The two cut off the tree pole and moved the big tree away, Su Qiqi got up and moved his stiff thighs.The tall man stared at her golden mask and said first, "Are you male or female?"
”Su Qiqi didn't hesitate, and said in a dumb voice: "Man." ”The tall man looked lost, and the disappointment spread to his face, and he muttered: "Since you have already manifested, why do you send a man." ”The short man had a bigger heart and comforted: "Wang, it's okay, it's been more than a thousand years, and I finally found someone, I have a hunch that women will have soon." ”The tall man laughed stupidly: "Well, that's right, you're right." ”Su Qiqi held a fishskin umbrella, pointed to the green sun hanging high in the sky and asked, "Why is the sun green?"
”The tall man and the short man looked at each other, and then stared at Su Qiqi together, as if she was an idiot."
The sun??
That's the moon, it's night, where is the sun?
”At night?
Moon?
Can the moon be so dazzling?
Su Qiqi was about to ask them, but the short man wailed: "It's so cold, it's cold to me, Wang, let's play umbrellas together." ”The tall man flatly refused: "What do two big men say with an umbrella?"
”"Oh."
The short man pointed at Su Qiqi tremblingly and said, "Shall we make an umbrella?"
”Su Qiqi: .....
I'm also a man now, okay, but the umbrella was originally short, not to mention that someone saved her.Said briskly: "Okay, come here." ”The tall man was upset, raised an eyebrow and said, "She is also a man." ”The short man paused, stopped between the two, was in a dilemma, and said sadly, "What shall I do, king?"
I'm dying of cold. ”The tall man wrinkled his eyebrows and thought for a long time, then pointed at Su Qiqi and said, "Why don't we bury her back, so you can have an umbrella." ”Su Qiqi: .............
The short man said happily, "Yes, it's still Wang Congming." ”Su Qiqi: ............."
May I say something?""
Yes."
Two people speak in unison.Su Qiqi: "It's night, which means that the green moon will soon set, so we build a simple shed with tree branches, prop up the fish skin umbrella on it, and sleep for a while, and the problem will be solved as soon as the morning dawns." ”The short man clapped his hands and praised, "King, she is smarter than you." ”The tall man said displeasedly: "I thought about it too, but I didn't have time to say it." ”Su Qiqi had a lot of things to ask, and the mystery in his mind was waiting to be solved, interrupting the mentally retarded conversation between the two and saying, "Let's build a tent first." ”The two nodded, and the shed was quickly erected, and the tall man sat down first, and the short man couldn't wait to get into his arms and said, "It's cold, it's cold." ”The tall man hugged him and said, "It's not cold to hug him." ”The short bird leaned into his arms and pecked and nodded. ”Su Qiqi, who was standing outside the shed dumbfounded: ............
What's the matter, what kind of god turn??
Two big men playing an umbrella are not like words, hugging each other is like talking???
While Su Qiqi was stunned, the short man spoke, "Wang, I'm a little sleepy, let's lie down and sleep, lie down and hug better." ”The rumbling thunder struck Su Qiqi on the outside and tender on the inside, and the three views were shattered into powder.Labor and management have entered a beautiful world???
Is it too late to say that you are a woman?!
She took a big step and stopped the two who wanted to sleep peacefully, "I have a few questions I want to ask the smartest king in the world, is that okay?"
”The tall man suddenly pushed the man in his arms away, and said with a pleasant face, "I am the wisest king in the world, you ask." ”Su Qiqi blocked all kinds of weird thoughts, cleared his thoughts, and picked a few crucial questions: "Where is this?"
How many kings are there in this world?
Why is the moon green?
”The tall man's head hurts: "You ask them one by one, I will make it difficult to ask too many questions, and I don't know which one to answer first." ”Su Qiqi: ......
Well, it's still a difficult choice."
Where is this?""
It's the age of the Emperor.""
How many kings are there?""
One.""
Why is the moon green?"
The two looked like idiots and said in unison, "The moon is always green." ”Su Qiqi: .....
I shouldn't have had hope.Hopelessly, he continued to ask, "How many people are there in the Age of the Tsumi?"
”The answer came sooner than expected, and the tall man immediately replied, "21." ”"21?"
Su Qiqi asked rhetorically at a high volume.The two nodded at the same time, and stared at Su Qiqi with idiotic eyes, is it difficult to understand?
Short: "yes, 21." ”The tall man slapped him and said, "No, it's 22 now." ”The short man blinked, pointed at Su Qiqi, jumped up happily and said, "King, we have added a mouthful of people, more than a thousand years, God is pitiful, and we have finally added a mouthful of people." ”The tall man is not as optimistic as him, and he is depressed: "She can't have children, and there is no use for fart." ”The short man sat down dejectedly: "Yes, she's like us, she can't give birth to dolls." ”Su Qiqi: .......
What kind of strange world is labor and management wearing!!
She hugged her knees and looked at the green moon that had been gnawed by the dogs, and wailed in frustration: "002 I want to go back!!
”002 said in despair: "I want to too...."
One person and one system silently mourned, the lost big dream dynasty.002 thought: "I shouted frantically to stop, why did you step out of your bad leg?"
That pothole is a world connection. ”Su Qiqi said in surprise: "Wormhole?
”002: "Yes and no, this world is a half-crippled thing, just like your human babies, stunted in their mother's womb, born crippled or mentally retarded. ”"The barriers of this world are abnormally thin, and a hole is broken, so naturally it can't retain nutrients, and it is normal for all kinds of creatures to be strange, and the green moon is a representative of it."
Su Qiqi asked with a hint of expectation: "Is it possible to go back if you find the hole that fell down?"
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”002 said faintly: "Don't look for it, I know where it is, in mid-air." ”"Hey~ Energy stone, even if the bean is big, it's good!
The walls of this world are as thin as paper, and they can be opened as soon as they are poked, but there is nothing I can do!!
”The tip of Su Qiqi's nose was sore, his nerve endings were throbbing, and he stepped into the pit with one foot, but fell into a deep pit that he couldn't climb out, and stepped into hell with one foot!"
If you can't enter the space, what is the reason why the force and mental power are suppressed?"
002 rolled his eyes weakly and said, "This world is already a broken mess, will it allow the existence of more than the power of this world?"
You are still an alien alien, if you don't suppress you, you will be spoiled in a few days. ”"Forget it, you don't understand these complicated things to tell you now, it's better to be practical and think about how to go back."
Su Qiqi turned his head to look at the two big men lying on the ground hugging each other, his eyes were quite spicy, and he asked, "What's the matter with them?"
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