204 Fart Princess The emperor in the Jinluan Palace looked cunning: "I have decided to marry you to Prince Ming, and the marriage will be completed today."
King Ming's face was gloomy, sometimes as gentle as jade, sometimes ruthless, and his cold and ruthless laughter kept ringing in his ears, "Li Zhige, you can never escape from the palm of my hand.
No matter where you go to the end of the world, I will take care of you."
Get her back and make me the king's woman, hahaha."
He suddenly stepped forward, picked up Li Zhige's shirt, and tore it to pieces.
"No."
Li Zhige sat up from the bed sweating profusely.
Surrounded by familiar curtains and a faint scent of Long Yan, his messy heart finally calmed down.
"What's wrong?"
Xuanyuan Youchen stood up, picked up the brocade handkerchief on the side and gently wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, with a hint of anxiety in his deep phoenix eyes.
He held her whole body in his arms, placing his chin against her slightly moist face, "I'm always by your side, don't be afraid."
"I'm having a nightmare."
Li Zhige put her arm around his neck and said timidly.
Xuanyuan Youchen had never seen her look so frightened and weak.
It was as if a big stone was pressing on her heart, making her breathless.
He gently stroked her back and hugged her tighter, "Stop thinking so wildly."
It’ll be okay.”
Li Zhige huddled in Xuanyuan Youchen's solid and broad arms like a little bird, listening to the heartbeat like a war drum, feeling very at ease.
She closed her eyes quietly and hugged him tightly.
"Zhige" Xuanyuan Youchen stretched out his slender fingers, crossed Li Zhige's fair and jade-like face, and gently gathered the hair on her temples, his voice a little nervous.
"Yes."
Li Zhige raised his head and stared at her resolute and handsome face, full of curiosity.
He rarely had such moments.
Xuanyuan Youchen stared at her intoxicating black eyes like stars, slowly lowered his head, placed a kiss on her red lips, and then said very seriously: "I want a child."
Hearing this, Li Zhige smiled brightly and said in a sweet voice: "Then you should give birth to a baby quickly."
Seeing this, Xuanyuan Youchen put his big hands around Li Zhige's slender waist, and said every word like a sentence: "I want to have a child with you."
Li Zhige was stunned by his serious expression.
He reached out and touched his delicate face, looking at his deep and sharp phoenix eyes, he was stunned for a moment. he is serious Xuanyuan Youchen stretched out his hand to hold down the hand that was touching her face, and said in a deep voice: "I know that you have been drinking Bizi Soup, and I also know that I have wronged you like this, but" Li Zhige stretched out his other hand and touched his elegant thin lips with his slender index finger, "I don't feel aggrieved.
I only drank the Fuzi Decoction because my body had been exposed to cold poison before and I was afraid that it would be bad for the child if I got pregnant, so I don’t want it at the moment.
During this period, I have been adjusting my body to achieve the best state for pregnancy.”
Xuanyuan Youchen raised his eyebrows, why didn't he think of it, but instead misunderstood that she didn't want to have children?
"Of course you can have a child, but now is not the time," Li Zhige said sweetly, "You have been poisoned for so many years, and it is inevitable that there will be some residue in your body, and you need to take care of it for a while."
"Okay, I'll listen to you."
Xuanyuan Youchen kissed her hand on her lips, and said with a doting smile: "Then let's do it now" "Sleep," Li Zhige said in a sleepy voice.
"Okay then" Xuanyuan Youchen hugged Li Zhige from behind with a slight disappointment, held her hands tightly, and said softly: "It's getting late, go to bed quickly."
Li Zhige turned sideways uneasily to face Xuanyuan Youchen, "Why did the emperor treat me during today's celebration banquet?"
Before she could speak, her red lips were blocked by Xuanyuan Youchen's lips, and his kiss was very Gentle yet domineering, it makes people feel a little breathless.
"The Emperor is indeed a little abnormal these days."
Xuanyuan Youchen patted his head gently, hugged Li Zhige and comforted him softly: "The behavior is very abnormal.
It seems that he is possessed by an evil spirit.
I have secretly sent someone to check on his diet and daily life."
"I have read a lot of medical books on poison poisons before.
There is a very ancient poison called the heart-losing poison.
Once poisoned, you will lose your mind and be manipulated by others without knowing it."
Li Zhige knew that King Ming had no idea about the poison.
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Regarding Xuanyuan Youchen's poison, now that he is going to ascend the throne of God, he will naturally take action against the emperor.
After controlling his mind, he can successfully inherit the throne.
"In that case, I should go to the palace with Nangong Rang tomorrow."
Xuanyuan Youchen hates poison, and King Ming is so insidious and vicious, he really has a human face and a beast heart.
He squeezed Li Zhige's palm tenderly and said comfortingly: "You don't have to worry too much about these things.
I have everything under my control.
Stay at home and I will send someone to protect you."
"Yes."
Li Zhige nestled in Xuanyuan Youchen's arms, closed his eyes with peace of mind, and fell asleep deeply.
Xuanyuan Youchen stared at her peaceful sleeping face, gently picked up the quilt on the side and covered her with it, his eyes full of apology and deepness. ＊ Bamboo forest.
Large swaths of black bats flew through the air, surrounded by strange sounds, which made people a little scared.
Yang Ruoxing sat on the wooden pile on one side uneasily, his face a little pale.
Who is this strange old man who actually lives in such a terrible place?
Suddenly she saw an aqua-blue figure coming from a distance.
This figure was very familiar, it was my mother.
This recognition made her almost fall off the wooden post, landed on the ground, and ran away: "Mother, you are Finally here” Fu Liuli saw the aggrieved look on Yang Ruoxiao's face, but didn't react much and looked around, "Where are the others?"
"Inside the cave."
Yang Ruokong pointed to the hidden cave entrance in the mist in front of the mountain.
He felt a little disappointed.
His mother didn't seem to be very happy to see her.
The Poison King ghost doctor was refining poison when he suddenly heard a familiar voice in his ears.
He felt nostalgic and his heart was full of joy.
He jumped up and landed in front of Fu Liuli.
His eyes were like fire, his heart was beating fast, his lips were He trembled a few times but said nothing.
Fu Liuli glanced at the Poison King Ghost Doctor and said nothing, his eyes filled with coldness.
"Liu Li, you are finally willing to see me."
The Poison King Ghost Doctor had tears in his eyes and clenched his fists.
He was very excited.
"You haven't changed at all, you are still so beautiful."
"Shut up," Fu Liuli scolded sternly: "Don't talk sweetly here, because you have suffered so much over the years.
But you just walked away without saying goodbye, you unsympathetic bastard."
"Liu Li, you had no choice but to leave me back then.
My master was seriously ill back then, and I..." the Poison King Ghost Doctor quickly explained.
"That's enough.
It's been so many years.
There's no point in explaining anymore."
Fu Liuli closed her eyes and said coldly.
"Liu Li, you have suffered all these years," the Poison King Ghost Doctor said with guilt, "Why didn't you wait for me?
You know I will definitely come back to you."
"Waiting for you," Fu Liuli sneered, "I can afford to wait, but Ruolan can't afford to wait."
The Poison King Ghost Doctor was full of surprise and then said happily: "You mean she is really my child?"
Fu Liuli said nothing, acquiescing.
Yang Ruoxing was completely dumbfounded.
Could it be that she was not the daughter of Yang Guogong, but the illegitimate daughter of this strange old man?
This truth made her a little unsteady.
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She took a few steps back and leaned against a thick tree trunk behind her. .
When Fu Liuli saw this, he still said coldly: "I still have important things to do, so you should protect her."
"Okay, don't worry."
The Poison King Ghost Doctor immediately nodded in agreement.
Looking at Fu Liuli's leaving figure, he couldn't help but shout loudly: "Be sure to pay attention to safety.
Ruorong and I are here waiting for you to come back."
When Fu Liuli heard this, her red lips curled up slightly, revealing a very mysterious smile
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Mingwangfu.
Shi Yiqian diligently helped Xuanyuan Youming wash and change clothes, and said softly: "Congratulations, Your Majesty, on your triumphant return."
Xuanyuan Youming didn't say anything and just took a bath by himself, which made Shi Yiqian extremely embarrassed.
But now that Concubine Lan has passed away, the Shi family is gone, and her only support is King Ming.
"Today's triumphant victory, the emperor wishes to marry me."
King Ming said calmly, as if he didn't care at all about Shi Yiqian, who had been waiting beside him.
Shi Yiqian's movements were slightly startled.
Was he reminding himself that she was just a concubine, not the main wife?
She forced a smile and asked, "I wonder which daughter is so lucky?"
"You've seen him before, Li Zhige."
King Ming said leisurely, glancing at Shi Yiqian who was pale, and the corners of his mouth curled up ever so slightly.
"Li Zhige" Shi Yiqian accidentally dropped the towel into the water.
The splash wet King Ming's face, and he was so scared that he quickly wiped it away.
King Ming stretched out his hand to block her hand, seeing the panic in her eyes, and said in a deep voice: "I am very happy about this marriage, I don't know what you think about it."
"I thought that as long as the prince was happy, I would be willing to do anything."
Shi Yiqian said softly.
She knew that Prince Ming was testing her.
In the past, because of the relationship with the Shi family, he had always treated her as a principal concubine, but things were different now.
It was already good for her to keep her position as a side concubine.
"That's very good."
King Ming reached out to take the change of clothes from the maid's hand, flew up from the water, had finished putting on the clothes in the blink of an eye, and walked leisurely to the door.
Shi Yiqian felt a burning fire in her heart.
Why did this bitch kill her eldest sister and third sister?
She also made her mother lose her voice and become mute.
This caused the Shi family's status in the court to plummet.
Nowadays, even her husband wants to rob her, and it is her who is the big one and she who is the small one.
This is too arrogant.
"Come here, please invite Miss Li to come to the palace."
Shi Yiqian felt panicked.
If she really let her in and became a royal concubine, how would she live her life in the future?
If that's the case, then she should deal with this vixen as soon as possible. . ＊ Li Zhige was a little surprised when she heard that Shi Yiqian wanted to invite her to Prince Ming's Mansion.
The two of them had never been on good terms with each other, and they even had some feuds, so why did they suddenly make such a move.
But now that she has spoken, she will naturally go, which will save her the trouble of coming every day from now on.
Xuanyuan Youchen and Nangong Rang went to the palace and wouldn't be able to come back for a while.
No one dared to stop her when she went out.
Just talking about King Daoming, I feel a little scared in my heart.
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This man is too weird and deep, just like a life-seeking Rakshasa from hell.
You don't know when he will appear and take your life.
From a distance, I saw Shi Yiqian sitting in the pleasant octagonal pavilion, drinking herbal tea and eating snacks.
Her life was quite comfortable.
Li Zhige walked towards her quietly.
There were more than a dozen masters hiding in the dark.
The pavilion was surrounded by a lotus pond that could not be seen to the edge.
Could it be that she planned to take action here?
"I have met Princess Ming," Li Zhige said politely, with a pair of bright eyes showing a faint smile, elegant and refined, "I wonder if Princess Ming has something important to do, please come here."
Shi Yiqian raised her eyes and wanted to chop her stunning face to pieces.
No wonder the prince said he would be happy to do so.
Which man in the world could hold such a look?
"I heard that Miss Li studied under a miracle doctor.
My mother has recently lost her voice for no reason.
I wonder if there is any panacea that can cure her strange disease?"
Shi Yiqian asked expressionlessly.
"Since we are seeing a doctor, we naturally have to look around and ask questions.
I wonder where Mrs.
Shi is?"
Li Zhige pretended not to know and looked around.
"Peng" Shi Yiqian was so angry that she broke the plate on the table and said sternly: "Li Zhige, please stop pretending here and hand over the antidote quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
The masters hidden around him appeared one after another and surrounded Li Zhige with murderous intent.
"What do you mean?"
Li Zhige quickly stepped forward and drank a cup of herbal tea to relieve the heat.
Although it was already the Mid-Autumn Festival, the weather was really sultry at noon.
"What antidote?
I don't understand what you mean at all." ” "It was you who secretly poisoned me and made my mother speechless.
Don't think that I don't know about your despicable and dirty tricks."
Although Shi Yiqian usually looks docile and kind, in fact, she is just as domineering and arrogant as her sisters.
"Humph."
Li Zhige sneered, curled his eyelashes, and said in a deep voice: "So you came to me just for these unfounded things.
In this case, let's leave.
And don't come to me again in the future.
I don't I’ll spend my free time here listening to your nonsense, bye.”
"Stop" Shi Yiqian motioned to the people around her to push her into the lotus pond.
Li Zhige naturally knew her intention, and smiled charmingly: "I just met Prince Ming at the gate of the palace.
He said that he would invite me to take a golden phoenix boat for a night tour of the imperial capital later.
I am afraid that I am waiting outside the palace in a hurry. " When Shi Yiqian heard this, her heart suddenly sank.
The prince must have known that she was with him.
Wouldn't he be seeking death if he took action now?
He signaled the people around him to stop again, and watched helplessly as her graceful figure floated away, and resentfully sent someone to follow her.
"Princess, the prince has not returned from his court today."
A maid hurriedly came to report.
"What a shame, I missed such a great opportunity."
Shi Yiqian regretted it.
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She thought she was smart but was deceived by that bitch.
"Princess, the prince has returned to his residence."
Another maid hurriedly came to report.
"I know, let's go down."
Shi Yiqian sent away several pretty maids, straightened her clothes and straightened her bun.
She was smiling, gentle and courteous, showing the demeanor of a lady.
From a distance, I saw Prince Ming walking towards him in court attire.
The jade crown on his head shone white in the sunlight.
Now Prince Ming had lost his gentle and peaceful aura, and he seemed to have a domineering air all over his body, which made people intimidated. .
"Your Majesty, let's have a cup of tea to relieve the heat."
Shi Yiqian pretended to be virtuous and poured tea for Prince Ming.
King Ming's eyes were sharp, he scanned the surrounding secret masters, and cast his probing eyes on Shi Yiqian, "Why, you want to go out?"
"I just came back from my parents' home."
Shi Yiqian replied calmly.
She knew that King Ming's martial arts was unfathomable.
She had only deliberately hidden it before, but now she no longer needed any cover-up.
"Mother-in-law, are you feeling better?"
King Ming put down the tea cup and said politely.
Shi Yiqian sighed with a sad face, "It's still the same."
"In a few days, Wang Xuan will send some imperial doctors to check on her."
King Ming stood up and said.
"Prince Xie" The gang of slaves in the imperial hospital are all snobbish.
No one is willing to go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to see a doctor once Concubine Lan falls.
Maybe the imperial doctor can treat her hidden illness and she will be cured.
"Between you and me, we still need to say thank you."
Shi Yiqian was flattered by Prince Ming's gentle gaze.
"This time I have returned with a great victory.
Many officials in the court have begun to side with me.
Today the two ministers of the Ministry of Hubu and the Ministry of War will come to visit.
The Ministry of Hubu and the Ministry of War are in charge of the taxes and soldiers of the entire Xuanyuan Dynasty. , is extremely important to me.
These two adults are your father’s friends for many years.
I hope you can help me.”
"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will do my best."
Shi Yiqian's mood improved instantly.
At least in the eyes of Prince Ming, she was not without merit.
Dad has been in the court for so many years and has a wide network of contacts, which cannot be lost overnight.
The two adults, Hubu and Bingbu, had always been father's wings before, but these days, when Concubine Lan died tragically, they must have wanted to find another big tree as a backer.
Now looking at the entire Xuanyuan Dynasty, apart from King Chen, there are also these King Ming who are in great prosperity.
In the main hall, Pang Chunhui, the Minister of Household Affairs, and He Hongnan, the Minister of War Affairs, were chatting with King Ming.
From the military defense in the north to the garrison in the south, it was a very pleasant conversation.
Compared with the cold and iron-blooded King Chen, the King Ming in front of him seemed more approachable.
Shi Yiqian specially brought two cups of tea and handed them to Pang Pang with a smile, "Pang Pang, this is your favorite Biluochun."
"Thank you, Princess."
Panda took the tea cup with a smile and thanked her profusely.
"Master He, this is yours, Anxi Tieguanyin."
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Shi Yiqian handed the tea cup to Master He and said with a smile: "The prince specially ordered people to buy these from the place of origin.
If you don't mind, you can bring them."
Go back."
"Thank you, Your Majesty and Princess, for your kindness."
The two of them waved their hands quickly, "I'm just waiting for a rough guy."
"Hey, what kind of bastards are you?"
Before Shi Yiqian could say anything, she felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach.
There was a rush of air in her abdomen.
Suddenly, there was a loud fart sound, which made her face turn from white to blue in an instant. black.
The two ministers stayed on the spot for a moment, dumbfounded, their brows furrowed, but they did not dare to say anything more.
Xuanyuan Youming, who was behind Shi Yiqian, stretched out his hand and waved it with a look of disgust on his face.
Not only was this fart loud, but it also tasted great.
"Haha" Shi Yiqian also smelled the stench, and couldn't hide her embarrassment.
She sneered and pretended that nothing happened, and continued to chat with the two adults, "drink tea."
The two adults lowered their heads, but they couldn't drink the tea mixed with the smell of farts, and they agreed repeatedly.
Shi Yiqian knew she was being rude, so she quickly laughed and started chatting with Pang Pang, "I heard that Pang Pang is very good at magic, I don't know."
Her face changed drastically again, and another qi rushed straight into her body, and it was even stronger than before. many.
Sure enough, after a look of discomfort, a series of super sexy farts was deafening, making everyone present's face darken.
The two adults held their breaths and did not dare to speak.
King Ming's face was so black that it could drip with ink, and his furrowed brows could be tied into a knot.
"I" Shi Yiqian wanted to say something else, but an extremely loud stinky fart covered up her words.
The stench spread throughout the hall and almost killed several guards on duty at the door.
"Wei Chen takes his leave."
Da Da Ren and Master He suppressed their blushes and left Prince Ming's Mansion as if they were running away.
Shi Yiqian's face was full of panic.
She tried to stay, but she could no longer control the airflow in her body.
Fart sounds came out one after another.
The sound was really disgusting, and the smell directly made several blushing guards at the door.
Dead.
"My concubine" Before Shi Yiqian could finish speaking, Xuanyuan Youming kicked her five meters away with a look of disgust on her face, and she disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"Prince" Shi Yiqian held her stomach and rolled on the ground.
The sound of farts mixed with screams could be heard in the hall.
The stinky farts in the past few hours almost smoked the entire people in Prince Ming's Mansion to death.
The two adults got on the carriage at the gate of the palace, and both took a deep breath of fresh air.
Pang Daren gasped and said, "It's so disgusting.
I didn't expect Princess Ming to be everywhere."
Lord He sneered and said: "Originally I was just here to observe, but now it seems that there is no need for it at all.
If the current Holy Lord notices such things as forming cliques for personal gain, it is better to be a neutral party."
"Yeah, look at Princess Ming, and you'll know the taste of Prince Ming.
It's really hard for her to take on such a big job."
Pang Pang pinched his nose and said in disgust, "Hurry up, it stinks." ＊＊＊＊ As soon as Li Zhige entered the room, he was hugged from behind, and Xuanyuan Youchen's magnetic voice came to his ears: "Where are you going?"
"Why, check the gang?"
Li Zhige turned around to face Xuanyuan Youchen, reaching out and caressing his handsome face, "I just went to Prince Ming's Mansion and met an old friend."
"Old friend" Xuanyuan Youchen said with a puzzled smile, "Princess Ming" "Smart" Li Zhige lightly scratched Xuanyuan Youchen's tall nose, "I gave her a big gift, my lady's secret secret top-notch fart medicine.
I guarantee that she will make a loud fart sound that will resound throughout the imperial capital."
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Xuanyuan Youchen lovingly picked her up and said, "You always have so many weird things.
You are not allowed to go to Prince Ming's Mansion alone in the future.
Do you understand?"
"Now that I know it, I will never go to Prince Ming's Mansion without your permission, right?"
Li Zhige coquettishly pulled the lapel of Xuanyuan Youchen's clothes and said, "How was your visit to the palace today?"
"I have some clues."
Xuanyuan Youchen hugged Li Zhige and sat on the bed, "The problem should lie in the dragon robe that the emperor is wearing."
"Dragon Robe" Li Zhige did not expect this, "It is true that food and daily life are not easily poisoned, but it is possible to attack this intimate clothing.
But"
"Stop being just, let's go first."
A man couldn't wait to push a woman down.
"Hey, have you taken all the medicine prescribed for you?"
a certain woman asked worriedly.
"Of course," a certain man said solemnly: "My wife's orders are like a mountain, and I will obey them unconditionally." ＊＊＊ "Princess" the maid cautiously called several times by the window.
The princess was in a very bad mood these days and often lost her temper, which made the servants like them fearful and cautious.
"What's the matter?"
Shi Yiqian looked tired and stretched out her hand to throw away the drooping curtain.
Her face was gloomy, her tone was poor and she was quite resentful.
"Tomorrow the Jin Mansion will hold a chrysanthemum banquet.
Madam Jin sent a letter of invitation to invite the princess to attend the banquet."
The maid replied carefully.
"I got it."
Shi Yiqian took the invitation from the maid.
She had been suffering from abdominal pain for the past few days, and her whole body was tortured to the point of being transformed into a human shape.
Her stomach has finally gotten better these days, but Prince Ming is extremely disgusted with her.
That bitch Li Zhige must have poisoned her in some weird way.
Otherwise, how could she be so rude in front of the two ministers?
Now she has fallen out of favor with King Ming.
It's really hateful.
Mrs.
Jin is the original wife of the Minister of Libu.
If she can win over the Minister of Libu and become King Ming's wing, she may have a chance to turn over.
The next day.
Shi Yiqian was dressed up.
The chrysanthemums were in full bloom that day, colorful and indescribably beautiful.
"See Princess Ming."
Mrs.
Jin and several noble ladies hurriedly came up to greet her.
"Please get up quickly."
Shi Yiqian warmly helped Mrs.
Jin to get up.
"Princess, please come in."
Mrs.
Jin pulled Shi Yiqian towards the banquet.
"The chrysanthemums are in bloom today.
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I would like to invite the ladies in the capital to enjoy the chrysanthemums and compose poems together."
After admiring the chrysanthemums of different shapes, we officially took our seats.
"This is chrysanthemum tea.
They are all freshly picked.
Please have a taste."
Mrs.
Jin sent someone to pass cups of exquisitely crafted tea to all the ladies.
The fragrance of the flowers is overflowing and the mouth is sweet.
It is really delicious.
"This scented tea is red and white.
It's not only beautiful but also fragrant.
It's pretty good."
Several ladies began to praise it.
Recently, the Minister of Civil Affairs has been highly regarded by the emperor, so naturally all ladies and gentlemen must fawn over Mrs.
Jin.
Mrs.
Jin stared at Shi Yiqian who was drinking genuine scented tea with a smile, "I wonder what the princess thinks?"
Shi Yiqian elegantly put the tea cup to one side and said with a slight smile: "I think Mrs.
Jin is very good."
For some reason, another familiar air flow passed through her belly.
She suppressed the discomfort on her face and felt deep in her heart.
Secretly anxious.
What on earth is going on?
It was obviously better a few days ago, but now it’s here again Everyone held their breath and listened to what Shi Yiqian was going to say next, but saw her suddenly frowning.
The smile on Mrs.
Jin's face stiffened for a while.
Was this obviously a slap in the mouth?
If you don't like it, you don't have to express your opinion.
No one will treat you as a mute.
It's really hateful.
"Why don't we write a poem?"
A noble lady noticed Mrs.
Jin's anger and suggested: "The poem must have the word chrysanthemum in it, how about it?"
"Okay."
Everyone agreed.
Shi Yiqian tried her best to suppress the airflow in her body that could break out of her body at any time.
The expression on her face was extremely ferocious, and she was exerting all her strength.
The ladies were very surprised.
The expression on Mrs.
Jin's face was even more displeased.
She didn't have to come if she didn't like it.
What did she always have this suffocating expression mean?
She was clearly here to mess with her.
"Come on, it's Mrs.
Li's turn."
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Everyone started to write poems one by one according to the order, which was very elegant.
"Next, it's time to inscribe the princess," the ladies reminded.
Shi Yiqian forced a smile, suppressed the embarrassment in her heart and the discomfort in her body, and moved to the four treasures of the study in small steps.
She picked up the pen and was about to start writing, but she felt something was wrong.
The airflow in her body started to leak out when she moved. out Several ladies smelled the stench, looked disgusted and disdainful, waved the brocade handkerchiefs in their hands, and walked away a few steps away.
Shi Yiqian struggled to compose poems, with a constipated expression on her face, and a few fart sounds could be heard from time to time.
The scene was really embarrassing.
The ladies with black lines all over their faces automatically moved several meters away from Shi Yiqian, but the sound of her farting could not be heard without stopping, which really made people sick and want to vomit.
Mrs.
Jin's face turned pale.
She farted unscrupulously during such an elegant chrysanthemum banquet.
It was really rude.
Finally, she forced herself to write a poem.
Shi Yiqian smiled excitedly at the crowd and said, "I've written it, you can take a look."
Feeling a little proud for a moment, the air flow suddenly shot out, and a series of extremely loud farts were deafening.
Everyone's faces were pale, angry, extremely embarrassed, and full of stench.
"Puff, puff, puff!"
For a moment, Shi Yiqian couldn't control it anymore.
The sound of farts was like the crackling of holiday fireworks, one after another, resounding throughout the audience.
No one was frowning at it, and everyone was disgusted by it.
Several ladies who were nearby were so smoked that they vomited directly, and some were almost killed by the smoke.
Mrs.
Jin's face seemed to be burnt to the bottom of the pot, and it couldn't be darker.
I originally thought that Princess Qingming was trying to save her face, but who knew that this was clearly a slap in the mouth.
"I'm sorry, puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff."
Shi Yiqian held up her dress, trying to stop the fart sound, and ran away for a moment, but the fart sound could not be covered up no matter what.
After she left, all the ladies hurriedly breathed fresh air in the open space.
From then on, Shi Yiqian was known as the "Fart Princess" and everyone knew it.
The ladies in Beijing had three thoughts when talking about it.
There are endless jokes that Tian Sanye can’t say, which really brings shame on King Ming. ＊＊＊ Huichun Hall.
"Miss, what are these?
It's so heavy."
Xiaoxue used all her strength to drag a large basket out.
Fine beads of sweat were already oozing out from the back of her forehead.
She didn't bother to wipe the sweat away and continued to pull forward.
Suddenly, the things in my hand felt much lighter.
A black shadow flashed, and it turned out that Zimo appeared and took the basket away from Xiaoxue's hand.
Xiaoxue felt warm in her heart, and two suspicious blushes appeared on her face.
Li Zhige smiled when he saw this, "Take all these things to the yard and dry them in the sun."
Xiaoxue nodded and followed Zimo to the yard one after another.
Someone did the job properly.
Then he turned to look at Xiaoxue, whose face was red, and took her hand.
In a flash, the two men disappeared.
"Where are you taking me?"
Xiaoxue was a little scared.
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She looked down and saw that she was flying high in the sky, her face turned pale.
Zimo held Xiaoxue's slender waist, hugged her into his arms, and said in a deep voice: "Hold me tight."
Xiaoxue's face turned red for a while, and she struggled and murmured softly: "Men and women are not allowed to have sex, please let me go quickly."
Zimo's body became unstable, and the two of them fell to the ground diagonally.
Zimo turned around to protect Xiaoxue and landed steadily.
Xiaoxue was so frightened that she looked up at Zimo, only to feel that his focused expression was looking at her affectionately.
She slowly approached her, looking a little panicked, until she noticed Zimo's hot breathing, and felt a rush in her heart.
Jumping wildly.
Zimo slowly stepped forward and stroked Xiaoxue's pink cheek, with an intoxicating smile in his eyes.
Xiaoxue stepped back unconsciously, her face flushed, her heart beating wildly, and she slowly closed her eyes.
After waiting for a long time, there was no reaction from Zimo.
When he opened his eyes, there was no movement from him.
He felt inexplicably disappointed in his heart.
"You are right, I will definitely pay attention to whether men and women are intimate next time," Zimo said seriously, which made Xiaoxue's face darken for a while.
"Let's go back."
Zimo turned around and left first.
Xiaoxue followed him reluctantly, feeling annoyed in her heart.
She was such a stupid young man. ＊＊＊ "Xiaoxue, are you done drying?
There is another basket here."
Li Zhige was studying the rare medicinal materials in the medicine store and shouted to Xiaoxue outside the house, but there was no response.
I suddenly felt strange, "Xiao Xue Zi Mo" Suddenly a dark shadow flashed across his eyes, which surprised Li Zhige.
His eyebrows were slightly condensed and his red lips were slightly parted: "His Royal Highness Prince Ming is here.
I don't know why."
King Ming had a warm smile on his face, his pure eyes, and his flowing hair, just like usual.
He chuckled softly, "Didn't Miss Li say that I would like to invite you to go to the Golden Phoenix Boat for a night tour of the imperial capital?"
Li Zhige's eyes watered and he said calmly: "But now I don't want to go."
"But I will never break my words," Xuanyuan Youming said with a faint smile on his face, and deep reluctance in his eyes, "Please."
Li Zhige knew that he had to go this time, "In that case, it's better to be respectful than to obey." ＊＊＊ Golden Phoenix Painted Boat.
Everyone attended and said, "Today is the birthday of the prince.
I wish you happiness, prosperity and good health."
Prince Ming's advisers and subordinates all stood up to toast.
The scene was very lively, but Prince Ming's smile did not reach his eyes.
Li Zhige sat quietly in a corner.
The environment around the boat was extremely beautiful.
At this time, the bright moon is in the sky, the stars are dotted, the mountains are clear and the water is beautiful, and the scenery is infinite.
The boat moved forward slowly, the night breeze blew in the face, it was particularly cool, Li Zhige leaned comfortably on the railing on one side holding the glass cup.
Slight footsteps approached slowly, and when he looked sideways, he saw King Ming dressed in navy blue casual clothes, with a jade crown on his head and a jade belt around his waist, looking elegant and elegant.
He held a wine glass and leaned against Li Zhige, "In my image, there are many people celebrating birthdays every year, but I am not happy at all.
I only hope that the people I love are by my side. ” Li Zhige's eyes darkened slightly and he laughed coldly: "Is there anyone you love in this world?"
"Of course."
Xuanyuan Youming threw the wine glass in his hand aside, slowly approached Li Zhige, gazed at her charming face, and said softly: "Far away in the horizon, close in front of you."
Seeing this, Li Zhige took a few steps back and warned: "Don't come over."
"Why are you afraid?"
Xuanyuan Youming's eyes were gloomy, which made people feel chilly in their hearts.
She approached step by step, exuding the aura of ingestion all over her body.
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Li Zhige raised his head and stared at the confused King Ming stubbornly, "I'm not afraid of you."
"Humph?"
King Ming chuckled a few times, and reached out to lift Li Zhige's delicate chin, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
He gradually came closer, and his rapid breath full of alcohol was full of ambiguity, which made people feel very uncomfortable.
Feel good.
Looking at Li Zhige's seductive red lips, Xuanyuan Youchen suppressed the feeling in his heart that he just liked her being so stubborn.
He let go of his hand, raised his head and smiled and gradually left.
"Li Zhige" a fierce female voice came from not far away.
Shi Yiqian, wearing a bright red diamond skirt, walked out of a corner with resentment and jealousy in her eyes.
Li Zhige couldn't help but laugh secretly, Princess Fart is here "What poison did you give me that day?"
Shi Yiqian approached and asked in a lowered voice, her words full of gritted teeth.
"Why, Princess Ming cares about your adultery again and someone else poisoned you?"
Li Zhige glanced contemptuously at Shi Yiqian, whose face was dark with suppressed expression.
"You woman with such a heart as a snake, what kind of poison did you give me?"
Shi Yiqian asked with a ferocious face.
She had had enough these days.
"I told you, I haven't done anything."
Li Zhige turned around to leave, but was held back by Shi Yiqian.
"You can't leave until you take out the antidote."
Shi Yiqian's determination not to give up really gave people a headache.
"Why, are you trying to silence someone?"
Li Zhige said with a sweet smile, glancing at the inner hall, "Aren't you afraid that King Ming will blame you?"
"You vixen seduces the prince all the time, you are so shameless."
Shi Yiqian was furious.
She just saw her husband being attracted to Li Zhige, and she really wanted to grab Li Zhige's hair and slap him wildly.
"Actually, I don't want to come.
It's your prince who insists on me coming."
Li Zhige said with an innocent expression, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, it seems that your position as Princess Ming will not be long."
"You" Shi Yiqian was so aroused by her words that she trembled all over.
She grabbed Li Zhige's arm and pushed it out.
Li Zhige's red lips curled up slightly, and she deliberately missed, falling off the boat and into the water.
"Someone has fallen into the water, come here," several maids in the corridor screamed.
"What's going on?"
King Ming and others hurried out of the inner hall, but when they saw Shi Yiqian running away in a hurry, someone suddenly shouted from behind: "Stop!"
"See you, Your Majesty."
Shi Yiqian tried her best to calm down the waves in her heart, pretending that nothing happened, and leaned over to say hello.
"What happened?"
King Ming glanced around, but there was no trace of Li Zhige.
His sharp eyes fell on Shi Yiqian again, "What did you do to her?"
"I didn't do anything," Shi Yiqian quickly replied.
"Hurry up and save people."
King Ming felt uncomfortable in his heart, as if someone had destroyed his most beloved thing.
"Yes" The guards quickly jumped into the water and began to rescue the people who fell into the water.
King Ming waved his hand, and a dark shadow came from nowhere and knelt firmly in front of him, "The princess just pushed the girl off the boat."
"It's true that she slipped and fell on her own.
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No matter what happens to me, Your Majesty, you must trust me," Shi Yiqian explained with excitement and tears.
However, facing King Ming's cold words, she seemed to have fallen into the ice cellar.
So cold.
"When you come, I will serve you according to the family law."
King Ming's face was extremely cold.
Shi Yiqian had never seen such a ruthless and cold-blooded Xuanyuan Youming.
He actually wanted to punish himself in public for that bitch, which is really pathetic and hateful.
Several guards came forward with two thick sticks and pushed Shi Yiqian to the ground.
The sticks cracked and slapped, making Shi Yiqian want to die.
"My lord, please spare my life, don't fight anymore."
Shi Yiqian's cry gradually became smaller, she was dripping with cold sweat, and she almost stopped moving.
Seeing that the prince hadn't shouted to stop, the guard had no choice but to continue beating him.
When the stick went down, he heard a strange sound, and then a smell of great stench hit his face, almost knocking the two guards away.
Smoked to death.
"Prince, the princess farted again," a guard reported while pinching his nose.
Prince Ming's face was filled with disgust and his brows were furrowed.
"She was imprisoned in the backyard of the palace and no one is allowed to visit her."
This Shi Yiqian had lost all his face recently.
The Ministry of Hubu and the Minister of Libu who could have been his confidants were all because of this.
She is yellow.
"Yes."
The guard pulled the unaware Shi Yiqian away in a hurry.
King Ming's sharp eyes swept across the calm water surface, and he knew Li Zhige's water properties.
She must have taken the opportunity to escape, damn it ＊ "Ziyu" Xuanyuan Youchen's face seemed to be stained with frost, and his voice was stern and cold.
"I know I'm guilty, please punish me."
Ziyu felt regretful in his heart.
Zimo said to let himself have a good rest, but he didn't expect that he was going to fall in love.
It's really tragic that I lost my wife now.
"Your Majesty, forgive me.
This is all Zimo's fault.
Please punish me severely."
Zimo knew that he could not escape the blame, so he kept pleading.
"Although it's important to pick up girls, you can't delay protecting your master."
Li Zhige wiped his nose, walked over slowly, patted Zi Mo's shoulder and said seriously: "Why don't you hurry up and make some medicine for me?"
"Yes" Zimo stepped back continuously.
"You go too."
Li Zhige winked at Ziyu.
"Mrs.
Xie" Ziyu quickly dodged.
"The state has national laws, and the military has military regulations.
They can't be lenient this time."
Xuanyuan Youchen's face was made of ice, which made people look a little scared.
"Well, am I standing in front of you intact?"
Li Zhige walked over and stretched out his hand to play with his ice face, "It won't help if you punish them now.
You see, I'm so smart, how could I not escape?"
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Woolen cloth" "You are not allowed to leave my sight for even half a step in the future."
Xuanyuan Youchen's face softened slightly, and he picked up Li Zhige from the waist.
"Lie down quickly and have a good rest."
"Okay, I understand.
No matter where you go from now on, I will follow you and be your follower, okay?"
Li Zhige pulled Xuanyuan Youchen's clothes and said coquettishly: "But you can't think of me as nagging."
"I will listen to your nagging for the rest of my life," Xuanyuan Youchen joked, "Lie down."
"Oh."
Li Zhige lay down obediently and saw Xuanyuan Youchen clasping his fingers with hers and covering her with the quilt.
"Prince Ming has been recruiting troops recently.
I'm afraid something has happened.
I'm afraid he has another conspiracy to kidnap you at this time."
Xuanyuan Youchen's deep phoenix eyes flashed with a hint of worry.
Prince Ming is very deep in the city, making it difficult to guard against him.
Li Zhige blinked his beautiful big eyes and nodded, "Okay, I understand.
At most, I won't leave the house in the future."
"You always make people worry," Xuanyuan Youchen scolded.
"You talk so much, aren't you thirsty?"
Li Zhige looked innocent.
Xuanyuan Youchen had a black line on his face, "Sleep" Mingwangfu.
"Why aren't you willing to give in?"
Fu Liuli appeared out of nowhere, dressed in pitch black, almost blending into the night.
"Whether you want to or not is up to me."
King Ming replied coldly.
"I have a plan here, I can make the prince take the beauty home."
Fu Liuli's face hidden by the night had a hint of gloominess.
"Why do you have time to care about my affairs?"
King Ming didn't seem to appreciate it.
"Of course we need your prince to cooperate with us to get what we need." t: