chatter2 When I crawled home like a dog carrying soy sauce, my grandma was already sitting at the dining table watching TV and eating.
The braised pork inevitably turned into stew.
She was intently watching a program called "Uncle" that specialized in helping people mediate family disputes.
There was an old lady on the TV sitting on the ground, slapping her legs, crying, saying that her son was unfilial and his wife was vicious and refused to give her food.
The old man who called me uncle was going around trying to persuade this and that.
The grandma who watched was filled with indignation and poked her with chopsticks.
Bang Bang in the bowl: Oh, you are not filial, you are not filial."
"Hey" she turned around and saw me, "Why did it take you so long to buy some soy sauce?"
I told her about the pigeon thing just now, but I hesitated and decided not to tell her about the alley thing.
After hearing this, grandma looked at me up and down like she was buying a carrot, and said, "You idiot, you can't tell a lie."
Come sit down and eat” "I, I, I" I didn't lie, but I couldn't defend myself.
I had no choice but to put the rice in and sit in front of the table to eat.
My eyes glanced at the TV.
The old uncle said to the old lady's son and daughter-in-law earnestly: Oh, you guys, don't do this again.
Listen to my old uncle, you are like this.
The old mother who gave birth to you and raised you must be punished.
It is illegal for you to abuse the elderly like this.
Audiences across the country have seen it."
Threat, Hong Guoguo's threat.
Upon hearing this, the two people immediately grabbed the old uncle's hand affectionately: "Oh, definitely, we will never do it again."
No more.
Mother, please forgive us for being confused for a moment."
Looking back at grandma, she was holding the chopsticks so tightly that she was about to break them.
Alas, I didn’t have much appetite, so I ate a few pieces of rice and saw that grandma didn’t pay attention to me at all, so I went back to the room.
I went back to the room and lay on the bed, rolling around and feeling awkward.
Something felt wrong.
When I turned over, I caught a glimpse of the ring on my left index finger.
I wanted to take it off and have a look, but I pulled it, pulled it, bit it, and it wouldn't come off.
Instead, I was covered in sweat.
So I had to roll back and forth on the bed again, and fell asleep unconsciously.
Not long after I fell asleep, I started to dream.
In the dream, I was walking by a silver river, with clear water up to my ankles, surrounded by an empty and boundless starry field.
I kept walking forward, as if looking for something.
Then a person appeared in my field of vision.
He sat quietly on a big gray rock on the shore, looking down at the galaxy so leisurely.
Lying on his left hand was an exquisite long sword with two outstretched wings on the hilt, and the scabbard was inlaid with crystal gems.
His long silver-gray hair was vented like the moonlight rippling in the water, flying behind him into a beautiful poem.
His aqua blue robe was blown up by the wind, floating leisurely.
I suddenly felt that he was what I was looking for, and I had been looking for him for a long time, so I ran towards him quickly.
But it seems that there is only a few dozen steps away but there is no way to reach it.
No matter how much I shout, he can't hear my voice.
I anxiously picked a star from the sky and threw it.
A meteor crossed the sky and landed in the Milky Way in front of him, stirring up fine water splashes.
His long hair was embellished with sparkles.
He slowly turned his head, his face was blurry, but his dark blue eyes were exceptionally bright.
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The moment our eyes met, it seemed that we had missed him for thousands of years, and our heart ached so much that we almost suffocated.
In a daze, I heard his voice coming from the end of time and space: ot Saga, I miss you."
"Ah" I screamed and rolled out of bed.
It turned out to be a dream.
I rubbed my sore back and touched my head that hit the floor.
I couldn’t help but sigh: My head has suffered so many disasters.
I don’t know how many brain cells have died.
I looked at the alarm clock on the bedside and jumped up from the floor with a frightened voice.
Why didn't grandma ask me to go to school at nine o'clock?
Damn it, I was about to be kicked out of school if I had bad grades and failed the class, but now I'm still absent from class and late, so don't think about it at all.
I hurriedly picked up my schoolbag and rushed out.
I rushed to the door and was stunned.
The solar eclipse can't be done.
Many people went down to the stairs hesitantly and moved out inch by inch.
Wow the moon Haha, that’s it, that’s it, you’re scaring yourself.
It was nine o'clock in the evening, not nine o'clock in the morning.
Suddenly, I felt like I had been given a shot of chicken blood and came back to life.
After calming my little heart, which jumped too fast due to fright, I hummed a little tune and walked towards the stairs.
"Hey, look at her, she looks so stupid and flat."
A mean voice said.
So stupid, why do you feel so bad?
"No way, it's quite fun."
Another gentle voice said.
What's fun
"She runs so fast, faster than a rabbit."
"Yeah, the legs are quite long.
I laughed so hard this afternoon, chasing pigeons for six streets, haha."
"Don't you think her head looks like a kohlrabi?"
"Hehehe, it looks quite similar.
"Do you think if I prick her with a needle, she will run faster?"
Oh, prick it Prick it I did something wrong and wanted to prick me.
I immediately looked around, who was so cruel and wanted to prick me?
There is none on the left, there is none on the right, there is nothing in front, and there is nothing behind.
There cannot be anything below.
Above, my eyes followed a tree and looked up.
There was a bat hanging upside down on the tree and a bat hanging upside down on the tree.
The snake was looking at me with a smile, its small fangs emitting a dangerous light under the moonlight.
Talking bats and snakes?
"Hey, I found it," said the mean voice, it was the bat.
"It doesn't matter, maybe she doesn't know it's ours."
The gentle voice deceived herself and said that it was the snake.
I scratched my head in embarrassment: "It's hard for me not to notice you like this." " The bat glanced at me disdainfully: "Oh!"
The snake said: "Okay, let's hide quickly, otherwise the king will not appear." " Bat: Well, if we beat her until she is half dead, the king will definitely appear. " I quickly waved my hands modestly: Oh no, no, no, even if you beat me to death, the king you are talking about will not appear. " The snake straightened up like a stick and pointed its head at me: "How do you know?"
Bat: Oh yes, how do you know?”
"I" how do I know?
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I had no choice but to run away.
Run, run, run "Look, she runs so fast."
"Yeah yeah."
“Would it be faster to let a dog bite?”
"No, please bring a car."
"Ah you are so cruel" "I hate it, talking about the Lun family like that."
Ah ah ah ah, perverted bat, perverted snake I ran home as fast as I could, slammed the door shut, and pressed my body against the door.
It still feels very unsafe.
Pull the chair over and put it on the door Pull the dining table over and press it against the door Pull the sofa over and press it against the door Tableware, wash basin, flower pot, fish tank put the refrigerator "Shi Momo, what are you doing?"
Grandma got up to go to the toilet and looked at me with her eyes wide open.
My hand holding the refrigerator stopped in mid-air.
She pointed at the pile of things in front of the door and looked at me in disbelief: Oh, you moved these and this."
I was stunned for a moment, and immediately acted expressionless and with dull eyes, and continued to drag the refrigerator to the door, moved the electric fan to the door, then walked around grandma as if I hadn't seen her, and returned to the room step by step.
Go to sleep and make a snoring sound.
Pretending to be sleepwalking to deceive the elderly is a good thing and a bad thing.
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