Yi Tian is walking alone by the river again.The view over the river is still amazing.Looking up at the moon garden, people say that foreign moons are rounder, and this sentence is not wrong.Woo woo woo just when Yi Tian was admiring the full moon, there was a sound of crying.Yi Tian looked towards the cry, it was simply incomparable.I saw a woman in a white dress standing by the river and sobbing.I don't know what happened, Yi Tian walked over: "Hey, hello ma'am, what are you doing, why are you crying so sadly" At this time, the crying beauty turned around and glanced at Yi Tian.glanced back, and almost shocked Yi Tian.This beauty is very beautiful, it can be said that she is the kind of beauty that captivates the country and the city, looks back and smiles at a hundred beautiful people, and the six palaces have no color, if it is placed in ancient times, it is definitely a beauty who has brought disaster to the country and the people.But why is such a beautiful woman crying by the river The beauty is a white beauty, she just glanced at the ghost, then turned around and continued to cry."
Madam, why are you crying so sadly, is it because you quarrel with your family or something, you must not think about it, what a beautiful thing it is for you to be so beautiful and alive."
Yi Tian could only comfort him with pale and weak words."
What's the use of being pretty, it's not abandoned by men," the pretty woman said as she cried.I wiped it.It turned out to be abandoned, but Yi Tian felt that this beautiful woman's boyfriend had a tumor in his brain, and such a beautiful girlfriend was abandoned, "Beautiful lady, I think your boyfriend must have a bubble in his brain, you are so beautiful and still abandoned, if it is me, it must be held in the palm of my hand, I can't love it, and I will abandon it, only a fool would do that." ”Yi Tian continued to comfort, but he didn't come close to the past.The beautiful woman was directly amused by Yi Tian."
yes, how beautiful it is to smile, and you are so beautiful, you should also smile more, you should not go to the river, you should shout into the river: fuck your ex-boyfriend, you go to die, I don't love you anymore."
Yi Tian sat aside, then lit a cigarette and smoked."
I can't tell."
The beauty turned around and glanced at Yi Tian and asked."
Since you can't say it, then you can jump from here, you don't want to live anyway, it's also a painful thing for you, sometimes it's better to die than to live."
Yi Tian responded directly."
Didn't you come to persuade me" The beauty looked at Yi Tian even more curiously."
I persuade you that I'm not so idle, I'm so annoyed that I don't have time to die, and I still have time to comfort you, if you want to die, just jump in, I will definitely not pull you.""
Why are you so vicious", "It's not that I pushed you down, how can I be vicious", "But you don't save you when you die", "Save me when you die, aren't you very busy, and spend every day saving people" "You must be a single dog." ”"Oh why" "Because you don't coax girls." ”"I'm sorry, I'm really not that interested, because I don't like to comfort others, and I don't need others to comfort me, if an adult can't even take care of himself, what kind of adult can he talk about, it's better to jump into the river like you.""
Say you're a single dog, don't believe it yet.""
I'm sorry, I'm not a single dog, I have a girlfriend and a wife.""
I didn't expect you to be a scumbag too.""
I'm sorry, we're all true love.""
Hehe, true love, there is no true love in the world, there is only that kind of relationship.""
You're wrong, there is true love in the world, it's just that you haven't met it.""
I can't tell you.""
Then you can jump in, I'm here to watch, maybe I'll clap your hands and applaud you.""
Who said I was going to jump into the river" "You stood by the river and cried so sadly, didn't you commit suicide by jumping into the river, did you still come to blow the wind" "That's right, I'm here to blow the wind, do you have any opinions" The beauty turned around and left the river, and then walked towards Yi Tian.Yi Tian just stared at the beauty, his eyes didn't blink, as if he was fixed."
You men are all equally."
The beauty said coquettishly as she walked over to Yi Tian."
Yes, if men are not lustful, what is the matter with you women" Yi Tian responded very bluntly, in fact, what he said is also reasonable, especially for some women who need to be on top, his words are the truth."
Hmph" the beauty continued to be coquettish.There were still about ten steps away from Yi Tian, and she suddenly stopped.Then she also sat on the grass and continued to turn her head to look at Yi Tian, but she didn't say a word."
You look at me like this, do you have any non-sensitive thoughts, let me tell you, don't have unorthodox thoughts, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
The corners of Yi Tian's mouth raised a fox smile, like Brother Pig staring at a beautiful woman, and he almost drooled.The poofed beauty hid her face and smiled.The laughter was as beautiful as a silver bell."
You are very narcissistic, and very interesting, different from ordinary men, my name is Dora, you can call me Xiao Duo, you can also call me Lala, I don't think you should be Western European, because you have an oriental face, and you are very fluent in English, I speak pronunciation."
Dora introduces herself."
How do you know that I'm not a Chinese who grew up in Western Europe," Yi Tian asked with some curiosity."
If you're Chinese, then your accent won't be so authentic, and there will be some Western European murmur in it, I'm not wrong," Dora laughed in response."
You guessed it, it looks like you do look at people.""
Of course, do you think that if you are beautiful, you are all low IQ" "I didn't say it, you said it yourself." ”"It's not your eyes that show it yet.""
Oh, you still look at the eyes, so now look at what I'm thinking, what I want to express" "Phew, shameless, scoundrel, full of bad thoughts. ”"Don't people say that men are not bad, women are not loved, I am not bad enough now, there is wood and fall in love with me", "Stinky and shameless man." ”Dora's voice laughed beautifully."
You are shameless, because you are shamelessly beautiful."
Yi Tian also replied, which made Dora smile even brighter, completely without the sad crying just now."
It seems that you have completely figured out the pain of the breakup, do you want to thank me, and then invite me to have a drink" Yi Tian stood up and asked directly."
If you're a gentleman, can't you be a gentleman and invite me for a drink?"
asked Dora, standing up as well."
Whoever stipulates that a man must invite a woman," Yi Tian prevaricated."
Since you've said so, I'll ask you," Dora rolled her eyes."
Great, you can cheat an ignorant girl to drink again, it's crooked" Yi Tian showed a very proud smile.