In fact, sometimes, Yi Cheng occasionally has some inexplicable brain holes.For example, when watching Xiao Huangwen or Lifan, he often thinks about it - if the protagonists in these books and animations know that the whole process of their snapping is watched by a large number of people and used to masturbate, what kind of mood will it be?
Or from another point of view, those protagonists have gone through thousands of difficulties and dangers, but they have repeatedly been unable to overcome them, just like the most impregnable bunkers in the world, the girls who exist in various virtual worlds and planes, if they know that they have already become the king of books in another world&rbq, and exist naked on every man's hard drive, bed and even bookshelf, what kind of expression will they use to face it?
After thinking about it carefully, the rest is probably only to face it with a smile.Perhaps it is precisely to prevent this from happening that there is a special regulation in the rules and regulations of the Savior's Office that "the use of 'indescribable' instead of description in all cases where the area below the neck may occur".However, to be reasonable, the meaning of the existence of such regulations is, to a large extent, probably just to deceive oneself.It's like a female animal that has been led out on the street to play with revealing play, and it needs to wear an eye patch and a mouth ball at first.As the so-called...... is a real warrior, dare to face the bleak deletion of books, and dare to face up to the dripping shield.What kind of mourner and happy person is this?
Keywords, however, are often designed for the philistine.With the flow of time, to wash the old traces, only leaving a pale red blood and a slight harmony of indifference.In this pale red blood color and indifferent harmony, it gives people a temporary lease of life, maintaining this human-like and inhuman world.I don't know when such a world will come to an end!
Mr.
Shuren is honest and does not deceive me.Of course, all the nonsense mentioned above is not the reason why Yi Cheng, as a fierce man, suddenly lost the follow-up plot when the girl who came to his mouth had been stripped into a naked strip, or, let's change the angle and way of description, the current situation is actually ......
"Oops, oops, I just suddenly remembered that something important was left in the office, but I accidentally saw a strange scene." ”…… Therefore, the protagonist is sometimes really miserable.I don't know how many times I've faced the same scene, Yi Cheng, who has a stupid face, skillfully lifts his pants and covers the "indescribable parts" of the soul breaker who still keeps covering his face on the bed with the quilt, and makes such a complaint from the bottom of his heart.How does Tang Seng take the Western Scriptures?
After going through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, you can still achieve positive results, but you look at the male protagonists of novels and anime in the past dynasties......
How many of them can really knock down their favorite girls in the finale?
Oh......
Actually, it's not nothing.,But that kind of protagonist.,A grave grass that recently appeared is about three feet tall.。
Thinking of this, Yi Cheng's heart was also a little balanced, so he was able to face the red mentor who was leaning against the door of his office with a relatively peaceful mind, smiling and watching this scene."
Just use your bed, don't be so stingy, and then ......
I'm also here for work. ”Well......
As the head of the aftermath treatment section, he is still a little tough when he says the phrase "for work".Probably because Yi Cheng was too reasonable, even Mentor Hong was a little stunned."
It's really the little man I fancied."
A moment later, she let out such a meaningful exclamation."
It's a pity, I thought the first woman to lie on this bed with you would be me.""
Less......
Not to mention that I haven't had time to do anything, it's not once or twice that the two of us have been lying on it together, and when did you really want to have something to do with me?
”"Don't say that, after all......
For example, a woman my age occasionally has a physical urge. ”“…… So you can just be impulsive next time, okay?
”Knowing that there was no point in fighting with Mentor Hong, seeing that the meat in his mouth was about to be soaked again, Yi Cheng could only sigh, and patted the soul breaker in the quilt by the way to appease.Frankly speaking, such an embarrassing scene is actually no different from catching a rape in bed, after all, he can't say to Mentor Hong, "The reason why I use your bed to sex with other girls is because there is another one sleeping in the lounge."
And then again, if the harem seats are in chronological order, then Mentor Hong can also confidently occupy the first place, after all, according to the content of the previous volume, this woman had an indescribable relationship with Yi Cheng as early as 2001."
Wait, how come I don't know about this?"
When the red mentor put forward this "first come, first come" theory, Yi Cheng was of course the first to raise a strong protest."
You shouldn't have secretly done something sorry for me with someone else during this time, and then asked me to be a pick-up man!""
Oops, hey, I'm this watery poplar in your mind.
Women. ”"......"
Yi Cheng thought about it very seriously, and nodded vigorously at Mentor Hong's innocent blue pool face."
It's really sad, I've been guarding you like a jade for more than ten years......"
"Save it, only virgins in this world will not appreciate over time."
Yi Cheng pointed awe-inspiring to the soulbreaker girl who covered her head with the quilt on the bed and pretended to be an ostrich at some point."
Premarital sex is also a key factor in measuring whether marital life is harmonious, don't tell me you don't understand that."
Although it is true to say this, Yi Cheng himself is still very opposed to this kind of behavior - not for anything else, just for his future wife who is not coaxed into bed by other men with the same words.As for what he is doing now......
Well, Yi Cheng can confidently say that he and every girl are dating on the premise of marriage!
Anyway, a great god said that if it was fair and just, it didn't matter if you married four!"
Oh?"
Hearing Yi Cheng's words, Mentor Hong actually laughed."
Do I have to hold on a little tighter?
After all, your four spots seem to be in high demand. ”Not......
Mentor Hong, this woman is probably only good at this sentence, carefully calculated, in addition to his girlfriend Fang Jingjing, the relationship with him so far is unclear, including the Sea Emperor, Long Tsundere, Soul Breaker, Bai Ze and the female fox in front of him, not to mention, the group of girls like Crystal and Dragoon who have basically met the conditions of the strategy and started to get started have actually begun to take shape after careful calculation.However, in this regard, Yicheng naturally has his own set of methods."
It's for sure, after all, I have adopted a competitive employment system here, and the internship period is three months, and if I can't be satisfied with three months, I can only say, 'I played well, I'm sorry for this'.""
Oops, yes......" probably couldn't listen to Yi Cheng's nonsense, Mentor Hong put his hand on his forehead, and was about to say something, when suddenly his expression was solemn.At the same time, Yi Cheng also clearly heard the voice coming from the direction of the office.Is that......
An alarm bell for the appearance of a person with extraordinary abilities or a mutated creature!
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