New York, USA, is one of the most prosperous metropolises in the world.
In a high school in the suburbs of New York, there is an average high school student named Dave.
Like the vast majority of ordinary high school students, Dave's academic performance is not good, and his interpersonal relationships in the college are not very good.
His mother died of illness, and Dave, who lives with his father, who has not remarried, has only two hobbies: reading comics and jerking off Because of the lack of social activities to release too much energy, and the usual bullying by the gangsters, Dave has always been curious about a question.
"Why does no one want to be a superhero, you say?"
In a bookstore, Dave asks his only two friends a question that he thinks is great.
Dave's friends Matt and Todd are naturally the same as him.
Lack of social activities, usually bullied by gangsters.
I can only rely on comics as my spiritual sustenance all day long, and then after returning to my room, I will lust with a relatively plump woman, such as their English teacher, and then waste a few tissues.
Matt, a slightly chubby man with glasses, hugged the comic book and said without raising his head: "Because it's too difficult." ” Dave was puzzled and said, "What's so difficult, just have a uniform and put on a mask."
Todd held the milk tea cup, took a hard sip, and said, "Man, you're talking about heroes, not superheroes."
Superheroes should have superpowers, flying, invulnerable, and powerful. ” Dave shrugged his shoulders and said, "Guys, have you forgotten that Bruce Wayne is just an ordinary person who doesn't have any superpowers, but he has become the nemesis of criminals Batman" Todd burst out laughing and said, "You're talking about comics, and we live in reality.
In the real world, there is no equipment that he has.
Moreover, he is a rich man, and a rich man is really willing to cover his face and fight evil?"
Matt also looked up, hummed twice in agreement, and then continued to look down at the comic book in his hand.
Dave's emotions became a little excited, and he said, "I'm talking about the real world, don't you think it's strange why no one wants to do this?"
Matt raised his head again and said, "In reality, if someone does this, it must be looking for a beating." ” Dave sighed and said, "I'm not saying it's advisable to do this, but I'm wondering, why hasn't anyone done it, everyone loves superheroes, but after so many years, why hasn't anyone tried it?"
"Because there's no pay to be a superhero, and besides, if you cover your face, you won't have the opportunity to date a female fan," Todd said. ” Matt retorted: "Haven't you seen the story that I have to tell Spider-Man, the Spider-Man in that movie, every time he saves a female fan, he will have an in-depth communication with the female fan." ” When Todd laughed knowingly, Dave asked puzzledly, "What the hell is that, why haven't I watched the new Spider-Man series?"
” Todd and Matt both looked at Dave at the same time and smiled lewdly, "Yes, we'll send you the link when we get back." ” "I still have a link to The Flash One Night, do you want to see it" Dave instantly understood what his two friends were talking about, smiled wryly, and stopped the topic he had provoked.
For their group of high school students who have excess energy in some way, this kind of topic will not be missing every time they chat.
Expecting them to discuss the philosophical question of why no one wants to be a superhero is as incredible as asking a pig to paint.
Even if you put a paintbrush in the pig's mouth, it can draw things on the drawing board.
However, can it really be considered art, or what is the difference between art and this kind of painting?
After drinking the milk tea, the three of them left the bookstore.
Todd and Dave stopped by and said goodbye to Matt, and the two walked into an alley, which was their closest way home.
"Hey, you two come here."
Just as Todd and Dave were discussing the plot of a certain comic, an unusually active voice suddenly rang out.
The two of them turned their heads and looked at each other, standing still in an instant, not daring to move at all.
"I said, 'Let you come, didn't you hear?'"
It was a white man covered in tattoos who shouted, and after seeing that Dave and the two stood still, he immediately walked to Dave's side with his companion step by step.
Seeing that Dave and the others still didn't dare to squeak, the arrogance of the white gangsters became more and more arrogant, and said, "What are you carrying in your hand?"
Todd shuddered, "It's all comic books."
The white thug tore through the bag, looked at it twice, threw it on the ground, and said, "Give me your phone and money." ” Dave and the two immediately took out the money on their bodies without hesitation, and as for the mobile phone, only Dave took out one.
The white thug patted Todd on the face and said, "I said, and the phone."
Todd said very aggrievedly: "I was robbed yesterday, so I haven't had time to buy a mobile phone yet." ” The white thug and his accomplice burst out laughing and said, "You're such a fucking piece of shit." ” Looking at the backs of the two thugs arrogantly leaving, Todd said very nervously: "Let's go quickly, otherwise they will come back to beat us." ” Dave's eyes at this time were firmly fixed on the window of a residential building next to him, because he had clearly seen just now that after a person stood at the window and saw this scene, he directly chose to close the curtains.
"Why doesn't anyone want to be a superhero?"
With this question, Dave was pulled away by Todd, and when he returned home, Dave didn't know which tendon was wrong in his head, so he bought a jumpsuit and mask on the Internet.
"I'm going to be a superhero" When Dave spoke his wish to the green jumpsuit on the computer screen, he didn't notice that there was a very small fly taped to the ceiling of his room.
Moreover, for the past few days, the fly has been following him, and what he did was recorded by the mechanical compound eyes on the fly, and then transmitted to the suite of a high-end hotel in the center of New York.
Li Daniu was wearing a comfortable dressing gown and holding a glass of high-end red wine that costs $200 for a corkage, looking at the picture projected by the Apocalypse armor in the living room.
"It seems that the actor's desire to be a superhero is as firm as ever."
Li Daniu, who has watched the movie, knows very clearly that when the clothes ordered by Dave arrive, he will act like a fool, wearing that ridiculous green uniform and a green mask to stop the crime.
Then, he was stabbed by two car thieves and hit by a passing car.
Of course, he didn't get any superpowers because of this, but because of the car accident, his motor nerves and reaction speed were a little slower than ordinary people.
Even after lying in the hospital for half a year, Dave still did not give up his dream of being a superhero and continued to use his thin body to fight crime.
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As a result, it is natural that the nose is swollen and swollen by being beaten often.
"It's a pity, you have the heart of a superhero, but you don't have the ability of a superhero.
Made, there doesn't seem to be any sense of accomplishment in changing the fate of a mentally retarded person."
Li Daniu took a sip of the red wine in the glass, and then learned the tutorial on tasting red wine that he had seen before, and tasted it carefully with the tip of his tongue in his mouth.
"Phew."
After spitting out the red wine, Li Daniu directly connected the glass and still put it in the trash, and then said loudly: "Friday, complete the network invasion of this world?"
The speaker on the Apocalypse armor sounded: "Master, the first stage of the invasion has been completed, and the second stage of the invasion requires the addition of server crews. ” Li Daniu laughed and said, "Then first transfer all the money in the black money that is being laundered, or the money in some well-known black money accounts, to my account." ” Friday's voice continued to emanate through the Apocalypse Armor, saying, "According to the calculation and analysis, the amount of black money that can be transferred directly is 1,236.9 billion US dollars, do you need to transfer it all to your account?"
Li Daniu was stunned and asked: "So many, you can't be wrong, how can those people put their money in the account and depreciate?"
Friday replied: "There are no statistical errors, in fact, according to the analysis of customer profiles of some banks, there are securities funds of much greater value, etc."
I can sell these securities, funds, properties, etc. if you need them.
Alternatively, I can modify the balance in your account directly.
Depending on the number of banks that have been successfully hacked so far, you can have unlimited account balances in 9,999 banks around the world. “ Li Daniu suddenly laughed and said, "Doesn't that mean that my bank card is full?"
Friday replied, "You can describe it that way." “ "Forget it, let's get $50 billion first, it's not enough." t1706231537: