"The soup is yours, and the hair is definitely your employee.""
Okay, this gentleman's question is very good, I'll answer it for you now, whose hair is it."
Yi Tian instantly turned into a detective and said: "This hair is obviously yellow hair, and the soup is boiled today, our employees are all black hair, don't believe it, I can let my employees stand in a row and show you carefully." ”Papapa, Yi Tian clapped his hands.The beautiful female employees all stood in a row and untied their black hair.It's so beautiful, it's a beauty contest.What's the matter, don't you let you look at your hair, why do you look at your long legs and breasts, oh my God, those onlookers quickly put away their little eyes, and then they all nodded and said, "It's indeed black hair." ”"Okay, you said this hair isn't your employee, so whose is it?"
Tessie said in direct response."
Okay, now I'll unravel the answer and tell you whose hair it is, it's the hair of the woman you slept with last night, I think you should have spent one or two thousand dollars to find the woman on the street," Yi Tian said with a smug smile."
You nonsense, how could I do that kind of thing" Tessie was almost in a hurry, he did spend more than a thousand yuan on a Yanma last night, to be honest, the woman's real sass, but let him linger, planning to pit this restaurant for a while, continue to find the Yanma to vent.Wait a minute, how does this guy know that he is looking for a woman, "Don't look at me with suspicion, you still have the hair of the woman you prostituted last night, everyone look here, here's one, here's one, see if it's exactly the same as the hair in the soup" Yi Tian pointed to the hair on Tessie's body in two places and said."
It's really true" "Yes, this person is so shameless, he actually went to prostitute last night" "That's it, he still wants to pit Chinese delicious restaurants, this is simply a despicable villain." ”The onlookers all pointed at Tessie, thinking that this person's behavior was so disgusting that he was simply a scoundrel."
That's right, I'm going to prostitute myself, how about I'm lustful and lewd But how do you know that I went to find a woman, and it cost one or two thousand yuan" Since Taixi lost, he also had to pull Yi Tian into the water, he felt that Yi Tian must be an old driver, otherwise he would not know the price, let alone know that he was looking for it on the street.At this time, everyone's eyes fell on Yi Tian.Everyone thinks it's incredible, a big boss goes to find a young lady and looks very handsome, and has a temperament, it's impossible, besides, he is the owner of the restaurant, there are so many beauties in the restaurant, as long as he casually uncovers the rules of one or two people, there is no need to go to the young lady at all, everyone doesn't believe it, and the onlookers are looking forward to Yi Tian's answer."
You don't have to look at me like that, do you know why I know," Yi Tian said very calmly."
Why," Tessie asked, rather curious."
Actually, I can see at a glance, not only do I know that you are looking for a young lady last night, but you can't satisfy others, because you have serious kidney deficiency, that is, premature ejaculation, although you have taken viagra, but it still can't, you are satisfied, but people are not satisfied" Yi Tian smiled and said: "You have been taking medicine for a long time, am I right" Is it true that I wiped impotence and premature ejaculation kidney deficiency God, a very handsome middle-aged uncle, is actually this kind of person, I really didn't expect that Tessie was not only ridiculed by men, but also despised by women, these are all privacy, was actually said by Yi Tian, and he said it all.Is he a doctor?"
”Tessie stumbled backwards two steps, only to collapse backwards on the pavement with an unsteady center of gravity.Bang and then at the moment when Tessie fell, a box of medicines familiar to men and women fell to the ground, and it was Viagra."
Haha, I didn't expect him to be such a useless man" "Yes, what's the use of just having a stick and skin, it's useless" "Despise, seriously despise" "At this time, I think this boss is too handsome. ”"I think so too."
The onlookers all despised Tessie, who was a useless man, hated by men, not to mention women, who would not even get close, and Tessie was crowned a wilted man from then on."
You you" Tessie's plan did not succeed, but was humiliated by Yi Tian, and then fled.The onlookers applauded.It's simply flawless, and it's adorable."
Divine Doctor" "Yes, Divine Doctor help me take a look, I am short of qi and blood, oops, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint" "Me too" "Those female customers are all pretending to be dizzy and are going to fall into Yi Tian's arms."
Alas, there is no way to be handsome, and it is not my fault that I am handsome, "Don't worry, there are all of them, come one by one, you are a little weak in qi and blood, drink some angelica blood tonic soup" "You need to drink some ginseng and wolfberry soup," "You too" Yi Tian was busy all of a sudden, and the business of the restaurant became hot in an instant, and the customers who originally wanted to return the card became loyal fans of the restaurant, which was not only delicious, but also had a lot of beautiful women."
I'll just say that the boss is not the kind of person who looks for a young lady.""
That is, although our store manager is pregnant, he doesn't have to look for us, he can still find us" "Sit and wait for the boss's unspoken rule." ”The female clerks all threw out soothing glances."
What is this for" Wang Meili and her younger brother Wang Daniu asked with some curiosity when they came back from outside and saw that the business was so hot."
The manager just showed his skills to the boss, and these customers are all fans of the boss."
The clerks responded."
What's going on with showing off your skills," Wang Meili was even more puzzled."
The store manager is actually like this," the clerk said."
I see, it's the case again."
Wang Meili smiled helplessly."
Isn't it, we don't have a chance to perform, let's go to the office and drink tea," Ouyang Baixue walked over and said with a smile at Wang Meimei.Wang Daniu cast envious eyes: "Brother-in-law is really a man like the wind, which makes people envious or envious." ”"Chef, you can't envy it, you will never be able to become a man like the boss."
A clerk said with a smile."
Of course, my brother-in-law's skills are not comparable to my little chef, so I'll be my brother-in-law quietly, why bother competing with the sun and the moon," Wang Daniu said with a smile.