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Chapter 1: The Lewd Little Old Man


"Qing'er, let's have a hard time going on a date today, where do you want to play" Su Yuan took Zhou Xiqing's hand and walked on the street, with a bright smile on his face with an inexplicable commotion, obviously it is a very happy thing to be able to date Zhou Xiqing on today's rare Valentine's Day."

Brother Seven, can you be normal, it's funny."

Zhou Xiqing pursed her mouth, and couldn't help but smile a little."

Hehe, this is different, a thousand-year-old otaku like me finally came out once, don't talk about me, it's your person anyway."

Su Yuan turned around, uncontrollable joy, and saw the clothes in a store at a glance."

Who wants you" Zhou Xiqing pretended to be disgusted, but the happy smile on her face couldn't hide it."

You want it, hehe, come in and see how this dress looks" Su Yuan stopped, put away his hippie smiling expression, and took Zhou Xiqing to the clothing store.Suddenly, a little old man suddenly appeared in front of Su Yuan's eyes, with gray hair, a wrinkled face, and only a few big yellow teeth left on his gums.The old man squinted at the two of them, grinning and looking kind, but how obscene it looked in Su Yuan's eyes.The sudden appearance of this old man startled Su Yuan, and he hurriedly pulled Zhou Xiqing back."

Damn, old man, when did you show up?"

Su Yuan asked the old man in front of him in shock, which really scared him a lot."

Hey, the lad is a little better.The little old man scared you just a little more flexibly, what's wrong with this young man now" The old man still said to Su Yuan in the previous sentence, but then he seemed to be talking to himself.When Su Yuan heard this, he secretly slandered that this was not a matter of flexibility, but because you were too obscene and scared me."

Grandpa, what are you stopping us for" Su Yuan just wanted to speak, but was grabbed by Zhou Xiqing, and politely stepped forward to ask the old man."

Look at the lad, or your little girlfriend is polite.Girl, little old man, I'm not interesting, look at it, I have a lot of good-looking things here, you can buy them if you like" The old man praised Zhou Xiqing and began to sell the things in the box hanging on his chest, Su Yuan knew the old man's purpose in stopping them.Su Yuan was about to refuse this old man, but was stopped by Zhou Xiqing again, but fortunately, Su Yuan was very doting on Zhou Xiqing, so he endured it, otherwise Su Yuan's violent temper would explode directly."

Grandpa, how do you sell this ring" Zhou Xiqing pointed to a couple ring in the corner."

Oh, little girl, you have a lot of vision, this pair of rings is fifty pieces, I don't think you have a love token, this is pretty good, made of stainless steel, it is not bad if it is wet."

The old man saw that Zhou Xiqing had taken a fancy to his ring, and hurriedly sold it.Su Yuan patted his head when he heard the stainless steel, Nima's pair of stainless steel is fifty pieces, it's too pitiful, "Old man, you are too dark, fifty pieces of stainless steel, so big" Su Yuan took the ring and played with it on his hand, and tried it on his finger, it was just right.But after Su Yuan put it on, when he wanted to take it down, he couldn't take it out again.", old man, why the hell can't you pick it off" Su Yuan complained and pulled hard, but he couldn't pull it off after changing several different positions.Zhou Xiqing was also panicked when she watched from the side, why couldn't she take off this ring that was fine just now.Xiao Lao'er watched from the side, still squinting, looking at Su Yuan with a smile, and a burst of light flashed in his dim eyes."

Don't worry, young man, you're pulling out, maybe it's stuck, after all, this ring is old and aging."

The little old man's words were not shocking, and he almost didn't startle Su Yuan."

Grandpa, you can help me get it, why can't you get it down" Zhou Xiqing looked at the old man in front of him with a crying voice."

Haha, young man, it's destined, don't pull it out, pay for it.Little girl, seeing that you are infatuated, I will not take any money from you. ”The old man showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth, a lewd smile hung on his face, and his eyes looked at Su Yuan with burning eyes."

Damn, give it, hurry up."

Su Yuan angrily took out fifty yuan from his pocket and threw it to the old man.The old man looked like he had succeeded in his plan, slipped away quickly, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.Su Yuan looked at the old man with resentment, watching the old man flee but couldn't do anything, although fifty yuan was not much, but it was not easy to be pitted, and he also bought a pair of useless stainless steel rings, which was also embarrassing.But complaining is complaining, Su Yuan sighed and took his hand away, at this time his fingers were already red, but the ring did not move at all."

Brother Seven, I'm sorry, why can't I pull it out."

Only then did Zhou Xiqing know that she had been miserable by the old man, and apologized to Su Yuan sadly with a small mouth.Su Yuan smiled reluctantly, caressing Zhou Xiqing's flawless face, "It's okay, if you can't pull it out, you can't pull it out, it's just right."

This is your gift to me. ”I spent all my energy on pulling out the ring just now, and now I am a little out of breath when I speak.Zhou Xiqing looked at Su Yuan with wide eyes, her eyes shining with a sparkling light.Su Yuan was shocked, this is the rhythm of tears."

Okay, Qing'er, I'm okay if I don't cry, you can also bring the ring, this is our love token, and we can't take it off anymore, right" Su Yuan said dotingly, his eyes were full of love.His love for Zhou Xiqing can even be desperate for the other party, perhaps because Zhou Xiqing originally looked like people had the urge to pity."

Uh-huh."

When Zhou Xiqing heard this, she smiled reluctantly and took the ring with her.What they didn't know was that this mysterious and obscene old man was hiding in a corner and watching them at this time, and the corners of his mouth showed a satisfied arc, "Young man, we are destined to meet again." ”The old man left such a sentence, and disappeared without a trace.Because of such a thing, the two are not in the mood to play."

Alright, let's go back."

Su Yuan comforted her for a while, then took Zhou Xiqing's hand and walked home, sent Zhou Xiqing downstairs to her house, and watched her go upstairs, just when Su Yuan was about to leave, a woman's voice suddenly came from behind."

Okay, it's you kid, take my daughter out to play today, right" Su Yuan was shocked, this Nima's voice seems to be the voice of the mother-in-law, the last parent-teacher meeting, I said a few words to her, after all, it was Zhou Xiqing's tablemate, and I was also impressed by the mother-in-law's voice, and of course it was terrifying to hear it again today.Su Yuan's head exploded, and he ran away without gritting his teeth, if he was really caught, a lot of meat would have to be peeled off.I don't know how far I ran, and it wasn't until Su Yuan felt safe that he stopped and leaned against the wall to gasp."

Mom, it scared me to death, but fortunately I slipped away quickly."

Su Yuan patted his chest, slowed down for a while, and then walked to his house after recognizing the direction.,,; mobile phone reading,