I said that my feelings were seriously frustrated: the person I love doesn't bird me, and the person I don't love comes to annoy me, so Chen Bo was stunned for a long time and said, What's the use of saying this to an old man I'm sorry, I really can't help.If he is really bored and panicked, he has a suggestion, "How to solve the worries, the only way is to "stop and stop, and resolutely stop is drunk and annoyed."
I lifted the empty jar and shook it downward, so that he could see it for himself: did he see it, and drank it."
Uncle Chen, don't tell me to dig the soil again, I'm really worried that this time I will dig another jar and release another sealed devil, in that case, what will be the excitement in the house, hum, you know" Uncle Chen was angry with me again, he stretched out a finger and nodded at me, but he retracted it with great restraint.I said Uncle Chen, don't be angry, seeing that I'm about to send you Ye Luo back to the roots, in fact, I thought, this wine has been buried in a few jars, drink one jar and one less jar, you will soon be out of use, and my days are still long, I have to take it easy.This is one of them.Second, I didn't ask you earlier what the hell is this thing, and we talked about it all night, but you still haven't let me figure it out.What to hide the coffin is gone, do you still want to hide this secret in the ashes altar and bury it in the ashes Chen Bo said angrily, just now I also said that the relationship was frustrated, then shouldn't it be stopped, why did you pull it on the wine again Oh, why did you go off topic again There is something wrong with it, then although you are an old man, you have a rough life experience and rich experience, so from your point of view, what should I do and give some advice.Uncle Chen said with a sad face: "No, I'm an old man" I told him to stop again, and there was no need to say anything.Who is Meng, then how did you come to the spring dream under the blue vitex fruit bush, it can't be regarded as a valuable experience, let's talk about Chen Bo's old face turned purple suddenly, and he yelled: "You" Hey, the old man is going to be mad, I quickly changed the topic: "Uh, then let's talk about the bar, what is the dark wine is the blue vitex fruit wine" Chen Bo said viciously: "Of course not."
The wine is snake wine, the yin snake soaks in wine, it's weird now, you provoke me like this, what good is it for you" It turns out that the Yin snake finally became a wine-making thing, which is really ironic, I don't know how my father did it.I said to Uncle Chen: "It's over, I didn't mean to be angry with you, it's a bit complicated, you know, I don't like gossip, but if I don't figure it out if I have doubts, it's easy for my brain to short-circuit." ”Uncle Chen said again, what does this have to do with me, why does it have nothing to do with you and my father are close friends and lifelong friendships; I was raised by you, these two layers of relationship are superimposed, and the relationship is really not ordinary Uncle Chen raised his head and looked at me for a long time when he heard it, and said to himself in confusion: No, you are what I grew up watching, why did you suddenly become sharp-tongued "Yes" I smiled, and then stretched out my tongue and rolled out, making a snake spit out of the motion.Chen Bo suddenly shook his body as if he was conditioned, then jumped high like an electric shock, and then floated in the air in shock, not daring to approach me."
Haha, I scared you, Uncle Chen."
I say.Uncle Chen was shocked, he said: "No, no, no, your recent performance is very weird. ”No, take it seriously, I casually said: "Probably because of the blow of falling out of love and the affected mood." ”But Chen Bo retorted: "Nonsense.If you really get hit, then your mood should be depressed and decadent, how can you be so sharp, so aggressive, and don't let go of the words, no, there must be something wrong with this wine, are you sure this is the jars that Lao Jiang buried" Uncle Chen's analysis scared me, is this really the case, but how do I know what the wine is When I buried the wine, I was not still an ignorant little kid, if you want to say this, Uncle Chen, you have always been buried with the wine jar, what is the specific situation, You should know better than me to be right, Uncle Chen thought about it, and said slowly: "That's right, you won't know."
As far as I know, the wine has not been touched since I was buried, and I dare not guarantee it before. ”What did I say, is it possible that my father would bury the wine in question to harm his son, didn't he say that this is the wedding wine I used for my wedding, Uncle Chen, don't mind, I think if there is anything in this wine, you will be the most suspicious.When he said this, Uncle Chen was stunned, he thought about it for a while, and he couldn't refute my questioning and was speechless.And when I think about my own performance, it's really weird.After comparing it before and after, I found that I was really like Uncle Chen said: although I was not wooden in the past, I was honest and timid and didn't talk much; But it seems that after drinking this jar of wine, not only has I experienced a series of frightening events, but even my heart is different, aggressive, aggressive, especially the four words that Uncle Chen used to sharpen my tongue, which made me suddenly feel a chill in my heart In fact, Uncle Chen's original intention was to say that I had become sharp-toothed, but these four words are also very reminiscent of the image of a snake.Uh, me, I even imitated the snake's tongue curling and spitting out the letter just now, this is, what's going on, it's too scary, I cried and cried out with a sad face: "Uncle Chen, Uncle Chen, you say, what the hell is going on, is it because the Yin Snake found me" Uncle Chen said very seriously, he didn't know.After finishing this ghostly rotten snake, I don't know when it actually entangled me, I really shuddered, and I suddenly remembered a real allusion that happened in our town of Shaliu.The general course of the incident is that Shaliu Town was quite poor a long time ago, and the daily necessities were uniformly distributed at that time.And there is an old man in the town who is addicted to alcohol, and it is not easy.Because every month is based on the wine ticket to buy a certain amount of wine, adult men only have one per month, but for him, how is this enough, at the beginning of the month, when it is time to sell wine, the old man has already carried the wine bottle to the town's supply and marketing cooperative, and he is the only one to shop.After handing over the ticket and money, he watched the salesman fill his jug with wine, immediately took it and put it on the ground at his feet, and then watched the salesman turn around and give him change.That is, in the blink of an eye.When the salesman turned around and handed him the change, the old man lifted the flask, which was empty, and immediately picked it up, shook and poured it, but there was not a drop of wine.He had to hand over the flask again, saying that his wine had not yet been filled.The salesman said strangely, "Didn't you just fill the wine?"
he called Qu and said, the salesman really didn't fill him with wine; He also stripped off his clothes and asked the salesman to check them, but he didn't have anything to say.Could it be that the flask was leaking, and the two of them checked it over and over again, but found that the jug was intact.The salesman even went up to smell it for a long time, but there was no smell of alcohol in the old man's breath, and there was obviously no possibility of self-theft.The salesman went to the door again and looked around, but there was no place to hide anything or sign of an accomplice's assistance.This is strange and incomprehensible.But since the wine is rationed, there must be an explanation on the salesperson's book, and it is not impossible to just count it.After discussing with the old man who bought the wine, he had to deal with it like this: the salesman thought he was unlucky, so he had to refill the old man with a new pot of wine, but the two of them had to bear half of the wine money.When the old man came to the gate of the supply and marketing cooperative, when he went down the bluestone steps, he stepped on a soft lying snake, with the thickness of a wrist.He was so frightened that his feet and hands went limp.But the snake did not entangle itself and attack him, but struggled to lift its head and neck, and immediately fell down again.Then the old man saw that the belly of the big snake was bulging, and he had just been stepped on, and spit out a puddle of clear liquid from the snake's mouth, and faintly smelled the smell of wine.It turned out that it was this snake just now, who quietly stole all the wine in the old man's pot.It was a whole pot of wine, and it was so short, how did it do it, and the snake's speed was terrifying, and then it was too drunk to drink, and fell out of the door.The "case" of the theft of liquor came to light.This really made the old man angry and funny, and from this thought, he really admired this snake, but because he paid for half a pot of wine himself, he couldn't cheapen it.The old man made the decision at that time, and hastily stuffed the snake into the jug, with which he was going to soak the snake wine.The serpent was sealed in wine for seven years.In the seventh year, the old man came to open the seal and prepare to taste the snake wine.But as soon as he opened the lid of the pot, "whoosh", the snake jumped out like lightning and bit the old man's nose fiercelyaa2705221,,; mobile phone reading,