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Chapter 008: Wedding and Don't Stop Me, I'm Going to Pretend to Be 13 (Recommended Ticket Plus Update)


Edge's plan is to show off his prowess at Kao's wedding, make a name for himself, and achieve some of his goals.Over the next two months, Aitch began researching the curses on the gold Aztec coins with the mages of Winter Castle, in addition to the layout.It has to be said that the curse on these gold coins is very complex and the mages cannot fully unravel it, and Edge's original idea of copying the Aztec gold coins did not materialize.However, there is still a little result, the magic on the Aztec gold coins is difficult to copy, but the magic of the stone chest (or sarcophagus) that goes with it is relatively easy to decipher, and in a month the mages found a way to transfer the connection between these gold coins and the sarcophagus to dozens of small chests, so that on the one hand, they can be carried freely, and on the other hand, the effects of the gold coin curse can be separated.For example, there are only 12 gold coins in the smallest box, which is just the size of a small box, and as long as you take out the gold coins from this box, you can trigger the curse, you can curse up to 12 people, and when you unlock it, you only need to unlock the curse of these 12 people, and it does not affect the curse effect of the other 870 Aztec gold coins, unlike before, all curses must be lifted at the same time.This also provides a more convenient option for Aitch to arrange soldiers in the future.At the same time, during these two months, Aitch actively arranged the preparation for the entire wedding.First of all, he sent someone to inquire about the expected location of the entire wedding, after all, the other party claimed to be the largest Dothraki tribe with 100,000 people, in this case, everything must be arranged properly, and the action must be completed with lightning speed, otherwise it will be pretending to be 13 or nothing......

After inquiring about the location of the wedding, Aitch recorded the coordinates with the astrolabe, and sent his men of the Dark Brotherhood to find an opportunity to blend in with the guests within the next month, and the event budget could be spent as much as he wanted, because if the plan was successful, the money would be trivial.Let's talk about the magic of the Dimensional Gate, which is the only teleportation magic that Aitch has in his possession.Teleporting between two dimensional gates is less difficult and less expensive, while teleporting from a dimensional gate to a place where there is no dimensional gate is expensive and difficult, and it also requires the coordinates provided by the astrolabe.However, the cost of teleportation in the same plane is still very small, and there is no pressure on a rich man like Aitch who even produces soul stones every day in the slaughterhouse.It's just that now Aitch can't do the teleportation without relying on the dimensional gate, and he can't do it in the same plane, but Aitch is not worried, Aitch believes that there will be new spells in the plane found in the future, and in a more anxious situation, Aitch can build a one-time small dimensional gate in a short time, and emergency use is still possible.So Aitch kept sending people to collect magic coordinates in various key places to report to him, and even sent a mage to Westeros to record the coordinates, but the mage who was on a business trip had not returned, and he didn't know how the coordinates were recorded.In the future, when you encounter a war, you can directly open the portal, and even the time and consumption of transporting troops will be saved, and it will be good to consume only soul stones, and you will be excited when you think about it.Aitch had made a lot of preparations, and even rehearsed a few times, and arranged enough pomp and circumstance, and the rest was waiting for Daenerys and Drogo Kao's wedding.In the blink of an eye, it is December 21, 297 of the Dragon Calendar, I have to say that the weather here is so strange, now the summer climate of the Song of Ice and Fire World for more than ten consecutive years, December is still very hot, and even if the harsh winter arrives in the future, it will start to get cold from Westeros, and the Essos region is still very hot.The Dothraki were all shirtless, and Daenerys, dressed in a light gauze gown, sat on the stage with Drogokao, watching the Dothraki wedding praise.It's not so much a show as a fight, the Dothraki think that if a wedding doesn't kill more than three people, it doesn't work, these people fight each other, Drogo Kao watched it with relish, Viserys also liked this bloody picture, he was still fantasizing about using these Dothraki people to defeat Westeros in the future, everyone completely ignored Daenerys' restless look.Originally, for women, the wedding was a very stressful thing, not to mention the scene that Daenerys is facing now.Daenerys just turned 13 in May (Drogo Kao, you have to commit a crime), although the women of this era are very precocious, this age is still a little too young (there are actually many aristocratic women who marry at this age), the husband next to him is obviously the kind of bloodthirsty person, and his tribe is also a barbarian people, and he does not say that he has not communicated and understood with Drogo Kao, until now Daenerys does not speak Dothraki, what should he do after marriage.Viserys, who was obviously watching the play on the side, didn't care about Daenerys' feelings at all, Daenerys had previously expressed her dissatisfaction with the marriage, but Viserys only cared about his future crown, and his sister was unexpectedly worthless except for the tools of marriage.The Governor of Illyrio, who has been smiling indifferently, is even more elusive, and Daenerys still can't figure out Illyrio's true intentions, and always feels that this person is not reliable.Looking at the bloody flesh of the Dothraki roasting on the flames, and enduring the flies that kept flying around her, Daenerys felt nothing but a bout of nausea, and now she had little hope for the future.At weddings, guests continue to send congratulatory gifts, many of which make Daenerys feel very uncomfortable.Forget about the more conventional money and weapons, which one is a box of brightly colored poisonous snakes, is this here to give gifts or to provoke trouble?

The most puzzling thing is that Drogo Kao also nodded his subordinates, what are these poisonous snakes used for?

Can you eat it?

Is it tasty?

While Daenerys was thinking about it, someone finally gave her a gift that she could look at.One is named Jorah.

The Westeros of Mormont gave books and poetry books about basic Westeros, and the rest of the guests were mostly for Drogo Kao, with the exception of these books, which were undoubtedly for Daenerys.Meeting the people of Westeros here, Daenerys suddenly felt an inexplicable sigh of "fellow countryman sees home", although in fact Daenerys has not been to Westeros since she was born, but she still firmly believes that Westeros is her hometown.Although in front of this Jorah.

While Daenerys is slightly upset by Mormont's claim that he is here to be loyal to his brother, Daenerys is grateful to the fellow who has traveled thousands of miles to attend her wedding (Daenerys does not know that Jorah is now in exile, and that she did not come for purpose, but was coerced into being a spy by Varys, the "Octoplawed Spider").After Jorah presented the present, Governor Illyrio felt it was time for his grand finale.Governor Illyrio waved his hand, and his men immediately carried a delicate box to Daenerys, according to Illyrio, this is a dragon egg that has been turned into a fossil, although it has been petrified, it is still very precious and beautiful.This is a great gift to Daenerys, although the actual effect of this thing is close to nothing (Daenerys certainly does not know that this dragon egg can hatch in the future), but the value and symbolism of the dragon egg itself is very large, although Drogo Kao next to him expressed no interest.Daenerys glanced at her brother Viserys, who claimed to be a true dragon, and then at the three dragon eggs, wondering what to think.At this stage of the wedding, Drogo Kao was ready to go to the Roundhouse.One of the core beliefs of the Dothraki people is that the most important moments of a person's life must take place under the sky.The Dothraki believed that the stars were herds of fiery horses galloping in the night sky.But there is also a theory that they believed that the stars were the souls of the warriors after their death.It sounds extravagant, and that's why the wedding was open-air, but it also meant that the roundhouse had to be "under the sky" for a while, which meant that Daenerys was now shuddered when she realized that she was about to be married to someone she barely knew in the wilderness.While everyone's attention was focused on Drogo Kao and the new Carrisie Daenerys, no one noticed that one of the guests, an inconspicuous guest, held the Acartosh amulet he wore as a necklace with his hand when he saw the gift of the dragon egg being presented to Daenerys, and whispered a few characters in his mouth.At the beginning of the decoration of the wedding venue, there were four two-meter-high stone pillars (built by the Dothraki themselves) around the stand where Daenerys and Drogocao were located, and a cliff was a few dozen meters behind them, and below the cliff was the sea, and between the grandstand and the cliff, there was a prototype stone pillar with a height of more than one meter on the left and the right, and the two wanted to be about 20 meters, which were evenly distributed on both sides of the stands, and no one knew what these two stone pillars were for.

And there are a lot of beautiful dragon-shaped reliefs on the stone pillars, which are very beautiful, and behind the stands of Kao, the distribution is very symmetrical, which does not affect the appearance, so everyone ignores it.This stone pillar and the magic attached to it were secretly arranged and placed by Aitch when he found out about the wedding venue, and these two stone pillars are the cornerstones of the incomplete version of the dimensional gate.A mage from the Dark Brotherhood who was among the guests was ordered to activate the Akatosh amulet given by Aitch when he saw the dragon egg, and the door of the dimension began to activate on both sides, and the spell was cast from the side of the complete door of dimension, and the door of the dimension was covered in blue with pink (the color of the soul stone), and the portal opened.On the other side of the venue, when the dragon eggs were presented, the two stone pillars only emitted a glowing white light, which was inconspicuous during the day, and everyone paid attention to the wedding performance, and no one noticed it at all.And just as Drogo Kao was about to get up and take Daenerys to the round house, the teleportation magic here was also turned on, and behind the two of them, the light of the two stone pillars rose into the sky, and the light between the two formed a phantom of a tall arch, because everyone was looking in the direction of Drogo Kao, and naturally saw the arch of light and shadow behind Kao, and everyone immediately fell into a panic of surprise.In the midst of everyone's confusion, Aitch and the army that had been teleported with him arrived.The first to emerge from the arch were the vanguards, each dressed in dwarven heavy armor, with a lover's shield and a dwarven hammer pinned behind them; After that, there are cavalry troops, each of whom is wearing elven armor, carrying an elven bow and an elven one-handed sword, which is an elite unit at first glance; Then out of the walk was Aitch and his escort, the cavalry of the escort team wore ebony armor, the infantry wore glass heavy armor (a specialty of the Elder Scrolls), and the weapons they wore were ebony blades and muskets (unfortunately no outsiders knew muskets present), and there were many people around Aitch who were dressed as mages and warriors with special identities at a glance; And Aitch himself walked among these people in a super-good-looking nightingale suit, a cloak, and a BMW Nightmare.As soon as the vanguard arrived, they divided into two teams, one on the left and one on the right, according to Edge's arrangement, and outflanked the stands in two directions while everyone was still surprised and at a loss, and the cavalry troops that followed behind were immediately divided into two parts, a small part to help the infantry defend Drogokao and his nearby men, and the rest to beware of the Dothraki who had not yet reacted around them, and by the way to intimidate the guests at the stand.The convoy remained on Edge's side, on the lookout.Aitch continued to follow the troops on the Nightmare, and by this time Drogo Kao had already reacted that he was in a deep siege and was trying to find a way to break out.Edge's operation was completely planned for a long time, the most dangerous time for the Dothraki was when they were riding horses and archery, the Dothraki were skilled in arching and archery, but when they attended the wedding, they did not have the horses and bows and arrows they relied on, at most only the Dothraki scimitar, and when it came to close combat, especially infantry melee combat, the Dothraki were at most brave, as for the word invincible, it was not worthy.After all, these people basically have no armor, at most it is incomplete leather armor, which is thousands of miles worse than the Mongolian soldiers in Aiqi's memory in his previous life, so Aiqi deliberately chose to directly raid the venue at the wedding, so that the Dothraki people's riding and archery advantages could not be brought into play.The biggest risk of this plan is the possibility of being besieged by a large number of Dothraks, so the key to the whole plan is to quickly implement the decapitation operation to get rid of the leader of the entire tribe, Kao, and secondly, to show enough strength that the dragons without a leader Sothraki dare not avenge Kao.That's why Aitch besieged Drogo Kao first, rather than having the army directly besiege him.By this time, Kao had already begun to move away from Edge, that is, in the direction of the venue, and he left the stands, leaving Daenerys, who was already slumped in the stands.Kao took a scimitar from his own personal blood guards (each of whom had three bloods) and tried to get closer to his troops outside the venue, but was surrounded by Edge's army.At this time, Edge, surrounded by the guards, rode the Nightmare Horse to the stands and came to Daenerys's side.