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779 'Stubborn' new Tuvalu king!


The Pentagon convened an emergency press conference when the King of New Tuvalu, on a frigate, traveled to New Tuvalu's industrial base on the high seas "Six hours ago, two of our strategic-class nuclear submarines, three F22 fighter jets, and some other armaments were held hostage by terrorists.

After 6 hours of tracking battles, we managed to destroy one of the F22 fighters.

However, we have completely lost track of the whereabouts of other armaments. ” In a very sad tone, the Pentagon spokesman finished with a piece of news that shocked all the reporters in the audience.

Although because of the travel of the King of New Tuvalu, many mainstream media are reporting on it.

However, as the highest command organ of the US military, a group of reporters are squatting near the Pentagon at all times, including many foreign reporters.

At this moment, the only sentence echoing in the heads of these reporters is the sentence uttered by the Pentagon press secretary with an unusually serious expression "Our lost strategic-class nuclear submarines are equipped not only with ICBM launchers, but also with nuclear warheads, and we must warn all countries in the world" At the scene of the instant uproar, dozens of reporters asked questions hoarsely.

"Haven't all the terrorists in the world been wiped out by New Tuvalu?"

"Have you identified the terrorists and what they are doing to hijack them?"

"Why did you report six hours after the incident?"

"Why were terrorists able to hijack your country's strategic-class nuclear submarine, and did there be an insider response to this incident?"

"Is this an act of terror, or is there treason in the United States" In the face of the noisy questioners, the Pentagon spokesman said with an unusually serious expression: "I hope that you can first inform the world of this news, and then we will have a question session."

Because this time, the weapons that the terrorists have are too powerful. ” At the scene of the Pentagon's press release, signal control was temporarily relaxed.

The reporters present conveyed the shocking news back to the media where they worked.

The media outlets that got the news did not hesitate to suspend the coverage of the new Tuvalu king's travel, and instead broadcast the Pentagon's press conference live.

Although the media in some countries, due to certain restrictions, cannot do live broadcast in real time without live broadcast authorization.

However, they also received permission to report on the Pentagon's press conference in relative detail, in the form of videos and pictures.

BBC TV, UK.

"Urgent news, 10 minutes ago, the Pentagon held a press conference and announced a very serious news, that is, six hours and ten minutes ago, they lost including " "At present, the United States has begun to notify governments and carry out corresponding pre-planning measures.

After a year, the terrorists have resurged, and will New Tuvalu, which has wiped out the vast majority of the world's terrorists, suffer retaliation from the terrorists?"

For some unspeakable reasons, the media in many countries reported on this serious dereliction of duty by the Pentagon.

They all predict whether New Tuvalu, a country that has declared war on terrorists around the world and achieved brilliant results, will suffer retaliation from terrorists Viewers from all over the world who watched the news did not react at all at the first time.

"What kind of situation can have news that can steal the headlines of our King and the King" Whether you are a citizen of New Tuvalu or not, many people are accustomed to addressing the King of New Tuvalu as His Majesty.

This is not only because of the charisma of the King of New Tuvalu, but also because of the enviable civic benefits of New Tuvalu.

Whether or not you can become a full citizen of New Tuvalu has become one of the criteria for whether you can live a happy life.

Moreover, he has always been the king of New Tuvalu, and the new Tuvalu he represents, grabbing all the headlines with news that shocked the world.

Including because of the suddenness of the incident, it became an urgent news in major media, and the other programs that were being broadcast were snatched away.

But now, with news stealing the headlines from the king of New Tuvalu, it's like the sun is suddenly coming out of the west After watching the content of the sudden news, these viewers were stunned at the same time "I'm grass, is Lao Mei joking with us?"

"How do I feel, they lost not two strategic-class nuclear submarines, but two toy cars" "My son's toy car is lost, and he will cry, look at their expressions" "This is their responsibility, and it is enough to say now that countries are asked to take precautions" No matter how the audience discussed, the Pentagon spokesman refused to make it clear how much armament had been lost when answering reporters' questions The phrase "including other undisclosed armaments" is always used to excuse perfunctory And when the reporters asked what they did in the six hours after the loss of these armaments.

The Pentagon's spokesmen also read out some painless official lines The number of viewers watching the live broadcast is very large because it is really breaking news, crisis news that can endanger global security.

Compared to monsters that can only destroy with their bodies, the nuclear warhead made by humans is the weapon that truly frightens humans Seeing the Pentagon spokesman, the content announced was completely inexhaustible, and there was even a lot to hide, and all the viewers complained.

However, they can only complain now.

Because they only had fifteen minutes to learn the news 170 nautical miles southwest of the home coastline of New Tuvalu, a moving frigate suddenly stopped.

The captain of this frigate ran to the deck with a solemn face, and in the ear of His Majesty the King, whom he respected very much, anxiously reported the news of the Pentagon's dereliction of duty Li Daniu waved his hand and said: "Don't be so quiet, since the Pentagon has already held a press conference, it doesn't matter if we let our reporters know."

The reporter of the new Tuvalu Royal Television with a blank face heard the captain of the frigate, and said in a nervous but very loud voice: "Your Majesty, the United States has two strategic-class nuclear submarines, as well as two F22 fighter jets, and even includes some of their unknown armaments.

Kidnapped by unidentified terrorists six hours ago, and at present, there is no exact information on his whereabouts."

The Royal Tuvalu Television in New Tuvalu, which does not broadcast Pentagon news, is still watched by nearly 20 million people.

Hearing the report of the captain of the frigate, all the spectators were confused.

I subconsciously thought that this was a joke by His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu, but in an instant, I thought that this was a live show, how could it be a joke from the United States Moreover, such a serious joke Many people search with their mobile phones and instantly find countless relevant news links, and the release time is a few minutes ago.

When the audience confirmed the authenticity of the news, the captain of the frigate said in a loud voice: "Your Majesty, I strongly recommend that this trip be suspended immediately and inform our military to arrange fighter escorts" Li Daniu, who is completely aware of what is hidden here, said righteously in the face of this camera: "I once said that we in New Tuvalu will never compromise with terrorists.

In the past and in the future, our new Tuvalu will be a country where terrorists will never be able to set foot. ” "And now, I want to correct what I said earlier."

"Where there are us New Tuvaluans, there should be no terrorists.

If they dare to show up, then, no matter where they are, we in New Tuvalu will not hesitate to eliminate them."

"Therefore, this trip will not be suspended, it must be continued, captain, I order you, immediately according to the original sailing plan, set off to the target place" The impassioned speech was echoed by New Tuvalu's previous success in the face of terrorists.

Then, comparing the incompetence of the Pentagon at this time, many viewers couldn't help but cheer for New Tuvalu And U.S.

President Conrad, who saw this scene, showed a sneer t1706231537: