"I'm rubbing, the coast guard" "Paralyzed, are these coast guards targeting Lao Tzu to check my post all day long.""
Hide and go back to the cabin, or you won't be able to tell," the captain and the crew were a little flustered."
We are the Russian Coast Guard, please turn off the fire and wait for inspectionWe are the Russian Coast Guard, please turn off the fire and wait for inspection" "We are the Russian Coast Guard, please turn off the fire and wait for inspectionWe are the Russian Coast Guard, please put off the fire and wait for inspection" The radio of the coast guard kept sounding, urging the captain to stop the ship."
Don't panic, just stop the boat."
Yi Tian said very calmly: "If we break in, we will only encounter their artillery attack." ”"Fellow, listen to the boss," Kividoski said in response."
Well, that's up to you."
The captain is also very helpless, he has been arrested by the coast guard many times, so this time he wants to fight with the coast guard, but he has weapons hidden on his ship, as well as weapons and rockets with weapons of great destruction."
Okay, just leave it to me, I'm from Huaxia, I believe the coast guard won't do anything to me," Yi Tian said in response."
Okay," the captain could only listen to Yi Tian's words.Yi Tian ordered people to hold the boat down and turn on the lights to cooperate with the coast guard's inspection.After a while, seven Russian coast guards, plus an officer, came up from the destroyer, all armed with assault rifles."
Hello officers."
Yi Tian stepped forward with a smile and communicated with them in Russian."
Who's the captain here," the coast guard officer said inquiringly."
I'm the captain officer."
Yi Tian said in response."
Aren't you from Huaxia?"
"Officer Hui, yes." ”"Are you sure you're the captain of this ship?"
"Yes, I've just coiled this boat for a few days. ”"What about the captain of this ship?"
"Helping me work on my ship, this is the former captain." ”"Hehe, hello officer, we meet again."
The captain said with a big smile."
Why did you turn the boat to him," the officer responded."
Back to the officer, there is no way to do it if I am short of money, otherwise I would not have worked on this boat, life is helpless, officer," the captain said with a bitter expression."
What are you cooking?"
the officer glanced at the large basin, which seemed to look delicious."
Officer Hui, this is our Chinese dish, seafood and cabbage soup, it tastes very delicious" Yi Tian responded and said: "Although do you want to taste it" "Let's have a bowl." ”The officer said unceremoniously."
Come on, give the officer a bowl to warm up."
Yi Tian instructed the others."
Yes, Captain."
Kividoski quickly went to fetch a bowl of seafood soup for the Coast Guard officer and said, "Officer please." ”The coast guard officer took the seafood soup and tasted it directly, his eyes widened, he didn't expect the Chinese people's cooking skills to be really good, the taste was delicious, there was no fishy taste at all, it was delicious Yi Tianzheng wanted to say that he would serve a bowl to others, but the coast guard officer said directly: "You have seriously smuggled Chinese dishes, I will take this pot of things, you two take things away" "Yes yes, the officer is right, I made a mistake and should be punished" Yi Tian knew that the coast guard officer was staring at the half plate of seafood and cabbage soup, so he said: "Officer, These cabbages are also smuggled, you can take them together, and so are these seafoods. ”The coast guard officer understood Yi Tian's meaning in seconds, and then asked in a low voice: "How do you get this thing?"
"Officer, you only need to wash the cabbage, chop it with a saber and throw it in, and the seafood is also put in, remember to add fire" Yi Tian said with a smug smile: "Remember to put some salt, otherwise it will be very light." ”"Understood."
The coast guard officer responded: "You have made a serious mistake, but you are a first-time offender, this time I will take away your smuggling, if there is such smuggling in the future, we will still not show you mercy" "Yes, officer, I know that I was wrong, I will sincerely repent" Yi Tiandi bowed his head and said apologetically."
If you know your mistakes, you can change them, and you can be good" The coast guard officer finally gave Yi Tian and said: "Close" "Yes, sir." ”The other coast guards saw the seafood soup carried by their comrades, and the coast guards quickly left.They carried away half a plate of seafood soup, returned to the destroyer and began to heat it, and according to what Yi Tian said, they washed the Chinese cabbage, and then put the seafood in it and cooked it together, and after ten minutes, they began to drink and eat it at the same time, and they were very happy to eat it, because it was delicious.Everyone on the boat breathed a sigh of relief, but they didn't expect that a pot of Huaxia dishes could get the patrolling coast guard to do it, which shows that Huaxia has nothing to do with the temptation index to soar.Most of the people in the world want to come to China to taste the food, but our own people go to eat others, to promote other people's food culture, and do so harmful things to the health of Chinese people in food, is it like this?
”Kividowski said, looking at the two stoves."
I'm still thinking about the soup, it's good to survive."
Yi Tian said with a smile."
Is it that serious," Kividoski asked curiously."
Of course, the coast guard's water cannons are already waiting outside, and there are howitzers aimed at here, and if we resist, the ship will be blown up into pieces of paper immediately, and if that happens, we will only have to drink seawater."
Yi Tian said with a smile."
Boss, thank you very much, you teach us how to make a dish just now, and when we encounter this situation, we can also use a pot of soup to buy the coast guard."
The captain didn't expect that a pot of seafood soup could return the coast guard, which was really amazing, so he also wanted to learn, and learned that he could bribe the coast guard next time, so he didn't have to pay so much money to solve the problem."
You all saw this just now, in fact, it can be made more delicious, but there are no ingredients here" Yi Tian smiled and said: "You go over the wall to the Huaxia website to see, what kind of food, how to do it, you can learn slowly, maybe you can become a representative of Chinese food culture in the future." ”Sure enough, a few years later, the captain really became a promoter of Chinese food culture, and often brought Russian delegations to China to visit, exchange and learn, and promote the friendly development of the two cultures.Of course, these were years later, and they also completely changed the captain's life, and Yi Tian and they continued to sail, daring to reach the coastline before dawn.