When all the Tuvaluans had successfully migrated to the Auckland Islands, Li arranged for Burns to hold a press conference.
"As of today, the Auckland Islands are officially renamed New Tuvalu.
The supreme leader of the country is Tarek II, and the government is composed of a Prime Minister appointed by His Majesty the King, with the Ministers of National Security, the Coordinating Minister for Economic and Social Policy, the Minister of Finance, the Minister of Trade and Industry, and the Minister of Manpower" "I am the first Prime Minister of New Tuvalu personally appointed by His Majesty the King, and I hereby announce the establishment of the Supreme Court, the Attorney-General's Office, the National Security Service, and the New Tuvalu Police, Customs, Immigration, Correctional Services, Fire Services Department, Government Flying Service, Auxiliary Medical Service and Civil Aid Service."
"New Tuvalu will form its own national defense constitution, implement a compulsory military service system, and the supreme commander will be His Majesty Tarek II, and there will be 3 rank generals lieutenant general, major general, brigadier general, 3 rank colonel, and 4 rank lieutenant officer" "Establish a parliament, formed by elected members.
The Prime Minister has the power to form a cabinet by selecting members from Parliament. ” The content of this press conference is actually not new, and it is basically the composition of a well-established national polity.
But the meaning of this conference is completely different.
Some netizens commented: "What are so many moths doing in a country with a bigger fart?"
"You know what it is, it's called a sparrow, although it's small, it's all sorted.
If a country wants to develop, it must first improve its own physique and ensure social stability. ” "Then why didn't Tuvalu set up so much mess in the past" "That's because the previous Tuvalu settings didn't work.
With so many government agencies, not only do you need enough money, but you also need to have a large enough population.
Half a year ago, Tuvalu had heard that even drinking water needed to be imported from abroad, and even needed assistance from other countries to ensure the supply of drinking water. ” "I agree that Tuvalu has money now, but one thing should not be forgotten, and that is that Tuvalu does not have enough people now.
He has set up so many functional departments, but there are not so many civil servants at all, isn't it still the same to do superficial work and engage in formalism?"
"Population, don't you know that Tuvalu has opened up several batches of immigration qualifications, and when they have enough places to live, they will definitely open immigration qualifications again, otherwise, so many buildings in the new Tuvalu plan are for ghosts to live in."
"The total is only more than 600 square kilometers, which is not as big as the city in my hometown, how many people can be supported" "Singapore has more than 5 million people, and their land area is only 713 square kilometers, which is much larger than New Tuvalu, and if anyone looks at the planning map of New Tuvalu, they should be able to see that New Tuvalu is preparing for land reclamation in the later stage.
As for how much area to fill in, I don't think it will be small with His Majesty's usual generosity of His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu. ” "Speaking of which, I applied for immigration to New Tuvalu and I have been approved, and I am considering whether to go or not."
"Upstairs, I'll pay $100,000 for your immigration qualifications.
Of course, you have to agree that I will have plastic surgery to look like you. ” "Don't be stupid upstairs, the new Tuvalu immigration application will also verify fingerprints and other information, even if you have plastic surgery, it is useless."
In addition to the overly new Tuvalu polity, there is a lot of talk about how the New Zealand government will react.
"Do you think the New Zealand government still dares to forcibly reclaim the Auckland Islands, or the new Tuvalu now?"
"Why don't you dare to wipe out New Tuvalu with a single missile salvo."
"If New Tuvalu is flattened, then is it necessary for the New Zealand government to take back New Tuvalu, isn't it just that His Majesty the King has taken a fancy to the infrastructure that His Majesty has built on New Tuvalu?"
"Is there something wrong with the heads upstairs, how can the New Zealand government take a fancy to those tens of billions of dollars in investment, they just don't want to have forces that can threaten their national security."
"The head upstairs is really the problem, are you an idiot Australia is not far from New Zealand, and the military is stronger than New Tuvalu I don't know how much, why don't you see New Zealand protesting against Australia's annual military budget" "Agreed, the United States, China, they still have nuclear weapons, and they can even use ICBMs to hit most countries in the world, why don't you see them openly protesting that they want to destroy all nuclear weapons and ICBMs?
"Sympathize with the New Zealand people for a minute, if you want to blame, blame your government for being kicked in the head by a donkey, but judging from the performance of His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu, he is still quite merciful, otherwise, if the cyber attack is extended for another ten minutes, a large-scale riot will break out in New Zealand."
"I think this is exactly the cleverness of His Majesty the King, to give you a ruthless way to let you know how powerful I am, and it will not cause you too much damage, lest the other party die in the net."
"I'm wondering what the New Zealand government will do after seeing the launch of the new Tuvalu."
The discussion is heating up on the Internet, while the New Zealand government is in dire straits.
Demonstrations began all over the country, and those countries and forces that had previously supported themselves in finding trouble with Tuvalu closed their mouths and began to solve the problems they might face, while New Tuvalu held a press conference at this time and slapped the New Zealand government in the face.
"What the hell should I do?"
After a few days of cabinet meetings, parliamentary discussions, the New Zealand government found that there was no solution to the problem.
Moreover, in response to the slap in the face of New Tuvalu, not only could they not resist, but they had to smile at it.
What a grievance this is.
If there is a regret medicine in this world, then these leaders of the New Zealand government are absolutely willing to exchange everything they have for a regret pill.
Why did you want to take back the Auckland Islands because of greed?
"Once again, the crowd has expanded, and there is no sign of abating."
After someone reported the situation, these politicians who wanted to avoid the limelight dispelled their last glimmer of hope.
Five days have passed since the darkest few minutes in New Zealand's history, and the Prime Minister of New Zealand has held a televised briefing.
"Allow me to apologise to all the people of New Zealand.
For personal and family reasons, I will submit my resignation, and the affairs of the Government will be managed by the Governor until he is succeeded by the new Prime Minister. ” This sentence spread all over the world in just ten minutes, and the front pages of the media in various countries began to report it in a big way.
The whole world was shocked, even the people who were demonstrating in New Zealand, because no one could have imagined that the New Zealand prime minister would carry the pot, and even directly let the pot be suppressed.
Personal family reasons Ghosts don't believe it.
Compared with the worldwide impact of the resignation of the New Zealand Prime Minister in a short period of time, an announcement on the official website of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the New Zealand government has not caused a wide range of waves for the time being.
"We welcome the migration of the people of Tuvalu to New Tuvalu, and hope that the two countries can achieve good-neighborliness, friendship and mutual cooperation in the future." t1706231537: