"The Prince Wakes Up" In one of the wards, a young man lying around a hospital bed asked with great concern, "Prince Tarek, are you better?"
Li Daniu woke up after a hangover and found that there were several white people around him, and he was instantly stunned, and the few white people in his sight were still talking to him.
"I don't know English."
Li Daniu's first reaction was to tell those white people that he couldn't understand English, but before he could say anything, Li Daniu found that he seemed to be able to understand what the other party said.
Li Daniu's ears can clearly hear this, a few white people speak absolutely not Chinese, and according to Li Daniu's experience of hundreds of Hollywood blockbusters, it can be determined that several white people speak English, but why can he understand it As a native Chinese, in addition to reading some English texts in English during class, and memorizing some words that have long been forgotten in order to cope with the exam, Li Daniu said that although he is a college student, he really did not take the fourth level.
Before he had time to think about why he was able to understand English, Li Daniu found that several white people actually called themselves princes in unison, Prince Tarek "Could it be that my long-lost parents finally found me, my real name is Tarek, I am actually a prince, His Royal Highness" Li Daniu almost burst into tears: "Finally, the bitterness is over, what is the rich second generation, Lao Tzu is the second generation of kings" When a series of luxury cars, beauties, private yachts, etc., the unattainable picture of Li Daniu appeared in his mind, Li Daniu couldn't help but slap himself hard.
It hurts Li Daniu thought painfully and happily: "It's not a dream, it's really not a dream, haha Lao Tzu wants the king to return, Cuihua, you will never believe it, what did you miss." ” Several white people were startled by Li Daniu's sudden self-harm, and instantly quieted down.
"Prince Tarek, are you alright?"
An older white man said cautiously: "We all know that the death of His Majesty and the Queen has made you very sad, but it is precisely because of this that you should cheer up and hold the enthronement ceremony as soon as possible. ” Li Daniu was beaten back to reality from the world of obscenity by this sentence.
"The king and queen have passed away and let me ascend the throne" Li Daniu was still momentarily melancholy just now, how should he face his parents who he had never met, this fast pace was a little unprepared.
"Your Royal Highness, we have taken you on leave, and although Harvard University is one of the best universities in the world, our country really needs you very much."
Li Daniu was thinking about how he should be more sad, when he heard something that made him confused.
"Leave of absence, Harvard University" Li Daniu didn't pay attention at all, and the sentence he blurted out was also in English, and his mind had been filled with several question marks.
Have I really graduated for some years?
The non-well-known university I went to in China is actually nicknamed Harvard University I'm not lying to myself Li Daniu looked around a little dazed, this is a single ward is undoubtedly luxurious, slightly luxurious, the facilities and equipment are not like domestic at all, and then look out the window, on several high-rise buildings, there are big signboards in English.
Taking a deep breath, Li Daniu recalled the story of last night.
Because Li Daniu's favorite Cuihua is getting married, and the groom is not Li Daniu, so he was a little sad, bought a bottle of Niu Er, a bag of peanuts, and returned to the rental house where he lived to drink alone.
Although Li Daniu's name is more manly, he is actually a home-attribute creature with a medium-to-low physique, and the amount of alcohol is naturally not very good, so until now, Li Daniu has no idea whether he has finished drinking that bottle of Niu Er.
So, here's the problem.
How did he go abroad after getting drunk Visas and passports are things that he has never been exposed to at all How can I understand English?
Li Daniu definitely doesn't believe it, because he has watched too many Hollywood blockbusters, and the reason for such nonsense as accumulation and epiphany is that if you can learn a foreign language in this way, Li Daniu should be the most proficient in Japanese.
Raising his hands, Li Daniu carefully observed them and determined that this was not his own hands.
It's a contradictory sentence, but this is Li Daniu's truest thoughts. crossed Just because he was not found by the long-lost king's parents, Li Daniu, who was a little disappointed, instantly became excited again.
Ignoring the few white people next to the hospital bed, Li Daniu lifted the quilt, got out of the hospital bed, and ran directly to the bathroom without wearing shoes.
Looking at the very unfamiliar face in the mirror, Li Daniu slapped himself again, and the mirror perfectly presented this very middle two action to Li Daniu.
"Smack" Li Daniu was even more excited, because this time it hurt more than the one just now.
Is there anything luckier than crossing over?
Li Da Niu can answer with great certainty: Yes, crossing over to become a king who is about to ascend the throne So, what could be luckier than crossing over into a soon-to-be-enthroned king?
Li Da Niu opened his pants, and after looking at it, he could answer with a very positive certainty: Yes, but I can't tell you.
Li Daniu, who was nervous in the bathroom for a while, began to wonder why his body was hospitalized, and whether he could use the amnesia most commonly used by the traverser to avoid the embarrassment of not knowing anyone outside.
But no matter what Li Daniu thinks, he can't think of a little memory of this body, if it weren't for looking at the face in the mirror that it was indeed not his own, and he spoke English, just like speaking Mandarin, Li Daniu would definitely doubt himself again.
What about the residual memories that are good Just as Li Daniu was hesitating how to face the people outside, he heard a knock on the door.
"Your Royal Highness, are you alright, do you need me to help you call the doctor?"
Of course, you don't need to call a doctor, your body is great.
"I'm fine."
Li Daniu broke the jar and opened the door of the bathroom, I don't know what if I just have amnesia "Your Royal Highness the Prince, you are really fine" Burns looked at the obviously new slap mark on Li Daniu's face, and was a little worried about his future, the king passed away, the prince was stupid, what future would there be as the prime minister Li Daniu looked at the white man in front of him with a strange look, a little worried, could it be that he saw something "You are" has reached this point, Li Daniu knew that he couldn't hesitate anymore, pretended not to remember, and asked tentatively.
"I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Burns, and I was appointed Prime Minister by your father."
"This one is Howl, the head of our country's security system, and Scan, the head of foreign affairs," Burns said. ” I haven't said I've lost my memory yet, why did you start to introduce it?
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, if your body is really fine, I want to introduce you to the situation in our country as soon as possible, after all, you have lived and studied in the United States for too many years and have not returned to China, so you don't know too much about many situations."
For this reason, it's amazing Li Daniu, who didn't have to pretend to have amnesia for the time being, didn't dare to show his excitement, after all, the king had died, so he suppressed his emotions.
"I'm really fine, you can start at any time."
Li Daniu was anxious to know what kind of privileges he had.
After the four of them sat down on the couch in the hospital room, Burns began his introduction to the country that was about to be ruled by Li Daniu.
"Your Royal Highness, the latest data shows that this year, the sea level in our country has risen by 915 centimeters in 19 years compared to 93 years, and if global warming is not curbed, in 50 years, the sea level in our country will rise by about 376 centimeters," Burns said here, pausing. 93 years plus 19 years, so is this year 2012 or 2013 Li Daniu has not yet figured out which year he has traveled to, and he was confused by Burns's introduction, didn't you say to introduce the situation of the country, what do you a prime minister do every day about the sea level Li Daniu felt that if he hadn't been familiar with the place since he first arrived, he would have removed Burns as prime minister.
When Burns saw that Li Daniu had no reaction at all when he heard this data, he sighed inwardly and continued: "At that time, 60% of our country will be completely sunk into the sea."
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Do I grass this Nima or the earth Li Daniu couldn't help but ask: "Then at that time, how much area will be left in our country?"
Burns glanced at Li Da Niu a little strangely, could it be that His Royal Highness the Prince couldn't understand such a simple math problem that the king could only spend money on Burns didn't know that Li Daniu really didn't know how big his country was.
"Your Royal Highness, at that time, there will only be 104 square kilometers left in our country, and there are 11,000 people in our country, plus there is still a part of these 104 square kilometers that is not suitable for habitation."
Li Daniu was no longer in the mood to listen to what Burns was saying, a country of only 11,000 people, no smaller than a small county in China, and on the verge of being largely submerged "Crossing the pit dead people" Under the excitement, Li Daniu actually shouted this sentence in Chinese, and then fainted.
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