"Oh, it's too tight, you can't push it so hard, be a little lighter, a little gentler."
Kirk stood in front of the mirror, frowning disapprovingly and grumbling."
Please, dear.It's the first time I've done anything like this," Herman said, with an innocent look on his face, spreading his hands, "If Veronica were to help you put on this dress, she would definitely do a better job than me." ”"That's what I always say, you don't know anything about romance."
Kirk smiled and lifted the sides of his corset, loosening his court-style dress a little that almost squeezed his ribcage into a meaty filling, "Do you know why those enamel who spray cologne all day long can create an empire of wealth comparable to that of the Jews?"
Is that because they're smarter than you nerds who spend all day thinking about the basics?
Or is it because the cologne on them makes it easy for women to hand over the golden marks in their pockets?
No, no, no, these are not reasons.The point is that they know how to be romantic, understand?
Herman?
”Kirk turned around and looked at Herman with a dazed expression, her hands crossed on her waist and leaning forward, "Herr."
You.Long. ”"Uh, I'm sorry, I'm distracted.Where did you just go?
”Herman scratched his hair and bowed his head humbly."
You wooden head, you're really hopeless.Romantic!
I'm talking about romance!
Instead of those complicated circuit diagrams in your head. ”Kirk puffed his head away, but his eyes still looked at Herman, and Kirk liked the look of chagrin that Herman put on after each teasing him."
Well, instead of discussing romance, I think it's better to think about what to give to His Majesty Frederick III's birthday feast."
Herman shrugged, he had looked at every item in the family storehouse, but none of them satisfied him with anything he felt would satisfy Frederick III.Kirk stepped forward and twisted Herman's arm, and Herman was in pain and asked, "Hey, what are you doing?"
”"It's because I know your troubles better than you that I'm teaching you what is the right choice."
Kirk said solemnly."
Please, I don't think the romance of the Enamel will please His Majesty Frederick III.He is the monarch of a country, what else can he not get?
”Herman said with annoyance, "Whether it's Oriental porcelain or Nanyang witchcraft dolls, if he wants it, someone will send him those precious treasures if he hooks his fingers, and what else does he not have?"
”"You're a superficial man, Herman.Calm down and think about why the Enamel guys are able to make a lot of money, and where does their money come from?
”Kirk winked mischievously and threw a wink at Herman."
Okay.I'll try to analyze.First of all, high-end leather bags, shoes, decorations, these are all things that women like, so their wealth comes from women's money?
”Herman sat down on the bed, folded his hands, and meditated."
You're only half right, and you haven't thought of the deeper meaning of the other half, keep thinking."
Kirk turned in front of the mirror, examining whether the dress he was wearing was suitable for the king's banquet."
I don't understand, all I think of are all kinds of bits and pieces, what does this have to do with romance?"
Herman said distressedly."
Romance is a kind of reverie, and romance is a kind of pursuit.And romance is passionate, and the famous poet Charles Baudelaire of the Enamel Kingdom said that romance is neither an improvisational genius nor an emphasis on complete precision, but lies in the middle of the two, going with the feelings.1.
This romantic feeling is the real commercial value of high-end goods.The difference between a street stall and a brand may be workmanship, material, or ingenuity, but women are sensual animals, and women are sensual.Romance is exactly what we women are looking for.And most of the people who pay for it are men, whether suitors or husbands.Romance is a talent that men use to please women, and it is also a model used by the people of Enamel for business.Now do you understand the importance of romance in choosing a gift this time?
”2 Kirk said with a smile."
So what you mean is that we should give gifts that will please Princess Victoria, rather than simply showing our loyalty to His Majesty Frederick III with the value of the gifts."
Herman slapped his palms and figured out that Kirk wanted to give him some idea."
Well, actually, I've already picked it out, I just want you to learn the importance and commercial value of romance, and beat your wooden head."
Kirk put on a delicate lipstick in front of the mirror and turned around to kiss Herman."
Okay, okay, you do have a point.So what did you pick?
”Herman raised an eyebrow and asked curiously."
A set of tea sets, tea sets from the East.The turquoise pattern and white undertones create a perfectly harmonious pattern on the teapot that she will love.Princess Victoria is a native of Yingguo, and drinking tea is a very important part of their culture, and I believe that this exquisite tea set will touch her heart.As long as Princess Victoria smiles, Her Majesty will naturally be happy, this is inevitable. ”Kirk said, and walked out of the room with his hands on the hem of his skirt, "Why are you still stunned?"
We're going out.This kind of banquet can only be done early, not late. ”Herman stood up and followed closely."
I'm sorry for you at home, Baird and Veronica."
Herman shouted, and Eugene was already sitting in the carriage waiting.Veronica heard the sound and ran out of the room, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. ”She held a porcelain bottle in her hand and cautiously handed it to Herman, "This is the antidote pill I have concocted, and each of you will take one before you enter the palace." ”"Thank you for your kindness, but do you think this thing really works?
Are we going to the palace for dinner?
”Herman smiled and declined."
No, no, no, it's because you're dining at the palace that you have to be on guard.My antidote pills can remove most toxins, even the deadly ones, and my pills can buy you a critical amount of time.Baird and I hope you come back safely. ”After Veronica finished speaking, she turned her eyes to Baird, the butler who was directing the workers to clean not far away.After hearing this, Baird nodded solemnly, "Don't worry, I have already tried this pill, except for a little fishy smell when swallowing, there are almost no side effects." ”"This pill forms a thin film in your esophagus and stomach to prevent the invasion of the poison, and each pill lasts for 24 hours.If you feel any discomfort, such as nausea, vomiting, or dizziness, it means that you have been poisoned.At this time, you need to induce vomiting immediately, as long as you vomit clean, you will basically be fine. ”Veronica said earnestly."
Okay, okay, can you tell me why you're being so careful?"
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Herman asked.Baird possessed Herman's side and whispered, "The Prime Minister suspects that Your Majesty is in collusion with the forces of the mysterious side, so it is likely that something will happen at this birthday banquet."
I asked Hayden, who is more skilled, to be a groom for you, also to add an extra layer of security.There were four of them, and one was for Bismarck.When you give it to him, remember to give it the name Dusk. ”Hearing this, Herman patted Baird on the shoulder, "You're bothered, I'll pay attention." ”Herman discreetly put the vase in his pocket and boarded the carriage.———— "Hahaha, welcome to His Majesty's birthday banquet, may I ask who the three are?"
”The chamberlain, who stood at the gate of the palace, smiled and bent down to greet the Herman family, who had just gotten out of the carriage."
The Einstad family, invited by His Majesty to come, this is our invitation."
Hayden jumped out of the front seat of the carriage and handed the gilded invitation in his arms."
Oh, I'm sorry, but the groom can't sit in the invited guest seats, I'll send someone to settle in a moment.And three, this side please. ”The chamberlain said politely.Hayden could only wave his hand helplessly at this time."
Is this a gift we brought to you?"
Herman asked, cautiously holding the tea set in a delicate box."
No, no, no, it will be opened in front of everyone in a moment, and it will be judged by His Majesty," replied the chamberlain with a smile, "If the gift you have chosen is not good enough, then I suggest you go back and choose a new one, after all, it is still early." ”"Oh, thanks for the reminder, what should we pay attention to?"
Herman warmly shook the hand of the chamberlain, and secretly handed over a few large gold marks in the palm of his hand.The chamberlain accepted Herman's kindness without changing his face, and squinted his eyes and said, "It's best not to be too valuable, Your Majesty is not short of wealth." ”Herman looked at Kirk, and Kirk made an expression that I already knew, and Herman couldn't help but laugh.Herman sincerely turned and bowed thirty degrees to the chamberlain, and then let Kirk carry him inside."
Herman, did you just think this thing we were going to eat would come in handy?"
Eugene whispered in Herman's ear.He looked around the palace, full of patrolling guards and guards hiding in the shadows."
I don't know, but it's better than being defenseless.We just need to keep a low profile and get the favor of Frederick III, not the bad feeling, after all, our theoretical backer is Chancellor Bismarck. ”Herman replied in a low voice.In the inner courtyard of the palace, there were small round tables of half a height, and on each small round table were placed some small snacks of exquisite workmanship.One by one, the palace maids dressed like waiters shuttled through the flow of people with a variety of different drinks in their hands.Most of the invited guests are elites from all walks of life.The three members of the Einstad family were scattered, chatting casually with people from various factions.The cunning merchant talent makes them a perfect fit for this occasion."
Your Excellency Prime Minister has arrived."
At this moment, the sound of the waiter at the door shouting was heard, and all the guests stopped their chatter.The scene fell silent for a moment, and everyone turned their eyes to the entrance to the inner courtyard.Bismarck was dressed in military uniform as always, but this time it was surprising that he had a long cane in his hand.The old man who said that the wind is the rain is really old.Such a sentence became a thought in everyone's mind, but no one dared to say it out loud."
What?
Not welcome me?
”Bismarck scanned the surroundings and saw that the men were as cowardly as ever, and few of them were able to look him in the eye."
Hmph."
Bismarck snorted, then walked over to a small round table and picked up a small piece of cake to put in his mouth.The doctor next to him said, "Cream cakes are not healthy, and the high sugar and calorie content will affect your kidneys." ”Bismarck blew the mustache on the side of his mouth, "This can't be eaten, that can't be eaten, what is the joy of life?"
”With that, he stuffed the cake into his mouth.Seeing this, Herman stuffed the gift in his hand to Eugene, and immediately walked to Bismarck's side, bent down and greeted politely, "The merchant Hermann Einstad has seen the Prime Minister. ”"Oh?
I don't remember seeing you?
Let me think...Are you Eugene's younger brother?
”Bismarck asked with a smile."
Yes.Bismarck has a little cream on his beard, and if you don't mind, wipe it with this handkerchief. ”Hermann skillfully placed the antidote pill in the handkerchief, and only Bismarck could see the small black pill from this angle."
Boy, what do you want to do?"
Bismarck lowered his voice and said in displeasure.Herman's outstretched hand froze in the air, but immediately remembered what Veronica had told them before they left, and said, "To enjoy the evening with the adults, of course." ”Others may feel inexplicable when they hear it, this is obviously noon when the scorching sun is in the sky, but it talks about dusk.Bismarck, on the other hand, narrowed his eyes, took Herman's handkerchief, and hid the pill in his palm by wiping his mouth.No one noticed Bismarck's little moves, but because his majesty was still there, and no one wanted to provoke the old man."
What do you want to do at dusk?"
Bismarck grabbed Herman by the shoulders and pulled Herman to him.In the eyes of others, Hermann seemed to be appreciated by Bismarck, and he drew closer to whisper."
It's the antidote pill."
Herman replied truthfully."
Oh?
I have a heart, but I have already taken it. ”Bismarck rolled his eyes, "Go ahead, don't get too involved with me." ”"you, Lao Tzu has cream on his beard, do you need to remind him?"
Bismarck shouted and pushed Herman two steps away.He put on a look of disdain, and Herman was at a loss at this time.Corea, who was wearing a long red dress, held a wine glass and watched the little episode made by the two with a smile.And the intrigue in the inner court has just begun at this time.