Su's mother's status in the family was unquestionable, so even though Su Taotao was reluctant, she was forced to dress up the next day, holding a book of Chicken Soup for the Soul that she had never read as a token, and showed up on time three kilometers away from home.
In the park.
Although the target person has not yet appeared, Su Taotao has already had the urge to run away.
On weekend mornings, both the student party and office workers were catching up on their sleep.
Only the square-dancing aunts were happily occupying space in the park.
The two parties were evenly matched, and they were noisy as they came and went, and a full-on martial arts show was about to take place.
To avoid harming her little fish, Su Taotao scurried away and hid in the pavilion to observe if any suspicious person appeared.
She didn't want to stay here for a second longer.
It was best to flee the scene as soon as she saw that person.
Just when she raised her wrist to look at her watch for the thirty-fourth time, a young man finally appeared in her sight.
Although Su Taotao wanted to turn around and run away after seeing it, she still held it back when she remembered her mother's threat and warning yesterday.
She tried hard to use the skill of a thousand-jin drop to stop her in place.
This son of Aunt Ye's cousin has half-long hair on the left side, but the hair on the right side is shaved to the same length as the board.
His upper body is wearing a floral shirt that was popular in the last century, and his lower body is a pair of tight leather pants. some parts in the middle The shape of the shoes was clearly visible, and she couldn't bear to look at it a second time; the color of the most ridiculous pair of shoes was so bright that it eclipsed the wild flowers on the roadside.
Su Taotao felt as if she was on a blind date with a nightclub cowboy.
Want to cry but no tears.
Obviously, this man's distinctive attire also attracted the attention of other people in the park, including the two square dancing ladies who were already at war with each other.
They temporarily ceased their fire and couldn't help but point fingers at this man who was dressed like a turkey. .
But this elder brother didn't seem to care, and even enjoyed it very much.
With an inexplicable confidence, he finally recognized Su Taotao.
"You are the girlfriend introduced to me by my aunt, right?
I am fatter than in the photo, but my skin is not bad, but my clothes are a bit vulgar.
But it doesn't matter, I am a professional designer and I will personally help you match your clothes in the future.
I promise You have a 100% turnaround rate wherever you go, which makes you worthy of me.
By the way, what is your name?
My aunt told me once yesterday, but the name was too vulgar, so I didn't remember it. yeah."
Su Taotao deeply regretted why he didn't run away just now.
Even if he was beaten by his mother when he went back, it would be better than being with this turkey now and accepting everyone's criticism.
She really didn't understand where this turkey got the confidence to be so picky about herself.
However, the etiquette she had learned since childhood prevented her from turning around and leaving, nor did she curse.
She just answered his question dryly, even though she really wanted to hit this turkey on the head with the Chicken Soup for the Soul book in her hand.
Above: "My name is Xiaohua, you can also call me Cuihua, my full name is Xiao Cuihua."
"Is your surname Xiao?
It's such a strange surname, but the name is really vulgar."
The turkey man frowned in disgust and took a step back, as if being too close to Su Taotao would contaminate her "tackyness" Same: "Why don't I call you fois from now on?
Although your name still doesn't match mine, it is worse than the name of a green flower."
Su Taotao remained silent.
It didn't matter what he called her.
Anyway, after she found a chance to get rid of this turkey man, the two of them would have nothing to do with each other again.
What she has to do now is to find a chance to get rid of the turkey man.
"The time is right now.
Should we go shopping and change out of your tacky clothes?
Or should we find a place to eat?
unagne. barrassg. " The turkey man seemed to think he had a sense of humor, and he covered his mouth and laughed twice after speaking.
Unfortunately, Su Taotao only wanted to escape from the earth.
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Whether shopping or eating, she did not want to be with the turkey.
So she used the excuse of having a stomachache and planned to take the opportunity to escape.
Unexpectedly, this voluptuous turkey man had very good physical strength.
Even though Su Taotao had already used the speed of running a 100-meter race in school, she still could not get rid of this man.
Looking at the big peacock waiting for her outside the door, Su Taotao was about to cry without tears.
In desperation, she had to call for help and asked her military adviser Yunxiu for help.
Yunxiu on the other end of the phone burst into laughter after listening to Su Taotao's cry.
He even insisted on asking her to take a photo of the turkey man and send it over, otherwise he wouldn't give her a move.
Although she felt that taking photos of this turkey man was a defilement of the camera, she still had something to ask for, so she could only do it.
Sure enough, after seeing the photo, Yunxiu laughed even more unscrupulously, until Su Taotao was about to get angry with her laughter, and then she barely restrained herself and used a killing blow for Su Taotao.
"In fact, there is no need to use any clever tricks to deal with such a senseless pathological narcissist.
Just give him a good beating.
Remember not to hit his vital parts.
A slight injury is enough.
For you, this is not a difficult task, right?"
"But Master has taught us that practicing martial arts is to punish evil and promote good, and to protect ourselves.
We cannot hit people casually.
And I am wearing a skirt today, so I will expose myself if I do it."
"It means that this plan won't work, so we can only think of another one."
Simple and crude methods will not work.
It seems that she needs to use her brain to get rid of this turkey: "Otherwise, find someone who is more narcissistic and perverted than him.
Drive him away, the turkey world probably has to be based on seniority, maybe he will leave in despair when he sees someone who is more narcissistic than himself."
"You say it lightly.
This kind of person is rare to see in a hundred years.
Where can I find another one?"
"To be narcissistic to the point of perversion, apart from the one in front of you, there is no other than Lu Qi, but I don't think you can invite him."
Yunxiu was deep in thought, and suddenly thought of a compromise: "You can Ask Gu Zhun to save you.
Although he is not as good as Lu Qi, it is more than enough to make the turkey man feel ashamed.
If that doesn't work, you can also ask Gu Zhun to drive him away by force."
Su Taotao actually didn't want Gu Zhun to know about encountering a psychopath on a blind date.
If he asked him to help, he would probably laugh at himself about it for a long time.
But he couldn't think of any other good solution at the moment, so Su Taotao had no choice but to break the pot and call Gu Zhun to rush to the public restroom near the Central Park to come to the rescue.
As for her, she was determined not to go out and see the turkey man again before the reinforcements arrived
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