"Captain, your luck today is really good, look at what I robbed, I robbed it ten times, and each time it was only a dozen yuan, such a big bag, I only grabbed it, more than 100 yuan.
"Hahaha, that's your own luck problem, you look at my luck, how is it, I think I'm going to run it today."
The captain of the guard said happily.
"It's really rare, the captain's luck is so good, captain, shouldn't you send a red envelope for us all to celebrate with you," said a small jailer.
"You little rabbits, don't try to take away my money, I'm finally lucky, grab a big red envelope, I want to keep my good luck."
The captain of the guard said.
"I said, Captain, your good luck is all because of me.
Would you have had such good luck without me," Sikong Yi said.
"That's it, if my master is happy, he will let me send a big red envelope.
My master is not happy, so we will only give out a penny of big red envelopes.
Baizhu said immediately.
Sikong Yi followed Baizhu's words and put on a bitter face, "Looking at this narrow cell, I'm not happy now."
Next time, I'll just send a penny red envelope. ” "Don't, our cells are big and small, you can sleep in whichever one you like, I'll let you choose."
The captain of the guard said hurriedly.
"What's the biggest cell here, I want to be the most comfortable."
Sikong Yi said.
"I'll take you there, I've got one of the biggest cells here, definitely the best cell we have here, by standard."
The captain of the guard said.
Sikong Yi and Bai Zhu immediately followed the footsteps of the captain of the guard and went to see the largest cell.
This cell is indeed a little larger than the others, but it is a little bigger.
At most, it looks like you can sleep alone.
"This is your biggest cell, and I'm going to be in a bad mood living here."
Sikong Yi said.
"But this is indeed our biggest cell here."
The captain of the guard was a little embarrassed, he really gave the best cell to Sikong Yi.
However, it seems that Sikong Yi is very dissatisfied with this cell.
But he can't think of any other way, but if he offends this God of Wealth because of the problem of the prison cell, what will he do with the big red envelope behind him.
He turned his head to look at the guards and jailers behind him, "You guys quickly think of a way to get a better cell for Mr.
Sikong Yi." ” "If you want to talk about a better room, it is our rest room, but we can't let Mr.
Sikong Yi live in our room, what if His Majesty William comes" "Yes, if His Majesty William sees Sikong Yi living in our room, he is afraid that we will be punished."
"This method doesn't work, we must be punished, think of some other way, let Mr.
Sikong Yi live in a cell, and it must be a good cell, a large cell."
The captain of the guard said.
One of the guards' eyes flickered, and suddenly thought of a way, "Captain, I have a way."
We opened the partition between the two cells and turned it into a cell, which is not a big area. ” The captain of the guard immediately twinked up, "Your plan is good, hurry up, you can go in and open the partition now." ” The partitions between the cells were only separated by some partitions, not real walls, so they were very easy to remove, and several jailers immediately removed the partitions.
The two cells immediately became one, which was indeed much larger, and could not only fit a bed, but also a table and chairs.
Sikong Yi rolled his eyes, "The opening of the two cells is just that big.
It's aggrieved when you look at it. ” He said complainingly.
"Then three cells, hurry up and open the other cell."
The captain of the guard ordered.
The two jailers immediately opened the partition of the other cell.
"Mr.
Sikong, now you are satisfied, this big cell is definitely the most comfortable cell we have ever had here."
The captain of the guard said.
"It looks good, sweep the floor and paint the walls for me, it's so dirty, I can't get used to it."
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Sikong Yi said.
"Okay, you wait a minute, I'll let them clean it up for you."
The captain of the guard immediately commanded his guards and jailers.
Soon the three cells were cleaned, even the walls.
In order to make Sikong Yi comfortable, the captain of the guard also made it unprecedented for the jailer to bring new beds, bedding, and clean tables and chairs.
If the sofa is not too conspicuous, the captain of the guard can ask the little guards to bring the sofa.
"This chair is too hard for me to sit on."
Sikong Yi complained.
"Mr.
Sikong, we can't set up a sofa in our cell, I really can't help this."
The captain of the guard said in embarrassment.
"You can't set up a sofa, can you replace it with a rattan chair," Sikong Yi asked.
The captain of the guard thought about it for a moment, the rattan chair, it seemed to be okay, after all, it was too dim here, and whoever came to see it would not notice whether it was an agreement or an ordinary wooden chair.
"Okay, I'll ask them to change you into a rattan chair."
He agreed.
"Bring me another rocking chair, the one made of bamboo."
Sikong Yi asked again.
"Okay, a rocking chair made of bamboo is fine, but it should be placed in the corner and not too obvious."
The captain of the guard said.
"Okay, I can put it anywhere, I can use it."
Sikong Yi put on a good look.
Soon rattan chairs and rocking chairs were placed in the cells.
Next, Sikong Yi asked for teacups, tea sets, and all kinds of toiletries.
He even asked the jailer to install a simple shower in the third cell.
Baizhu looked at his master, and really admired his master, who was in prison, he was clearly here for a vacation.
These jailers and guards tossed until midnight to get everything that Sikong Yi asked for.
In the corner of Sikong Yi's cell, there was even an air purifier.
Ensuring the air quality in his cell is the best.
Sikong Yi lay comfortably on his big bed.
And Baizhu was also allowed to sleep in Sikong Yi's room.
It's just that Baizhu doesn't have a big bed like Sikong Yi, so he can only make a folding bed and sleep in the second cell.
Even if it is a folding bed, it is much better than the bed in other cells, where the bed is just a plank.
As the guards and jailers withdrew, Sikong Yi's hand suddenly covered his heart.
"I said Baizhu, you bastard, you actually sent me a red envelope of 20,000 yuan, you want me to have a heart attack, right?"
Baizhu got up from the folding bed and ran to Sikong Yi's side, "Master, don't you think it's too worth it You spend 20,000 yuan to let these jailers and guards treat you the same as your master, and also transform the cell for you."
It's definitely worth it than staying in a hotel.
The point is that you can figure out a way to get the two of us out. ”: