Without waiting for Ling Xingcan to check it out, Romance was like a prophet, and shouted, "Brother Xiao Zhan, you're back, come here, it's time to be funny" "What's the matter" Ling Xingcan frowned and asked.Romanticly turned his head, only then did he find Ling Xingcan, who was already standing one meter away from him, "Brother Dacan, you're done talking about the phone" Ling Xingcan looked at the small dough under his eyes angrily, but he didn't need to ask any more to understand what was going on.Just when he was talking to his own mother just now, Ling Xingzhan came to visit, he changed the TV channel, and ordered takeout, what kind of skewers and fried chicken, beer and cola, he just went downstairs to get it."
Brother, you're too boring, you only take romance to dinner, but you forget me."
As soon as Ling Xingzhan sat down, he complained about his brother.While fiddling with the food, he continued to speak: "Or Ottman has a conscience, reward me with a hundred dollars to buy food, brother, do you want to sit down and eat some too" Ling Xingcan glanced at the pile of junk food, "No need, you eat." ”After saying that, he turned around coldly and went into the study.Romance, who grabbed a fried chicken leg, glanced at Ling Xingzhan and asked, "Brother Xiao Zhan, what's wrong with Lao Can?"
"I don't know, maybe menopause is early." ”Ling Xingzhan was so hungry that he panicked, where did he still have the IQ to guess his brother's thoughts.An hour passed, and the variety show was coming to an end.The scene that Ling Xingcan came out of again and saw was that he was romantically holding the fried chicken bucket, nesting in the sofa with his younger brother, laughing breathlessly, and leaning on his younger brother's body."
No, no, Brother Xiao Zhan, that person is so funny, I'm about to die of laughter, how can this variety show become so funny now is it because I haven't watched it for too long" Ling Xingcan stepped closer, his eyes kept staring coldly at his younger brother.Ling Xingzhan felt a chill down his spine, and when he saw that his brother had five seconds to arrive at the scene, he shivered, and suddenly felt as if he was being held by his brother with a knife on his neck.The desire to survive made him stretch out his hand and immediately push the romance away, cleared his throat and said: "Liancheng Romantic, what are you doing, how old are you, do you have no bones, you don't sit in a sitting position, you have such a posture, how embarrassing it is outside, and men and women don't know each other, what do you lean on my shoulder, it's not yours, it's left to my wife in the future, do you know that your waist is so soft, go around my brother, don't hook me." ”Haven't realized that the danger was approaching the romance, she was stunned by Ling Xingzhan's training: "Then, she raised her hand and flicked Ling Xingzhan's forehead, "Brother Xiao Zhan, did you have a brain twitch leaning on your shoulder, why don't you say it, when you were five years old, you secretly came over one night, you had to sleep with me, why didn't you say that there was a difference between men and women at that time" Ling Xingcan remembered that when his younger brother was five years old, he was indeed fostered in Liancheng's house, and that kind of thing, his younger brother definitely did it.His eyes instantly sank, and he said coolly: "Oh, it turns out that Xiao Zhan did such a thing when he was five years old" Ling Xingzhan suddenly had a feeling of being pierced by ten thousand arrows, and hurriedly shouted: "No, I don't have it, Ultraman, don't you wronged me." ”He hurriedly explained to his brother again and again, "Brother, you have to believe me, it was the little girl who begged me to sleep with her, not to mention that she was only three or four years old at the time, how could she remember what happened and heard that it was her slander."