Hmph, I eat so many delicious things, it's just so much chicken, duck and fish meat for her, all of which are protein, and they are quickly converted into high protein in my body, and they all let her eat it" In such a white and black, overtime, and hard work, finally one day, Li Xiaomin was sitting on a chair enjoying Princess Anping's kneeling service, and suddenly his ears came with the happy voice of the erotic goddess: "Good brother, Okay, I can already feel that the true yang accumulated in that girl's body is enough Now, you just need to bring her over and give it to Sister Shui, and that's it."